Dearest Wizened Mods and Beings Omnipotent:

Can you Sticky this post as a replacement for the OMGWTFKCBBQ thread that has grown to ginormous proportions?

I'll update the events so this can be the quick reference it was meant to be, and we'll just start new threads as the events enter the pipeline.



That being said...




http://www.steveklein.cc/images/OMGWTFKCBBQFTMFW.jpg
updated 2.20.07


Upcoming Event:
• • • Wed, Jan 9th• • •


Oklahoma Joe's BBQ Google Map It (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&q=Oklahoma+Joes+BBQ+Mission,+KS&ie=UTF8&ll=39.045586,-94.620094&spn=0.027031,0.042443&z=15&iwloc=A&om=1)




Attendees:
Steve, da Great Dolomite
Brady 'Bob' Ross
Logan Martin
Chris
TheoTaurus, Slayer of ///M
Dean James
Randy
The impeccable Robbert Cole and a Chippie hanging off his pecs
Blaine
Rob and the cast of 'Itty Bitty Gang Bang' are invited, but may have conflicting plans.





Candidates:
(items in red voted 'blah' to 'average' and lose rank and gain neg. rep.)
(items in green voted likely to involve authorities at the local, state or federal level.)


Winslows @ The River Market - Voted badass since I won't have to drive, tons of parking and my roof.
Backdraft @ Woodschapel rd in Blue Springs
Smokin' Joe's BBQ @ 816-421-2282 101 Southwest Boulevard, Kansas City, MO 64108
Rosedales @ somewhere on SW Trafficway
KC Masterpiece @ 435 and Metcalf
Famous Dave's @ out by the racetrack
Theres a place in down town lee's summit that is an old time filling station.. its on douglas..
Summit Pit BBQ @ just off 50 hwy in lee's summit.
Gates BBQ (revisit)
LC's (?) (out of business?)
Saloon Ranch Chop House @ the Legends Mall -All you can eat but loud music and limited parking...
Blaine's Abattoir - BBQ 'n Torque Wenches
Wyandotte BBQ - 75th and Metcalf


Conquests:


Arthur Bryants
Fiorello's Jack Stack
BB's BBQ
Oklahoma Joes
Haywards
Zarda's
Gates BBQ (pre-visit. Possible traces of JP's 'old' hair.)
Mongolian @ BBQ at 95th and Quivira (Not real BBQ, but plenty of meat)
Backdraft. Damned good ribs piled high.
Stonewall @ 95thish & Pflumm
Vermont street BBQ, @ downtown Lawrence? parking might be an issue.

This will be an announcement post ONLY, so please don't post here.




Are you replying? :confused.

Don't touch that button, foo. This here is read only.

I simply can't take it anymore! :eek:

The madness must end! This post has been inevitable!

Something is brewing in the land of meat and it may come to fruition as early as next Tuesday.

Sucks to your "announcement-only" threads. Power to the people! :lol


If this thread gets too long, we'll just have to bury it and start a new one. In any case, the lack of stickied, post-in-able threads has been the bane of kansas city BBQ for too long.

Sorry.
____________________
So now that that business is out of the way... Who is up for some BBQ? :alright

What day works for everyone? I like Tuesdays better than Wednesdays. Does anyone have a problem with Tuesdays? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

Any specific location requests? I'm thinking the Bates City (Shawnee location) sounds fantastic. But as this is a barbequocracy, the floor is hereby open for suggestions.

Were doin it! Amen to the kill it if you wanna, but damnit we need something! The last 6 months have been ridiculously dead!

Tues works for me... hell, any day works for me. I don't have anything set at nights, so outside of a previous commitment, I'm down for whatever!

Viva la Revolucion!



Next Tuesday works for me.

I will see if I can do it tuesday! OMGWTFKCBBQ lives again! :buttrock

Tuesdays are out for me, so I'll catch you on the next round. Or, more likely, fend for myself somewhere in there.

Oh, the heavy handed No-Post mongering has been eliminated.

Power to the people, freedom of speech and all that.

Post away.

