View Full Version : Oh Arctic, Oh Arctic, Oh Where For Art Thou Arctic...


PMPNX5
12-17-2007, 01:23 PM
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i48/dunc12l/whereareyou.gif

///M3Augy
12-17-2007, 01:26 PM
You can't make Arctic threads unless you are blackout drunk! :rofl2

PMPNX5
12-17-2007, 01:41 PM
You can't make Arctic threads unless you are blackout drunk! :rofl2

Does this qualify for a valid reason to start drinking at 12:39 on a Monday?

edirtyfour
12-17-2007, 02:10 PM
Does this qualify for a valid reason to start drinking at 12:39 on a Monday?

Hell yes! :D

///M3Augy
12-17-2007, 02:49 PM
Does this qualify for a valid reason to start drinking at 12:39 on a Monday?

You bet your ass it does.

tsylatac
12-17-2007, 03:08 PM
Ok, it's 2:08 now and you've had sufficient time to get properly slammed... Post something up!

Itsablurr
12-17-2007, 05:01 PM
It's blumpkin pie season.

Itsablurr
12-17-2007, 05:03 PM
Dear Nikki,


http://img107.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2007/12/17/love-48v6y70b9.jpg


<3,

me

Arctic330i
12-17-2007, 06:32 PM
charming

Itsablurr
12-17-2007, 07:34 PM
charming

:rofl2

savage217
12-17-2007, 07:40 PM
:rofl

joshp9332
12-17-2007, 08:04 PM
:lol:lol:lol no wonder why arCtic loves this forum soo much.

djmatty
12-17-2007, 09:53 PM
http://sonataspeed.com/djmatty/Pic026.jpg

PMPNX5
12-18-2007, 03:51 AM
Nikki,
When I joined this forum just 6 months ago, I was but a mere pre-pube lad. I spoke with a high pitched voice, I never knew the touch of a girl, I never had been even kissed. .....but now that I know you everythings different, I'm feeling things I've never felt before, I speak with a deep(er) voice, and I have a great looking sig. If there's anything I can do to get you fired, so your presence is as often as it used to be, just let me know, as I will be there to do it in a second. Even if it means you wanna have sexy time on the children's daycare slide n the top of the landmark center on Brookline Ave at midnight. Whatever you want I'll be there, whebnever you need me, I'll be trher, I'll be arrrrrroooooouuunnd.

///M3Augy
12-18-2007, 08:21 AM
Nikki,
When I joined this forum just 6 months ago, I was but a mere pre-pube lad. I spoke with a high pitched voice, I never knew the touch of a girl, I never had been even kissed. .....but now that I know you everythings different, I'm feeling things I've never felt before, I speak with a deep(er) voice, and I have a great looking sig. If there's anything I can do to get you fired, so your presence is as often as it used to be, just let me know, as I will be there to do it in a second. Even if it means you wanna have sexy time on the children's daycare slide n the top of the landmark center on Brookline Ave at midnight. Whatever you want I'll be there, whebnever you need me, I'll be trher, I'll be arrrrrroooooouuunnd.

:rofl2 EPIC LULZ

PMPNX5
12-18-2007, 09:04 AM
Nikki,
When I joined this forum just 6 months ago, I was but a mere pre-pube lad. I spoke with a high pitched voice, I never knew the touch of a girl, I never had been even kissed. .....but now that I know you everythings different, I'm feeling things I've never felt before, I speak with a deep(er) voice, and I have a great looking sig. If there's anything I can do to get you fired, so your presence is as often as it used to be, just let me know, as I will be there to do it in a second. Even if it means you wanna have sexy time on the children's daycare slide n the top of the landmark center on Brookline Ave at midnight. Whatever you want I'll be there, whebnever you need me, I'll be trher, I'll be arrrrrroooooouuunnd.

