View Full Version : To the M3 driver who threw a bottle at a Mercedes today


dysphunxion
04-26-2008, 05:38 PM
When I run your plate on Monday, you are so supremely done it's not even funny.

For everyone else...

87 south, not far past 84, headed back toward the city I pass a black e46 M3 with DTM, UUC, bimmerforums, and other stickers in the back driver side window. Excited to see a bfc sticker I immediately slow down and wave. The guy responds by goosing the throttle and then flooring it. I chuckle to myself and take off after him. After I pass him, I slow back down to make eye contact and he throws a bottle at me. What the hell is that? Did the girl snicker or are you just that much of a sore loser?

bellavus
04-26-2008, 06:02 PM
that is so incredibly lame.

silence
04-26-2008, 06:05 PM
seriously?

vazqued2
04-26-2008, 06:11 PM
What a pansy. Guys like that give BMW drivers a bad reputation.

Did you chase him down? How did you let him get away with that?

seeyalaterrr
04-26-2008, 06:30 PM
I hope we find out which member it was.

m3maker
04-26-2008, 06:46 PM
I hope its not anyone here..thats just not cool...good thing you got the persons plate though...

sclegend
04-26-2008, 07:30 PM
post the plate!

MIMI1
04-26-2008, 07:42 PM
:rofl

i bet its also one of those e46fanatics guys with a bfc sticker

vazqued2
04-26-2008, 07:56 PM
:rofl

i bet its also one of those e46fanatics guys with a small penis

my take on this possibility

m3maker
04-26-2008, 08:01 PM
lol

dysphunxion
04-26-2008, 09:17 PM
My passenger wouldn't allow me to chase him down and rip his fingers off, much as I wanted to.

I just let him flee, all the while repeating the casino owner's threat from Ocean's 11 in my head, "Run and hide, asshole. Run and hide."

Not sure what I'm going to do yet. He's just damn lucky that he missed. :az

Mark850
04-26-2008, 09:24 PM
My passenger wouldn't allow me to chase him down and rip his fingers off, much as I wanted to.

I just let him flee, all the while repeating the casino owner's threat from Ocean's 11 in my head, "Run and hide, asshole. Run and hide."

Not sure what I'm going to do yet. He's just damn lucky that he missed. :az Run his plate..Go to his house late at night and throw a bottle thru his window with a note on it saying." you missed , I didn't.".... I'm not like that anymore but what's fair is fair..

ak5
04-26-2008, 10:06 PM
Throw the same bottle through his house window. (fill with cement)

CleanE34
04-26-2008, 10:09 PM
damn that is lame. hopefully you find them and enact your revenge.

GG///M3
04-26-2008, 10:44 PM
:rofl

i bet its also one of those e46fanatics guys with a bfc sticker

+++++1111111111111111111111111111111111111111

MikeVance
04-27-2008, 12:11 AM
post the damn plate already.

what car were you driving?

m3maker
04-27-2008, 12:15 AM
Heres my question..how do you run someones plate?

MikeVance
04-27-2008, 12:21 AM
Heres my question..how do you run someones plate?
connections with the police, dmv etc etc.

probably some program out there that does it too.

m3maker
04-27-2008, 12:55 AM
connections with the police, dmv etc etc.

probably some program out there that does it too.

Yeah prob...

marc212
04-27-2008, 01:28 AM
panzy, who throws a bottle, please tell me like it was a Gatorade and not a glass bottle

MikeVance
04-27-2008, 07:55 AM
panzy, who throws a bottle, please tell me like it was a Gatorade and not a glass bottle

either way, they're both equally damaging.

thrilos5
04-27-2008, 10:02 AM
that was just plain stupid!
don't worry he already got his punishment:
driving a slow m3 with stickers on it :stickoutt

m3Raleigh
04-27-2008, 10:04 AM
post the plate number

Mark850
04-27-2008, 11:13 AM
connections with the police, dmv etc etc.

probably some program out there that does it too. If you have a friend who's a Police Officer they'll do it for you..But the drawback is if there's anything on the car they have to pursue it.. Say if they run the plate and it comes back stolen,excessive tickets or whatever they could get in trouble for not acting on the vehicle..I have friends in the N.Y.C. Police and Philly + the A.T.F...I could have it done if something like this happened to me.. And then????????????????:D

dzlnitro
04-27-2008, 11:23 AM
wow, that is what i call a cock boy

dysphunxion
04-27-2008, 12:02 PM
I already have the owner's info in hand. Appears to be mommy's car.

