or should that be slocus considering my little M43 makes a whopping 115hp to the wheels or so i read on teh intraweb. guessing it was either a 1.4 or a 1.6 with a crap driver.

story goes... went into the local carpark hangout, talking to friends, everyone goes out for a lap. i put the tail out coming out of said carpark (as you do lol) and after im out on the road i notice this dude in this focus pacing me.. i normally drive easy with the 318 because its dead compared to the 325 i had and a few other previous cars.. anyway hes pacing me so i figure why not. i egg him on and when we get to a 2 lane stretch i stay on the inner lane and sit at 30 in 2nd waiting for him to take the bait. he does, pulls out and floors it, i let him get about level with my back bumper before i nail it (i like letting people think they will get past me lol) by the time hes side by side ive made up the difference in speed and start walking into 3rd and continue walking. i run a little deep into a roundabout and scrub off the excess speed riding the brakes and heel toe-ing down to 2nd. end of story.. he ws too far back to bother coming round the roundabout and back up the road the other direction lol

reminded me of the old days when i first got my license and raced the little slow POS i had at the time... the type of car you throw yourself back and forth i nthe seat to try and make go faster lmao

"the type of car you throw yourself back and forth i nthe seat to try and make go faster lmao"

hahahahahaah :D :D

Excellent Kill Would Read Again A++++++++++++++

Excellent Kill Would Read Again A++++++++++++++

WTF is this, ebay? :shifty

interesting

Excellent Kill Would Read Again A++++++++++++++

Did a 318i owner just get props from an M3 owner? That doesn't happen that often. lol.
Good kill, very believable.

WTF is this, ebay? :shifty
:lol

reminds me of when I got my first car and license (year ago)... then got pulled over twice and had my license suspended for 60 days yesterday:D

nice kill. I killed a 07 focus in my 91 318is. they are really that slow. I will vouch for you on that one. :D

haha thanks for the props lol

vader im also on teckeast ;)

if i have a chance to run other slow ass cars and i have a buddy with me ill get him to video it on the phone for a laugh lol tho my best kill ever has to be some random muppet that tried to race my old 325i in a 1.2, 3 cylinder, 45hp vauxhall corsa. it was hilarious. he couldnt even spin the wheels in the wet behind me at the lights we were at. i let him get right up on my back bumper then gunned it and left him sitting while i fishtailed off down the road like he had stopped and parked the car haha

theres no shortage of seriously lethargic cars here in the UK/Ireland. loads of little 1.0, 1.2, etc.. shitboxes and loads of other slow cars. put it this way.. a 318i such as mine would actually take alot of the cars i see on the road here lol

nice kill

gotta try that circle kill vader mentioned in another post next time in on a 3 lane road lol

reminded me of the old days when i first got my license and raced the little slow POS i had at the time... the type of car you throw yourself back and forth i nthe seat to try and make go faster lmao


haha! i remember doing that! my very first car was a 1982 Honda Civic that i got for $125 at an auction...

Its funny, this reminds me of when my roommates cousin told me he was buying a sports car...I was thinking, "cool, something to go out and have some fun in!" ( I drive a truck). When I asked him what he was getting he said "A focus ZX3!"

It just amazes me what people classify as sports cars, or what they really think are fast cars!

wow.. 318i's posting actual kills... ban?

Ya the ford focus has absolutly no balls at all I had to drive one at work the other day.

so, a 318 can kick the back end out pullin out of a parking lot? haha j/k man. Nice kill, i remember when i had a Civic, 1.5 liters of poop with a fart can, white wheels and lowered, car was navy blue, looked really nice. I was goin up to my buddy's house and saw a guy in a z06 lol, pulled up next to him and revved, he just smiled and took off like a bat out of hell, then gave me a thumbs up when he let me catch up to him, then sped off again ahah