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  1. 11-13-2009, 06:32 AM #1
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    Funny BMW Acronyms

    I've only heard a few, but I'm sure there are lots more..

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    Bike Mom Walk
    Berlins Most Wanted
    Brutal Money Waster
    Brings Me Women
    Broke My Wallet

    ..so what've you got?
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