Alright Eric. I know your facebook friends with her so man up and post some pics of her. Just post some facebook pics at the very least.

Seconded!

hahaha

i just didnt think facebook pics are what bf.c is after. the pics that you guys deserve include no face or just the back of her head:devillook

where The Fuck Are Some Pictures Of This Broad?!?!

Who?

Who?

It's a long, long story Artic...

This thread sucks.

Hahahah Epic move Nick.

....well what do we have here...

watch out for dem teeefs, Eric :naughty

That jammy tart, she piss easy? You'll be off your head if you ain't gonna plug your sodding wick in her gob ...or'll you be gettin yer oats instead? :naughty

Not this crap again...

Bloody wankers. If me Eric don't start wanking me Kellyn there's gunna be some wanking alone.

Typing with an accent Voted: Ghey.

Bloody wankers. If me Eric don't start wanking me Kellyn there's gunna be some wanking alone.

Doncha know, ya can't just go around givin' a wank to some moistened bint. It just don't work like that. Sure, go ahead and give yerself a good toss, but bloody hell you'd best be givin her the two up the fanny else what she's packin underneath is all sixes and sevens. :eyecrazy









translation for the resident american meathead:

You can't go and jerk off a whore. It doesn't work like that. Sure, spank your own monkey, but shit, you'd better be giving her two digits in the meat sleeves, else you've got some sort of tranny situation.

good show blurr good show

meathead


Mhmm I wonder who that is?

Typing with an accent Voted: Ghey.

Seconded. The motion passes. Typing with an accent is officially ghey. Now knock it off before 'zee Germans' get here. :shifty

Seconded. The motion passes. Typing with an accent is officially ghey. Now knock it off before 'zee Germans' get here. :shifty

Ze Germans are never going to let me in their country after what I've put that company over there through...and it's still going, 3.5 days deep now.

Seconded. The motion passes. Typing with an accent is officially ghey. Now knock it off before 'zee Germans' get here. :shifty


Line Lock veto, biiiiatch.

:rofl2 :rofl2 at the NE Crew - can I stay an honorary member even after my departure in October??

:rofl2 :rofl2 at the NE Crew - can I stay an honorary member even after my departure in October??

Um yea, if you post some pics...

hahaha

Um yea, if you post some pics...

hahaha

:deadhorse:


I'm teaching you all the virtue's of patience.

:deadhorse:


I'm teaching you all the virtue's of patience.

DUDE. with how long we're waiting for these pics, they better be some sweet camera work on the end of a long probe....

DUDE. with how long we're waiting for these pics, they better be some sweet camera work on the end of a long probe....

:lol They better be Bsaint-style edited too. LOL

:lol

Can't help it mang, haven't seen her since the other night - and I didn't wanna get anything chewed off. Next time I get her into the dungeon (aka basement movie theater of love) it's on like fly's on shit

k im gonna go sniff spray paint for the next few hours in the garage while painting my calipers

Just post some facebook pics at the very least.

.

Line Lock veto, biiiiatch.

Matthew G Spilner. Sounds like a serial killer. Is that what you are? Don't come around here again.

Matthew G Spilner. Sounds like a serial killer. Is that what you are? Don't come around here again.

I heard he spent 2 years in juvi for boosting cars...

This is absurd 90% of girls facebook profiles have pictures of them in a bikini, Eric stop being a bitch and post it.

edit-You know what don't even bother, your incessant delay of this can only lead us to believe she has a penis.

don't make me friend her!!! :devillook

This is absurd 90% of girls facebook profiles have pictures of them in a bikini, Eric stop being a bitch and post it.

edit-You know what don't even bother, your incessant delay of this can only lead us to believe she has a penis.

don't make me friend her!!! :devillook

:rofl

How many times do I have to say it guys, I feel that you guys deserve "for your eyes only" pics...not the ghey facebook pics. And these my friends, will take time.

PS. Me drinking on a wednesday afternoon while painting my calipers rocccks

Oh, and she is a little to "gummy" for my tastes - I tell her not to smile.

