so my neighbors (out to get me and other neighbors are on my side) are some of those crazy obese freaks that think the world revolves around them. ive literally been going down the road at 25 and had a basketball thrown at my car. the type of people that put the caution kids at play signs in the middle of the road (which is illegal on public roads btw). anyway they have been bitching to the other neighbors that im a speed deamon and are ready to call the police about my wreckless driving. (did a bit of dumb shit back in november when i first got my car but nothing since then). anyway my neighbor who used to be my soccer coach came over to warn me about the threats the neighbors have been making and advised it that it would be probably be a good idea to head over there and apologize. how can i make an apology without giving them ammunition if they do decide to press charges. (and without calling them liars)

Bring them a sandwich? :dunno

do donuts in their front yard and THEN go and apologize

so my neighbors (out to get me and other neighbors are on my side) are some of those crazy obese freaks that think the world revolves around them. ive literally been going down the road at 25 and had a basketball thrown at my car. the type of people that put the caution kids at play signs in the middle of the road (which is illegal on public roads btw). anyway they have been bitching to the other neighbors that im a speed deamon and are ready to call the police about my wreckless driving. (did a bit of dumb shit back in november when i first got my car but nothing since then). anyway my neighbor who used to be my soccer coach came over to warn me about the threats the neighbors have been making and advised it that it would be probably be a good idea to head over there and apologize. how can i make an apology without giving them ammunition if they do decide to press charges. (and without calling them liars)

They can't press charges. Quit being such a chicken and just continue driving responsibly at the posted legal speed limit. Make sure to keep any friends/visitors in check as well if you have people over. You're making this out to be a far bigger deal that it really is.

p.s. if you get another basketball thrown at your car while you're driving the speed limit. PM mitchelrl and we can give you a couple options.

what can i do about them throwing a basketball at my car?

what can i do about them throwing a basketball at my car?

probably better to take that conversation offline. Just behave for now.

probably better to take that conversation offline. Just behave for now.

get on aim

get on aim

talk to mitchel if it happens again.

talk to mitchel if it happens again.

whos that?

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mitchelrl

i wouldnt even worry about it. my neighbors try pulling that sh!t every couple of months and i straight up tell them to go kick rocks. probably not the best thing to say but it feels so DAMN GOOD!

lol mitchel the guy that throws coffee cups and bottles at cars....

Just dont do anything anymore. If you go down the road at 25 then your good. If they keep throwing baskteballs just take the ball and drop kick it down the street. (I would say grab it and drive off but thats considered stealing) They cant do crap if your doing the normal speed. if they keep throwing the ball call the cops, any damage caused by them they have to pay for....if they hit your car id slam on the brakes, take pics of the damage and call the cops right then and there.

This lady across the street told the ice cream man to slow down then argueing and then i heard something along the lines of "get the f... outa here taliban" so when i go down the road now i go 25 (use to be 10) she bitches at me and got one of the speedotrailers...first day i saw it she was standing next to it as i rolled down the street. 24 mph...never bitched at me since....I just smile and wave when she is outside, never got a wave back. Then she threw some bbq tongs at a civic that went by and had to repaint his hood.

Start calling the cops on them for noise complaints at night. In my town you get a warning regardless of if its true or not. And the cops wont tell you who made the complaint.

If they throw a ball get out, pick it up, and keep it. Or pull out a knife and pop it. If the ball does damage immediately take pictures and call the cops. While I hate to say 'call the cops' as it seems a puss way out . . . its really the only thing you can do that WONT get you in trouble.

If it were me I'd probably start leaving animal carcasses in their lawn and on their roof.

Why would you apologize???

idk for "endangering their kisd" or w/e. i just went over there this is what was said.

