So...I have some tan interior bits for sale from my E30 (2-door). You need them. You want them. You have to have them.

Tan door cards and rear cards...$50
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/th_DSC_9046.jpg (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/DSC_9046.jpg) http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/th_DSC_9047.jpg (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/DSC_9047.jpg) http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/th_DSC_9048.jpg (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/DSC_9048.jpg) http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/th_DSC_9049.jpg (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/DSC_9049.jpg) http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/th_DSC_9052.jpg (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/DSC_9052.jpg)


Tan rear seat...$50
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/th_bmw89.jpg (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/bmw89.jpg) http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/th_bmw90.jpg (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/E30/tan%20interior/bmw90.jpg)


Tan Carpet...$25
No picture at the moment. The carpet is in decent shape. It is mostly just in need of a good cleaning.


Take the lot for $100!!!


I would prefer not to ship these. However, I would be happy to help you install any of them! :)

Jason

whats the shipping cost to 30084?

What do you need to make these fit an e39 wagon?

back seats come with complimentary love stains?

The carpet is in decent shape.

Thanks, but I prefer shaved.

What do you need to make these fit an e39 wagon?

a sledgehammer

back seats come with complimentary love stains?

get me drunk first and we'll talk.

If Geordie falls through, I need them for my E39. It's a sedan though, will they fit? He has the wagon.

whats the shipping cost to 30084?

$1

What do you need to make these fit an e39 wagon?

Me? I need $175! Man, it would be great if I could sell "part" of your car back to you! hahahaha

back seats come with complimentary love stains?

No loves stains. It's distressed leather.

Thanks, but I prefer a shaved sledgehammer. Get me drunk first and we'll talk.

You need help!

If Geordie falls through, I need them for my E39. It's a sedan though, will they fit? He has the wagon.

Hey...if they fit in my coupe...they will fit in a sedan or a wagon just fine...right?

Thanks, but I prefer shaved.
a sledgehammer
get me drunk first and we'll talk.
:lol :lol :lol

What do you need to make these fit an e39 wagon?


Duct tape!

bump

Bump-a-licious



New Prices!

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:confused

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/misc%20web%20stuff/h9k.gif

:confused
If you don't get it, you've been shortchanged somewhere. :thumbdown

Bump-zilla!

Someone took the door panels off of TGB, can I used yours?

Someone took the door panels off of TGB, can I used yours?


No wey? Shame on them! :nono

Of course you can used mine until they sell. I will think of TGB as my rolling billboard! Can I write on the outside of TGB in blue tape?

"Interior door panels for sale. PLS contact tabasco for details."

I is really good a blue tape! I promise! It will look spiffy!


:shifty:shifty:shifty

:laugh

Don't laugh! I want these interior bits gone!

Looking for that last minute V-Day gift idea????


New V-Day pricing! No...not like flowers that are double the price on this Hallmark Holiday.

Door Cards - $30
Rear Seat - $30
Carpet - Free to a good home!

Happy V-Day from me!


jason

Our Forefathers would have wanted you to buy this stuff.


Celebrate President's day by purchasing E30 Interior Bits (Tan)!!!!


Special President's Day Pricing...

E30 Coupe Door Cards - $30
E30 Coupe Rear Seat - $30
E30 Carpet - Free to a good home! (My wife is threatening to throw this away!!!)



jason

:rofl:

PM sent. :devillook



Edit: :rofl

PM replied! :shifty

:biglaughb

The Presidents day sale is OVER!!! You all missed out! :(

Have no fear....there is a Full Moon on Thursday...which means our prices will be C R A Z Y !!!!


Until then...we have a Pre-Full Moon Sale going on...


E30 Coupe Door Cards - $30
E30 Coupe Rear Seat - $30
E30 Carpet - Free to a good home!

Thanks for Shopping!


Jason

:lol

...our prices will be This is cRAZy!!!!
Tweaked for added craziness. :silly

:lol


Tweaked for added craziness. :silly

The Crazy prices begin on Thursday ! Be Prepared!!!