Alrighty then.

How about we make this official?

Bates City BBQ this upcoming Tuesday, July 1.

Meet at 6:15.

Meat at 6:30.

See you there.

1. Randy

zwei - Theo

Stupid question but could you link a mapquest or google map? I don't know where this place is at lol

I should be able to make it.

Here is a google maps link (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=OMGWTFBBQ+BFCFTMFW+JULY+FIRST+BITCHES+BE+THERE+A T+6.15&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=79.618667,102.128906&ie=UTF8&ei=R19kSJL5L5GsiQH0mKH5Dg&sig2=9nwg498w2HVg_vJ2E1rqlQ&cd=1&cid=39011429,-94723763,6154181452224969136&li=lmd&ll=39.014449,-94.730988&spn=0.03968,0.049868&z=14&iwloc=A)

It's near the intersection of Quivira and Shawnee Mission Parkway. From that intersection, it is one block south on Quivira and then it's on the east side of the road in the same shopping center as a grocery store. It isn't visible from the Quivira/SMPKWY intersection. There is a Bandanna's BBQ at NW corner, but don't be confused by this. If anyone ends up at Bandanna's by accident I'll feel quite sorry for them.

That answers my previous question about bandana's!

See you suckas tonight!

hopefully I'll be able to make it, I'm helping my boss bale hay today and I'm not sure when I'll get off. Well in reality im sitting in his mule looking at the Internet while watching some jail bait rake and my boss bale.
I wonder if I'm the first person to use an iPhone while working on the farm.

hopefully I'll be able to make it, I'm helping my boss bale hay today and I'm not sure when I'll get off. Well in reality im sitting in his mule looking at the Internet while watching some jail bait rake and my boss bale.
I wonder if I'm the first person to use an iPhone while working on the farm.



Unless I miss my guess, that iPhone has a camera that can take a picture of that raking jail bait...


Send the goods and have fun tonight.

Good times! Good seeing you guys.

Lets do this again soon and pick a day that works for Steve and Bob Ross.

Bates City's burnt ends were sub-standard today, but the fries and fruity beans made up for it.

:rofl

Werd! We's needs to gets backs to the normal crew yo.

Nothing normal about this crew.


glub glub glub.



Aux fan is not coming on. I'll diagnose when it stops fvcking raining.

crap, just missed it..

Steve, where TF you been boi?

In the hospital with a doc crawlin' up mah chimney...


Around, but it's been a quiet spring/summer. I've been swamped and I know Brady and Randy have, too.

Ted and I got out a few weeks ago, but we're due for a regular dudes GTG.

Seek and you will find.

In the hospital with a doc crawlin' up mah chimney...




joo had a colonscopy? :confused


I woulda been happy to do it free of charge, just for YOU, with my chimney scanner.. :D

heading to st louis to pick up my ride from shipment. man feels like withdrawls from not riding her in 2 mouths.

Whens the next meat gentlemen?

Are these meats worth driving 5 hours for? I mean, do a lot of people show up normally?

Are these meats worth driving 5 hours for? I mean, do a lot of people show up normally?


No. Definitely not worth it. We're together for an hour or two at best and turnout has been sub par for the past 6 months.


That being said, I'm always open for the meat meet, but you others have to set it up. Too many have conflicting plans, so I'm just going to lurk and attend.

No. Definitely not worth it. We're together for an hour or two at best and turnout has been sub par for the past 6 months.


That being said, I'm always open for the meat meet, but you others have to set it up. Too many have conflicting plans, so I'm just going to lurk and attend.

True that. Check out the BMWFTMFW thread

That being said, I'm always open for the meat meet, but you others have to set it up. Too many have conflicting plans, so I'm just going to lurk and attend.

What weekday evening works for you traditionally?

What weekday evening works for you traditionally?

I hate tradition. It's so... predictable.





Tuesday nights are the only nights really taken (sticks and bones from 4:30-8:00).

Thursdays are park days, but I can always go there early in the afternoon and leave in time for BBQ.

