I pulled out of a Home Depot in my 740 and was waiting at a red light. 1 min later a guy on a shiny German Schwinn bike rolls up beside me. he flashed his bicycle reflectors at me hinted to race me. i nodded, and held the brakes while holding the gas, and he did the same, and then we were off. at the start he led for a few seconds but i passed him, then he was next to me and gave me the bird and was hit by a Tahoe in the oncoming lane. i looked in my rearview and saw the 1-nutted lance armstrong embedded into his German Schwinn bike. the paramedics had to collect his bloody meat from all over the asphalt

I pulled out of a Home Depot in my 740 and was waiting at a red light. 1 min later a guy on a shiny German Schwinn bike rolls up beside me. he flashed his bicycle reflectors at me hinted to race me. i nodded, and held the brakes while holding the gas, and he did the same, and then we were off. at the start he led for a few seconds but i passed him, then he was next to me and gave me the bird and was hit by a Tahoe in the oncoming lane. i looked in my rearview and saw the 1-nutted lance armstrong embedded into his German Schwinn bike. the paramedics had to collect his bloody meat from all over the asphalt
:lol

bwahahaha @ bloody meet.

waste of time and waste of space.

:nono



:ban:

waste of time and waste of space.

:nono



:ban:
shh newb

how am i a newb?

That was an awesome kill story. Don't give the guy a hard time. Someone posted on this very site that he purchased a sneakers and received 25 positive responses. HE POSTED ABOUT BUYING NEW SNEAKERS. GIVE ME A BREAK

lol

how am i a newb?I think he means the OP is a newb..

LOL. Troll, but still funny.

I think he means the OP is a newb..

No he doesn't. Noob-caller been here for a while, just has different usernames. :devillook

i have no idea thats why i asked...

LOL. Troll, but still funny.



No he doesn't. Noob-caller been here for a while, just has different usernames. :devillookOh..OK...

awesome, that made my whole day!

how am i a newb?
:lol

You shouldn't hold the brake and the gas at the same time in an auto, it'll ruin your torque converter.;)

Please do continue to wow us with your hi-larious knee slapping non-kill stories. Someone ban these idiots who keep posting retarded mock non-killls, or at least pull this crap and move it out of the kill section. And yeah he was calling him a noob not the OP, because that troll just loves non BMW B.S. because it makes it less apparent how little he knows about cars, much less bimmers.

I pulled out of a Home Depot in my 740 and was waiting at a red light. 1 min later a guy on a shiny German Schwinn bike rolls up beside me. he flashed his bicycle reflectors at me hinted to race me. i nodded, and held the brakes while holding the gas, and he did the same, and then we were off. at the start he led for a few seconds but i passed him, then he was next to me and gave me the bird and was hit by a Tahoe in the oncoming lane. i looked in my rearview and saw the 1-nutted lance armstrong embedded into his German Schwinn bike. the paramedics had to collect his bloody meat from all over the asphalt

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/ZeroCool_CrashOverride/lolwut.jpg

Bimmerforums does not endorse illegal street racing.

LOL. Troll, but still funny.



No he doesn't. Noob-caller been here for a while, just has different usernames. :devillook


Wanna run a 2 Liter? ;)

epic fail

Wanna run a 2 Liter? ;)

Are you F/I'd? Even with a heavily modified N/A RSX-S, I don't think you stand a huge chance. :shifty

its stock:shiftyAre you F/I'd? Even with a heavily modified N/A RSX-S, I don't think you stand a huge chance. :shifty

Are you F/I'd? Even with a heavily modified N/A RSX-S, I don't think you stand a huge chance. :shifty

F/I? Forged internals, nah, never. ;) Seriously; no forged internals. And yes, I know the F/I your referring to isn't forged internals. :rolleyes

How 'bout it, big boi. :devillook

F/I? Forged internals, nah, never. ;) Seriously; no forged internals. And yes, I know the F/I your referring to isn't forged internals. :rolleyes

How 'bout it, big boi. :devillook

If you won't even tell me your mods, I don't see much of a point. I'm not going to play games.

why does you name say "nazi" in it, thats an illegal word here

why does you name say "nazi" in it, thats an illegal word here

Illegal? That's news to me. And I'm no Nazi, per se. Maybe when you're older you will better understand world affairs.

I don't claim my mods on the internet; I drive a Honda; it'll get stoled.

I'm more than happy to meet up with you to shoot the shit, get some runs in and some foodage or something though. All in good fun of course!

I don't claim my mods on the internet; I drive a Honda; it'll get stoled.

:lol

I'm more than happy to meet up with you to shoot the shit, get some runs in and some foodage or something though. All in good fun of course!

:buttrock

I'm definitely down when I get my car back and get back from Costa Rica in late March. Altima rental ftl. It's not a terrible car, but it's no BMW. It does have a few features I wish mine had, though... push-button start--don't even need your key!--and auxiliary in for an MP3 player.

We own a 2007 Altima. And I swear I have a personal hate for the thing.

We own a 2007 Altima. And I swear I have a personal hate for the thing.

Why's that? I mean, it's good for point-A-to-point-Bers... which is 90% of drivers. It does nothing particularly well, but it's not supposed to. It has all the features one could ask for in an econobox and more. The fit and finish are very impressive, probably far better than its competition. And what is its competition, anyway? It's more expensive than a Civic or a Corolla. I think I'd probably take one over either of those cars, but at the $25,000 price that the "auto" (really CVT, but I digress) Altima commands, I can think of a million other cars--most used but still reliable--I'd rather have.

I really have grown to like the push-button start, though. It's ultra-convenient. You can even lock and unlock the doors from the outside by simply having your key within a few feet (i.e. in your pocket) of the car and pressing a button on the door. Really cool. Also has an on-board computer similar to the one BMWs have been featuring for decades.

Note I said personal reasons. What I mean is before we leased the POS my dad would buy a new part for the 633CSi and install it every weekend and now he doesnt do anything to it. That is my reason.

Was the guy on the bike wearing new sneakers? or was he on his way to buy new sneakers?

I like to put new baby Nike sneakers on my rearview mirror, but then again I was locked up in the 80s and just got out. Who the hell is this Brittney Spears everyone speaks of anyway?

Was the guy on the bike wearing new sneakers? or was he on his way to buy new sneakers?

I like to put new baby Nike sneakers on my rearview (http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12284313&posted=1#), but then again I was locked up in the 80s and just got out. Who the hell is this Brittney Spears everyone speaks of anyway?

ahaha that is to funny...