The "bf.c-hi" Photo Caption Contest Thread [Archive] - Bimmerforums

PCP JR

10-23-2007, 04:11 PM

Ok, first off, just so y'all know:

If you are the subject of a p-chop'ed photo; no hard feelings, it is all in fun.
Note: "in fun". If you p-chop someone and post their pic in the thread, don't be mean, be funny.
Remember, Team Small Weenie is out there, and their leader is watching. :DWith that out of the way, here's my contribution:

bf.c member "iwantoneofthose" posting a faster time than Cal at the recent Autocross:

http://www.charlieparsons.com/images/vtak.jpg

PCP JR

10-23-2007, 04:11 PM

Have at it, folks:

ctrl-c, ctrl-v. :D

http://www.charlieparsons.com/images/vtak2.jpg

///M3Vader4dr

10-23-2007, 04:13 PM

I rofl'd...sorry for the worthless post

The Beastmaster

10-23-2007, 06:40 PM

The Six Million Yuan Man - We can build him stronger and faster but he still can't please women without Viagra.

http://www.charlieparsons.com/images/vtak2.jpg

poser

10-24-2007, 02:53 AM

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s147/nosyajg/vtak2copy.jpg

Blitzkrieg Bob

10-24-2007, 02:57 AM

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s147/nosyajg/vtak2copy.jpg

That should be flames not smoke

Iwantoneofthose

10-24-2007, 02:58 AM

If that was for real I'd have fire coming outta my ass and not just a puff of smoke :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s147/nosyajg/vtak2copy.jpg

poser

10-24-2007, 02:58 AM

you can be the one to p-chop jeff with a flaming ass then...:D

Iwantoneofthose

10-24-2007, 03:01 AM

for the record, it's not VTAK...it's variocam :D

808Cardinal87

10-24-2007, 01:59 PM

:stickoutt

PCP JR

10-24-2007, 03:07 PM

If that was for real I'd have fire coming outta my ass and not just a puff of smoke :D

You're just lucky it ain't a riot baton... :eyecrazy

http://www.charlieparsons.com/images/vtak3.jpg

Iwantoneofthose

10-24-2007, 04:19 PM

You're just lucky it ain't a riot baton... :eyecrazy

I dare you to post it... :D

PCP JR

10-24-2007, 05:21 PM

OOOOooowwwww!!!

http://www.charlieparsons.com/images/vtak4.jpg

:devillook

:D

Iwantoneofthose

10-24-2007, 05:24 PM

dammit I mean the original one! Are you......scared? :D

PCP JR

10-24-2007, 05:26 PM

Remember, Team Small Weenie is out there, and their leader is watching. :DJus' followin' the rules since we're all friends again...

:)

Iwantoneofthose

10-24-2007, 07:35 PM

right...but

If you are the subject of a p-chop'ed photo; no hard feelings, it is all in fun.

erbillingsley

10-24-2007, 07:57 PM

This is exactly the reason I take pictures and try not to get in pictures.

PCP JR

10-24-2007, 09:08 PM

This is exactly the reason I take pictures and try not to get in pictures.

I have a feeling we'll all get our turn. :devillook

poser

10-25-2007, 03:56 AM

tonight, i got to see not one, not two, but FOUR of jeff's mistresses tonight...well, 5 if you count chad and chad's ass as separate entities...

one even got mad, cause two other mistresses were there...sorry jeff, but whatta bitch...

and to add more fuel for pat's fire...here's manwhore jr. in action- with a mistress he was macking with tonight- at wendy's no less...

jeff- telling her how big it was:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s147/nosyajg/DSC01336.jpg

and jeff ready to whip it out...

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s147/nosyajg/DSC01334.jpg

blk07cs

10-25-2007, 04:36 AM

WHAT A CHEAP DATE......:lol

WENDY'S.....:nono

poser

10-25-2007, 04:43 AM

yep- cheap and fun...she's not one of those high priced attention whores...