Oh, and she is a little to "gummy" for my tastes - I tell her not to smile.

What if she smiles like a doughnut?

Oh, and she is a little to "gummy" for my tastes - I tell her not to smile.

HAHAHAH.

What if she smiles like a doughnut?

That is acceptable behavior.

Fair enough at least we're all on the same page.

:bj

Whats her fucking name, I will friend her. JEEBUS.

Whats her fucking name, I will friend her. JEEBUS.

Just look on Erics profile...

fucking impatient stalkers.

if anyone does friend her, look at her friends in her pics - they are HIDEOUS hahahaha

Augy, just search Hellen with a K on facebook - youll find her.

Corey - we hooked up, and it was amaaaazing.;)

Corey - we hooked up, and it was amaaaazing.;)

LOL you had to write that didn't you.

LOL you had to write that didn't you.

facebook made me :D

fucking impatient stalkers.

if anyone does friend her, look at her friends in her pics - they are HIDEOUS hahahaha

Augy, just search Hellen with a K on facebook - youll find her.

Corey - we hooked up, and it was amaaaazing.;)

Theres over 500 hellen with a k's

Theres over 500 hellen with a k's

i bet theyree alllll sluuuuts:redspot

is it kellen affleck?

lol i have no clue what her last name is - id have to check

did you phuck her yet? b/c if not you have to do it before you find out her last name. Then you are free of all obligations and can make her just another victim without any though of moral feelingbaddingness

Her last name begins with a C and ends in an O and contains the letters ordeir inbetween...

did you phuck her yet? b/c if not you have to do it before you find out her last name. Then you are free of all obligations and can make her just another victim without any though of moral feelingbaddingness

Dudeee - i have no morals...

I'll be 800 miles away in 2 months, this is the beauty of my jobbs

Oh, and she is a little to "gummy" for my tastes - I tell her not to smile.

She does look a little gummy, is that a receding hairline too?..or just a huge target zone

She does look a little gummy, is that a receding hairline too?..or just a huge target zone

I told ya - hahah, no she just cut her hair shoulder length fro some reason.

it's whatevr, skinny waist and big tits ftw

it's whatevr, skinny waist and big tits ftw

I guess that's why god made them all pink on the inside, so you could overlook the small things.

Kellen cordeiro I believe and shes smiling in her pic:devillook

Kellen cordeiro I believe and shes smiling in her pic:devillook

Kellyn Cordeiro. Got it and friend request sent. Thanks

what a stupid fuckin first namme god i hate her

Phuk her before you hate her!

what a stupid fuckin first namme god i hate her

Drunk!

macornini and cheseze the blue book bluues

macornini and cheseze the blue book bluues

That ish is money, I haven't had it in years.:(

macornini and cheseze the blue book bluues

It's one of the forgotten childhood fav's like welfamburger helper

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/emcbane/0822072025.jpg


be jjeuaslous you bitchesss

Beer and blue box mac and cheese. I love you Eric, you complete New England.

Beer and blue box mac and cheese. I love you Eric, you complete New England.

i need to leave a legacy before i go up and leacve for north caorolina

Shit man, you better get started. haha

ouch :(

This thread is too long to be unexplained :P
Something happen at the meet I failed to attend?

Arctic, so much happened. We ate bigger burgers than you can imagine, my team domintaed in wiffle ball, park ranger hotties kept circling us, and you broke a young mans heart....I hope you're happy.

Lol still no thread explaination :P

Thread Cliff Notes: McBlur's got a girlfriend and he can't seal the deal....or post a pic of her.