I also have an update!

E30 Coupe Door Cards - $30
E30 Coupe Rear Seat - No longer available!!!!
E30 Carpet - Free to a good home!


:D

Better. :rofl

Some say that tonight's Lunar Eclipse will mark the end of the world! The rumor is that once the earth blocks out the moon from the sun...that the moon will disappear forever!!! This will cause turmoil (not to be confused with no-toil) with the tides on planet earth and destroy all human civilization!!!


So...before the end of the world as we know it...you need to buy this E30 stuff! Don't you want to be riding in style with Tan Interior as we enter into the post-apocalypse????

E30 Coupe Door Cards - $30
E30 Carpet - Free to a good home!


Warning!!!! This is the last day before "super crazy full moon" prices go into effect tomorrow!!! ACT NOW!!!!

jason

Some say that tonight's Lunar Eclipse will mark the end of the world! The rumor is that once the earth blocks out the moon from the sun...that the moon will disappear forever!!! This will cause turmoil (not to be confused with no-toil) with the tides on planet earth and destroy all human civilization!!!


So...before the end of the world as we know it...you need to buy this E30 stuff! Don't you want to be riding in style with Tan Interior as we enter into the post-apocalypse????

E30 Coupe Door Cards - $30
E30 Carpet - Free to a good home!


Warning!!!! This is the last day before "super crazy full moon" prices go into effect tomorrow!!! ACT NOW!!!!

jason
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


If you're not in marketing somewhere, I can't help but wonder if you've missed your calling. :rofl :rofl :rofl

I'm not. :(

I'm not.
Well, if it helps any, the creativity of your sales pitches have me thinking I should really run out and buy a bunch of old stuff for a car I'll never have. :D

Well, if it helps any, the creativity of your sales pitches have me thinking I should really run out and buy a bunch of old stuff for a car I'll never have. :D



Never say never! You may, some day, get the urge to own a little bit of perfection that is the E30!

And that E30 will need a Tan Interior!

I can help!

Never say never! You may, some day, get the urge to own a little bit of perfection that is the E30!
And that E30 will need a Tan Interior!
I can help!
:lol :lol :lol

He's unstoppable! He can't be stopped! :rofl

:buttrock

So...we are all still here and the Zombies have not attacked just yet! You know what that means!?!?!?!

You were warned! Tonight there is a full moon and that means today....things will get a little crazy!!!!

Crazy Full Moon Prices are as follows.

E30 Coupe Door Cards - $3,000,000.01
E30 Carpet - $0.01!
*These prices are only good for today, 02/21/2008. Regular pricing will return tomorrow.

:rofl

Alright...we made it through Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's day, President's Day, A Lunar Eclipse, and a Full Moon. I am proud of you all! You all deserve to treat yourself to something nice!

Honestly!

Oh...and one more thing. Our country is celebrating its 232nd birthday in July of this year. Our first leader, George Washington, was born on this day in 1732. If there had been E30's around in his time, he would have had one. And he would have had a Tan Interior! Specifically, door cards and carpet!

So...do the patriotic thing...the honorable thing...the thing that would show respect for this country's first President...on his birthday!

Special pricing to honor George.

E30 Coupe Door Cards - $31.25
E30 Carpet - $1.25!

Happy Birthday, George!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/misc%20web%20stuff/189px-George-Washington.jpg

*I wonder if George Washington ever went by "Geordie"???? Hmmmm?

Oh...and one more thing. Our country is celebrating its 132nd birthday in July of this year.
That's a heckuva good trick, considering that I remember celebrating the Bicentennial. :confused

That's a heckuva good trick, considering that I remember celebrating the Bicentennial. :confused


Shut it...that was a Typo!


Oh...and you're old! ;)

Shut it...that was a Typo!
Suuuuuurrrrre it was. :thumbup:

Oh...and you're old!
And if you're lucky, you might catch up to me one day! :stickoutt


:D

lol'z Tabasco sux at math. :silly

lol'z Tabasco sux at math. :silly


You suck at owning a BMW!!!

