The little rat bastards are hiding pine cones in my engine bay. Had to use a screwdriver to get them out. Came home from work and the m-fker was waiting in the driveway with a pine cone in his mouth.

Can you eat squirrels?

I dont know about the eating part,maybe there are a few rednecks from alberta here with a good recipe...LOL.(I'm not originally from alberta).Before I get nasty e-mails back...lol.

At least you caught him outside the car and didn't find out while you were driving it. Burned squirrel smells nasty.