I rear-ended a car this morning...

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out

of the car... and you know how you just get sooo stressed and everything

seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

That's when the fight started...

ROTFLOL...:lol:lol:lol

Just a little friday fun.

LOL, that just made my day!

LOL, that just made my day!

+1

Good line!

How is your car?

He was probably just GRUMPY... LoL... good one :D

he was a DWARF!

The first time I read this I didn't get it because when I saw "DWARF" I figured it was some acronym like FTWSDOOWEIJ and I just skipped over it. I'm glad it's Friday.

That one always elicits a chuckle.....no matter how many times you've heard/read it. Just the mental picture of a dwarf getting out of the car and saying "I'm not happy".....

....I laugh as I write.

jake

(I'm sorry....I apologize to all the 'little people' out there.....)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa rotflmao....

So bad, but very funny! You made me laugh after a tough week. Thanks!

As Larry the cable guy says,"Thats funny! I don't care who you are, and God bless the pigmy's in New Guenia." Ha! Here goes again!!

hahahahhahah ya totally made my day! i had to repost

fuucking awesome my friend! made my weeek like all others here! hahah

You were dopey, I assume? Just kidding man, very funny.

My history teacher is a "dwarf," and I could totally picture him walking out of his car and saying that.

We're all going to hell.

:rofl

after having BF.c withdraws that really helped lmao