I saw this in Off-Topic and thought this would be great for the E21 group.
heres the one from Off-Topic: http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=879206

so lets do that same. here are some rules:

* Post by replying to the previous post.
* Reply by using 2-8 words and no more that way the thread will stay interesting.
* You can choose to steer this thread any way you desire with your few words.
* You can post multple times in a day, just do not post back-to-back.


so i will start:

As i started my sweet e21....

it sputtered and died, so i looked under the...

tire. there was a bannana in the exhaust.

which i quickly removed and eat..

then the car starts great.

i took it for a drive

and it was realy snow

the indigestion from the banana kicked in...

and i kicked ass a bmw e46 because they are piece of sh**

and i kicked ass a bmw e46 because they are piece of sh**

the driver of the e46 became infuriated..

the driver of the e46 became infuriated..

and he drove the car over a hill and crashed it and got an e21

which promptly broke down with a problem

which promptly broke down with a problem

so he called charbel for parts

and he had many parts

He got his finger stuck in fuel filter

He got his finger stuck in fuel filter

lol so he went to the bimmerforums.com/bmw e21 for help

and read a bunch of weird threads like this.

and read a bunch of weird threads like this.
so he forgot that his finger is stuck and that he have to go to sleep because he have work at 4 am..

Finger still stuck hold beer in left hand

he began to drink and think

he began to drink and think
about how he wanna finish his bmw e21 realy bad and drive it on the street

but remembered all the things he needs to do to it first

about how he wanna finish his bmw e21 realy bad and drive it on the street

because he knew the e21 movement is ON!

So he got thinking, wtf is the...

monkey doing with the yard stick

monkey doing with the yard stick

he was looking for the bannana he hide in the muffler that 320 bimmer eat!

and thinking.... thats more then eight words.

and thinking.... thats more then eight words.

Not knowing how to count....

he said f$@k it!

And went to the supermarket to buy bananas

And went to the supermarket to buy bananas
so the monkey followed him

then stole the bananas and hid them

then stole the bananas and hid them

in the muffler of a bmw e21

in the muffler of a bmw e21

Confused he went on.

He decided to post pictures of....

his girlfriend who was...

a homicidle...

transvestite. Her surgery had...

gone horrifically wrong and...

she now looked like Jocelyn Wildenstein a.k.a cat lady.

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a99_Jocelyn.jpg

he woke to the smell of musty german plastic

he woke to the smell of musty german plastic

entangled in sweaty sheets, and complimented his superb

efforts to polish the car with bed linen

efforts to polish the car with bed linen

And was thankful he didnt fall for no
bannana in no tailpipe

And was thankful he didnt fall for no
bannana in no tailpipe

but instead fell for a pickle in the ear

and then decided to buy an e36.

little did he know Gary Coleman used to

use the backseat quite often

use the backseat quite often

and the interior would need to be steam cleaned

but then realized he cant steam clean viynal

so he said the hell with it and bought...

a euro 323 with an american carb'd v8

but the stoichiometric ratio was off so it

did a 1/4 mile in 9.890 sec

and couldn't stop

and couldn't stop

until he hit a brick wall, so he went to joe for restoration advice

he got lost and found out that he is in china lol

he got lost and found out that he is in china lol

where he bought a cheap 'made in china' turbo kit

Which melted down and destroyed the head

so he went to charbel once again

who gave him a ride in his Green turbo e21.

in exchange for someone to hand him tools

Alas Charbel punch-a-sized his face for being a...

Alas Charbel punch-a-sized his face for being a...

a Douche Bag

that spent too much time buffing his...

knife-edged crank that was...

turned at too small a diameter....

and so he was suffering from a bad case of....

crank envy.

he decided to rectify his crank envy by

he decided to rectify his crank envy by

building a 2.9L stroker instead

over the next 25 years because...

he went bankrupt when he got sued by a korean for insulting his...subaru

but wait a minute?! that subaru was really a daewoo.

but wait a minute?! that subaru was really a daewoo.

Joe didn't give a crap though due to

his thick hide from years of abuse from

his thick hide from years of abuse from

jimdemonic. who was on parole

jimdemonic. who was on parole


for having a garage full of sweet cars which were

for having a garage full of sweet cars which were
not exactly in this country legally:)

Including the yugo, which runs a

n engine from a 2 stroke postie bike.

Little did we all know

vespas are yugos in disguise.

All made in North Korea by

children in sweat shops for our enjoyment

crying as they build the ugly designs for Hyundai's

and laughing at the never ending e21 story thread

while joe watches Atlbimmerkang sit on his thumb via webcam

and jumps, yet again, at Matt's creepy signature.

Meanwhile, at the E21 Movement Headquarters, JTFormula...

finishes work on a moon laser that...

harvests the green cheese remotely

harvested by

harvested by

a moon rover designed to look like an e21

that was mixed with a wiesmann

who let dj matty mix up some tunes

who let dj matty mix up some tunes

and hold a rave on the the moon

"oh hey who's that!?" the crowd replied

Its elvis, its niel pert, no its...

Its elvis, its niel pert, no its...

DJ MATTY!

but at that moment, the russians

but at that moment, the russians
landed on the moon with a Lada moon rover

only to find charbel taking apart...

the moon rover. :shifty

the moon rover. :shifty

and using the parts to build..

and using the parts to build..

a new way home.

Meanwhile, the people of earth were screaming for...

more cowbell

cowbell? how about strippers!

cowbell? how about strippers!

all this aside..they were still screaming.