Like I said, tho, I'm easy. I'll leave it up to the group to tweak out the scheduling conflicts.

We were on a wednesday rotation before and starting next month that will work for me again.

Does anyone have an issue with wednesdays? Speak now or forever hold your sauce.

Wednesdays wont work for me in Sept. :(

Wednesdays work fine for me.

Wednesdays wont work for me in Sept. :(

What about July, August, October, November and December?



Don't start using the weaksause, Blaine

xxxxdays work fine for me. :D

xxxxdays work fine for me. :D

Ha. I never know when I am workin since my schedule changes all the time. I will just keep checking and see if I can make one sooner or later lol

What about July, August, October, November and December?



Don't start using the weaksause, Blaine


Sept, Oct., Nov., Dec all are out for skewl in the evenings

Joo guys want to set up something for this month? We could blow up some flags and string up some fireworks.

What say yee this week? Next week? If you don't show up you are with the terriorists!

well, im ready to roll

Alright, peeps. Start the chatter.


I crave meat. And I'm prolly going to OK Joe's tonight.

BUT, the Group needs to start talking about the next gathering.

Begin.

how about next Wed. or the Wed. after that?

seems that was the day most could agree on... at around 6:30

next wendsday works for me

next wendsday works for me


OK.. we got two for next Wed.


How about a few more agree to that day and we'll move on to WHERE and get it posted in here by Friday Evening so peeps can see it this weekend.

I'm down.

I'm on the list.


I'm in it for to win it.


Gimmie da meats.


Whoelse?

I can't attend on wednesday nights until august, but I wish you all a happy meating!

count me in

This Wed.


What of it? Peeps best be speakin'. Or I'm gonna fell a cow and gnaw my way to its beating heart.

Count my arse in. We doin 6:30 or 7? Donde? I could go for some Bryants...

Count my arse in. We doin 6:30 or 7? Donde? I could go for some Bryants...


6:30 was the standard.

I've never had OK joes...
but Bryants is good too.

Its nice to see a BBQ thread back in action.

6:30 was the standard.

I've never had OK joes...
but Bryants is good too.

How in the eff have you never had OK Joes?!?!?!?! :eyecrazy

:shifty I still vote Bryants. I need beef and am about z-manned out. :eek:

6:30 was the standard.

I've never had OK joes...
but Bryants is good too.

SRS? I thought you were joking when I first read this, but now I'm not so sure.

This could be a problem.

How in the eff have you never had OK Joes?!?!?!?! :eyecrazy

:shifty I still vote Bryants. I need beef and am about z-manned out. :eek:

Bryants it is then..
the original one I take it?


SRS? I thought you were joking when I first read this, but now I'm not so sure.

This could be a problem.


problem? nah. but yea.. not hit OK joes yet :(
I'm sure it'll come up next or third time though.

Wait wat?



I thought you were out on Wed. excursions, B. Change of heart?

Ok so it is decided. Tomorow, Aurthur Bryants 6:30 pm.

Wait wat?



I thought you were out on Wed. excursions, B. Change of heart?


joo talking to me?

I wont be able to attend wed. meats after August 27th, that's when school starts... so I'm sqeezin Wed. in while I can.. then I'll try to change the schedule after that :evil2



Ok so it is decided. Tomorow, Aurthur Bryants 6:30 pm.


sounds like we got a winner...

see you there. :alright

Ohhhhhhkaygotcha.

I thought it was until then that you were unavailable.

We'll lose you and regain Randy. I think you're really the same person.



Just like Michael and Janet Jackson.


We never see you at the same time...

:confused

We never see you at the same time...

:confused


never say never..

I got pics of Randy and I in the same pic.. Hayward's I believe.

never say never..

I got pics of Randy and I in the same pic.. Hayward's I believe.

Although that may be the product of some fancy mirror trick.

I have other pictures of you two together that I'm sending Maria...



She has a right to know.


6:30. AB's on Brooklyn Ave.

Where Brooklyn at? Where Brooklyn at?

never say never..

I got pics of Randy and I in the same pic.. Hayward's I believe.