Registered to a much older, female. Driver was early twenties, maybe even late teens, male. Accompanied by a female passenger of same age.

I am satisfied with the (legal and reasonable) options presented to me and will have no personal involvement in the conclusion.

Thanks for playing, asshole.

Grey Phox
04-27-2008, 12:34 PM
I already have the owner's info in hand. Appears to be mommy's car.

Registered to a much older, female. Driver was early twenties, maybe even late teens, male. Accompanied by a female passenger of same age.

I am satisfied with the (legal and reasonable) options presented to me and will have no personal involvement in the conclusion.

Thanks for playing, asshole.

:rofl Good. I hope you fuck that kid over good. People like that piss me off.

95M3theo
04-27-2008, 12:35 PM
I already have the owner's info in hand.

I am satisfied with the (legal and reasonable) options presented to me and will have no personal involvement in the conclusion.

Thanks for playing, asshole.
What conclusion do you have in mind? Police knocking on his door saying stop throwing bottles?

I still like the idea of throwing a bottle through his window with a note saying "You missed".

Mark850
04-27-2008, 12:39 PM
What conclusion do you have in mind? Police knocking on his door saying stop throwing bottles?

I still like the idea of throwing a bottle through his window with a note saying "You missed". Exactly!!! Mommy's gonna take the keys?? He intended to do damage to your car!! Police won't really do anything after the fact..Late night Driveby , bottles away!!! Don't miss..:) One more thing , remove your plate beforehand..You can't run a plate if there's not one there..

95M3theo
04-27-2008, 12:45 PM
Exactly!!! Mommy's gonna take the keys?? He intended to do damage to your car!! Police won't really do anything after the fact..Late night Driveby , bottles away!!! Don't miss..:) One more thing , remove your plate beforehand..You can't run a plate if there's not one there..
Hahaha true he could get a spanking also. I just thought of this but could the OP's no personal involement be an ordered a mafia hit?:shifty

seeyalaterrr
04-27-2008, 12:52 PM
Bimmerforums meet to his house?

Mark850
04-27-2008, 01:00 PM
Hahaha true he could get a spanking also. I just thought of this but could the OP's no personal involement be an ordered a mafia hit?:shifty:lol That can be done also..But one day I'll come to you for a favor...

darthE36
04-27-2008, 01:31 PM
Definitely mommy bought the car and registered it. Spoiled Rich Kid FTML.

darthE36
04-27-2008, 01:32 PM
post in the e46m3 section.

dysphunxion
04-27-2008, 01:56 PM
No illegal acts or unsavory types required.

Let's just say, he messed with the wrong person.

Dispatch20
04-27-2008, 02:36 PM
No illegal acts or unsavory types required.

Let's just say, he messed with the wrong person.

You're so e-thug!

So let me get this straight...you were illegally street racing some kid his mom's vehicle, and he threw a bottle at you? I agree that it was a retarded thing to do, but you were being a douche by racing around too. Maybe your friends in the DMV and/or police who are abusing their powers by running plates for unofficial business should lose their jobs as well. Maybe you even work in the DMW or with the police. Maybe you should lose your job for wreckless driving, and invasion of privacy.

Hypocrite. :)

xtremsiege2
04-27-2008, 02:44 PM
Definitely mommy bought the car and registered it. Spoiled Rich Kid FTML.
sounds like something a young kid would do. Just be sure to get to his house before the kid totals his mom's car.

vibes
04-27-2008, 02:46 PM
Call his house and speak with the mother.

BillB
04-27-2008, 02:49 PM
take the bottle and piihb

MIMI1
04-27-2008, 03:17 PM
Grab his info post here lets open up some credit cards:devillook

luv4myE36
04-27-2008, 03:29 PM
Grab his info post here lets open up some credit cards:devillook

I can has MASHAW Widebody and Technique Tuning STGII?:evil2

dysphunxion
04-27-2008, 03:57 PM
You're so e-thug!

So let me get this straight...you were illegally street racing some kid his mom's vehicle, and he threw a bottle at you? I agree that it was a retarded thing to do, but you were being a douche by racing around too. Maybe your friends in the DMV and/or police who are abusing their powers by running plates for unofficial business should lose their jobs as well. Maybe you even work in the DMW or with the police. Maybe you should lose your job for wreckless driving, and invasion of privacy.

Hypocrite. :)When I encountered the M3 and saw the bimmerforums sticker I had no intention of "racing" as you put it. I waved. He took off. I got the feeling that we were stretching the legs a little, a friendly blast down the highway. And/or he wanted to know just how beastly an SL is. He found out, and reacted inappropriately.