You can't make Arctic threads unless you are blackout drunk! :rofl2

Now I understand.

edirtyfour
12-18-2007, 11:10 AM
Nikki,
When I joined this forum just 6 months ago, I was but a mere pre-pube lad. I spoke with a high pitched voice, I never knew the touch of a girl, I never had been even kissed. .....but now that I know you everythings different, I'm feeling things I've never felt before, I speak with a deep(er) voice, and I have a great looking sig. If there's anything I can do to get you fired, so your presence is as often as it used to be, just let me know, as I will be there to do it in a second. Even if it means you wanna have sexy time on the children's daycare slide n the top of the landmark center on Brookline Ave at midnight. Whatever you want I'll be there, whebnever you need me, I'll be trher, I'll be arrrrrroooooouuunnd.

:rofl :rofl :rofl

ESMcBlurM3
12-18-2007, 01:56 PM
Nikki,
When I joined this forum just 6 months ago, I was but a mere pre-pube lad. I spoke with a high pitched voice, I never knew the touch of a girl, I never had been even kissed. .....but now that I know you everythings different, I'm feeling things I've never felt before, I speak with a deep(er) voice, and I have a great looking sig. If there's anything I can do to get you fired, so your presence is as often as it used to be, just let me know, as I will be there to do it in a second. Even if it means you wanna have sexy time on the children's daycare slide n the top of the landmark center on Brookline Ave at midnight. Whatever you want I'll be there, whebnever you need me, I'll be trher, I'll be arrrrrroooooouuunnd.

:alright
mcblur: just satisfied that he is not the only continually active inebriated post-er in NE

PMPNX5
12-18-2007, 02:19 PM
:alright
mcblur: just satisfied that he is not the only continually active inebriated post-er in NE

You my friend are correct and incorrect at the same time.
Correct in that I also have become an inebriated poster :)
Incorrect in that You are not in NE at said time :confused

Itsablurr
12-18-2007, 02:49 PM
Incorrect in that You are not in NE at said time :confused

DOn't worry, he's just a drunk. :rofl

PMPNX5
12-18-2007, 03:12 PM
DOn't worry, he's just a drunk. :rofl

...aren't we all.

Itsablurr
12-18-2007, 04:58 PM
I wonder if all the older ppl from NE that come through that don't post all that much here look at all this shit and :rofl :rofl :rofl


or :confused :confused :confused

joshp9332
12-18-2007, 04:58 PM
You my friend are correct and incorrect at the same time.
Correct in that I also have become an inebriated poster :)
Incorrect in that You are not in NE at said time :confused

pwned

ESMcBlurM3
12-18-2007, 05:38 PM
You my friend are correct and incorrect at the same time.
Correct in that I also have become an inebriated poster :)
Incorrect in that You are not in NE at said time :confused

But.....not even at haaart?:(

DOn't worry, he's just a drunk. :rofl

touché

pwned

why I oughta..:bigun2

djmatty
12-18-2007, 08:57 PM
I wonder if all the older ppl from NE that come through that don't post all that much here look at all this shit and :rofl :rofl :rofl


or :confused :confused :confused

A bit of both.

pennpen
12-19-2007, 01:02 AM
umm just for the other new people like me, ummm whos arctic? :conf

djmatty
12-19-2007, 01:10 AM
http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11528649&postcount=9

m3saloon
12-19-2007, 03:45 AM
umm just for the other new people like me, ummm whos arctic? :conf
shes amazing!!!! <3<3<3<3<3 ~~~`~~,~~@

PMPNX5
12-19-2007, 01:54 PM
umm just for the other new people like me, ummm whos arctic? :conf

Without her there would be no NE.
Without her there would be no NEOT.
Without her there would be no Christmas.
Without her there would be no reason for being.

iamhydrogen
12-19-2007, 02:45 PM
Without her there would be no NE.
Without her there would be no NEOT.
Without her there would be no Christmas.
Without her there would be no reason for being.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that without her there would be no marsupials, but that's about as far as that metaphor can be stretched.