Was that from like 10 years ago? I've been to damn near every meat for the last couple years and have yet to see you at one.:shifty

Was that from like 10 years ago? I've been to damn near every meat for the last couple years and have yet to see you at one.:shifty


joo saw me at the huge BB's BBQ couple summers ago off 71 Hwy and 87th street(near the Allied Signal Plant(bendix)

I have other pictures of you two together that I'm sending Maria...



She has a right to know.


6:30. AB's on Brooklyn Ave.

Where Brooklyn at? Where Brooklyn at?


who TF is Maria... is she single and hot? Does she like getting A-Framed or tag teamed?




Brooklyn is between the Paseo and Prospect... off I-70.


http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=arthur+bryants&near=Kansas+City,+MO&fb=1&cid=0,0,13492383627024805198&sa=X&oi=local_result&resnum=1&ct=image



Had to look myself :rolleyes

who TF is Maria... is she single and hot? Does she like getting A-Framed or tag teamed?






:rofl


She's hot, not single, and I'll let Randy speak for her post-matrimonial gymnastics...





Dewd. Srsly? A Framed? Tag teamed? I know you're a throwback from the 70's, but I was just a tyke in '71, so the more liberal aspects of multi-dude hippie-luv porn fall outside my realm of interest.

Now, that's not to say anything restrictive about adding another female to the mix. I hear it's quite yummy.

I've forgotten what bewbies look like, anyway. :(

Yes.. that would be my wife...

And how was ABs?

Good meat as always, but crowded with some soccer/softball league group of kids and families.

Blaine's shark is hawt.

Yes.. that would be my wife...



http://www.tehdriven.com/forum/images/smilies/koolaidwall.gif

whoops! My bad....

damnit Steve.. see what trouble you got me in!



Good meat as always, but crowded with some soccer/softball league group of kids and families.

Blaine's shark is hawt.


I wish I had gotten burnt ends :(


thanks for the kudo's on Jaws... most other 6ser owners name their cars, so I figured that was perfect.

http://www.nyworms.com/images/groupcrickets.jpg

I would assume the crickets signify that you are ready for some more BBQ.

Well gentlemen, I had a Z-man today and it was everything I thought it could be and more. After next week, my wednesdays evenings will be free for meat-ups.

crickets is all I've heard in here for a week.. lol.

Yea.. I cant take it anymore.. I'm gonna bust out and head down to Wyandotte BBQ to get some flavah

How about we designate Wed the 13th for another meat?

Sounds good. Got a locale in mind?

He's never had Joes...

been to Quick's yet?


http://www.quicksbbqandcatering.com/home.nxg


Wed. Special is a Slab of Ribs for $10

Looks like i'll have to be sitting this one out, I'm migrating to cooler waters as soon as the shitty tires I had to pay way to much for are mounted and pointed straight. hopefully I will be basking in the cool mountain air and sipping Arrogant Bastard out of a tap at my brothers Pizza Shop before 10:00 tonight.

Correction I will be basking in the cool mountain air and sipping Arrogant Bastard out of a tap at my brothers Pizza shop, hopefully it will be before 10:00, hopefully I will still be driving an e30.

http://www.nyworms.com/images/groupcrickets.jpghttp://www.nyworms.com/images/groupcrickets.jpg
http://www.nyworms.com/images/groupcrickets.jpghttp://www.nyworms.com/images/groupcrickets.jpg

What's yer point?

Enough with the crickets.

It's wednesday afternoon. Do you know where your meat is?

Name the place and the time. Cowboy.

I REALLY need to mow, but could make an appearance. Next wed is DEFINITELY out for me as I'm having knee surgery that day joy of all joys!

Someonecallitfookinquick!!!

A'ight. Back to the fucking crickets.

I'm ass over tea kettle in work and should really stay on it.




How about, NEXT WED, AUG 21st 6:30 at _______________________

Next Wed is the 20th... :shifty

Whaddevur. :shifty


I'm meat starved, overworked and undersexed.





How about, NEXT WED, AUG 20th 6:30 at _______________________

....I'm meat starved....




