I can has your helpz with my races team. Please.

Coming to a crowded urban street near you.

whos in:

LOLZKALANI RACE TEAM MEMBERS:

1. Pswirley-Pit Chief

I am in fo shizzle, I just got my race car back from paint with sweet new sponsors!!

I'm in as well. I will be a driver and pit crew.

d00d, i wantz inz.
i can has racing t-shirtz?

Can my lolcatz ride along during racez?

yes

-kharSOL Racing-


1. reggie sellars (team manager)
2. pswirley (pit chief)
3. alarmed bread
4. mojo325is
5. powellsd (tentative driver & pit crew)
6. kalani campbell (driver&team president)

Dayummm...Here is a peak at the 12.9 second CRX we get to drive! I love the stock exhaust sleeeepuuuurrrr look...

http://a64.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/82/l_e5e27e722b3b71675fcadaa19b188037.jpg

^^^ whoa, that CRX is HOT!!! Me want!!

Can I be a groupie?

here is the car that i will be driving or donating.

10 Sec car Due to reduction of weight
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c119/powellsd/RaceCarRestoration023-1.jpg

:alright

yes

Are you serious with that sig man? :rofl:rofl

I think that one of the people posting in this thread is missing the joke.

I think that one of the people posting in this thread is missing the joke.


Hahaha thats exactly what i was thinking:lol

-LOLKALANI RACING TEAM-


1. v-tech reggie (team manager)
2. pswirley (pit chief)
3. alarmed bread (publicist)
4. mojo325is (narcissist)
5. powellsd (humorist)
6. kalani campbell (cease and desist)




fixed kthxbaimmmmmmkay

I think that one of the people posting in this thread is missing the joke.

Hahaha thats exactly what i was thinking:lol

you guys are so mean:nutz:

Let's race the smushed 02? It gripzzzz.

http://home.comcast.net/~visionaut/images/My02-smushed.jpg

:devillook

Okay, I got a pm from Kalani today so I am going to clear this all up for everyone.

1. I am a dick to everybody.
2. This post was intended as a joke.
3. The Bimmerforum community is very close knit and while we may not always appreciate the style of certain cars and mods, we may not always talk directly to each other, and we may not be geographically capable of hanging out, we will always have each others backs. We all have a certain knowledge or skill that we have acquired and proven our knowledge of through various posts. For example, if I tell you I can drop the shit out of a car, I better be able to post pics of my work and prove it. If I cant, I become an Eballer.
4. Before anybody on here, especially in this tightly knit region, comes talking shit, you had better be able to prove you are for real and not just a dumbass with a loud mouth. Remember when you come posting your second thread ever, many of us have between 1000 and 4000 posts and have not only heard all of this bullshit before, but on several occassions met up with the shit talkers walked their asses and laughed about it later.

Kalani59 on behalf of all of us in the Rocky Mountain Region, I apologize. I am sure you are a great guy and definitely have a nice M3. Much respect for that. We dont want to isolate you from potentially kicking it with us and having a good time. You just cant come in to this forum with guns blazing and a boatload of pipe dreams without offending many of us and prompting us to begin the flame throwing.

I am sure that if you mellow out a little with all of the race talk, hang out, post on what you know and then show up at a track day and kick our asses, we will love your race team posts.

Your posts had us laughing because they were so bold we thought it was a joke. In turn we joked back and then we figured out you were serious making it even funnier. Look forward to meeting you Kalani59 and drive safe.

(While I am a resident dick, this post is in all kindness and seriousness to help a new member understand our community better.)

Well said sir.

Well said sir.

+1

Okay, I got a pm from Kalani today so I am going to clear this all up for everyone.