The NEOT cannot be stopped.

edirtyfour
12-19-2007, 03:26 PM
Actually, I'm pretty sure that without her there would be no marsupials, but that's about as far as that metaphor can be stretched.

The NEOT cannot be stopped.

::tries to relate Arctic and double pronged penors and twin vags:: :confused

iamhydrogen
12-19-2007, 04:00 PM
::tries to relate Arctic and double pronged penors and twin vags:: :confused

Small and hairy...just go with it

Itsablurr
12-19-2007, 04:11 PM
::tries to relate Arctic and double pronged penors and twin vags:: :confused

Small and hairy...just go with it

Sensei matty say:


2 pair of lips make for chinese finger trap. :smiliecap

dogwalker
12-19-2007, 07:42 PM
I watch and wonder!
I've followed this group of posters through the summer.
All of these antics are different versions of immature creativity that most older folks recognize and miss yet wonder how we survived when we ourselves were unleashing our own creativity on the world. It's genetic folks, your own folks did most of this stuff befor e you..... except for maybe the TURD LOVE POSTER! That I must admit is very original crap. I'm actually amazed that Arctic still hangs in but then this creative form is addictive!!!
Like a good soap opera, you can come back weeks in between and still recognize the players and know where everyone is. Very cool! This is a fun bunch!!! Drunk, but fun!

ESMcBlurM3
12-19-2007, 07:47 PM
I watch and wonder!
I've followed this group of posters through the summer.
All of these antics are different versions of immature creativity that most older folks recognize and miss yet wonder how we survived when we ourselves were unleashing our own creativity on the world. It's genetic folks, your own folks did most of this stuff befor e you..... except for maybe the TURD LOVE POSTER! That I must admit is very original crap. I'm actually amazed that Arctic still hangs in but then this creative form is addictive!!!
Like a good soap opera, you can come back weeks in between and still recognize the players and know where everyone is. Very cool! This is a fun bunch!!! Drunk, but fun!
:lol

:alright


Is it appropriate that some (most) of us have decent jobs with responsibility, and are even upstanding (ok...sort-of-upstanding) citizens? oh the irony

edirtyfour
12-19-2007, 10:21 PM
:lol

:alright


Is it appropriate that some (most) of us have decent jobs with responsibility, and are even upstanding (ok...sort-of-upstanding) citizens? oh the irony

+1

I'm noble and responsible and upstanding and good looking to boot!

///M3Augy
12-19-2007, 10:32 PM
I watch and wonder!
I've followed this group of posters through the summer.
All of these antics are different versions of immature creativity that most older folks recognize and miss yet wonder how we survived when we ourselves were unleashing our own creativity on the world. It's genetic folks, your own folks did most of this stuff befor e you..... except for maybe the TURD LOVE POSTER! That I must admit is very original crap. I'm actually amazed that Arctic still hangs in but then this creative form is addictive!!!
Like a good soap opera, you can come back weeks in between and still recognize the players and know where everyone is. Very cool! This is a fun bunch!!! Drunk, but fun!

:rofl2 That is awesome. :wiggle

djmatty
12-19-2007, 10:37 PM
NEOT would not exist without the official meet organizer. :shifty

Arctic330i
12-19-2007, 11:01 PM
NEOT would not exist without the official meet organizer. :shifty

not sure i can take credit for that one.....







































:lol3

djmatty
12-20-2007, 12:12 AM
No, you definitely can't. :rolleyes

Hell, you've only been to one meet.

pennpen
12-20-2007, 09:32 PM
!!! for some reason i dont like arctic, she thinks im gay (auto :'( no one taught me)

joshp9332
12-20-2007, 09:39 PM
!!! for some reason i dont like arctic, she thinks im gay (auto :'( no one taught me)

haha thats alright. you will prob never meet her. She never goes to any gtgs...:shifty

djmatty
12-20-2007, 09:48 PM
haha thats alright. you will prob never meet her. She never goes to any gtgs...:shifty

That's an understatement...