Iwantoneofthose

10-25-2007, 05:02 AM

no shit, the first one was a bona fide bitch tonight...don't know what got up her ass...

I was just about to bukkake her at Wendy's but she had to leave early...maybe when I get back.

frreakin' chad...knew he was taking pics but at least get better shots of me! you should post that beautiful pic of him with red pigtails

PCP JR

10-25-2007, 04:16 PM

frreakin' chad...knew he was taking pics but at least get better shots of me! you should post that beautiful pic of him with red pigtails

LOL @ "frreakin chad..." Suuure. Blame the assmeister. :D

I'm sure it was fishing stories you were entertaining the gals with, but it sure comes across as something else entirely...

http://www.charlieparsons.com/images/fam1.jpg
http://www.charlieparsons.com/images/fam2.jpg

Blitzkrieg Bob

10-25-2007, 04:24 PM

LOL @ "frreakin chad..." Suuure. Blame the assmeister. :D

I'm sure it was fishing stories you were entertaining the gals with, but it sure comes across as something else entirely...

http://www.charlieparsons.com/images/fam1.jpg
http://www.charlieparsons.com/images/fam2.jpg

You need a KDM operator's manual....

You can tell by just her posture that she's stuck in the B mode.

You gotta reach down and push that little pink button to change her into nympho mode.

The Beastmaster

10-25-2007, 05:09 PM

You need a KDM operator's manual....

You can tell by just her posture that she's stuck in the B mode.

You gotta reach down and push that little pink button to change her into nympho mode.

Looks more like FDM.

PCP JR

10-25-2007, 05:11 PM

Looks more like FDM.

Forget Dat Manang? :stickoutt

PCP JR

10-25-2007, 10:59 PM

http://www.charlieparsons.com/images/lrwater.jpg

PCP JR

10-25-2007, 11:11 PM

What I was gonna say: "Shit! Our neon underglow just shorted out. Remind me to call Cal later."

:D

Iwantoneofthose

10-26-2007, 01:10 AM

yep- cheap and fun...she's not one of those high priced attention whores...

yup...it's not how much the date costs, it's how much fun the date is. Price to fun ratio she cannot be beat.

PCP JR

10-26-2007, 03:21 AM

yup...it's not how much the date costs, it's how much fun the date is. Price to fun ratio she cannot be beat.

:offtopic

We need a Manwhore Thread... and Beasty can MAKE IT STICKY.

Wahahahaha!

:D

poser

10-26-2007, 03:23 AM

:offtopic

We need a Manwhore Thread... and Beasty can MAKE IT STICKY.

Wahahahaha!

:D

what's even funnier is bukake was a topic of discussion last night when jeff was manwhoring with the girl :D

Blitzkrieg Bob

10-26-2007, 03:28 AM

what's even funnier is bukake was a topic of discussion last night when jeff was manwhoring with the girl :D

What a noob....Bukakke is a dinner topic only when dinning on seafood, or deserts with whipped toppings

poser

10-26-2007, 03:30 AM

What a noob....Bukakke is a dinner topic only when dinning on seafood, or deserts with whipped toppings

but we were having wendy's frostys, so it was acceptable...

The Beastmaster

10-26-2007, 03:31 AM

I'm coming Lisa! Be there in a minute!

http://www.tomo-dachi.net/sccapics/solo102107-cory2/dscf1754.jpg

The Beastmaster

10-26-2007, 03:32 AM

Here I am to save the day! Ooh, my nipples are hard!

http://www.tomo-dachi.net/sccapics/solo102107-cory2/dscf1755.jpg

Blitzkrieg Bob

10-26-2007, 03:40 AM

but we were having wendy's frostys, so it was acceptable...