Because the strippers left my e21 compound with cash and black eyes...

leaving me and my e21 with...

limp emergency brakes

then after a new lube job, me and the e21 feel much better...

in the ass.

Until I dissovered a Banana stuck in it.

Until I dissovered a Banana stuck in it.
so i took it and eat it

boy, was it good.

boy, was it good.
till i see the bug in your signature, then i threw up..

till i see the bug in your signature, then i threw up..
After the exterminator came and sprayed the bugs, the clowns came out for our entertainment:silly

Since JTFormula can't count to 8 he got...

only 7 members of the E21 movement which...

we're ready to take on the Prius owners in..

a rousing game of car soccer.

Then Nic realized this thread sucks.

after the asian kids read the never ending e21 story

Poke'mon well become popular again.

Nic is

going to catch them all

and put them in his e21

and take them to JT's compound for strippers and clowns because I am heading up the e21 Movement and will post as many words as I please in this forum

When JT starts feeling on the stripper, she steals the e21 and leaves him their with fat chicks.

they all did gymnastics

which turned out to be midget gymnastics

and jimdemonic thinks midgets are hot so.....

joe got naked to ram them from behind

but his aim was off and he missed and hit...

nothing because

his pecker is so small :D

which ____________ liked.

Attila, however, with his huge...

wallet filled with dollar bills, he got one of the midgets to...

buy him a beer, and listen to his problems, then...

fell off the stool because she was drunk...

the midget started to cry because

the midget started to cry because


she got a booboo and then proceeded to..

leave with Attila and go back to her place...

where they watched the notebook and then

Attila hit his head on the ceiling because she lived in Yodas old hut

Attila hit his head on the ceiling because she lived in Yodas old hut

this shook the hut and knocked over a lamp, which bust into flames

causing the sex toys to melt

which shocked the firemen

which shocked the firemen

so they decided to buy an e21 and turn it into a firetruck.

They found out the E21 had OLD MAN's exhaust so...

they converted the little engine into a water pump

and the asian kids laughed from reading the never ending e21 story

that revealed that the fire truck was actually a firecar

ha ha ha

is what the evil man said in the corner

while he was huffing paint thinner

and smoking a cigarette. You don't need to be a genius to know...

that those together are a bad...

mix but no sex is the safest sex (damn too late but whatever)

Said my sex ed teacher who...

is giving me a hand job as we speak...

in pig latin, ia onnaga purtsa...then my...

ebonics dictionary couldn't decifer pig latin...

so in almost plain english he said I's is gonna spurt!

so in almost plain english he said I's is gonna spurt!

and need a towel...

but the teacher said there was no need for that because...

25-40% of men suffer from premature......

and went down town

where there just happened to be

where there just happened to be

a church. so he remember all the bad stuff he did..then

molested his neighbors ferrit, then ate some P-B-N-J causing

him to bloat far beyond physically possible until...

he saw the twogirlsonecup video and then

lost his vision and he wished that he never watch it so..

instead, after thought, he decided that It was time to deliver the tofu...

in the same cup wishing there was corn and nuts...

on his chest. so he called Tony Danza to dip his

gooch in the cup

wipe up, and then buy charbel some english composition lessons.

but that did not help him.

instead he bought a pair of num-chuckss

To attack the E30 owners.

who didn't know why, as their cars are

always confused for the better looking e21...

(The movement is on)

viva la revolution

said the Spanish e21 owners...

who were at the fiesta at bimmerfest

Getting crunk and wondering about...

cricket pizza while they drank pineapple

flavored margaritas on state street at Q's

princess palace discussing the next engine revision while the vette owners ....

are all talking about their mid life crisis...

Admiting that they made a mistake and should have bought a E21 to...

smoking cigars and taking viagra catches up to them, so as always..

we will call him Bob until he posts snatch from 3-5ft

Now, "Bob" didn't like that... So he posted more pics of girlfriend.

eating something that is

ripe and drinking moonshine while shooting up H.

just after watching Talladega nights because

it was dreadful, and felt that...

he was way better than Ricky Bobby since...

everybody knows that Ricky Bobby's car is powered by...

blind hamster sipping red bull that has vtek at:

2 million hamster wheel cycles per minute

but alas the hamster died of exhaustion.

" why! little buddy, why did u have to die?"exclaimed ricky bobby...

while stroking the furry little

midget strippers

who giggled wildly at the much needed atention

until all of a sudden something came out of their.....

ass, which brings us to two midgets, one cup

a weeping Atilla, a buch of e21's, some H and...

Jester scratching his head & wondering what to do with the super eta sittin in the garage.

so jester asked the midgets.....

"Four score and 7 years ago"...

a gerbil crawled in someone's ass

and 17.9 years later the m10 was born

only to leave it's owners with M20 envy,

later deciding that the m10 is

ready to rokk with a turbo making the m20 owners

poo in a cup, then reaching for...

their computers to look for m10s for sale so they could be like us but

no one can truly be just like us...

and besides, a turbo M20 would be WAY too much fun for

a midget

MG Midget that is...

or triumph spitfire

or a hairy midget with a Triumph Spitfire

Men?

who deliver tofu would also love

transsexual lizard kings

who in return for the finest tofu give...

themselves relentlessly while grooving to a...

loud playing 'say a little prayer for you'

in a language only they understand unless

there was less talk and more rokk

and the gypsys were standing by the fire, and the head gypsy says...

I live in a silver bucket.

of fuzzy hamburger

in the most northern region of the

moon where...

its made of cheese...

are you hungry? bring friends...

and earn your red wings

And Smoke some midgets

then dance the cha cha down in Mexico...

meanwhile your e21 is