Itsablurr
12-20-2007, 10:10 PM
That's an understatement...

Srsly....


Not only does she not go to any gtgs, her being ceases to exists in the space-time continuum for the scheduled duration of any given meet.

djmatty
12-20-2007, 10:20 PM
Srsly....


Not only does she not go to any gtgs, her being ceases to exists in the space-time continuum for the scheduled duration of any given meet.

Truth. I once called her during a meet, and her voice had that Twilight Zone ring to it.

joshp9332
12-21-2007, 04:17 PM
Dear Arctic,
Ever since the first time i saw you...
You have consumed me through and through..
Now im telling something i want you to know..
you beauty is so pure its whiter then snow...
its not just your beautiful face..
its not even your artistic grace..
there is just something about you..
The first time i checked out your website..
I couldn't help but dream about you that night..
Ill admit ive been through some times.. some good, and some bad..
But there is no better medicine for when i am sad..
When i see your vibrant blue eyes shining soo bright...
I cant beleive someone soo gorgeous could ever be in my sight..
Arctic from the first day that i saw you..
i knew there was something i needed to do..
So here i am typing this post...
Admitting to you that i love you the most...
Im awaiting the day that we finally meet..
and im praying to god.........you will let me rub your feet?

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k137/milkma188/shiftycatyn0.gif

Itsablurr
12-21-2007, 04:36 PM
http://img106.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2007/10/12/flower-484w3g531.jpg

http://img106.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2007/10/12/flower2-484w3ldm7.jpg

http://img106.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2007/10/12/flowers4-f7ot6bcd.jpg


Like that first hit of crack, like that first spike of smack, I crave your affection.

I have a passion for you that burns hotter than any freebase spoon.

I wish I could chop you in to a fine powder and snort you up my nose.

I would steal you all the bling in the world if I could wax that ass just one time.

And when I see you at my parole hearings, it’s better than cashing my government check on the first of the month.

You are the bud and I am the bowl.

You are the needle and I am the spoon.

You are the nose and I am the straw.

You are my love, my tequila blackout bubba, and my everything.

Let me be the fire that blazes up your rock.




You complete me.




Artic.... you are a flame that could never be extinguished within my soul, the clouds beneath my feet, the sun that burns my body, and the garbage truck that removes all of the trash and stuff on thursdays.
:)

PMPNX5
12-21-2007, 04:40 PM
Dear Arctic,
Ever since the first time i saw you...
You have consumed me through and through..
Now im telling something i want you to know..
you beauty is so pure its whiter then snow...
its not just your beautiful face..
its not even your artistic grace..
there is just something about you..
The first time i checked out your website..
I couldn't help but dream about you that night..
Ill admit ive been through some times.. some good, and some bad..
But there is no better medicine for when i am sad..
When i see your vibrant blue eyes shining soo bright...
I cant beleive someone soo gorgeous could ever be in my sight..
Arctic from the first day that i saw you..
i knew there was something i needed to do..
So here i am typing this post...
Admitting to you that i love you the most...
Im awaiting the day that we finally meet..
and im praying to god.........you will let me rub your feet?

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k137/milkma188/shiftycatyn0.gif

Josh: I'll treat you good
Acrtic: My man treats me better
Josh: I'll talk sweet on the phone
Arctic: My man wrtes love letters
Josh: I'll tell you that I want you and tell you that I care
Arctic: My man says the same except he's sincere
Josh: I'm clean cut no doubt cause that's what I'm about
Arctic: My man buys me things and he takes me out
Josh: Then you can keep your man cause I don't go that route


Josh: ........just kidding baby please come back, don't walk away, please come back, please sugar-muffin...

joshp9332
12-21-2007, 04:42 PM
:lol

edirtyfour
12-21-2007, 04:49 PM
...the garbage truck that removes all of the trash and stuff on thursdays

:rofl: :rofl :rofl: