You know you DON'T drive an e36 when...

[heartbreaker]

That "you know you drive an e36..." thread has been up forever, even though it is quit possibly the best thread ever made, i though i would change it up a bit, and try the OPPOSITE.

You know you don't drive an e36 when...

You meet the mininum balance requirment on you checking account.

You dont have any "check" lights on in your car.

You havent been checked out by a chick while driving.

You have a house.

You only have one car year round.

You dont have any speeding tickets.

You have a solid relationship with a girl, and they say you DO give them enough attention.

[Daved]

Hmmmm... I think it's enough with the other thread.

[JayStayJigged]

lol nice try but not happening lol

[adamnur]

You know you DON'T drive an E36 when...



you DON'T get denied by Daved.

[NYY42]

You don't drive an e36 when you set aside money into your savings account.

[BoneThug]

you dont drive an e36 when you say "fuck, i dont wanna drive, i hate driving"

[baghram]

Originally Posted by BoneThug

you dont drive an e36 when you say "fuck, i dont wanna drive, i hate driving"

Errrrt! -1 I still hate driving even though I have an e36

[DTM Driven]

Originally Posted by baghram

Errrrt! -1 I still hate driving even though I have an e36

thats cause you suck.

you know you don't drive a e36 when you fill up with 87

[NYY42]

Originally Posted by baghram

Errrrt! -1 I still hate driving even though I have an e36

must be an automatic 318

[ucsdmuiron1986]

...when you know you can drive further because gas mileage is so much better
...when you are not afraid to put down the windows and have it break on you all the time
...when you arent afraid of constant minor problems
...when you get tired of driving after an hour

[heartbreaker]

Originally Posted by ucsdmuiron1986

...when you get tired of driving after an hour

...if you EVER get tired of driving!

[tabhasg]

Originally Posted by bmwracer101

you know you don't drive a e36 when you fill up with 87

I watched a girl do this with an e36 the other day

[Sil80m3]

...you dont have new problems every other month

[Titansilber330]

You know you don't drive an E36 when you get a good nights sleep every night because your not up till 4am fixing your car.

[onkD]

I accidently filled up my tank with 87 the first day I got it because I didn't read on it and wasn't thinking of course. Now it's the premium of course, but does it really matter what's used if your just driving it from place to place? I know a handful of bmw owners here that don't fill up with anything special lol

[baghram]

Originally Posted by NYY42

must be an automatic 318

Standing still in traffic sucks, be it in an M3, M5, M6, M9756854 with 734-speed manual or 318 auto ( though auto makes it somewhat more relaxed )

[Bimuh007]

when you're not worried about getting your car keyed by jealous douchebags.

[ImportFanatic]

You know you don't drive an e36..when you drive an e46.

[///Montizzle]

When you dont have underbody lights or lambo doors, or any other rice tastic mods

[ducky328i]

when its easy to change the starter

[Bluebimma]

When you can check the "do you have have reliable transportation" box without a doubt.

[ducky328i]

Originally Posted by Bluebimma

When you can check the "do you have have reliable transportation" box without a doubt.

[robisconfusedd]

why is this in the e36 section? shouldn't this be in the e46 or some other section because im pretty sure we all drive an e36 in here....... nice try

[heartbreaker]

Originally Posted by ///Montizzle

When you dont have underbody lights or lambo doors, or any other rice tastic mods

thanks, and i dont have underbody lights anymore.

[Ailiaw]

Originally Posted by robisconfusedd

why is this in the e36 section? shouldn't this be in the e46 or some other section because im pretty sure we all drive an e36 in here....... nice try

pretty sure its meant to rag on people who dont :P