"hello, my name is cameron i live down the street. it's been brought to my attention that some of my driving habbits have been making you and your wife uncomfortable and i apoligize for that. I just wanted to let you know that I have and will continue to keep my speed under the limit and just wanted to make sure you were aware of that."

fat ass: (scratching head) "uhh, well thank you i guess, we just wanted to make sure the roads are safe for our children."

me: "well i can assure you that i won't be attributing to any of that danger but just so you know it is a crime for kids to be playing in the street. also those signs you put in the street are illegal as well and i don't want to see them anymore."

fat ass: "ok...i guess i wont be having those signs out anymore, thanks for coming by."

now commencing stage two: total warfare

so my neighbors (out to get me and other neighbors are on my side) are some of those crazy obese freaks that think the world revolves around them. ive literally been going down the road at 25 and had a basketball thrown at my car. the type of people that put the caution kids at play signs in the middle of the road (which is illegal on public roads btw). anyway they have been bitching to the other neighbors that im a speed deamon and are ready to call the police about my wreckless driving. (did a bit of dumb shit back in november when i first got my car but nothing since then). anyway my neighbor who used to be my soccer coach came over to warn me about the threats the neighbors have been making and advised it that it would be probably be a good idea to head over there and apologize. how can i make an apology without giving them ammunition if they do decide to press charges. (and without calling them liars)

Good news for you, wreckless driving is not valid UNLESS it is witnessed by law enforcement.

If it is recorded on video, the most that can happen is a ticket that will not go on your record.

Eff that,

They can't press charges for dick. Unless a cop witnesses you speeding or "driving wrecklessly" there's nothing they can do.

You can make your own sign "Please drive under the speed limit, unattentive parents who let their futureless offspring play in the street ahead" and make sure it's in your lawn. Free speach is a b*tch

Also, you can always invest in chalk. You could always write "Old Country Buffet" in front of their house on the street.

You can have a bimmerforums BBQ and make Chea the wreckless driving Asian as your guest of honor

You can start doing a yard protest, aka not mow your lawn for 6 months and lower their already diminishing property values. (pissed my neighbors off BIG time, ask DakarE36 about that one).

Randomly throw garbage with some decent mass into their backyard, I did that to a dude for like 4 years back when I lived in Yakima...dude put his BEAUTIFUL dog down, just because it barked too much (he never took it on walks or paid attention to it, he just used it as a stud)

My personal favorite, is the sign. In fact, I think I'm going to get one made for our neighbors sign down the street this week.

Dont apologize to them. I like the idea of calling in noise complaints on them though. Do it at like 3 or 4 in the morning on a monday. HAHA

HAHA thats hilarious

Option B.

Go to Enterprise, rent me a truck and leave $500 in the glove box...make sure you insure it =)

now commencing stage two: total warfare

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2w3sLNHNEw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRQYxUYG1Lk

Mitchel your the man...

Eff that,

They can't press charges for dick. Unless a cop witnesses you speeding or "driving wrecklessly" there's nothing they can do.

You can make your own sign "Please drive under the speed limit, unattentive parents who let their futureless offspring play in the street ahead" and make sure it's in your lawn. Free speach is a b*tch

Also, you can always invest in chalk. You could always write "Old Country Buffet" in front of their house on the street.

You can have a bimmerforums BBQ and make Chea the wreckless driving Asian as your guest of honor

You can start doing a yard protest, aka not mow your lawn for 6 months and lower their already diminishing property values. (pissed my neighbors off BIG time, ask DakarE36 about that one).

Randomly throw garbage with some decent mass into their backyard, I did that to a dude for like 4 years back when I lived in Yakima...dude put his BEAUTIFUL dog down, just because it barked too much (he never took it on walks or paid attention to it, he just used it as a stud)

My personal favorite, is the sign. In fact, I think I'm going to get one made for our neighbors sign down the street this week.




WOW im definately remembering those. messing with the neighbors can be so much fun :buttrock

Haha you don't owe them NOTHIN'. They should be the ones apologizing for throwing shit at your car! Hah, when a ball hits your car next time, spin out of control and slam into something. NOW you can press charges on THEM. Unless an officer personally witnesses you commit a traffic infraction, you aren't responsible for jack.

Dude, seriously, deal with this situation like a man.

Raise hell. Get out of your car, take the ball and peg it right back at them. Tell them next time this fucking ball comes within 20 feet of your car your going to shove it so far up their fat fucking ass they're going to need a dentist and half the Chicago Bulls to pick the rubber out of their teeth. Say that maybe you'll be a nice guy and not report them for the damage they have done to your car (even if there isn't any) and not to mention the fact that people get killed al the time by things being thrown at moving vehicles and the police do NOT take this lightly. Tell them you aren't fucking around, pick up the ball, peg it REAL hard at their parked car and walk the fuck away.

