Someone in my apartment complex knocked a quarter size chunk of paint off my car with their door. Right below the rear window. No note, of course. why would anyone ever be honest about a large amount of damage. So, I'm going to go around looking for charcoal metallic paint on doors. I have an idea of who it is - guy who drives a big ugly lifted f-150 that hasn't been able to park in one spot yet this year. He thinks he's some sort of hard-ass so he double parks and walks like he's the king of the world. Any suggestions on returning the favor?

Sand/Sugar in the Gastank? Egg in the Gas Tank? Bottle of Coke to his paint? Pennies in his gas tank... (Real ugly one, SO ANNOYING) or if you want to piss him off, freeze a ping pong ball, (so it deflates without cracking) and put that in his gas tank. Every time he gets up to high way speeds, the car will stall out(If it is a American car with an external fuel pump), and he will NEVER figure out why.

Only saying, because i have Seen/Fixed all of these.

Sorry, i hate to here that, but if you really hate the guy, Redimix in the gastank will do the job.

Brake fluid in a super soaker has always been my friend.

That is a sure fire way to ruin someones day/paint job.

Wow, a brake fluid SuperSoaker over a paint chip that was probably caused by the passenger of whatever vehicle did it (judging by the location) is pretty serious retaliation... Not that I haven't wanted to kick the guy in the assigned parking spot next to me at work after 2 door dings. They weren't as bad though.

Well automotive retaliation is pretty low, so I wouldn't do a thing. I had a buddy who got all 4 of his tires slashed by a neighbor. We sat around stewing about things to do to get back, but in the end decided it wasn't worth it. But it is funny to talk about the worst possible things to do, so here are a few that we came up with:

-drain his diff. He'll drive for days before he wonders why it's whining, and by the time he gets it looked at it will be toast. Maybe if you're lucky it will grenade and lock up at high speed.

-drain his oil.

-Install dog turds on the exhaust manifolds

-Urinate in the heater inlet ducts

-if it has IFS, cut the front half shaft boots and pack with sand.

-Use a straight pin to punch a pin hole in each sidewall.

install dog turds




:rofl

Well you live in Houston so I'm assuming it gets warm. Any chance super-douche leaves his window cracked? Here's how we roll in Arizona:

Supplies:
X bottle of barbasol (shaving cream... the old school stuff).
1 Freezer
1 hack saw.
1 ruler

Process:
1) Freeze Barbasol over night... very important you get it as cold as possible.
2) Visit victims vehicle and measure the gap between the window and frame
3) Remove Barbasol and cut the top off with the hacksaw. It will not expand... but you must work rapidly.
4) Cut the barbasol into slices that will fit in the gap that you measured. You can cut more than one can if you like.
5) Slip slices into vehicle through the slot. Watch foam expand in the victims vehicle until it is full (depending on number of cans).
6) Watch from a nearby window to see the look of disbelief.

The good news is that it really doesn't RUIN anything. Just gives it a "just shaven smell".

I'd hate to see the inventiveness that would go into torturing this thug if he were actually caught by you guys. :)

the oil after frying fish on paint destroys it in no time

or put flour on/in his heater vents a lot of it and it will blow flour at him everytime he turns the fans on for the rest of its life. Try to sell a car and when the ac is turned on flour gets blown at you.

double post, mod please delete

A lifted f150... must be hung like a field mouse!

Even if he didn't ding your door I would do this just for his attitude... You need two large potatoes and a length of broom handle. You shove the potatoes up his his exhaust until they can go no further then clean up the evidence so he can't see anything unusual. We all know an engine is just an air pump... if no air can get out then no air can get in=no start at all! It does no permanent damage and it's very hard to figure out.

ken

Yeah, they did that potato trick on a Colombo episode .
A lifted f150... must be hung like a field mouse!

Even if he didn't ding your door I would do this just for his attitude... You need two large potatoes and a length of broom handle. You shove the potatoes up his his exhaust until they can go no further then clean up the evidence so he can't see anything unusual. We all know an engine is just an air pump... if no air can get out then no air can get in=no start at all! It does no permanent damage and it's very hard to figure out.

ken

heh, they also did it on mythbusters, though they didn't shove it till it bottoms out with a broom handle. It didn't work just in the tip.

A lifted f150... must be hung like a field mouse!
ken

If that's true then judging by the sheer number of lifted F-150s Texas must be the smallest state in the union!

spray brake fluid on the paint

use a paint ball gun

puncture his tires

etc..

get back at him

i hate people that do shit to euro cars because they get jealous

fire crackers on the exhaust manifolds....

Stab him in the face

Stab him in the face

With a soldering iron!!!!

(joe dirt haha)

Stab him in the face.
Lol, they are trying to hit his car dude. Not his face, that's a crime nigguh.

:stickoutt

Find the paint on his door that corresponds with the chip in your door. Explain to him what happened, and politely ask him for his insurance information. If he's a jerk about it, remove all of his wheel weights, put zip ties around his axles, crawl underneath the car and cut his drive belts (but not all the way through...just enough that they'll break in a few thousand miles), pour some oil and/or coolant under the truck where he parks so he thinks he has a leak, etc. Do everything one at a time, drag it out.

Lol, they are trying to hit his car dude. Not his face, that's a crime nigguh.

:stickoutt

Err... vandalizing a car in retaliation is a crime as well.

Not a vandal or a fan of crime -but I've found this works in similar situtions. If that overblown farmer bucket has been raised then he's probably got horrendously expensive deep lug tires. A common body bolt wedged between the pavement and tire in the tread will puncture that puppy without immediatley deflating the tire. This develops into either a rip or a hole too large to repair. Placing the bolt does not usually create enough motion to set vehicle alarm off. Body bolts are everywhere - so he will probably just assume he picked it up elsewhere. When the second or third tire starts to go though.......

A lifted f150... must be hung like a field mouse!


looked at his "truck" yesterday - it's an STX. That means, V6, 2wd, open diff. And he spent 3 grand lifting it. He must have been castrated.

looked at his "truck" yesterday - it's an STX. That means, V6, 2wd, open diff. And he spent 3 grand lifting it. He must have been castrated.

:rofl

What type of evaporated loser shmag lifts a 2WD. Oh the type that lives in your building and wreaks havoc on decent vehicles with a s**tmobile.looked at his "truck" yesterday - it's an STX. That means, V6, 2wd, open diff. And he spent 3 grand lifting it. He must have been castrated.

Just reading the first page you guys are evil. Didn't you guys get enough love from your mom & dad!

do the shaving cream thing first, and video tape that biatch, than pm the video to us

than the rest, supersoaker sounds good, and golf ball ahahhahahahah

shaving cream sounds like a deal. I'll set up a camera and post the vid next week.