135i Vs. Poulan Pro PB22H54YT

[Cthulhu]

After I turned out of my driveway this morning at around 8am and made a right onto [major street], I see, out of the corner of my eye, a brand new Poulan Pro PB22H54YT sitting along the curb by the sidewalk, engine on, driver in the saddle. I'm trying not to make eye contact, but I had to stop at a light, and he's totally staring me down and revving. Light turns green, and he stays with me in 1st gear until the shift. I see him in my rear view mirror.

So I circle around the block and pull up next to him again, and he makes some lame excuse about having the blade engage on, and his vehicle being a riding lawn mower. Anyway, I turned my DSC off and pwn3d him on the launch when the light turned green again.

I got 2 tickets for wreckless driving and display of acceleration, and a summons for drunk and disorderly conduct and a DUI, but it was totally worth it. I also think I cracked my final drive unit, cause this weird oily stuff is dripping from my differential... But, maybe the next Sweede POS will think twice before he tries to F with my 1.

[Seph540i]

So that's what Poulan Pro is.XD

[seano666]

Ban.

[Cthulhu]

Grow a sense of humor. Seriously. Why would anyone ban me for joking around about my 1?

[negcamber]

I've heard those Poulan Pro's mod really well though.

[Rob24857]

Was it a two-stroker?

[IAMMAGNUS]

are u serious?

[Seph540i]

Someone raise the BS flags. Those Poulan's have 318 engines in them.

[Cthulhu]

Originally Posted by Seph540i

Someone raise the BS flags. Those Poulan's have 318 engines in them.

Yeah... well, I woulda had him from a dig. He was running catless, on race gas + oil, weighed less (no grass in the bags), and I think he had a JB3.

[Mote]

Wicked good story, Sir.

[saint166]

Originally Posted by Mote

Wicked good story, Sir.

wow your e30 is amazing . how well does your e30 hang in with your 335?

[Rob24857]

It would have had to have the spark arrestor removed too.

[Mote]

Originally Posted by saint166

wow your e30 is amazing . how well does your e30 hang in with your 335?

Thank you! Not sure, I've never ran the 2 of them together so all I have is my butt dyno to tell me. But my 335i dyno'd at 412whp 412wtq. I know my e30 isn't anywhere near that, but I'd have to say from 20-80mph (traction) it would be a pretty close race based on driving them both. After 80mph there is no competition and the 335i would most definitely start walking away, dare I say running away.

[YellowBed]

So this thread is fake/a joke?

[Rob24857]

Ahh...nothing runs like a Deere.

[hhy2k]

Originally Posted by YellowBed

So this thread is fake/a joke?

No, it's dead serious, you gotta watch out for those Poulan Pros! They cut you down into small pieces in no time!