Or, drive with your top down. Next time you see the ball whirling at your car, make your best attempt to let the ball hit you on the head or something. Can you say assault? ;)

You have so many ways to make their lives a living hell.

.....or you can distribute their address and we can take care of the problem for you. :)

I can come over and park like 7 of my pos beaters in front of their house and leave some fresh fish in them for a month or so .... Good times

Haha you don't owe them NOTHIN'. They should be the ones apologizing for throwing shit at your car! Hah, when a ball hits your car next time, spin out of control and slam into something. NOW you can press charges on THEM. Unless an officer personally witnesses you commit a traffic infraction, you aren't responsible for jack.

Dude, seriously, deal with this situation like a man.

Raise hell. Get out of your car, take the ball and peg it right back at them. Tell them next time this fucking ball comes within 20 feet of your car your going to shove it so far up their fat fucking ass they're going to need a dentist and half the Chicago Bulls to pick the rubber out of their teeth. Say that maybe you'll be a nice guy and not report them for the damage they have done to your car (even if there isn't any) and not to mention the fact that people get killed al the time by things being thrown at moving vehicles and the police do NOT take this lightly. Tell them you aren't fucking around, pick up the ball, peg it REAL hard at their parked car and walk the fuck away.

Or, drive with your top down. Next time you see the ball whirling at your car, make your best attempt to let the ball hit you on the head or something. Can you say assault? ;)

You have so many ways to make their lives a living hell.

.....or you can distribute their address and we can take care of the problem for you. :)

Yeah, There's times in life where you should be more passive aggressive, this is one of them.

Cut down their basketball hoop. Without a hoop outside, there's no need for a basketball to be out there either.

I'll post more suggestions as they come, You can't rush my spiteful genius.

so my neighbors (out to get me and other neighbors are on my side) are some of those crazy obese freaks that think the world revolves around them. ive literally been going down the road at 25 and had a basketball thrown at my car. the type of people that put the caution kids at play signs in the middle of the road (which is illegal on public roads btw). anyway they have been bitching to the other neighbors that im a speed deamon and are ready to call the police about my wreckless driving. (did a bit of dumb shit back in november when i first got my car but nothing since then). anyway my neighbor who used to be my soccer coach came over to warn me about the threats the neighbors have been making and advised it that it would be probably be a good idea to head over there and apologize. how can i make an apology without giving them ammunition if they do decide to press charges. (and without calling them liars)



haha well cameron if you didnt drive like a deu**ebag in your own neighborhood then maybe you wouldnt have that problem in the first place lol. Why dont you try inviting them to a persian party:buttrock

hey what school do u go to afghiranian (http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/member.php?u=170126)

idk for "endangering their kisd" or w/e. i just went over there this is what was said.

"hello, my name is cameron i live down the street. it's been brought to my attention that some of my driving habbits have been making you and your wife uncomfortable and i apoligize for that. I just wanted to let you know that I have and will continue to keep my speed under the limit and just wanted to make sure you were aware of that."

fat ass: (scratching head) "uhh, well thank you i guess, we just wanted to make sure the roads are safe for our children."

me: "well i can assure you that i won't be attributing to any of that danger but just so you know it is a crime for kids to be playing in the street. also those signs you put in the street are illegal as well and i don't want to see them anymore."

fat ass: "ok...i guess i wont be having those signs out anymore, thanks for coming by."

now commencing stage two: total warfare

That took more balls than anyone else here apparently has.

Just leave it at that and save the spirited driving to back roads or the track. If they can't respect that and you are truly driving within the legal limit.... then your neighbors have issues with themselves, not with you.

haha well cameron if you didnt drive like a deu**ebag in your own neighborhood then maybe you wouldnt have that problem in the first place lol. Why dont you try inviting them to a persian party:buttrock

aarya?

That took more balls than anyone else here apparently has.

Just leave it at that and save the spirited driving to back roads or the track. If they can't respect that and you are truly driving within the legal limit.... then your neighbors have issues with themselves, not with you.

What a frenchy outlook on life. Stick to the burning their crops and salting their land in a passive aggressive/sadistic manner. Step into my world...

Oh boy. There is more to life than making yourself feel self righteous. :rolleyes

Like what?

i had the same problem in my old neighborhood in issaquah. if you were going anything over 20mhp they would trip and knock on your door. the speed limit was 25mph! just get over it and do the same thing you have been doing (the speed limit). tell them to kick rocks. they cant do anything. dont piss them off anymore, just keep driving the way you have been. doing doughnuts in there driveway wont help or burnouts in front of there house. thats stupid and imature. they have young kids that they look after. you will do the same when your older. i have done the same with my dogs when they played outside and stupid kids would drive there ricer civics by my house like fast and furious. i would go out in the midde of the street and stop them and tell them if i see them do it again i would knock them out. never saw them go over 25mph again.

when i first bought my house when i was 19 and was in to hondas i had the same problem because of the loud cars and they really loved it when i started the race car with just down pipe lol that got the cops called then the cops had a shit fit when they found out that i owned the house and called BS and wanted to know who i rented from because i can get a ticket for having a car that doesnt drive so i had to get my big ass book out with all the million pages of shit i signed. Then they just ok have a good day.

my neighbers called the cops about every 2 weeks and so the cops said will you please do something about them calling because we cant do anything so i said no! im not doing shit wrong so then they called my mom and asked her to have me stop being so loud and she said the same shit but for you at least your man enough to talk to them but now the fun stars because you just showed them your a bigger man then him!

.....but now the fun stars because you just showed them your a bigger man then him!

figuratively bigger yes, i don't think its possible to be physically bigger than him haha.

when i first bought my house when i was 19 and was in to hondas i had the same problem because of the loud cars and they really loved it when i started the race car with just down pipe lol that got the cops called then the cops had a shit fit when they found out that i owned the house and called BS and wanted to know who i rented from because i can get a ticket for having a car that doesnt drive so i had to get my big ass book out with all the million pages of shit i signed. Then they just ok have a good day.

my neighbers called the cops about every 2 weeks and so the cops said will you please do something about them calling because we cant do anything so i said no! im not doing shit wrong so then they called my mom and asked her to have me stop being so loud and she said the same shit but for you at least your man enough to talk to them but now the fun stars because you just showed them your a bigger man then him!

owning FTW! haha! i love it when people look at me like a renter. i always get looks at my place. :confused

figuratively bigger yes, i don't think its possible to be physically bigger than him haha.

bigger then mitchel? not to many people are. i am though:shifty

bigger then mitchel? not to many people are. i am though:shifty

lol no bigger than the fat fuck who lives down the street.

lol no bigger than the fat fuck who lives down the street.

difference between fat and big. mitchel is BIG. not out of shape by any means. i bet he would give me a run for my money in a sprint. after seeing him run for my garage door before it closed! he can move for his size. im 6'6" and about 220. im athletic and he can move. i didnt read your whole post but are you a renter or a owner?

well i don't own shit. im a teen and live with my parents but we own our house. is that relavent? (i was talking about my neighbor being fat not mitch)

well i don't own shit. im a teen and live with my parents but we own our house. is that relavent? (i was talking about my neighbor being fat not mitch)

ok. same thing as my issaquah situation. respect what they say, as long as your doing everthing within reason (25mph). you would do the same thing when you older with kids i garantee. i did the same with my dog (R.I.P.) I would step infront of cars that were being stupid. but sounds like your doing nothing wrong. they put those 25mph speed limits in neighborhoods for a reason. braking! my friend hit a dog because he was going to fast. he had to go to the door of the owner and tell him. imagine.

Oh boy. There is more to life than making yourself feel self righteous. :rolleyes

Seth, I could have sworn your vagina just tried to psycho-analyze me. Keep it under control. This is man talk.

Seth, I could have sworn your vagina just tried to psycho-analyze me. Keep it under control. This is man talk.

:D No vag here. Sorry to disappoint brotha. :lol

ok. same thing as my issaquah situation. respect what they say, as long as your doing everthing within reason (25mph). you would do the same thing when you older with kids i garantee. i did the same with my dog (R.I.P.) I would step infront of cars that were being stupid. but sounds like your doing nothing wrong. they put those 25mph speed limits in neighborhoods for a reason. braking! my friend hit a dog because he was going to fast. he had to go to the door of the owner and tell him. imagine.

