this just in............

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/news/stories/2007/12/03/KudzuGas_1203.html
(http://www.ajc.com/news/content/news/stories/2007/12/03/KudzuGas_1203.html)

Don't remove it, just p-shop it brown.

I replaced mine with fescue.

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So it's Green... but then it isn't?
This is so confusing.

"Researchers believe kudzu is releasing ground-level ozone"

This phrase is why I want to beat every reporter with a lead-filled hose when they write about science. 2nd paragraph leads off with that and only in the 6th and 7th do they clarify.

Our Mensa-reject writer goes on with: "While many plants contribute to ozone pollution, it appears that kudzu works faster and produces larger quantities".

Gosh, Wally, how much money did they have to dump into the study to figure out that a fast-growing, aggressive, dominating plant produces more of the same things other plants do?

This phrase is why I want to beat every reporter with a lead-filled hose...
I dunno... it'd take a while to fill a hose up with lead. :ponder


Just use a lead pipe instead. :smash

:D

I dunno... it'd take a while to fill a hose up with lead. :ponder


Just use a lead pipe instead. :smash

:D

Nah, just use a 2-foot section of hose.

Better moment of inertia, yo! :blackeye

http://www.gepco.com/pictures/product_pictures/assy_audio_dt12fanout.jpg

My favorite weapon for a beat-down

http://www.gepco.com/pictures/product_pictures/assy_audio_dt12fanout.jpg

My favorite weapon for a beat-down
mmmm...MIDI

Marching bass mallets work as well... :smash