As for me and my actions after the fact, I have a unique relationship with the federal government that affords me certain (legal) accommodations. But thank you for your presumptuous comments. I haven't had the desire to use the ignore button in a awhile.

BeeMDubya1
04-27-2008, 05:13 PM
e-thug FTL

AwesomeIsLuke
04-27-2008, 09:15 PM
He's not an E-thug if he actually does something about it.

If you end up doing something, please capture it on video.

ct323i
04-27-2008, 10:09 PM
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/images/smilies/popcorn1.gif

1rstbmw!
04-27-2008, 10:20 PM
Meh it was just a benz it's not like it was a bimmer or anything.:devillook

marc212
04-27-2008, 10:34 PM
where is this kid at

Grey Phox
04-28-2008, 07:23 AM
Meh it was just a benz it's not like it was a bimmer or anything.:devillook

You should really be getting back to the southeastern part of the regionals. :stickoutt

MiniXP
04-28-2008, 07:46 AM
Just because the car is registered in his mom's name doesn't mean he didn't pay for it, my car which i bought is registered in my dad's name for insurance purposes.

Also, if you have his address, you can order free boxes from the postal service and have them shipped anywhere, if you know what i mean. They will ship thousands of them if you order them.;)

ken_vs_ryu
04-28-2008, 11:18 AM
please post follow ups.

ken_vs_ryu
04-28-2008, 11:40 AM
please post follow ups.

dysphunxion
04-28-2008, 06:01 PM
I don't know. I suppose I should call and find out.

I'm not really all too enthusiastic about participating on this forum anymore. I have a limited amount of daily down time and I really don't care to spend it by being called an "e-thug" by a bunch kids. If people want to argue or debate, even pointlessly, fine. One liner flames, no thanks.

jsedlak
04-28-2008, 06:56 PM
When I encountered the M3 and saw the bimmerforums sticker I had no intention of "racing" as you put it. I waved. He took off. I got the feeling that we were stretching the legs a little, a friendly blast down the highway. And/or he wanted to know just how beastly an SL is. He found out, and reacted inappropriately.

As for me and my actions after the fact, I have a unique relationship with the federal government that affords me certain (legal) accommodations. But thank you for your presumptuous comments. I haven't had the desire to use the ignore button in a awhile.

All I see from you in this thread is judging someone for their age, the ownership of the car and for the type of car they drive. Stop being a judgmental douche and understand that shit happens and you can't expect everyone to be as joyful as a rainbow to see a fellow bf.c member DRIVING A MERCEDES.

And no, I am not condoning his actions so don't even try to go there. I can't control him or anyone else. I can only control my own actions and if I were in your place I would shrug it off, make some jokes and move on with my life.

By the way, my mom is on the title of my car, my father bought it, and I alone drive it. It is an E46 and yet I don't act like a douche. So there go all your horrible stereotypes out the window.

Dispatch20
04-28-2008, 07:01 PM
I don't know. I suppose I should call and find out.

I'm not really all too enthusiastic about participating on this forum anymore. I have a limited amount of daily down time and I really don't care to spend it by being called an "e-thug" by a bunch kids. If people want to argue or debate, even pointlessly, fine. One liner flames, no thanks.

Then debate your point:

Why do you feel vigilante justice is warranted?

Legal issues aside, do you think its ethical to use private records for your personal use? You have no authority to use DMV records in any manner. I'm actually just assuming you made that part up about "running plates".

Do you think it's mature thing to do to post threats on an online bulletin board? I think it's a little silly.

Why have you reacted so poorly to anybody that challenged your viewpoint? People are calling you an e-thug because your posting threats with no evidence of backing them up. You either should not post threats, or you should post evidence.

You are calling the people who realize how silly this entire post is "a bunch of kids". Do you think you're acting mature in how you handled the situation? In my opinion, a truly mature adult wouldn't be doing what you're doing.

These aren't flames. It's simply meant to point out the unacceptable way in which your behaving. People don't act like tough guy thugs in real life, unless they are ignorant and/or rednecks. Most people realize this, and are just provoking you on for their own entertainment value. <insert popcorn smiley here>

dysphunxion
04-28-2008, 08:43 PM
All I see from you in this thread is judging someone for their age, the ownership of the car and for the type of car they drive. Stop being a judgmental douche and understand that shit happens and you can't expect everyone to be as joyful as a rainbow to see a fellow bf.c member DRIVING A MERCEDES.