There's fences and backyards for a reason. I let me dogs roam free in the country, but I wouldn't trust a bunch of coked out soccer moms who can't even manage to parallel park to be on the lookout for my dog(s). Let alone their offspring.

Suburbs are not a place for dogs to roam freely, there's too many unattentive people. Ultimately dogs are hit because of their unattentive and irresponsible owners.

If I hit a dog in my ///M, I'd stuff the remains in their mailbox and send them the bill to repair my car and/or small claims court if they want to argue.

This also pisses off my neighbors btw...Air Tools. Yeah, they're so loud, work on your car at 4am with air tools, that will piss them off.

My dogs just scare everyone off. Ha ha ha ha! They aren't even close to full grown yet either. :rolleyes

Agreed though. It's absolutely stupid for people to let their dogs roam unmanaged in a suburban setting. My dogs will never go off leash unless they are fenced in. I trust my dogs, but sure don't trust anyone around them without me supervising (the people... not my pits).

I can come over and park like 7 of my pos beaters in front of their house and leave some fresh fish in them for a month or so .... Good times

This one made me lol really hard.

Actually, this whole thread put a smile on my face. Good group of guys, good group of guys..*sigh* Lol

This is some great sh*t! I should do some of this stuff to my fat neighbor across the street! LOL!

i had my 60 year old neighbor say he was going to kick my ass because i was trying to fix my car and i was letting it idel (when the ICV was out) so i said do it and after you do try i will call the cops on your ass and put your ass in prison and press charges and take your house and your daughters house (across from my house) and anything you two owen! SO PLEASE TRY TO DO ANYTHING TO ME OLD MAN! then he just walked away like a little bitch :(

What part of Bellevue are you in!? I'm near the Eastgate/Somerset area and my neighbors are pretty good, except for one family.

One day shortly after we had moved to this neighborhood, my dog (still a puppy at the time, it didn't always come when we'd call it) got out of my house and and started running down the street and I started chasing it. My dog never got out of my sight and was never more than about 50 feet from me. My dog finally went into someone's front yard about 7 houses down and went up to the backyard fence. There was a dog in the backyard so our dogs were barking at eachother through the fence.

My dog was there for no longer than 5 seconds when I grabbed it's collar and started walking it home. When I had just gotten off these people's property and back onto the street, some fat redneck lady got out of the house came waddling after me and yelling. I patiently waited for her.

When she got to me, not only was she out of breath, but she said if she ever saw my dog again, she'd kill it. No doubt so she could have a nice BBQ with it.

Anyway, after this not so neighborly meeting, I trained my dog to poop on their front lawn. I usually walk my dog late at night (9:30-10ish) so it's dark and these hillbillies are most likely passed out already. The first few times I walked my dog, I just stopped infront of this house and enthusiastically pointed at the grass saying "poop here." When this didn't work I thought of a better plan, I got some nice poo from my backyard in a little baggie and dropped it in these people's yard. A few hours later when I was walking my dog, I pointed the poop out to her [my dog] and said "smell that," she did. I'm not sure if my dog realized that it was her poop, or if she just thought some other dog had already pooped there, but this did the trick. Whenever I walk my dog now, she either poops or pees in this yard :alright

What part of Bellevue are you in!? I'm near the Eastgate/Somerset area and my neighbors are pretty good, except for one family.

One day shortly after we had moved to this neighborhood, my dog (still a puppy at the time, it didn't always come when we'd call it) got out of my house and and started running down the street and I started chasing it. My dog never got out of my sight and was never more than about 50 feet from me. My dog finally went into someone's front yard about 7 houses down and went up to the backyard fence. There was a dog in the backyard so our dogs were barking at eachother through the fence.

My dog was there for no longer than 5 seconds when I grabbed it's collar and started walking it home. When I had just gotten off these people's property and back onto the street, some fat redneck lady got out of the house came waddling after me and yelling. I patiently waited for her.

When she got to me, not only was she out of breath, but she said if she ever saw my dog again, she'd kill it. No doubt so she could have a nice BBQ with it.

