Hi Y'all. I'm looking at buying a new car, presently bumming it in a rat E23, 7351 exec.& I love it. it's awesome, getting a bit rough, few things on it that dont work, like anything electric... Hey but it runs well, & sounds like a messerschmidt when it winds up, even gota little plastic kitset in the rear parcel tray! ( they dont put swastika's on german models anymore??)
But... The oily writing is on the watery wall, think the head gaskets gone, & as much as I got at soft spot for this old beast I'm not spending money on it.
I've had a 525 before sew wanting to stay with the e34, sew I'm looking at; 540 530 & sum 535's. there's one listed as s 188KS. I've never herd of that! It has a badge by, or on the front No. plate,knot on the grille like an 'M' & has something on the rear, opposite wear the push lock is, I can make out the Bm logo. It's like a sports pack or something, sgot skirts, apron, spoilers etc.
Any information anyone???
Also watts a reasonable mileage for a 535? like models I'm looking at are 180 to 230 K's, Watt about the V8's the 3 or the 4 litre?? mileage wise. Anyway thanks
P.S. The shark yard are advertising it as an aussie, t' thats Australian for Australia, (the nation founded on criminals...) Model so Y'all might not have herd of that. they dont like the heat, & are known for overheating, not made for the hot climes, like 35 40 deg C.

G'Day from Australia.

There's a couple Aussies on here, good to see it happening down here as well.

As for the 535i s 188 KS E34 I can't help you there.

That hurt my brain... Perhaps it's just too early in the day to decode that message...

That hurt my brain... Perhaps it's just too early in the day to decode that message...
:lol:lol

It hurt mine also and it's past lunch here. What was the question again?

English, please. Then I'll actually try to read it.

And it's Messerschmitt.

never heard of it but pictures may help

dont chew guys understand good phonetic english?
Okay I'll write slowly if this is bit hard to follow....
I'm looking at buying an E34 535, in WA It's a 1990, & it's sold as an Ausie model.
It's badged as 535i s 188KS E34 & has a couple of litle badges on it with BM logos.
Looks like an M series, skirts spoilers etc.
Has anyone ever herd of this badging before? Check it on cars guide.com/ perth
I've looked it up but cant find no reference to 188KS???????
It's on my list, but sew is a 535 exec witch is nicer in leather, or 1 530 witch sits on nice rims, maybe even the 540, but it looks like my dads car!

Bogans should stick to Holden Commodores:D

You must think you're pretty funny, Bob! I've had 3 commordores & 4 beemers. Dont exactly consider myself a bogan.
Anyway I'm posting a serious question can all the comedians go try their lines out on their Mums?

it's rice - no such car ever existed

Thank ewe for serious reply, thinking it's some aftermarket badging? Looks like a Bm logo but. Will go have a look this weekend, Might be a badge offf of a m/c, sounds more lioke it!
It's 2nd on my list. Chances are if it's all skirted up someone has prob been driving it like a race car.
Think I'll go with the exec!

Saw a GREAT looking e34 540i on Home and Away yesterday. You could try going to Summerbay.. Might be for sale!

Real? How do eye get to summerbay, is Kylie still there? Those people aren't real aussies, far too friendly & helpful, got all their teeth too!
Found out watt the KS logo is about, rang my friendly beemer Motor Workshop, it's the body kit Karl Sandilands oar sumthing like that, think it was abit more German.
Advice from the shop, 535 bulletproof, good for 400kk's. 530, yeah, but hard to get parts. 750, hairs a surprise, theys goodies, if'n ewe get a goodun!!
I'll be going for the 535 exec with the nice seats, gotta sunroof to fit in the fishing rods too!
Too much to fix e23 $1600, only paid 3 4 it!
But thatnx & keep working on those jokes!!

Bogans should stick to Holden Commodores:D

Or Ford Falcons, don't forget them

all the comedians go try their lines out on their Mums?

Mum jokes, classy

Saw a GREAT looking e34 540i on Home and Away yesterday. You could try going to Summerbay.. Might be for sale!

