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The Beastmaster
03-27-2003, 04:24 AM
On my way home from work yesterday I see this BMW coming up FAST. It was a silver 5 series Touring. I know the guy because he lives around the corner from me and he drives like an ass all the time. He seem to like picking on BMW drivers and I've had run ins with him in the past when he had a 325i Touring with some Dinan mods.

Well, he doesn't recognize my car because there are sooo many 750ils in East Honolulu. He was cutting in and out of traffic on the way home and I ended up behind him at the left turn to our street. He pulls over after making the left turn to let me pass. I keep going and park in front of his condo! He drives down the street and is driving really slow! I know he is just driving to make me think he doesn't live there, so I wait him out. I pull a U turn and park on the other side of the street in front of where he HAS to turn into his parking structure. 10 minutes later he comes home and I wave to him as he turns SLOWLY into the parking structure!:biglaughb :laugh

This must have blown his mind. I told one of my friends at BMW about this and he was ROFL. I told him the next time he sees the guy tell him I was really pissed and I'm a real psycho that usually pack a 9mm. FYI, I wasn't pissed and I don't usually carry a 9mm. I just want to mess with this guys mind. I thought about sticking a note on his car saying, "I know where you live." :eek: I also know the guys name so I'll put this on the note also. :biglaughb

Ahh, mind games. I love them!:buttrock

dave is cool
03-27-2003, 05:55 AM
hahaha, that would be awesome if you put the note on his car :biglaughb

Cruzmisl
03-27-2003, 06:35 AM
What if he was the psycho? :confused: :boobies

SilverStreak
03-27-2003, 09:26 AM
That's funny! Nice job, freakin' him out. Make him worry/think twice/flinch... :D

I had this guy tailing me one night when I was on my Harley (like back in 1996 when I lived in a large townhouse community). So I pulled over, let him go by and followed him home.

When he got out of his car in his driveway, I quickly (and loudly) pulled right up his driveway about 3 feet from him and shouted over my bike's exhaust, "Hey, don't let me catch you driving like that again, cuz now I know where you live!"

He just about crapped his pants on the spot... :evil2

The Beastmaster
03-27-2003, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by Cruzmisl
What if he was the psycho? :confused: :boobies

More psycho than me? I don't think so! Don't forget about "the look".

NickBooras
03-27-2003, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by The Beastmaster
FYI, I wasn't pissed and I don't usually carry a 9mm.

Usually? So you're saying that you sometimes do? ;)

The Beastmaster
03-28-2003, 01:26 AM
I'll plead the 5th on that one.

NickBooras
03-28-2003, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by The Beastmaster
I'll plead the 5th on that one.

:devillook