Less then a mile from my house is a traffic light where i make a left on to a 4 lane hwy. All week i have been out of sink with this light and as i roll up to it it turns red (this is one of those very very long lights) i tried leaving earlier didnt work, later didnt work. so today i choose to speed through it (take no prisoners style) so the DSC was off grabbed 2nd gear and kicked it out all the way through the light just as it turned yellow. YES I MADE IT!

only thing was today cobb county had a speed trap set up to the right of the intersection so they heard me go through the light and probably cought the smoke from the tires. as i crest the next hill cobb county has someone pulled over. . .and right away i know what i just did. they always set their speed trap up with one cop on the right of the intersection and the other one would chase people down and pull them over further down the road. . .so when i saw this car pulled over i knew that there must be a cop behind me somewhere.

::looks in mirror:: Damn it! he is already pulling up behind me :( 2 miles go by with him about 4 feet off my bumper, so i speed up to 50 (speed limit 45) showing that i am not worried about the cop being there. `THEN he speeds up too, and once again is 4 feet off my rear bumper.

::blue lights:: me and 3 other people pull off the road (i guess the people in front of me were speeding and thought that they got busted too) Mr. Ryan was the officers name (very nice guy i might add) walked up to the car ( i had the top down) asked if i was following the people in front of me and i said no. . .he started to laugh and told them to go on.

::at this point im thinking wreckless driving speeding and what ever else:: after we get done with our plesentries and what not he simply says that the tinted cover on my license plate is not legal :nono and that i am not being pulled over for "making" it through the light. he said that he heard the tires as i went through the corner but he couldnt see me all he knew was that i did actually make it before it turned red so he couldnt write me a ticket for any of that :alright.

He wrote me a warning for the license plate cover and then we sat and talked about window tint and why autozone would sell covers like that when we cant use them and just cut up and had a good time. I was late for work, but had my excused tardy slip with me (warning slip for the tag)


Cliff notes:

made it through yellow light sideways, pulled over, got warning for improper display of tag. had a laugh with the officer.

Good story.

:D

there is no way you read that whole thing already. . .cheater!

there is no way you read that whole thing already. . .cheater!
So you read as slow as you p'chop then? :devillook



:D

:rofl:

Nice read! Not all CCPD cops are assholes.

So you read as slow as you p'chop then? :devillook



:D


:devillook you know, he posted his comment 1 min after i posted the thread, so assuming that he clicked the link the instant that it was created, and read it it would still take him 15-20 sec to think of a response then type it then hit the post button. . .

so your looking at 40-45 sec to find the thread read it and then start the posting process. . .:shifty

:rofl:

Nice read! Not all CCPD cops are assholes.

i actually felt like he respected me (this is the first time that has ever happened when i get pulled over) i think the respect came when he realized the Z isnt daddy's car but actually mine ;)

BTw this is the second time / warning that i have got in my Z and i have had it for a year now!

:devillook you know, he posted his comment 1 min after i posted the thread, so assuming that he clicked the link the instant that it was created, and read it it would still take him 15-20 sec to think of a response then type it then hit the post button. . .

so your looking at 40-45 sec to find the thread read it and then start the posting process. . .:shifty

He is a pettifogger, reading quickly is what he does. Plus, the Evelyn Wood speed reading course helps. :devillook

He is a pettifogger, reading quickly is what he does. Plus, the Evelyn Wood speed reading course helps. :devillook

ROFL

i actually felt like he respected me (this is the first time that has ever happened when i get pulled over) i think the respect came when he realized the Z isnt daddy's car but actually mine ;)

BTw this is the second time / warning that i have got in my Z and i have had it for a year now!

I know a lot of CCPD guys, especially their SWAT & K9 guys. Also, my brother-in-law is a CCPD Detective out of Precinct 2. They've all been cool when I've interacted with them.

He is a pettifogger, skimming quickly is what he does.
:devillook


:D

:devillook


:D

:rofl:

I did read the whole thing! As a Mod, your posts show up on my screen as you type them, so I knew what you were posting before you actually posted it.

I did read the whole thing! As a Mod, your posts show up on my screen as you type them, so I knew what you were posting before you actually posted it.

Posting about posting posts is already being posted in another thread. :shifty

As a Mod, your posts show up on my screen as you type them, so I knew what you were posting before you actually posted it.
:rofl

Did you see what I started to type in reply to that? :D

:rofl

Did you see what I started to type in reply to that? :D

I did. That's why I did what I did.

