the 335 had exhaust (that is what i saw). I rolled next to the guy and he gunned it. I downshifted and by 120, i started pulling. by 130 i had a 1 CL, and by 160 i had 2 CL. The 335 driver got pissed, and started tailgaiting me. I literaly annihilated the 335. my BMW is stock 94, and is a factory freak. it runs a 1/4 in 12.9 sec on street tires. I know, i know i should not boast myself, but i am lucky that's all, has anyone seen a 320 like that one. 320>335(w/ exhaust).

yea...
okay.

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the 335 had exhaust (that is what i saw). I rolled next to the guy and he gunned it. I downshifted and by 120, i started pulling. by 130 i had a 1 CL, and by 160 i had 2 CL. The 335 driver got pissed, and started tailgaiting me. I literaly annihilated the 335. my BMW is stock 94, and is a factory freak. it runs a 1/4 in 12.9 sec on street tires. I know, i know i should not boast myself, but i am lucky that's all, has anyone seen a 320 like that one. 320>335(w/ exhaust).

that ain't nuthin bud. i gots a E30 318 in my garage that runs 12.1 - 12.2 @ 120+. factory freak. It's a COPO 318is.

...i'll take ur 320 no problem :weedsmili

And then you woke up...

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:rolleyes

I hope you were driving this 320i...

http://www.bmwheritage.com/images/e21/1978_320_turbo.jpg

Oh yeah well I've got a 1812 325ieou that has No engine and cuz it's so light now it'll do at least 320kmh. I just gotta find a steep enough hill and there'll be no stopping me.

What the hell kind of '94 320i do you have in the US?

And then you woke up...

:lol

the only way to make a stock 320 go fast is to throw it out of a plane....

i have done lots of moding, such as racing paint - 20whp, M3 badge - 10 whp, racing valve stem caps - 30whp, i've got custom made door handles that really made the difference in the way my car accelerates. by the way it is a special German version, that BMW makes only every 20 years. Look it still took me alot of modifing to do before i got all that HP. i am going to drag the car this summer, hopefully with DR's i will be able to dip into the low 12. wish me luck

the only way to make a stock 320 go fast is to throw it out of a plane....
i wish my daddy heard you, he don't appreciate people who bash my special version BMW 320 , ah did i tell you about it, it was made in germany, very fast. 0-60 in 3.5 sec . raced a vette 10min ago, the Z06 one, man i slaughtered the vette, even though it was driven by an old lady with 50 years of driving experience i still pulled on her.

i wish my daddy heard you, he don't appreciate people who bash my special version BMW 320 , ah did i tell you about it, it was made in germany, very fast. 0-60 in 3.5 sec . raced a vette 10min ago, the Z06 one, man i slaughtered the vette, even though it was driven by an old lady with 50 years of driving experience i still pulled on her.

Voted least-believable troll of 2007?

i have done lots of moding, such as racing paint - 20whp, M3 badge - 10 whp, racing valve stem caps - 30whp, i've got custom made door handles that really made the difference in the way my car accelerates. by the way it is a special German version, that BMW makes only every 20 years. Look it still took me alot of modifing to do before i got all that HP. i am going to drag the car this summer, hopefully with DR's i will be able to dip into the low 12. wish me luck


problem with u is that u wish u owned a BMW and are just tryin to compensate for ur dodge neon with crank windows :) its ok, we forgive u and wish u to own a BMW one day =)) happy holidays :wave

P.S. where r the mods? :shifty

dodge neon is that the car you drive, i mean the one on your avatar look like one

i see you live in NY, lets make a meeting and race.

i need to add 540 in my "slaughtered by 320 list"

Everyone just stop wasting time on this thread. The purpose is obvious.

yeah, someone told me that if people are not faster than you they will hate you, is that what is happening here. i know i have a BMW 320 the german version, man it is fast, very fast, but pls people dont hate on me

i just registered in the forum site, so i could share, not be hated

:deadhorse:

they need to impose a mental-screening test for all new members.

they need to impose a mental-screening test for all new members.

or at least ban these obvious bandwidth wasters

The worst troll is a retarded troll like this one, whose presence lowers the collective IQ and attractiveness of the forum to newbies by 80%.

i just registered in the forum site, so i could share, not be hated

You want to meet up for some runs.? I bet I cud take joo in ma 318

My 318is is a factory freak, it's a 10 second car I tell ya!

This guy/girl is for real. I've seen him take a Hayabusa from a dig. This "German special only made every 20 yrs" 320 is überquick!!!


the only way to make a stock 320 go fast is to throw it out of a plane....

Yea but then terminal velocity kicks in so given the performance mods (racing strips, door handles) he's quicker on pavement.

Couldn't resist chiming in...

the 335 had exhaust (that is what i saw). I rolled next to the guy and he gunned it. I downtrousered and at 120, i started pulling my cock. by 130 i had cum 1 time, and by 160 i had cum 2 times. The 335 driver didnt know he was racing, and started ignoring me. I literaly annihilated my dashboard with jizz. my BMW is stock 94, and is a factory freak. it runs a 1/4 in 12.9 sec on street tires. I know, i know i should not beat myself off while driving, but i am lucky that's all, has anyone seen a wanker like me before?. 320>335(w/ exhaust).
fixed :shifty :alright

fcking awesome kill man!:buttrock

Damn, your jokes are so original and funny.

they need to impose a mental-screening test for all new members.

lol!

they need to impose a mental-screening test for all new members.

+1


Thanks for wasting everyones time 320blast.

Do us all a favor and go back to your 320 and your inflatable girlfriend. Leave the enthusiast forums to the enthusiasts.

Clown

remember that?? 320 wins

my BMW is stock 94, and is a factory freak.

i have done lots of moding, such as racing paint - 20whp, M3 badge - 10 whp, racing valve stem caps - 30whp, i've got custom made door handles that really made the difference in the way my car accelerates. Look it still took me alot of modifing to do before i got all that HP.

SOOOOOO....which is it?

I think someone needs banning.

@320blast

hahahahahahahaa... you're funny man, keep your fast as hell Limited edition 20 only German version BMW 320 (without an i) in your playstation Gran Turismo 4 okay... we adults have better thing to do, like talking about real cars that's actually worth talking.

a good attempt at lying, poor execution...

My Louis Vuitton's do 0-60 in 2 seconds. I roast Julius Marlow's all day.

Ban?

Quick, someone activate the giterdone signal before we all have seizures.

that ain't nuthin bud. i gots a E30 318 in my garage that runs 12.1 - 12.2 @ 120+. factory freak. It's a COPO 318is.

...i'll take ur 320 no problem :weedsmili


Hey i got an E30 "318" that will probablly run Brians (Speedfreak) new vette so I know how you feel. :redspot ofcourse mine isn't a factory freak it took a lot of working out :D

Hey i got an E30 "318" that will probablly run Brians (Speedfreak) new vette so I know how you feel. :redspot ofcourse mine isn't a factory freak it took a lot of working out :D

Hello all:

Well "Gott mit uns"!

Driving back from work this evening, I noticed that someone is selling a (OMG!!!!) 1999 318i.

It even has the automatic.

White, 158k miles.

He wants 6K for it.

Damn. I should get rid of the 335i and purchase this rocket. Could shut you all down.

In case anyone else is interested, I can stop by tomorrow and get the seller's phone #.

Let him have his fun. 320i owners need to vent about our lack of power somehow (especially e36 320i's) :(


Well...some of us, anyway. Turbo FTW :buttrock