However, I will add your item to my list...out of pity!

1) Taking photos
2) Explaining myself
3) Speaking Spanish
4) Drawing
5) Remembering things
6) Making a bechamel sauce
7) Keeping plants alive
8) Selling my E30 Door Cards and Carpet.
9) And now....Math! (Thanks!)


I should probably quit.

:shifty

I should probably quit.
Nah, you gotta have a full set of 10! :devillook

However, I will add your item to my list...out of pity!

1) Taking photos
2) Explaining myself
3) Speaking Spanish
4) Drawing
5) Remembering things
6) Making a bechamel sauce
7) Keeping plants alive
8) Selling my E30 Door Cards and Carpet.
9) Math
10) Photoshop

There ya go! :D


:biglaughb

Blah Blah Blah...it's Monday and these 2 items are still sitting in my house. Blah Blah Blah...buy them!

E30 Coupe Door Cards - $30.00
E30 Carpet - $0.00! (This means FREE!)


Do it!

Blah Blah Blah...it's Monday and these 2 items are still sitting in my house. Blah Blah Blah...buy them!
Burned out on marketing already? :rofl



:D

Burned out on marketing already? :rofl



:D

No...I think I am coming down with a case of the Mondays. :(

No...I think I am coming down with a case of the Mondays.
You know what helps that? :ponder


:cheeburga

You know what helps that? :ponder


:cheeburga

I was thinking more like :comp: and :beer.


Not necessarily in that order!

You know what helps that? :ponder


:drink1 :beer

Fixed that for ya DW! ;)

Hey, :cheeburga is not necessarily exclusive of :comp: and :beer!



You just need to get out of those meetings. :D

Fixed that for ya DW!
:thumbup:


I just assumed that :drink1 was implied.


:biglaughb

Hey, :cheeburga is not necessarily exclusive of :comp: and :beer!



You just need to get out of those meetings. :D


:thumbup:


I just assumed that :drink1 was implied.


:biglaughb

:rofl

I should have known! I need to make a border run soon, I'm almost out of B&T's.

Hey, :cheeburga is not necessarily exclusive of :comp: and :beer!



You just need to get out of those meetings. :D


:thumbup:


I just assumed that :drink1 was implied.


:biglaughb

excellent use of the smilies !! :thumbup:

:rofl

I should have known! I need to make a border run soon, I'm almost out of B&T's.


No!!! What you NEED to do is buy and E30...preferably without any interior carpet or door cards.

Then call me and I can try to find these parts for you! Cheap!

No!!! What you NEED to do is buy and E30...preferably without any interior carpet or door cards.

Then call me and I can try to find these parts for you! Cheap!


:rofl

Go plead to Christie.

:rofl

Go plead to Christie.


You pay me $30 and I will give these parts to him.

No!!! What you NEED to do is buy and E30...preferably without any interior carpet or door cards.

Then call me and I can try to find these parts for you! Cheap!

i almost bought when i saw the full moon price.. 'cause what a deal. but your updates are just to damn entertaining for me to even consider it anymore

You pay me $30 and I will give these parts to him.

Ummmmmmm, hell no. Why would I want to do that? I'll just buy you a beer instead. :beer

i almost bought when i saw the full moon price.. 'cause what a deal. but your updates are just to damn entertaining for me to even consider it anymore

:shifty

Ummmmmmm, hell no. Why would I want to do that? I'll just buy you a beer instead. :beer

'cause he is your BFF! You should get him a gift! I am sure he would appreciate it.

i almost bought when i saw the full moon price.. 'cause what a deal. but your updates are just to damn entertaining for me to even consider it anymore

Funny, my thoughts exactly. :D

Oi!!!

It was on this day in 1797 that the Bank of England issued the first one-pound and two-pound notes.

Celebrate this jolly historic event by purchasing these interior bits.

Quid Pro Quo!!!

Special pricing for those wankers across the pond.