Now come on, Home and Away jokes aren't nice. [Not that I condone the watching of more current episodes... eww. The old school ones were awesome, with a lot of ALF, he makes the show]

Real? How do eye get to summerbay, is Kylie still there? Those people aren't real aussies, far too friendly & helpful, got all their teeth too! [1]
Advice from the shop, 535 bulletproof, good for 400kk's. [2] 530, yeah, but hard to get parts...


1. Now be fair, lumping all Aussies as hicks isn't nice, those jokes should be specific for Tassies... lol
2. Hell yeah, I'm getting a 535i with 284k kms and it still goes perfectly.

1. Now be fair, lumping all Aussies as hicks isn't nice, those jokes should be specific for Tassies... lol
2. Hell yeah, I'm getting a 535i with 284k kms and it still goes perfectly.

Now I'm confused. Tassie? I assume this to mean Tasmanian? So lowest of the low?

How can a thread start with a joke about swastika badging, then get all sensitive about joking?
This thread is baffling without pics......... FLAME ON

Now I'm confused. Tassie? I assume this to mean Tasmanian? So lowest of the low?


Now just start throwing the word "Gullah" around, and it will get nasty.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Now just start throwing the word "Gullah" around, and it will get nasty.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down, F@$k a wallaby
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

As we used to sing.:lol

Eye always reckon that :tie me kangaroo down thing's dodgy, Who wood want to tie down a roo & why??
I'll pin ewe sum pix when eye can, of a BM with a silver fern in the back window, mate eye aint no ozzy,
Hey , our national bird is the Kiwi, Australia's is the FLY!

Eye always reckon that :tie me kangaroo down thing's dodgy, Who wood want to tie down a roo & why??
I'll pin ewe sum pix when eye can, of a BM with a silver fern in the back window, mate eye aint no ozzy,
Hey , our national bird is the Kiwi, Australia's is the FLY!

All jokes aside.. You got to do something with your writing. I don't understand half of the things you say. Why "Eye", instead of I? And what the f*** is "pin ewe sum pix"?

I know i'm not perfect, but this thing got to stop!

Btw, good luck with the car. Don't forget to post some pictures..

All jokes aside.. You got to do something with your writing. I don't understand half of the things you say. Why "Eye", instead of I? And what the f*** is "pin ewe sum pix"?

I know i'm not perfect, but this thing got to stop!

Btw, good luck with the car. Don't forget to post some pictures..

My guess is it's some new age uber slang from down under.:buttrock

Eye always reckon that :tie me kangaroo down thing's dodgy, Who wood want to tie down a roo & why??


Go ask a Kiwi sheep hearder, E can tell ya ol bout it mate:nono

This thread is baffling

Cleared that up for ya.

Has anyone else herd , oops heard, of the KS badge. I was talking to my good mate at beemer motor workshop, (those guys have done heaps for me, fixed my diff, well the bearing on the driveshaft for 25% labour, give me parts for F>A) they said it was Karl Schnizer or something like that? It's just a body kit. was going to look at it today, & the 530, 540 & sum 535's, but ended up working all day! & ewe thought ewe had herd the last from me...

Has anyone else herd , oops heard, of the KS badge. I was talking to my good mate at beemer motor workshop, (those guys have done heaps for me, fixed my diff, well the bearing on the driveshaft for 25% labour, give me parts for F>A) they said it was Karl Schnizer or something like that? It's just a body kit. was going to look at it today, & the 530, 540 & sum 535's, but ended up working all day! & ewe thought ewe had herd the last from me...

Do you mean Josef and Herbert Schnitzer of AC Schnitzer and their stepfather Karl Lamm?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schnitzer_Motorsport

why am I in this thread?

Think you mite be talking about the brothers Grimm? werent they into prefabricating, storie??
Seriously, dont BM body kits all maid of steal, as in knot plastic.
& hey I'm dyslexic ( eye sold my sole to santa) sew no taking the piss the whey eye spell.

Now I'm confused. Tassie? I assume this to mean Tasmanian? So lowest of the low?


Nah, not just because they're down the bottom, it's an Australian joke that Tassies are inbred.