So I'm driving home from my girlfriend's house, the freeway entrance was closed, so I decided to just take the streets to my house since its only about 10 miles. Just listening to some music, the windows are down cause the weather is pretty nice after the rain we got a few days ago.

I see an E46 come blazing by me as he runs a red light. Ass. I stop at the red light, and a few seconds later, I see an E36 with some 'sporty' looking white wheels, two guys in there asking me if it was really an M3. They continue by saying they have an 328 "M-Techniques" :lol, but its turbo. :shifty I'm not buying it. No M Moldings, mirrors, bumpers, nothing to show they had a clue what they were talking about. I don't bother asking him intrusive/embarrassing/incriminating questions because its obvious he's lying, I just smirked when he said it had a built motor with an Evo turbo. So he blurts out "I bet I can whoop your ass!" :nono

At this point, the light was soon gonna turn green, and we were on a slight upward slope...I put it into gear, and I have to hold the revs up a bit to keep from rolling back...then I noticed he was automatic....:confused

I didn't bother launching anymore, just a hard take-off. Light turns green, I pace him through first, shift into 2nd and punch it. It got pretty ugly. I ran through 3rd gear, shifting at about 6.5k and he was way way back. He proceeded to try a ricer fly-by and I shut him down.

We stop at another red light, he wants to race again cause he forgot to put his tranny in sport-mode. :rofl

I launched at about 2.5k rpm, he really got his ass handed to him this time. We make a left on the same street, and then the weirdest thing happens...

They slowly pass me, give me a thumbs up, the guy punches it, throws his hazards on and his passenger proceeds to stick his head out the window and yell something stupid. :rolleyes

It was annoying. I didn't notice til the end he had an M3 badge and a bolt-on wing from Autozone.

Cliffs: Ricer-boi says his Turbo E36 can whoop me, gets his ass handed to him. Does the weirdest/deceiving ricer move ever.

sounds to me like YOU GOT 0wn3d LOL. syke what a fag

I hate people who buy old BMWs because they're a fraction of the price of a new Kia (which they would otherwise be driving...or a Honda Civic) and then rice them out with Altezza taillights, $10 plastic spoilers, etc. It's just an insult to humanity. I hope their cars catch on fire due to crappy German electronics and they die.

LOL. I've seen this so many times. Its almost as you even feel ashamed of posting the "kill" story.

Nice kill i think:rolleyes you should have called him out on his bullshit and told him straight up that he doesn't own an M3. Either this guy doesn't know the difference between an M3 and his 318 or he's just in idiot thinking everyone will buy his BS. I'v met one guy that had a 325 with an M/// badge that tryed convincing me, people like that just give our M3s a bad name.

wtf?? why would he even say he turboed? he just made himself look like a dumbass. i wonder if he feels good about himself.

I hate people who buy old BMWs because they're a fraction of the price of a new Kia (which they would otherwise be driving...or a Honda Civic) and then rice them out with Altezza taillights, $10 plastic spoilers, etc. It's just an insult to humanity. I hope their cars catch on fire due to crappy German electronics and they die.

You live in California too!? :rofl

Isn't the M-Technique the fastest production car ever made by humans? Wow, what a douche bag. Nice kill.

LOL! Its even worse when a 3 series e36 really does come and whoop your ass :(

Sounds just like all the races I've had with e36s, seems like they tend to be owned by 16-25yr old white/asian douches who have no qualms about endangering everyone around them if it lets them "win the race". Life is a race for them, 24/7, and if they lose everyone will know their... "shortcomings".

I hate people who buy old BMWs

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This from the former owner of an old 540 and the current owner of an old m3.

Isn't the M-Technique the fastest production car ever made by humans? Wow, what a douche bag. Nice kill.

Its M-Technic

lol

kreizy31 and MonsterM3

I have a slightly unrelated question. Is it true that people prefer the 95' M3's over like 97 or 98's because they are easier to tune? I read that somewhere recently, and I was wondering if that influenced your purchase.

The video will be up on youtube as 325 beats m3.

Its M-Technic

I know. I was trying to play along.

kreizy31 and MonsterM3

I have a slightly unrelated question. Is it true that people prefer the 95' M3's over like 97 or 98's because they are easier to tune? I read that somewhere recently, and I was wondering if that influenced your purchase.

'95 M3's are supposedly more compatible with mods, being OBD1. but there are also OBD1 kits for the OBD2 e36 M3. or you could swap out the s50 for the s52 like my '95.

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This from the former owner of an old 540 and the current owner of an old m3.

You took my post out of context again, assclown.

sounds like a honda story, bmws racing other fellow bmw members trying to play each other stupid =(

kreizy31 and MonsterM3

I have a slightly unrelated question. Is it true that people prefer the 95' M3's over like 97 or 98's because they are easier to tune? I read that somewhere recently, and I was wondering if that influenced your purchase.

OBD1 WILL respond better to bolt-on mods. An intake/exhaust/software will yield more power on a 95 than on a 96+. Thats the bottom line pretty much. Search in the M3 forum for more details.

LOL! wow thats great.

kreizy31 and MonsterM3

I have a slightly unrelated question. Is it true that people prefer the 95' M3's over like 97 or 98's because they are easier to tune? I read that somewhere recently, and I was wondering if that influenced your purchase.

I don't think thats true, 95s only get more power from an exhaust system and thats because 95s have more restrictive pipes if anything you get more power out of the 96+ just because you can swap the intake manifold and i also believe you get more power from a chip on the 96+ Ms.