I was driving through Ventura to try to find the courthouse, I got lost and entered a bad area. There was this little mexican gang standing on the corner of one of the back streets and the all walked out in front of my car. I wasn't expecting this, and assumed they were just crossing the street. Well they stopped right in front of my car and one of them reaches around from behind and pulls out a black pistol and starts screaming for me to get the f*** out of the car. I was in my 95, and I value my life more than the car so I got out, the 5 of them piled into my car and drove off.
I am so shaken up right now, I called the police and they are out searching for the suspects. Needless to say I am devastated. If anyone is near the Ventura County area please keep a look out for my 1995 e38, it is oxford green, black leather, alpina wheels. If you spot the car PLEASE call the police immediately. Do not attempt to stop them as they were armed with a pistol. I just hope I can get my car back ASAP

Are you serious?! I'm glad to hear you're okay, sorry I can't help!

April fools???

Holy Crap!!! You were lucky those vatos locos, didn't go ahead and cap ya'. Sorry bastards like that can just about strike anywhere! I had to go to too many homicide scenes before I retired. Most of these thieves have no qualms about shooting you. You were very, very lucky! Glad you are OK!
PS: This is not an April Fools Joke, is it?

Yeah this would be a pretty bad joke dude...

If not, good luck man and glad to hear you aren't hurt.

Just got off the phone with the detective he advises that if anyone spots the car to call the Ventura police hotline

Ask for detective Loof Lirpa

Is it legal to conceal in CA?

Its got to a be a April fools joke... Ill keep a eye on craigslist for your parts they will make my 7 alot nicer. Especially those Alphinas and the facelift parts.

loof lirpa april fool

Damn that sucks.

Is it legal to conceal in CA?


No, they are trying to catch the suspects with the firearm so they can increase the penalty.

If not.. Id be glad for full coverage. And depressed 7 value.

loof lirpa april fool

Yep, I knew it before I clicked on the thread.

City of Ventura - City Happenings (http://www.cityofventura.net/newsmanager/templates/?a=3664&z=88)Jan 25, 2008 ... Anne Hallock, 805-637-9411. Ventura City officials met today to make ... as well as the City’s Public Information Hotline: 805-477-3711

No, they are trying to catch the suspects with the firearm so they can increase the penalty.


Nice joke!!

I meant for you so you can shooth them.

Nice joke!!

I meant for you so you can shooth them.

I rarely keep my firearm in my vehicle, plus it is only legal to transport a firearm in the State of CA. And it must be locked in the trunk.

Sick joke...

Shit man that sucks, I hope you get it back alright without any issues. I'm paranoid as hell, I always drive round with my doors locked, can never be too safe. Should of ran the fucks over. Good luck with it all, glad you're OK.

Sorry to hear this Colin. and im actually glad you did'nt have your firearm in the trunck. they could easily commit a crime with it. as for the location. im in near the area as im checking my emails. i told you i will be down in the area. just got here sooner than later. ans yes im legally able to carry mine as you already know. call me and give me the exact whereabouts this happened. hopefully they have not jumped the border. but please call asap. so i can do my work. glad your safe.

Good one Colin.

:slap: :finger22

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Sometimes I wish I had a protection so if I got into something like that, I could just smile while they shot stupidly, then run over them.

like a tank.
over rabbits.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Sometimes I wish I had a protection so if I got into something like that, I could just smile while they shot stupidly, then run over them.

like a tank.
over rabbits.

whatchu got against rabbits? :shifty

if this by slim chance is not an april fools joke.and it was me. there would be a bunch of mangled up,run over vatos.

hopefully I find those wheels on craigs list, Ive been looking for a set for a while.

Damn!!! I Was Looking For Parts!

Sorry Colin had I known that was you I would have never jacked you. Okay I'll give back the Alpina's.

Damn!!! I Was Looking For Parts!

AHAHAHAHA :lol :devillook

Lol, nice thread colin. for a minute i was really worried bout you, since i care so much about the wealfare of all my friends on this forum

He hasn't responded to anyones "it's a joke" comment... weird ...

He hasn't responded to anyones "it's a joke" comment... weird ...

Wonder way...