And no, I am not condoning his actions so don't even try to go there. I can't control him or anyone else. I can only control my own actions and if I were in your place I would shrug it off, make some jokes and move on with my life.

By the way, my mom is on the title of my car, my father bought it, and I alone drive it. It is an E46 and yet I don't act like a douche. So there go all your horrible stereotypes out the window.How have I stereotyped anyone? I merely state the facts.

Before I even created this thread I had determined that this guy was an shithead, not because of his vehicle, not for who owns the vehicle, not even because of his age, but because of his actions. I challenge you to find in this thread where I directly or indirectly state...

M3 driver's are ___.
Anyone who's parent's name is on the title of their car is ___.
Young people are ___.

Shit happens?

Shit happening is a flat tire, ketchup on your tie. Throwing a bottle at a car on the highway is a deliberate, malicious act. A crime against another human being with a reasonable potential to cause harm. My crime of speeding is victimless. I have never caused a car accident or caused any individual person harm through my driving habits. IMO, and in my specific case, it is an act (speeding) with acceptably low potential to cause harm.

dysphunxion
04-28-2008, 09:09 PM
Then debate your point:

Why do you feel vigilante justice is warranted?

Legal issues aside, do you think its ethical to use private records for your personal use? You have no authority to use DMV records in any manner. I'm actually just assuming you made that part up about "running plates".

Do you think it's mature thing to do to post threats on an online bulletin board? I think it's a little silly.

Why have you reacted so poorly to anybody that challenged your viewpoint? People are calling you an e-thug because your posting threats with no evidence of backing them up. You either should not post threats, or you should post evidence.

You are calling the people who realize how silly this entire post is "a bunch of kids". Do you think you're acting mature in how you handled the situation? In my opinion, a truly mature adult wouldn't be doing what you're doing.

These aren't flames. It's simply meant to point out the unacceptable way in which your behaving. People don't act like tough guy thugs in real life, unless they are ignorant and/or rednecks. Most people realize this, and are just provoking you on for their own entertainment value. <insert popcorn smiley here>Vigilante justice?

Other posters in this thread suggested "returning the favor" by throwing a bottle through the person's window. That, is an act of vigilantism. An act that conflicts with the law. I have acted within the bounds of the law. I called the secret service, was provided with relevant data about the individual to determine if I could assist in identifying him, as it is obviously someone from this forum, of which I have been a member from the beginning, and then left the rest to them. My motivation for pursuing this as far as I did, was not for my own satisfaction, but because someone nearly hit my fiancee in the head with a bottle. I live in NY. Insults, crude gestures, insinuations, I could care less. However, threaten a loved one and you will receive my FULL attention.

Threatening the life of the president is a crime. In a lesser way, I am afforded similar protection. Interfering with or an attempting to assault my person is a federal crime for reasons I will not discuss. Take it, or leave it.

As I said before, I've been a member here for while. My initial threat was an informal way of calling attention to a situation that, understandably, I was less than pleased with. Of course it's still a threat, a threat at large, written by an angry person, on the internet. Boo-hoo. Personally, I thought it was a decent opener. Literary license. E-x-c-u-s-e me.

How have I reacted poorly to anyone who challenges my view point? Did I threaten you? Did I call you names? No, I restated facts in an attempt to help you understand the incident, and then documented my actions for all to see. Simple, direct, over with.

I won't even readdress the "e-thug" and "bunch of kids" comments. It is just too long and boring of a topic. Simply, I was speaking to someone else who has been here a long time and understands the changes the board has undergone. The fact that you are personally insulted by my comments illustrates your misunderstanding. I'm sorry that I made obtuse generalizations that offended you or anyone else, that was not my intention at all. Okay, maybe a little. Damn kids! ;) (attempt at funny, no comment please)

AwesomeIsLuke
04-28-2008, 09:31 PM
Vigilante justice?

Other posters in this thread suggested "returning the favor" by throwing a bottle through the person's window. That, is an act of vigilantism. An act that conflicts with the law. I have acted within the bounds of the law. I called the secret service, was provided with relevant data about the individual to determine if I could assist in identifying him, as it is obviously someone from this forum, of which I have been a member from the beginning, and then left the rest to them. My motivation for pursuing this as far as I did, was not for my own satisfaction, but because someone nearly hit my fiancee in the head with a bottle. I live in NY. Insults, crude gestures, insinuations, I could care less. However, threaten a loved one and you will receive my FULL attention.

