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Old 09-09-2009, 02:58 PM
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I am speechless- worst modded E34 ever.
I got no pics as I was on the phone with PorscheDude but
I walk out of the class building and see what looks to be a nice black 95 E34 with 17 inch style 5s. I walk up closer and am flabbergasted at what I see: On the fender "DINAN V6 M5" same on the other fender. I walk around back and see "DINAN" on the drivers side and under it "POLICE INTERCEPTOR" yea, I am serious. I almost died with laughter, it was that horrendous. I'm sure I will see it again and for sure take pics.
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I got no pics as I was on the phone with PorscheDude but
I walk out of the class building and see what looks to be a nice black 95 E34 with 17 inch style 5s. I walk up closer and am flabbergasted at what I see: On the fender "DINAN V6 M5" same on the other fender. I walk around back and see "DINAN" on the drivers side and under it "POLICE INTERCEPTOR" yea, I am serious. I almost died with laughter, it was that horrendous. I'm sure I will see it again and for sure take pics.
Looks like Stickerboi is has some New England relatives. I'm betting the Police Interceptor badge is from a police package Crown Vic, and the V6 from a Grand Am? Or were they decals?
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That one up by me i saw yesterday has a corvette sticker on it
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very nice.
the only thing better than a v6 bmw is a v4 anything. ive seen that on cl almost as much as v6 bmws.

(and yes i know there was a v4 honda way back in the day)
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The one I just got was advertsed as... 4cyl 5-speed!
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The one I just got was advertsed as... 4cyl 5-speed!
Its an m20.. so it might as well be
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Garret next time hang up on me.
The pics would have been worth it.
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very nice.
the only thing better than a v6 bmw is a v4 anything. ive seen that on cl almost as much as v6 bmws.

(and yes i know there was a v4 honda way back in the day)
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Dude. I drive an m20 auto
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Its an m20.. so it might as well be
the black ones a m50
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Dude. I drive an m20 auto
I know Im just playing.

Or a better v4 yet:



BTW ive ridden a Turbo, cammed, jetted Vmax a couple years ago. It was probably the fastest bike that ive ridden period. And ive ridden pretty much every bike from 2000 and up, including small block chevy Boss Hoss.
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VMax is king of the sleepers!!!
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Or a better v4 yet:



BTW ive ridden a Turbo, cammed, jetted Vmax a couple years ago. It was probably the fastest bike that ive ridden period. And ive ridden pretty much every bike from 2000 and up, including small block chevy Boss Hoss.
For sure. But the price tag on that one is out of my reach. I looked through the Auto Locator a few times this summer and saw 04-05 VMax prices at 5-6k. Not bad since they were like 11k new.

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My first bike took a lot of people by surprise. 1989 Yamaha Radian. Exactly like this one:



600cc 4 carb 6 speed. 10k redline. 9500rpm in 6th was 110 mph. Stock sprockets. Guys at the local Yamaha shop confirmed it. They said it was built for raw acceleration, not top end. They got the raw acceleration part right for sure!!!!
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How bout an ~80 KZ1000 ex drag bike?
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Good job on that KZ. How many bikes have you done?
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Good job on that KZ. How many bikes have you done?
Thanks! Ive personally owned about 15 bikes so far. But ive been working as a motorcycle tech for past 7 years. Currently im taking a break and am only doing bike wrenching as side work, because im stydying Mechanical Engineering in college.
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