:D

I though Ted said he can't do it the 20st. Ted? The following week then? The 27th?

I though Ted said he can't do it the 20st. Ted? The following week then? The 27th?

Shoooould work. We'll see how mobile I am by then!

If you can't walk we'll carry you.

I might be back in Kansas by then, I need to get the fuck out of Idaho, that's for sure.

If you can't walk we'll carry you.

:rofl

I live my life a quarter slab at a time...

For those 3 ribs... I'm free.

I can do the 20th, but not any Wednesdays from aug. 27th 'til new years... gotta class those nights.

so are we doing anything this week? Or are we doing next week?

Just got home from a road trip to learn I got fucking robbed! Dumb ass mother fuckers took only my flatscreen and my xbox 360. Stupid fucks left about 5 grand on the table by not taking my stereo shit, DVD collection, or anything in any of the bedrooms.
I can't fucking comprehend how someone would break into a house with a fucking pit bull chilling inside. I can tell she is all depressed that she didn't stop them, poor dog.

You want to rent me a tiger Steve? I promise it will be well fed.

so are we doing anything this week? Or are we doing next week?

Just got home from a road trip to learn I got fucking robbed! Dumb ass mother fuckers took only my flatscreen and my xbox 360. Stupid fucks left about 5 grand on the table by not taking my stereo shit, DVD collection, or anything in any of the bedrooms.
I can't fucking comprehend how someone would break into a house with a fucking pit bull chilling inside. I can tell she is all depressed that she didn't stop them, poor dog.

You want to rent me a tiger Steve? I promise it will be well fed.

That sucks man. Insurance going to cover it?

I don't have renters insurance, but I wouldn't turn it in even if I did. The tv was my roommates so all I'm out is my xbox. Not really worth turning in IMO.

The more I think about it I think I was pretty lucky, they didn't trash my house, shoot my dog or worst of all steal the beer I have aging.

I'm absent this week. My steering rack is on its last legs, so I'm looking to source a part so I can fix this weekend.

FML.

After my surgery I'm in no shape to be carried anywhere. haha I'm definitely out for this week.

http://i37.tinypic.com/669eso.jpg

After my surgery I'm in no shape to be carried anywhere. haha I'm definitely out for this week.

http://i37.tinypic.com/669eso.jpg

You look pretty happy for just having had surgery.. Or is that pic pre-op?

You look pretty happy for just having had surgery.. Or is that pic pre-op?



He's already a post-op tranny, so that must be pre-op ACL



:confused




Logan: Sorry to hear about that! What a fookin world, eh?

Peas, all.

That's post op.... this shit is a breeze compared to last time. That's after I shook the sedatives but was still feelin pretty good from the other cocktails they gave me.

Are we planning on doing anything this week?

I'm game.

I'm down, somebody call me.

I'm back out... pain hit the second day and it still hurts. Eff!

So.... Are we doing this today, and if so where?

I'm still game. Any places out south we have on our list to ease Logan's journey?

I've already put 5 thousand miles on my car this month, so I'm not too concerned with driving distance. Isn't there an ok joes on the south side somewhere? That place with the badass statues in the entry way was pretty good also.

OK Joes out south is on 119th st., first right after getting off 35 N.


I'll eat anywhere at this point as long as I get meat.

works for me.

What time? 6:30 as usual?

Sounds like it may just be you and I...

I wish I could, but I can't. :(

I have to go look at a car with a couple people, then do laundry and pack to go out of town.

Im bummed, I hate being so busy.

I can't go either.

Studying is my new responsibility, hobby, task and demise. :(

I can't go either.

Studying is my new responsibility, hobby, task and demise. :(



Hurry up. I need a nose job something fierce.

It's you and I, Logan.

still up for it?

sure I'm up here fucking around anyway.

Hurry up. I need a nose job something fierce.

If you need it that bad I have some scissors and yarn.

I'll have some nylon stitch thread on the 3rd that I'm not using any more... :D Enough to do 8 of em! Gotta save $ where you can!