Threatening the life of the president is a crime. In a lesser way, I am afforded similar protection. Interfering with or an attempting to assault my person is a federal crime for reasons I will not discuss. Take it, or leave it.

As I said before, I've been a member here for while. My initial threat was an informal way of calling attention to a situation that, understandably, I was less than pleased with. Of course it's still a threat, a threat at large, written by an angry person, on the internet. Boo-hoo. Personally, I thought it was a decent opener. Literary license. E-x-c-u-s-e me.

How have I reacted poorly to anyone who challenges my view point? Did I threaten you? Did I call you names? No, I restated facts in an attempt to help you understand the incident, and then documented my actions for all to see. Simple, direct, over with.

I won't even readdress the "e-thug" and "bunch of kids" comments. It is just too long and boring of a topic. Simply, I was speaking to someone else who has been here a long time and understands the changes the board has undergone. The fact that you are personally insulted by my comments illustrates your misunderstanding. I'm sorry that I made obtuse generalizations that offended you or anyone else, that was not my intention at all. Okay, maybe a little. Damn kids! ;) (attempt at funny, no comment please)

Dayum, we got a federalie in here.

CrazedCat
04-29-2008, 06:45 AM
Just kill the little sh!t. One less douche in the world.

synthply
04-29-2008, 08:11 AM
Was there any damage to your car? Was it a glass bottle?

omfgbats
04-29-2008, 09:27 AM
This thread is going down the pooper..

bennyfizzle
04-29-2008, 09:37 AM
It's because you drive a Benz, I would have done the same thing.

:rofl

Jk fuck him in the ass

(figuratively, of course...unless youre into that kind of thing because rape would be such a great way of getting him back.)

AwesomeIsLuke
04-29-2008, 10:25 AM
It's because you drive a Benz, I would have done the same thing.

:rofl

Jk fuck him in the ass

(figuratively, of course...unless youre into that kind of thing because rape would be such a great way of getting him back.)

:lol:lol:lol

bimmer335i07
04-29-2008, 10:49 AM
Just forget about it and move on with your life.

:)

gumbi4u
04-29-2008, 12:40 PM
Wow I read this whole thread thinking something cool was going to happen. But all i see is finger flexing on the ol qwerty keyboard. Fucking FAIL!

Verruckt
04-30-2008, 11:31 AM
To the OP,

I felt pity for you before, but...

You're a prick. I don't care what "protections" are afforded to you which enable you to use the Secret Service as a tool for your personal means.

If I had the US Army at my disposal to knock down the door and absolutely destroy the house of a person who threw a bottle at my car I wouldn't do it. You know why? because it's abuse of your position, and frankly, it's overkill.

The proper course of action would have been to act like any other civilian in the US and contact the local police and file a report. If they do nothing, well guess what? That's the way the cookie crumbles. If they do something, then you're lucky.

You came across in the opening of this thread as being a victim of a crime, which you were. Now you come across as the power abusive prick that you are that absolutely contributes to the destruction our justice system. Way to be the better person in this situation hotshot.

seeyalaterrr
04-30-2008, 03:53 PM
shoulda just found out who he is and let OT take care of him, probably wouldn't be back after that.

vespo88
05-07-2008, 10:13 AM
interesting thread :eatpop:

slap the little myron in teh faces!

Gregg
05-07-2008, 07:07 PM
When did JasonC become a fed and buy a benz? :confused

Verruckt
05-07-2008, 07:40 PM
:rofl seriously

Cosmos96
05-08-2008, 09:55 AM
It's because you drive a Benz, I would have done the same thing.

:rofl

Jk fuck him in the ass

(figuratively, of course...unless youre into that kind of thing because rape would be such a great way of getting him back.)


:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

Mainstray
05-08-2008, 05:41 PM
PM me the kids info. Also start this thread on the E46fanatics.

seeyalaterrr
05-08-2008, 08:58 PM
+1 wanna know who it was

Wisky
05-08-2008, 11:29 PM
POST THE PLATE! And the kids info.

spoonerDee
05-10-2008, 10:35 AM
it was me:shifty




no really, i lost i got pissed and threw a hissy fit


j/k


That is lame though. Who the fawk throws a bottle, i mean really.

Give the kid what he deserves. I hope mommy takes the car away.

Lets see him "race" you now on his bike with his girl on the handle bars. ASS

BoNeZ325is
05-10-2008, 12:18 PM
damnn did your car get damaged ?.. those type of people make other people hate BMW drivers =(

NMMR
05-12-2008, 07:08 PM
sounds like the OP pussied out of a fight because he didnt want to get spankums from his missus