:D Just got a call from Detective Loof Lirpa They said they rac ym dnuof


Big Thanks to LOOF LIRPA

He hasn't responded to anyones "it's a joke" comment... weird ...

that's because he's going to run with this joke, until the end of the night..LOL

Detective Loof Lirpa......hahahaha, gimme a break :lol

LOL good wun.

Or am I way off.:(

^^^^^^ Ignore That.

Or am I way off.:(

Most people would make a new thread for this kind of question :rolleyes

LOL damn son! CHILL, I accidentally hit "post reply" mistaking it for "new thread" thinking I was in the 7 section .

I fugging LOLed at that one!!:lol:lol


Or am I way off.:(

you sucker!!!!!!!!!!! I fell for it :)

Damn I was about to call the homies to get some new rims... Thanks alot for getting my hopes up.

whatchu got against rabbits? :shifty

Nothing. Why did I say something?

Gee, it makes you wonder if any of the crews from the gangs in you area ever check this site? Heck it could be some of the more violent ones like MS13, The Mexican Mafia known as La Eme, or even the Surenos crews look at this forum? They may not have thought it was as funny as some here might have. Who knows, maybe they will be on the look out for it, so they can make sure to take it. Sure would be strange if this joke turns out to be a prophecy of things to come???? Kind of makes the maturity of the original poster questionable, with such a serious matter as was stated. We all should have been clued to that is was being just a "joke" because they did not dump 20 rounds into his ass, and then take the car. The real gang bangers don't like leaving witnesses left alive, when they go out and play! I guess that some members will think
of it as being a "joke" This was all BULLSHIT! I don't think a lot of people here really thought it was very funny.

LOL damn son! CHILL, I accidentally hit "post reply" mistaking it for "new thread" thinking I was in the 7 section .

Woah, I think you're the one who needs to chill. I wan't angry at you. Just sayin'.

I do not understand American jokes.
If that is an April 1st joke, I only hope that they will really steal your car! You are really unsmart, and you make people unconfortable, feeling scraed for your health, and that is just a JOKE?

I do not understand American jokes.
If that is an April 1st joke, I only hope that they will really steal your car! You are really unsmart, and you make people unconfortable, feeling scraed for your health, and that is just a JOKE?

I can sort of feel you here, but at the same time, if you can laugh about it, then you will be a happy person. Think of it as a test of your sense of humor. :stickoutt

Pretty funny boy cried wolf joke, but on a serious note; this is why I have full tested bullet proof windows on my rides. Most goons wont try to shoot through a side panel or door, they just keep going for the windows. So that way I can sit there for a second, laugh, then pull out my 45 cal or drive away with time the speed of life it self.

I can sort of feel you here, but at the same time, if you can laugh about it, then you will be a happy person. Think of it as a test of your sense of humor. :stickoutt

Meanwhile I have relaxed, thanks for your kind explanation.

Im really confused, will you ever tell us if this was a joke? I felt so bad and scared for you, I felt bad that a BMW got into some Vatos hands man, seriously if its a joke LOL but still, please awnser.

Im really confused, will you ever tell us if this was a joke? I felt so bad and scared for you, I felt bad that a BMW got into some Vatos hands man, seriously if its a joke LOL but still, please awnser.

Yes it was an April Fools joke. Loof Lirpa = apriL fooL

I thank you guys for your concern, I am fine and my car is fine. It was an April Fools prank.

Just got a call from Detective Loof Lirpa They said they rac ym dnuof


Big Thanks to LOOF LIRPA

LOL you really had us all, nice name too, I would have never thought of that lol, well its good to hear your bimmer is ok











Oh yea and you too hehe :)

Colin you asshole..... i felt really bad for you, you really had me going. thanx for getting me all worked up!


btw, careful what you joke about. remember about the boy that cried wolf.

Colin you asshole..... i felt really bad for you, you really had me going. thanx for getting me all worked up!


btw, careful what you joke about. remember about the boy that cried wolf.


lol, sorry about that... but come on...APRIL FOOLS!!!! Just gotta stir something up, all we had was a weak story about which window to break out.

i'd have admit though, it was good.

i'd have admit though, it was good.

really? i didnt believe it for a second.