Glad to see the master kept him on the path

Iwantoneofthose

10-26-2007, 08:56 AM

What a noob....Bukakke is a dinner topic only when dinning on seafood, or deserts with whipped toppings

this is the new generation of manwhoring...bukkake can be a topic at any given time there's something white and creamy present, or when the ratio of guys to girls is greater than 1

Blitzkrieg Bob

10-26-2007, 01:50 PM

this is the new generation of manwhoring...bukkake can be a topic at any given time there's something white and creamy present, or when the ratio of guys to girls is greater than 1

Correct..just a matter of interpetation

Remember you can still bring the subject up under another title for more initmate one on one events as a "Pearl Necklace"

or if so bold go for the "Nakadashi" or "Creampie"

Kunu

10-26-2007, 01:57 PM

YO Cal I'm outta here, Its Flex and the lil weenie gang!!!

http://www.tomo-dachi.net/sccapics/solo102107-cory2/dscf1754.jpg[/quote]

poser

10-26-2007, 02:00 PM

pearl necklace, rusty trombone, blumpkin, dirty sanchez, donkey punch, shocker, reverse shocker, hot carl/cleveland steamer, alaskan fire dragon, etc., all subjects jeff will learn to bring up casually and eventually get the female species into trying...will come as the training gets more advanced...

dont worry bob, my school is accredited...:D

Kunu

10-26-2007, 02:04 PM

I am gonna have to google alaskan fire dragon :confused. Not sure my wife will allow me to enroll in Poser's school next semester even though its accredited.

Blitzkrieg Bob

10-26-2007, 02:11 PM

99MPower

10-26-2007, 04:35 PM

PCP JR

10-26-2007, 06:42 PM

The Beastmaster

10-26-2007, 06:50 PM

guess they have to get really creative on the ship during deployment.

"awww, we already played that game, let's come up with something different..."

Don't ask, don't tell.

99MPower

10-26-2007, 07:10 PM

we are overseas for extended amounts of time, with half way decent looking women, who want to become US citizens......

all I gotta say is... these girls will try ANYTHING.....

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Beastmaster

10-27-2007, 12:55 AM

poser

10-27-2007, 02:36 AM

forgot the:

land shark
dirty houdini (multiple variations)
strawberry shortcake/ snow cone
spiderman
eiffel towel
wagon wheel
"thee" tony danza
bull dozer
rodeo/ 8 secs
abe lincoln
chili dog
red wings
corn dog (requires you to be on the beach)
walrus (also the alaskan fire dragon)
alabama hot pocket
birmingham booty call
angry pirate
cincinatti bow tie
glass bottom boat
danny glover
jona and the whale

lotta lingo for someone who doesnt know "kiting"...:D

we are overseas for extended amounts of time, with half way decent looking women, who want to become US citizens......

all I gotta say is... these girls will try ANYTHING.....

while manwhores dont discriminate- we do have standards...i only go for good looking wimmen, and leave the "half way decent looking women" for others...

Including sex change operations to become girls. :evil2

:lol:lol:lol

PCP JR

10-27-2007, 02:38 AM

Including sex change operations to become girls. :evil2

"Hey "girls", DDG-60 is back in town, let's go pick up some guys..."

http://www.thekoratpost.com/Images/amydaringdress.jpg

The Beastmaster

10-27-2007, 02:44 AM

"Hey "girls", DDG-60 is back in town, let's go meet Cal and the guys."

http://www.thekoratpost.com/Images/amydaringdress.jpg

Fixed.

Blitzkrieg Bob

10-27-2007, 02:59 AM

Aaahh! Transformers!
http://www.thekoratpost.com/Images/amydaringdress.jpg

poser

10-27-2007, 12:31 PM

damn jeff- those manwhoring lessons must be paying off since the two female photographers kept getting shots of you...

i found more pics here:
http://www.tomo-dachi.net/sccapics/solo102107-jon8/index24.html

here's two that have chop potential...

http://www.tomo-dachi.net/sccapics/solo102107-jon8/dsc_6693.jpg
http://www.tomo-dachi.net/sccapics/solo102107-jon8/dsc_6695.jpg

kaliimc

10-27-2007, 01:13 PM