1. I am a dick to everybody.
2. This post was intended as a joke.
3. The Bimmerforum community is very close knit and while we may not always appreciate the style of certain cars and mods, we may not always talk directly to each other, and we may not be geographically capable of hanging out, we will always have each others backs. We all have a certain knowledge or skill that we have acquired and proven our knowledge of through various posts. For example, if I tell you I can drop the shit out of a car, I better be able to post pics of my work and prove it. If I cant, I become an Eballer.
4. Before anybody on here, especially in this tightly knit region, comes talking shit, you had better be able to prove you are for real and not just a dumbass with a loud mouth. Remember when you come posting your second thread ever, many of us have between 1000 and 4000 posts and have not only heard all of this bullshit before, but on several occassions met up with the shit talkers walked their asses and laughed about it later.

Kalani59 on behalf of all of us in the Rocky Mountain Region, I apologize. I am sure you are a great guy and definitely have a nice M3. Much respect for that. We dont want to isolate you from potentially kicking it with us and having a good time. You just cant come in to this forum with guns blazing and a boatload of pipe dreams without offending many of us and prompting us to begin the flame throwing.

I am sure that if you mellow out a little with all of the race talk, hang out, post on what you know and then show up at a track day and kick our asses, we will love your race team posts.

Your posts had us laughing because they were so bold we thought it was a joke. In turn we joked back and then we figured out you were serious making it even funnier. Look forward to meeting you Kalani59 and drive safe.

(While I am a resident dick, this post is in all kindness and seriousness to help a new member understand our community better.)

Casey.....that was beautiful......I think I'm going to cry!!! :bawl

So does this mean we can't has race team? :(

was well said and i appreciate the apology lookin forward to meeting u all. im still lookin to put a team together. if u guys question my wortheyness ima gonna be runnin a stock m3 wit stock wheels in pueblo hope ill see yall there check out my car club on da my space http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=134523920&MyToken=562aa5bc-dd92-4408-acba-1e1f7bd65bc1

I cannot wait for Pueblo. Now I'm interested to see what Kalani can do. No offense. What day you thinking of going down?

-Paul

Okay, I got a pm from Kalani today so I am going to clear this all up for everyone.

1. I am a dick to everybody.
2. This post was intended as a joke.
3. The Bimmerforum community is very close knit and while we may not always appreciate the style of certain cars and mods, we may not always talk directly to each other, and we may not be geographically capable of hanging out, we will always have each others backs. We all have a certain knowledge or skill that we have acquired and proven our knowledge of through various posts. For example, if I tell you I can drop the shit out of a car, I better be able to post pics of my work and prove it. If I cant, I become an Eballer.
4. Before anybody on here, especially in this tightly knit region, comes talking shit, you had better be able to prove you are for real and not just a dumbass with a loud mouth. Remember when you come posting your second thread ever, many of us have between 1000 and 4000 posts and have not only heard all of this bullshit before, but on several occassions met up with the shit talkers walked their asses and laughed about it later.

Kalani59 on behalf of all of us in the Rocky Mountain Region, I apologize. I am sure you are a great guy and definitely have a nice M3. Much respect for that. We dont want to isolate you from potentially kicking it with us and having a good time. You just cant come in to this forum with guns blazing and a boatload of pipe dreams without offending many of us and prompting us to begin the flame throwing.

I am sure that if you mellow out a little with all of the race talk, hang out, post on what you know and then show up at a track day and kick our asses, we will love your race team posts.

Your posts had us laughing because they were so bold we thought it was a joke. In turn we joked back and then we figured out you were serious making it even funnier. Look forward to meeting you Kalani59 and drive safe.

(While I am a resident dick, this post is in all kindness and seriousness to help a new member understand our community better.)

QFT.
We see a lot of BS and drive-by posters here...you can't blame us for being cynics.

can i be a driver! plz!:eyecrazy

Watch him just dust every single one of you guys on the track lol

I'm sure he will. It usually kicks up lots of dust when you go off. :shifty

I'm sure he will. It usually kicks up lots of dust when you go off. :shifty

*snicker*

I'm sure he will. It usually kicks up lots of dust when you go off. :shifty

:stickoutt

I cannot wait for Pueblo. Now I'm interested to see what Kalani can do. No offense. What day you thinking of going down?

-Paul

Holy Mazda Batman! It's Paul! Lets see what that new RX can do... Im always down for a track day!