I did read the whole thing! As a Mod, your posts show up on my screen as you type them, so I knew what you were posting before you actually posted it.


what is this shit, everyone can see everyone elses posts before they post them except me! :shifty

What do i have to do to become a MOD :(

I did. That's why I did what I did.
Okay, then name the three items I just typed in this reply box! :D

Okay, then name the three items I just typed in this reply box! :D

I can't do that. Two of them would get me banned.

:rofl: :rofl:

I can't do that. Two of them would get me banned.
:lol :lol :lol

Nice try! The answer is:


Zebra

Polar bear

Komodo dragon


:alright

:D



Of course, if you have some of that rare polar bear/Komodo dragon pr0n, then yeah... :paranoid: :help


:biglaughb

I want to be an MOD. . . howz i do that?

pay? how much

post? how much?

I want to be an MOD. . . howz i do that?

pay? how much

post? how much?

Butter up the admin? How much?
:devillook


:D

:lol :lol :lol

Nice try! The answer is:


Zebra

Polar bear

Komodo dragon


:alright

:D



Of course, if you have some of that rare polar bear/Komodo dragon pr0n, then yeah... :paranoid: :help


:biglaughb


You can't say that stuff here. Please read the posting rules.

You can't say that stuff here. Please read the posting rules.
:rofl :rofl :rofl




Oh yeah? Well then... :ponder



"Three-toed sloth!" :devillook



:D

:rofl :rofl :rofl




Oh yeah? Well then... :ponder



"Three-toed sloth!" :devillook



:D

License suspended. Two weeks. Prepare to meet your fate.

"Kangaroo! Wallaby! Web-footed platypus!" :redspot


:rofl

OMG!! Take this filth to OT!!!! I'm reporting this post for animal pron postulation! I can't believe anyone would allow such filth flarn filth in this sub-forum!!!! :eek:

:lol

"Spider monkey! Wildebeast! Thompson's gazelle!" :firedevil



:rofl :rofl :rofl

:lol

"Spider monkey! Wildebeast! Thompson's gazelle!" :firedevil



:rofl :rofl :rofl

Arrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My EARS!!!!! How dare you keep that up DW!! I thought you were a good person until now! Damn you to hell!

Arrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My EARS!!!!! How dare you keep that up DW!! I thought you were a good person until now! Damn you to hell!
:lol


Tiger shark? :ponder



Puffer fish! :naughty



:D

:lol


Tiger shark? :ponder



Puffer fish! :naughty



:D

Ok, now you are just turning me on with this stuff, you had me at Puffer fish dammit!!!




Oh and IBTL :devillook

Ok, now you are just turning me on with this stuff, you had me at Puffer fish dammit!!!
And I didn't even mention the giant anaconda! :boink


:rofl

Just recently me and my wife where coming from dinner with her aunt. We took separate cars. After dinner I left right before she did and was going to stop and get gas. I pull out of the restaurant and precede turn at the gas station which was 50 feet away. As I put on my turn signal I notice a cruiser behind me. I turn into the gas station and he hits the lights. I know I was not speeding, and actually took it nice and easy pulling onto the main road. He informs me that he pulled me over for a brake light being out, and asked for license and registration. I inform him that I have a weapon in the glovebox... At this time I expected him to grab his firearm like every other cop does. He calmly asks me to step out of the vehicle and asks for the keys. He runs my license, tag, weapon.. and while doing so asks how the gun shoots, what mods I have done to the car.. etc.. etc.. Puts the gun back in the glove box and tells me to have a good day.

This all happens with my wife in her car laughing at me. :(

^^^
Very cool, Zeit.

I've always noted my good interactions with cops. From the abruptly truncated photo shoot at the "Concrete Room (http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=562395)," to my ticket (http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=653060) for a pass on a double-yellow, the cops I've run into have been quite civil, and even nice.

:)

And I didn't even mention the giant anaconda! :boink

:rofl

:rofl:


Just recently me and my wife where coming from dinner with her aunt. We took separate cars. After dinner I left right before she did and was going to stop and get gas. I pull out of the restaurant and precede turn at the gas station which was 50 feet away. As I put on my turn signal I notice a cruiser behind me. I turn into the gas station and he hits the lights. I know I was not speeding, and actually took it nice and easy pulling onto the main road. He informs me that he pulled me over for a brake light being out, and asked for license and registration. I inform him that I have a weapon in the glovebox... At this time I expected him to grab his firearm like every other cop does. He calmly asks me to step out of the vehicle and asks for the keys. He runs my license, tag, weapon.. and while doing so asks how the gun shoots, what mods I have done to the car.. etc.. etc.. Puts the gun back in the glove box and tells me to have a good day.

