A friend passed on this funny little story to me and I thought I would share it with my fellow posters.

A lady walked into a BMW dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped her.

Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price!"

:)

Lol.

That's a good one!

Is it a true story?

Funny, I like it.

yes it's a true story, it happend to my friend's cousin's mom's friend's sister.

Hahahahaa..

Funny, I like it.

yes it's a true story, it happend to my friend's cousin's mom's friend's sister.
You know her too? ;)

LOL I'm printing this and framing it.

lol funny

Funny, I like it.

yes it's a true story, it happend to my friend's cousin's mom's friend's sister.

You know her too? ;)


Hello "mryakan":

Hell I dated her in graduate school. Or was it her neighbor's friend's uncle's doctor's acquaintance forth removed who knew the kid's guinea pig?

(Don't even ask what the women looked like in the graduate Physics department!)

Hello "mryakan":

Hell I dated her in graduate school. Or was it her neighbor's friend's uncle's doctor's acquaintance forth removed who knew the kid's guinea pig?

(Don't even ask what the women looked like in the graduate Physics department!)
I bet better than the Computer Engineering dept. No offense to any Comp Eng. females on this forum (doubtful), but you had to check ID to verify the gender of the few females there. Thank the Lord for the Arts Dept ;).