Thread Cliff Notes: McBlur's got a girlfriend and he can't seal the deal....or post a pic of her.

girlfriend??? puhlesse nuncka - im waay smarter than thtat

Lol still no thread explaination :P

Artic...all's you should know is that I'm tall, dark, and handsome :eyebrows


:D

girlfriend??? puhlesse nuncka - im waay smarter than thtat

hahhhhahhahah :devillook

Artic...all's you should know is that I'm tall, dark, and handsome :eyebrows


:D


Oh man, this is good stuff.:wiggle

:eatpop:

:eatpop:

she wants me fred, she wants me

Definitely suscribed. Can't wait to see this in the morning. :rofl2

ill be here all night

:eatpop:+1

Arctic has two Cs in it.

Arctic has two Cs in it.

im sorrry - i cant spell right now. i hope i dont offend you

Arctic has two Cs in it.

Does it really have two Cs?...:eek:

I am thoroughly offended.

I am thoroughly offended.

ohhh noezz.. what can i do to make it up to oyuu??:rryum

Wow I just came to realize that Eric and Augy run this forum in NE lol....


Can someone make me a sig with my car? pertttyyyy pleeeaaaassee I will bring a football to the next meet!

^^^^^^
The sig you have now is awesome, why would you want a new one?:help:stickoutt

Wow I just came to realize that Eric and Augy run this forum in NE lol....


Can someone make me a sig with my car? pertttyyyy pleeeaaaassee I will bring a football to the next meet!

nonno augy runs it. infact, vote for augy to mod NE!

^^^^^^
The sig you have now is awesome, why would you want a new one?:help:stickoutt

cause its too big and will the ban sitck you dumby

Augy for NE Forum Mod!!!! Possibly for President Elect 2008 too while we are at it!

Does it really have two Cs?...:eek:
thats a good size

Arctic has two Cs in it.

IMO, two Bs.



(slightly buzzed)

IMO, two Bs.



(slightly buzzed)

Arbtib 330i???

thats not hot at all

what a stupid fuckin first namme god i hate her


:rofl :lol:lol3:rofl::astromile:rofl :lol:lol3:rofl::astromile:rofl :lol:lol3:rofl::astromile

Eric, that's freaggin' the funniest thing I have read in months. Consdering it's about a broad you're keeping around for sexietyme makes it even better. That said...go for the donkey punch, that'll teach her to have a stupid name :nutz:

Wow I just came to realize that Eric and Augy run this forum in NE lol....


Can someone make me a sig with my car? pertttyyyy pleeeaaaassee I will bring a football to the next meet!

send me some pics, I'll make one. nikkilucille@gmail.com

Oh hi. :rofl2

ouuch. goood morning guys, and lady

ouuch. goood morning guys, and lady


How you doing? :naughty

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r28/foff1bucket/kelen3.jpg

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r28/foff1bucket/kelen4-1.jpg
Friend Reqest Accepted, so here are some pics.

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r28/foff1bucket/kelen1.jpg

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r28/foff1bucket/kelen6.jpg

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r28/foff1bucket/kelen2.jpg

hahahaha crazy stalker. :rofl2

...i didnt lie about the gumminess, it bothers me - i havent talked to her in a couple days, she's officially a head case, as are all girls after feeling like a slutbag

not even any good shots of her tits in those tho

the one of her in the 1 piece bathing suit is my FAV! 1 piece suits are HOT!!

the one of her in the 1 piece bathing suit is my FAV! 1 piece suits are HOT!!

yea dude wtf is that - that pic must be old. that must be one of them tittie fabric hanger bathing suits from the 90's for the fatties

lol I think that's supposed to be one of those "tankinis" eric, like a tank top and bikini bottoms...I hope for her sake it's not truly a one-piece lmao

lol I think that's supposed to be one of those "tankinis" eric, like a tank top and bikini bottoms...I hope for her sake it's not truly a one-piece lmao

:rofl2 - what liz, you don't like my description of it?? :stickoutt

haha just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt...your description made visualization very easy lol

haha just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt...your description made visualization very easy lol

I'm here to please, Liz - just here to please:D

"tankini" is a great word - however, I would strongly discourage any female with a half decent body to ever, ever attempt to wear one.