E30 Coupe Door Cards - £15.22
E30 Carpet - £0.00!


Cheers!

jason

:rofl :rofl :rofl

I see what you did there!

I see what you did there!
I did what you see there! :D

Do you expect me to talk?
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/misc%20web%20stuff/goldfinger2.jpg
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to buy tabasco's E30 Tan Interior Bits!!!

















sorry

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

:handclap


Sir, I do believe your efforts have produced the best for-sale thread in BFcGA history. :buttrock

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

:handclap


Sir, I do believe your efforts have produced the longest running for-sale thread in BFcGA history. :buttrock


fixed and :(

:rofl :rofl :rofl

nice and creative. bravo. of course you missed............

"On this day in 1827, a group of masked and costumed students dance through the streets of New Orleans, Louisiana, marking the beginning of the city's famous Mardi Gras celebrations."

And on this day in 1935, Nylon was invented.

I am not sure if there is any nylon in the door cards or the carpet.

You should buy them and find out!!!!

And on this day in 1935, Nylon was invented.

I am not sure if there is any nylon in the door cards or the carpet.

You should buy them and find out!!!!


And on this day in 2008, Tabasco still hasn't sold his interior.

And on this day in 2008, Tabasco still hasn't sold his interior.

:rofl:

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Why does everone laugh?


Why don't you step up and spend $30? Keep the economy moving!!!

Why does everone laugh?

Why don't you step up and spend $30? Keep the economy moving!!!
Just what are the economic influences of secondhand e30 interior bits? :rofl

Why does everone laugh?


Why don't you step up and spend $30? Keep the economy moving!!!


I'll give you $30 for 'em. Then you have to buy $50 worth of something from me. That would help keep the economy moving. :rolleyes ;)

Just what are the economic influences of secondhand e30 interior bits? :rofl

I'll give you $30 for 'em. Then you have to buy $50 worth of something from me. That would help keep the economy moving. :rolleyes ;)


See...I was about to respond...


When someone pays me $30 for these door cards...I am then able to go to other small businesses such as Harrison Motorsports or Butler Tire and buy other goods and services.


I don't actually keep this money!!!


So...really...what you are doing when you buy this stuff is supporting small local businesses and in turn the economy.

I am just acting as a type of intermediary.

When someone pays me $30 for these door cards...I am then able to go to other small businesses such as Harrison Motorsports or Butler Tire and buy other goods and services.
I already went to GCR and Butler this week, and spent way more than $30. :rofl

I already went to GCR and Butler this week, and spent way more than $30. :rofl


I get to go tomorrow and spend a lot as well! Should be fun!!!! :shifty

Alright....


This is a monumental day! This day only comes around once every 4 years.


Today is leap day!!! The day that is added to the calendar when the year is divisible by 4. (Looks folks..he's talkin' bout math! Ooooooh!)

Here is an algorithm....to make it even more fancy!

if (year modulo 4 is 0) and ((year modulo 100 is not 0) or (year modulo 400 is 0))
then leap
else no_leap

So...let’s assume these E30 interior bits were built on 02/29/1988 for the 1989 model that is my car. This would mean that today is their 5th birthday.


What all this fancy math means is that $30.00 for these bits is an insane price...considering they are only 5 years old!!!


So…take a LEAP of faith…and buy these parts!!!

:ponder

Tan door cards are G O N E!!!!! WOOT!!!!


I still have the tan carpet...it is FREE! That means you do not have to pay me for it. I will even help you load it into your Global Imports Box*....if that is what you want to use to transport it. Or...we can just carry it to your car not in a box.

*I do not guarantee it will fit.

I give it 1 week before my wife says..."We have The Wagon now. Take that $hit to teh dumpster."


Your time is running out!

Jason when can I come get it?

My buddy with the bronzit wants it BAD!

PM Sent

Panels are going into my old e30 haha Tan on Black sport interior with Alpine White exterior is going to be nice!

I give it 24 hours before my wife says..."We have The Wagon now. Take that to teh dumpster."
Fixed :rofl