This all happens with my wife in her car laughing at me. :(

At least he was cool with everything. Was this APD or some other jurisdiction?

^^^
Very cool, Zeit.

I've always noted my good interactions with cops. From the abruptly truncated photo shoot at the "Concrete Room (http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=562395)," to my ticket (http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=653060) for a pass on a double-yellow, the cops I've run into have been quite civil, and even nice.

:)

The only LEOs I've ever had an issue with were city cops, with the exception of APD. All the state and county cops I've had "run-ins" with have all been cool as hell. The city cops though have all been douchebags.

:rofl:




At least he was cool with everything. Was this APD or some other jurisdiction?




Alpharetta PD.

Why has this not been locked.

Why has this not been locked.

cause then i will have to repost my story, which got hijjacked

Alpharetta PD.

Wow! A city cop who was cool, I guess there are exceptions to every rule.

Why has this not been locked.

Because a mod did the thread-jacking, duh. I mean do I have to explain everything to you these days?

cause then i will have to repost my story, which got hijacked

fixed, you damn crybaby. :bluecryin

Because a mod did the thread-jacking, duh. I mean do I have to explain everything to you these days?


You and I see eye to eye. I can always count on you to have my back. This was the point I wa getting at. But I don't want the banstick like Halston.

hey atleast i didnt spell it highjacked ;)

You and I see eye to eye. I can always count on you to have my back. This was the point I wa getting at. But I don't want the banstick like Halston.

Point taken. I will lock this baby up for reasons of equity. Or I'll just go back and delete everything post-hijack. We'll see how much time I have...

Does it matter if the OP doesnt care if his/her thread gets hijacked?

I mean what is the point of closing a thread if there is no bad stuff in it just talking?

I am just being as ass and busting your chops. I could really care less about equality. Hell I am black I know there is no equality. So are you still billing a client while you do your moding.

You and I see eye to eye. I can always count on you to have my back. This was the point I wa getting at. But I don't want the banstick like Halston.

:thumbup:

No chance of getting the banstick like Halston, Bill reserves that for the "special" kids. :devillook

hey atleast i didnt spell it highjacked ;)

True, you have a point. Not much of one but a point nonetheless.

Point taken. I will lock this baby up for reasons of equity. Or I'll just go back and delete everything post-hijack. We'll see how much time I have...

Hey Counselor, that's called tampering with the evidence if you go and delete posts.

Does it matter if the OP doesnt care if his/her thread gets hijacked?

I mean what is the point of closing a thread if there is no bad stuff in it just talking?
bandwidth

bandwidth

Exactly.

I see. . .

Does it matter if the OP doesnt care if his/her thread gets hijacked?

I mean what is the point of closing a thread if there is no bad stuff in it just talking?

Dammit man, start using firefox as your browser. 95% of your spelling errors will be underlined so you can fix them. Oh and I agree, if the OP has no issues with the threadjack then screw public opinion.

I am just being as ass and busting your chops. I could really care less about equality. Hell I am black I know there is no equality. So are you still billing a client while you do your moding.

You being an ASS????? OMGWTFBBQ!!1!!!1!1!!!!!! :rofl:

It's no wonder your woman left ya. Oh and of course he's bilking, I mean billing, the client while he performs his mod duties.

DW/Tpat

You forgot post coital cuddling.

DW/Tpat

You forgot post coital cuddling.

:rofl:

but the post-coital cuddling came only after the post-op transexual joining him was induced with a post-hypnotic suggestion post-haste.

DW/Tpat

You forgot post coital cuddling.

Wrong thread.

:shifty

Wrong thread.

:shifty


I missed out on the other thread. I posted this post-lunch, in essence, my response was post-poned.

Sorry, it had to be done. :devillook

I missed out on the other thread. I posted this post-lunch, in essence, my response was post-poned.

Sorry, it had to be done. :devillook

:rofl:

Well played sir, well played

Tim is the post-er child for thread jacking

Tim is the post-er child for thread jacking

Not true, that would be Adeel. Besides you have posthitis, Donna told everyone in a Myspace posted bulletin.





















Sorry I had to pull out a "post" word that no one knew

Are you sure she didn't say balanoposthitis? as Boozie would say, he may need a cream for that.

:devillook

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