so, hey, what do ya say, nice tankini baby :naughty

lmao I'm just going to go with an x2 on that entire statement

Get a room you two. As long as it's not in my apartment. :shifty

lmao I'm just going to go with an x2 on that entire statement

the entire statement??;)

:stickoutt

Get a room you two. As long as it's not in my apartment. :shifty

bu bu buttttt :(

PMPN DELIVERS!!!!!!!!1111111111

I think if a chick is sufficiently hot enough, she can wear pretty much whatever the fuck she wants, tankini or not. Not feeling that floral print though. :D

large gums + apparently NO TITS + NO ASS SHOTS= life failure for Eric and thread failure for us. Fuck you Eric for dragging us through days of useless bullshit.


Thank you Mr. X5 for doing what I had intended and friending her. I am now going to do that and send her this thread.


/Corey

::checks to see how much liquor he has at home::

don't you dare corey

I want in. :shifty

don't hate on floral prints just cause of that one tankini fred...they can be pretty hot too :D

don't you dare corey

What?!? Don't I dare what?

send her this thread! thats way too mean lol

I'm closing down the shop and going to play 9 holes before dark - will be back later with sufficiencies

- temporarily checking out

ps. you sending her this thread = :rolf2 but also equals :bj in my food....not good :rofl

LULZ!!!!!!! How about we leave some stuff to the imagination, eh? I mean, what if we were subjected to some ghetto lower back tattoo? We'd have ammunition for WEEKS! WEEKS son.

don't hate on floral prints just cause of that one tankini fred...they can be pretty hot too :D
ya, I was just pointing out that this particular print was rather uninspiring :D [/gey]

LULZ!!!!!!! How about we leave some stuff to the imagination, eh? I mean, what if we were subjected to some ghetto lower back tattoo? We'd have ammunition for WEEKS! WEEKS son.


ya, I was just pointing out that this particular print was rather uninspiring :D [/gey]

Dude those pics already give us ammunition for weeks. Who are we kidding here.


Eric, as your friend I'm going to be straight with you. You can do better. When you waste your time on easy shit, you end up too tired when something of use comes along.

/Thread

Dude those pics already give us ammunition for weeks. Who are we kidding here.


Eric, as your friend I'm going to be straight with you. You can do better. When you waste your time on easy shit, you end up too tired when something of use comes along.

/Thread

*no womenz allowed to read below* k?

Corey - much much appreciated. In my defense (and kinda hers I suppose), her tits are very nice...I will try, per bf.c ne ot etiquette, to prove such claim, but there just cannot be any promises.

Also, I could never ever date this girl - keep in mind gents, I'm a state hopper, and sometimes the easy ones, well, are just fucking easy... Although a clique, this girl is cuter than images do justice, and frankly, I don't have the time/money/energy to go find the single classy hoes that when they learn about my travels, have a change of opinion about me. I guess they sorta figure out what I'm looking for.:stickoutt

All in all, this is an excuse for me just being a lazy, cheap ass SOB picking up wait staff at the country clubs which I work - this current club being most disappointing in the past 3 years.


in other news - I just got back from a ride in Jason's Turbo - I busted my pants several times. Trying to upload sound clips now

kthxbye

Eric, you are very welcome. There's a simple solution to your travel problems. LIE.

PMPN DELIVERS!!!!!!!!1111111111

Of course I do, do you think I get picked last at wiff because I want too, NO because I have no other chioce...thanks for making me feel this _ big!
Christ! God damn mongorians try to break down my shitty wall.

send her this thread! thats way too mean lol

You should send her this post, although then I would probably losoe friend privlages, hence loose all future priv's to future pics.


Also, I could never ever date this girl - keep in mind gents, I'm a state hopper, and sometimes the easy ones, well, are just fucking easy...
kthxbye

Now you should deff. send her this post!

There's a simple solution to your travel problems. LIE.

+2

Eric, you are very welcome. There's a simple solution to your travel problems. LIE.

noted.:D


hey, how's the 'project' coming - send me a pm or something

Whoa, shes bunk. :rofl2