I'll have some nylon stitch thread on the 3rd that I'm not using any more... :D Enough to do 8 of em! Gotta save $ where you can!



:confused Shouldn't you be halucinating or something?


Logan and I both went for ribs. A dinner for he and a slab for me.

None for thee.


For that, I'm sorree.

:confused Shouldn't you be halucinating or something?


Logan and I both went for ribs. A dinner for he and a slab for me.

None for thee.


For that, I'm sorree.

I too am sorree I missed the soiree mon ami.

I'm weening off the pain meds. Took my first shower this morning and had a 102 fever last night. Feeling better today, just wanna be healthy again! aaaand I miss my dog like none other.

Damn, Sam. Are you at your mother's pad?

Don't fight it, whatever it is. More rest now is rapid healing later.

I'll eat the second half of that slab in your honor tonight, your honor.

Nagator, I'm flying solo at home, and my girlfriend has been my nurse.

Enjoy those ribs sucka!

A full month w/out any poasts?

dang!

Fml.

What has happened to this once glorious assemblage of tasteful carnivores?


Truly sad. I'm going to have to get BBQ tonight after I run so I can sing softly to myself through my tears of the valiant battles of yestermonth.

What has happened to this once glorious assemblage of tasteful carnivores?


Truly sad. I'm going to have to get BBQ tonight after I run so I can sing softly to myself through my tears of the valiant battles of yestermonth.

When does your book come out?

When does your book come out?

When the Metameucil kicks in.









:confused

Hey, Foo. By the by, the rebuilt head from VAC is under construction with an ETA of under 2 weeks.

Must get head bolts and exhaust studs/nutz, but I've got everything else.

My time has finally come.

Hey, Foo. By the by, the rebuilt head from VAC is under construction with an ETA of under 2 weeks.

Must get head bolts and exhaust studs/nutz, but I've got everything else.

My time has finally come.

That's awesome. I bet you can't wait until you can actually make your car sing to you again.

I wish I knew why mine was still leaking. :(

Schteve,

I'm free tonight if you wanna congregate somewhere. Holla!

Aw, schnap. Just got back with a Jumbo Z and a bag of rings. My return to running is fekkin' fantastic and I chased that bad boy every step of the way.

Maybe next Wed before I leave for Toronto?

Anyone up for it?

Should work!

That's awesome. I bet you can't wait until you can actually make your car sing to you again.

I wish I knew why mine was still leaking. :(



I'll be snappin' plenty of photos and if you wish to be in charge of the beer, I'd love to have you there. We can examine and compare evidence.

Got a date I can put on my calendar?

I should be able to do next wednesday.

Got a date I can put on my calendar?

I do not. I should have it within a week or so, and I must still order a few more bits, but I'm in Toronto over the 10th, so I'm guessing either mid month or the first of Nov.


LOGAN. Sweet. Way to represent.

How many others will fail to show? And where should we go?

I'm open. Trow it out.

Have we been over here yet?

http://www.concierge.com/ideas/foodwine/tours/2615?page=7

Let's try this...

this (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=LC%27s+Bar-B-Q,+Kansas+City&ie=UTF8&ll=38.973557,-94.724808&spn=0.22474,0.410614&z=12&iwloc=C) da place?

Don't think we've tried it yet, but it sounds familiar.

What about a Lawrence run for Thai at Will's restaurant. That would save Logan the drive too...

Let's try this...

this (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=LC%27s+Bar-B-Q,+Kansas+City&ie=UTF8&ll=38.973557,-94.724808&spn=0.22474,0.410614&z=12&iwloc=C) da place?



The 95th street LC's is no longer... it's a Mexican Restaurant now :(


oh and :( @ Wed. G2G's... fml, I'm in class by 6pm that day. If y'all would pick ANY DAY besides Wednesday, I could attend :shifty

for what its worth I ate at Will's place this weekend and was very impressed.

for what its worth I ate at Will's place this weekend and was very impressed.
Thanks again for showing. We are gonna get the place remodeled soon to have a full bar and new flooring. but the food will still be as good.