Oh Hai I know what happened to your m3

[yangdh]

you see i know whats wrong with your m3

first i did the warm up dance

then we gave the car to an 18yr old girl who couldn't see over the wheel so we put books and CD's under her ass.....CSL seats are too bucket for her


this is how she drives


after that we decided to show her how it was done...
it first started and she thought it was awesome


but she wanted more...and told us to dump the fkn clutch...so being us we did...

(if you think that was a 6k drop )

but just incase I got in and made sure it was good to go


there was ganster approval


and left it smokin


But to no avail......we just proved SHIM to be correct....racing only hurts the tires

[Swinford]

BAHAHAHAHAHHA I hear Ashley and Marisa cackling in the background

[Pino]

i hate to be the no-fun police, but is that really all that enjoyable given the risks/damage you're doing to your car?

[SpeedTheory]

This is ohnoes' car.

Danny, rofl.

[yangdh]

i hate to be the no-fun police, but is that really all that enjoyable given the risks/damage you're doing to your car?

yes it was very enjoyable

don't worry we're professionals

[ohnoes]

I'm surprised Ken let you do that, as I definitely would not have. And, it's funny and all, but I think I get the last laugh. You all can dick around in someone else's $60,000 (yes, that's about how much Ken's brother paid for it) car till the cows come home, but one day when you're able to actually afford, own, and appreciate the finer things in life, you'll realize that that's really pretty idiotic. But, what am I thinking? Some of you appear to have the IQ of a goat (you know who you are), so I should really re-adjust my expectations.

[Shady3One3]

Ken was behind the wheel of his own car for most of that night :

[ohnoes]

Ken was behind the wheel of his own car for most of that night :

Great. Well, then, that's certainly his prerogative. When your friends, some of whom, to be honest, clearly do not give a $hit about your car, are egging you on to do stupid crap like that, I can understand more. I've been there. I'm still enjoying the M3 plenty, though; and I don't need to do inane burnouts and 6k clutch dumps to have fun with it. I think I'll live vicariously on this one.

[Shady3One3]

Man are you wrong about who was egging who on that night, heh

[TheodoreHendrix]

rated
/fail

[yangdh]

lol he don't know me very well do he
and yes i can afford an M3 too

[lax01]

No wonder that car had subframe problems...

[Bagr]

Great. Well, then, that's certainly his prerogative. When your friends, some of whom, to be honest, clearly do not give a about your car, are egging you on to do stupid crap like that, I can understand more. I've been there. I'm still enjoying the M3 plenty, though; and I don't need to do inane burnouts and 6k clutch dumps to have fun with it. I think I'll live vicariously on this one.

so your "prerogative" is to take the same car out of the shop as soon as you get it and slam it into the curb causing massive damage?

[yangdh]

All in this thread who've wrecked M3 into curb please raise hand.....

[lax01]

RuN ur mouth not ur car!


111!!!

[ohnoes]

so your "prerogative" is to take the same car out of the shop as soon as you get it and slam it into the curb causing massive damage?

I don't know if I'd call it massive damage, but yes, I endured a lapse of judgment and panic-braked mid-turn. It can happen to anyone who's inexperienced, as I was and still am. Sorry Bagr, I'm not perfect, but at least I don't try to beat my car to $hit. We all know you, however, are. Blowing one's S2k engine doesn't count.

All in this thread who've wrecked M3 into curb please raise hand.....

Anyone in this thread who can speak English please raise their hand...

[John V]

Ugg boots FTL.

[SpeedTheory]

I hate the Yawkees hat more.

And Ohnoes, you're an idiot. It spun a rod bearing.

[ohnoes]

And Ohnoes, you're an idiot. It spun a rod bearing.

I know, and I consider that blowing one's engine. Cars like the E36 M3 and the S2K rarely just "spin a bearing"; they're usually driven at or beyond their limits for an extended period of time. S54 is a different story.

[SpeedTheory]

You clearly don't understand how engine oiling functions.

[datax]

but she wanted more...and told us to dump the fkn clutch...so being us we did...

(if you think that was a 6k drop )

I thought you all know about this why I did the burnout that night. Hated those goodyears so I burned them up. Besides, they are gone anyway. Also, no 6k drop you idiots. It was started losing around 3k. Got the new tires the next day. So what Robert needs a new clutch? It's a freaking wear item and hope he understands it before he buys a car that has been tracked and has 80k miles. I now really regret that I had let you fools touch my cars. Oh well, live and learn I guess.

[shim]

ken, get off the internetz and go get lap dances birthday boy!!

[lax01]

Ken's in a bad mood because he hates his birthday...

[yangdh]

Ken's Birthday FTW lets burn some goodyears in celebration!!!!!

[SpeedTheory]

This thread receives a gold star.