I am going on a date with an SMU girl, never have before...what do you all think of SMU girls?

i would assume that they are pretty smart, but some of them might still know how to have fun.. then again, i don't know shit.

1. pack some blow

2. prepare to make conversation with yourself

Worse comes to worst, just slip some xanex in her drink and take her to your place...shell most likely be used to this kind of treatment anyway.

very hot and most are reallyyy nice so i think you'll have fun

GL

1. pack some blow

2. prepare to make conversation with yourself

Worse comes to worst, just slip some xanex in her drink and take her to your place...shell most likely be used to this kind of treatment anyway.

well hell, we do agree on something.

If you pick her up in a 99 BMW it'll be a short date.


SMU girls are like an out of warranty M6:
- They look great cleaned up
- Expensive to maintain
- God knows who's driven it...and how hard
- Require 93 Octain...and by that I mean blow
- Come from a proud heritage but just will never be #1 in class

let me try it, I'll let you know who it goes

well hell, we do agree on something.

If you pick her up in a 99 BMW it'll be a short date.


SMU girls are like an out of warranty M6:
- They look great cleaned up
- Expensive to maintain
- God knows who's driven it...and how hard
- Require 93 Octain...and by that I mean blow
- Come from a proud heritage but just will never be #1 in class

LOL nice analogy mark :lol3

What's the difference between an SMU sorority b:tch and a bowling ball?





You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

I like the old M6 comparison. So true.

To quote an old song: "You ain't never gonna get your wish, with an SMU sorority b:itch"

Mark said it best.

well hell, we do agree on something.

If you pick her up in a 99 BMW it'll be a short date.


SMU girls are like an out of warranty M6:
- They look great cleaned up
- Expensive to maintain
- God knows who's driven it...and how hard
- Require 93 Octain...and by that I mean blow
- Come from a proud heritage but just will never be #1 in class


:rofl

True story.

didn't they find one in a porta-john somewhere, dead of an o/d around waco?

caution: these stereotypes are specifically for sorority girls (~60% of sorority girls), otherwise they're pretty umm normal but in an eclectic way


Now here's the rundown on sorority girls

1. Freshmen-Frat sluts *Prime*
2. Sophomores-cocky stuck up, been through all frats...literally
3. Jr.s mix between 1&2 + a small realization that sororities aren't all its cracked out to be and slight feel of whoriness
4. Sr. easy but a not at their prime, *see freshmen

I use to bang a chick who went to SMU. She was really cool and down to earth but then again she was not a sorority girl! Meet her at a little bar I think it was called Milo Butterfinger or something like that. Man those were fun days!!:eyebrows

Wow. Interesting opinions here. :rolleyes

Wow. Interesting opinions here. :rolleyes

you know the drill...if she'll blow you she's a whore and and if not she's a bitch. rinse. repeat.

you know the drill...if she'll blow you she's a whore and and if not she's a bitch. rinse. repeat.

Sad but true. I blame MTV.

Nah, I actually blame people themselves for thinking that it's not only OK but that it's normal to ask questions that group mass quantities of people of a certain gender together because they MUST all be the same!

Sad but true. I blame MTV.

Nah, I actually blame people themselves for thinking that it's not only OK but that it's normal to ask questions that group mass quantities of people of a certain gender together because they MUST all be the same!

Every on here deep down would love to date a SMU or SMU type girl. 98% (yes, YOU kind reader are in the 2%!) never have a shot. So, thus, they are bitches.

Hey, I was a frat daddy fro 3 years...not all of us are BMW driving hair gel wearing drunk assholes. Wait a sec...

meh the stereotypical thing about SMU girls is what it is. I've met and seen alot. It's a hit or miss. Some of them are real some of them are fake.
It also depends if shes a grad or undergrad... that also make a huge difference... usually.

meh the stereotypical thing about SMU girls is what it is. I've met and seen alot. It's a hit or miss. Some of them are real some of them are fake.
It also depends if shes a grad or undergrad... that also make a huge difference... usually.

no joke...watch out for any girls that could major in something that could potentially lead to career in HR. Firecrackers all around!

no joke...watch out for any girls that could major in something that could potentially lead to career in HR. Firecrackers all around!

those are the loose canons of the world.

SMU girls are EASY! I have pulled countless ones out of the bars on Mckinney and uptown. Just treat them as an equal or like just one of the guys and the will come back every time. Don't make too much out of it.

OK, Jeff, go ahead, I'm waiting.

Come On Down To Richland Biotch

I probably should have clarified that she's actually an alum '07, but to hear her talk you would think she's still at SMU, but to hear me talk you would think I still go to ND...

you mean she didn't get her Mrs. degree......uh oh

you mean she didn't get her Mrs. degree......uh oh

yeah, that's a bad sign.

She majored in communications.

Sad but true. I blame MTV.

Nah, I actually blame people themselves for thinking that it's not only OK but that it's normal to ask questions that group mass quantities of people of a certain gender together because they MUST all be the same!

I was in your building yesterday. I thought about stalking you.......but I was busy.

sounds like fun

I was in your building yesterday. I thought about stalking you.......but I was busy.

I'd been in FL since Thursday so your stalking would have all been for not anyways. I came back this morning to the horrifically cold conditions here in lovely DFW. HR is about to go apeshit on Mother Nature!

How did the meeting go? Any fun results?

I'd been in FL since Thursday so your stalking would have all been for not anyways. I came back this morning to the horrifically cold conditions here in lovely DFW. HR is about to go apeshit on Mother Nature!

How did the meeting go? Any fun results?

It was with "the planet" I already do work for them, I'm scheduled to meet the head guy of the maint dept of Infomart on Wednesday at 8AM.

You want any breakfast Wed?

You want any breakfast Wed?

Sure. Chick Fil A bis-quite, coffee...

Nah, you can just feed Mark on my behalf since he's already put his order in :stickoutt Come say hi though if you have a chance!

Nah, you can just feed Mark on my behalf since he's already put his order in :stickoutt Come say hi though if you have a chance!

I'll try. You're not going to ignore me again are you.........:alright

Ask mark what i brought him for poker night.

Mark, what did Jeff bring you for poker night?

Beer and a pumpkin.





Jackasses

hhahahaha

ill post pics in a minute of what jeff brought

this man brought mark
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/Ridgefootball80/cid_226.jpg

a "fun size" bag of these
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/Ridgefootball80/cid_605.jpg

oh shit i forgot about the baby ruths. the "black and milds" at slip inn made me really hungry and i ate them!

aaahhhahahhahahahahaaaahahhaaaaaahahahahaaaaaa!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

oh shit i forgot about the baby ruths. the "black and milds" at slip inn made me really hungry and i ate them!

true.

I'm glad we didn't get jumped.

Aftermath...

We've had four dates since. But she knows nothing about cars, and she insists on wearing 3" heels, she's 5'5" (I'm 5'7") and it makes her too tall.

It's working out though...

Well God forbid after a handful of dates that she doesn't plan her wardrobe around your height! :stickoutt

just stay away from the tall pretty smu girls. TROUBLE

:needpics

Waspy looking blond, but she's Catholic.