Anyway, after this not so neighborly meeting, I trained my dog to poop on their front lawn. I usually walk my dog late at night (9:30-10ish) so it's dark and these hillbillies are most likely passed out already. The first few times I walked my dog, I just stopped infront of this house and enthusiastically pointed at the grass saying "poop here." When this didn't work I thought of a better plan, I got some nice poo from my backyard in a little baggie and dropped it in these people's yard. A few hours later when I was walking my dog, I pointed the poop out to her [my dog] and said "smell that," she did. I'm not sure if my dog realized that it was her poop, or if she just thought some other dog had already pooped there, but this did the trick. Whenever I walk my dog now, she either poops or pees in this yard :alright

Haha nice. :D When she got close to you, you should have said something like "are you ok, it looks like your about to pass out, do you want me to call 911?" Lol I bet that would get her thinking.

What part of Bellevue are you in!? I'm near the Eastgate/Somerset area and my neighbors are pretty good, except for one family.

One day shortly after we had moved to this neighborhood, my dog (still a puppy at the time, it didn't always come when we'd call it) got out of my house and and started running down the street and I started chasing it. My dog never got out of my sight and was never more than about 50 feet from me. My dog finally went into someone's front yard about 7 houses down and went up to the backyard fence. There was a dog in the backyard so our dogs were barking at eachother through the fence.

My dog was there for no longer than 5 seconds when I grabbed it's collar and started walking it home. When I had just gotten off these people's property and back onto the street, some fat redneck lady got out of the house came waddling after me and yelling. I patiently waited for her.

When she got to me, not only was she out of breath, but she said if she ever saw my dog again, she'd kill it. No doubt so she could have a nice BBQ with it.

Anyway, after this not so neighborly meeting, I trained my dog to poop on their front lawn. I usually walk my dog late at night (9:30-10ish) so it's dark and these hillbillies are most likely passed out already. The first few times I walked my dog, I just stopped infront of this house and enthusiastically pointed at the grass saying "poop here." When this didn't work I thought of a better plan, I got some nice poo from my backyard in a little baggie and dropped it in these people's yard. A few hours later when I was walking my dog, I pointed the poop out to her [my dog] and said "smell that," she did. I'm not sure if my dog realized that it was her poop, or if she just thought some other dog had already pooped there, but this did the trick. Whenever I walk my dog now, she either poops or pees in this yard :alright

im located in lakemont. its weird, you'd expect more civil people in this stepfordesque part of bellevue :rock::bash:nutz::ar15firin:booty:dunno

lol apologize for what? did you hit anybody?

roads are for cars and not for entertainment, so if you are crossing the street you better watch what's coming.

Nice to see all the reasonable responses in this thread - someone's a dick to you, so be a bigger dick in return?

I don't think you should apologise, but you shouldn't try to escalate the situation either. Escalation only works if you have less to lose than your neighbors - If you have a nice car and own your house, I'm sure your renting neighbors driving a POS car don't have as much to lose. Approaching them and trying to be adult about the situation might be a good idea.

If someone throws something at you, I don't see how this is considered stealing if you take it with you. If someone threw a basketball at my car, I'd pick it up and tell them they could retrieve it from the nearest police station.

Nice to see all the reasonable responses in this thread - someone's a dick to you, so be a bigger dick in return?


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Passive aggressive childlike behavior FTL.

Nice to see all the reasonable responses in this thread - someone's a dick to you, so be a bigger dick in return?

I don't think you should apologise, but you shouldn't try to escalate the situation either. Escalation only works if you have less to lose than your neighbors - If you have a nice car and own your house, I'm sure your renting neighbors driving a POS car don't have as much to lose. Approaching them and trying to be adult about the situation might be a good idea.

If someone throws something at you, I don't see how this is considered stealing if you take it with you. If someone threw a basketball at my car, I'd pick it up and tell them they could retrieve it from the nearest police station.

Incorrect,

Retaliation is fun if done correctly. If everyone had ^ mentality, we'd still be under British control. This is America, where we're founded by retaliation. If you don't like it, there's plenty of other countries without a say in the world that would agree with you 100% (France).

Incorrect,

Retaliation is fun if done correctly. If everyone had ^ mentality, we'd still be under British control. This is America, where we're founded by retaliation. If you don't like it, there's plenty of other countries without a say in the world that would agree with you 100% (France).

:rolleyes

You're comparing your pussy, passive-aggressive behavior to the Revolutionary War? Amazing. :rolleyes