Matt can pick these up this evening. They're not quite home-display resolution, but they're perfect for shop duty. ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/bcart1991/pics%20of%20pics/DSC00437.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/bcart1991/pics%20of%20pics/DSC00438.jpg

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

:handclap

The top one is 24x36, the bottom around 12x24 when trimmed.

:redspot :buttrock :cool

awesome!!!

Perfect

Now we just to have a couple made in vinyl, anybody?

I know some people, but it prolly won't be cheap...

:rofl :rofl :rofl

I know some people, but it prolly won't be cheap...

Well Bill will be putting the vinyl makers sons through college as well.

Well Bill will be putting the vinyl makers sons through college as well.

Trade school.

Well Bill will be putting the vinyl makers sons through college as well.
Time for a new fundraiser? :ponder





:D

Oh sweet jesus...

hahahaaha

Oh. Dear. Lord.

:rofl :rofl :rofl

What? The guy needed help buying some vinyl stickers! :dunno


:)

For those who do not get that the foregoing is a massively absurd joke:


Bill is the manliest of men. He can drive six dozen cars at once, and stores all of them in the custom garage in his jacket pocket. He is a big-balla lawyer, and makes more money than the US Treasury can possibly print, so they just run him a tab. This means he can afford to pay any woman not to be mad at him. In fact, just as you were reading this, he has already bought the affections of your wives, girlfriends, daughters, nieces, your mom, and several convents full of nuns. Yeah, that's right. Nuns. Bill is that manly.

So manly is Bill, in fact, that the makers of all the men's colognes in the world don't even bother coming up with new formulations anymore. They just pay Bill giant truckloads of money to get a single cotton swab of his sweat, then dilute it fourteen billion times, and bottle it. Even at that sparse a concentration, it's still a very dangerous chemical compound, and is suspected of causing spontaneous population booms all around the world.

Last but not least, even if Bill were to so much as consider putting on plastic pants, you can be damned good and sure that the fashion industry would follow suit, and in about nine seconds, nearly every man you know would flock to the stores to buy them. Because they all only wish they could be as cool and manly as Bill. :shifty


So there.


:cool

Time for a new fundraiser? :ponder

:D

:rofl:

For those who do not get that the foregoing is a massively absurd joke:


Bill is the manliest of men. He can drive six dozen cars at once, and stores all of them in the custom garage in his jacket pocket. He is a big-balla lawyer, and makes more money than the US Treasury can possibly print, so they just run him a tab. This means he can afford to pay any woman not to be mad at him. In fact, just as you were reading this, he has already bought the affections of your wives, girlfriends, daughters, nieces, your mom, and several convents full of nuns. Yeah, that's right. Nuns. Bill is that manly.

So manly is Bill, in fact, that the makers of all the men's colognes in the world don't even bother coming up with new formulations anymore. They just pay Bill giant truckloads of money to get a single cotton swab of his sweat, then dilute it fourteen billion times, and bottle it. Even at that sparse a concentration, it's still a very dangerous chemical compound, and is suspected of causing spontaneous population booms all around the world.

Last but not least, even if Bill were to so much as consider putting on plastic pants, you can be damned good and sure that the fashion industry would follow suit, and in about nine seconds, nearly every man you know would flock to the stores to buy them. Because they all only wish they could be as cool and manly as Bill. :shifty


So there.


:cool

I don't know which one is funnier, the last poster or the Bill's a Manly Man fictional short story!

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I do know that Bill wishes the story was true

For those who do not get that the foregoing is a massively absurd joke:


Bill is the manliest of men. He can drive six dozen cars at once, and stores all of them in the custom garage in his jacket pocket. He is a big-balla lawyer, and makes more money than the US Treasury can possibly print, so they just run him a tab. This means he can afford to pay any woman not to be mad at him. In fact, just as you were reading this, he has already bought the affections of your wives, girlfriends, daughters, nieces, your mom, and several convents full of nuns. Yeah, that's right. Nuns. Bill is that manly.

So manly is Bill, in fact, that the makers of all the men's colognes in the world don't even bother coming up with new formulations anymore. They just pay Bill giant truckloads of money to get a single cotton swab of his sweat, then dilute it fourteen billion times, and bottle it. Even at that sparse a concentration, it's still a very dangerous chemical compound, and is suspected of causing spontaneous population booms all around the world.

Last but not least, even if Bill were to so much as consider putting on plastic pants, you can be damned good and sure that the fashion industry would follow suit, and in about nine seconds, nearly every man you know would flock to the stores to buy them. Because they all only wish they could be as cool and manly as Bill. :shifty


So there.


:cool

Bill is related to Chuck Norris? I thought Chuck was the toughest manliest man around. Hell, anyone who's tears cure cancer, has got to be tough right?
:devillook

Bill is related to Chuck Norris? I thought Chuck was the toughest manliest man around. Hell, anyone who's tears cure cancer, has got to be tough right?
Actually, it's a little-known fact that Bill is Chuck Norris. Chuck just got tired of the Hollywood life, and decided to go incognito. :ponder


Sorry, Chuck... I mean... Bill. :paranoid:

Bill is related to Chuck Norris? I thought Chuck was the toughest manliest man around. Hell, anyone who's tears cure cancer, has got to be tough right?
:devillook

Bill could beat up Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and a the ghost of Jackie Chan in a single fight without using more than his bare hands and a paper clip. Rumor has it his SpecE30 is actually a burgundy Luck Dragon in disguise. :devillook

Actually, it's a little-known fact that Bill is Chuck Norris. Chuck just got tired of the Hollywood life, and decided to go incognito. :ponder


Sorry, Chuck... I mean... Bill. :paranoid:

WTH, everyone has all the luck..

First, MA trainer and practicioner, then actor, then dallas lawman, cancer curer, now an E30 track driver?

Some people...
:cool

Ya'll keep this up and I'm going to have to order Bill a custom sized helmet to fit his Chuck Norris, manly man sized cranium.

Ya'll keep this up and I'm going to have to order Bill a custom sized helmet to fit his Chuck Norris, manly man sized cranium.
Bill's head doesn't need protecting, since no impact in the known universe could hurt it. He only wears helmets out of pity for the lesser mortals, so they don't feel over-awed by his presence.


:D

Bill's head doesn't need protecting, since no impact in the known universe could hurt it. He only wears helmets out of pity for the lesser mortals, so they don't feel over-awed by his presence.


:D

And because the SpecE30 rules require it.

And because the SpecE30 rules require it.
:rofl


Bill pays heed to the rules only if it suits him. :paranoid:



:D

And because the SpecE30 rules require it.


And to keep the dazzle illuminating from his smile, from destroying the other cars.

And to keep the dazzle illuminating from his smile, from destroying the other cars.
I see a red pen in your future.

:rofl @ the edit reason.

I see a red pen in your future.

Me too. I was trying to beat the other jokesters to a punchline.

Lea, you're so lucky.

Lea, you're so lucky.


Lucky? Saintly maybe, in a mother Teresa way. She actually puts up with him and is seen in public with him. :cool

:rofl

Lucky? Saintly maybe, in a mother Teresa way. She actually puts up with him and is seen in public with him. :cool

:confused :confused :confused

The tournament continues! :eek:




:paranoid:

The tournament continues! :eek:




:paranoid:




:lol:lol:lol

:lol:lol:lol

It's not funny. Watch your back, shorty.

:rock:

And a re-cap of yesterday's events... :devillook

And a re-cap of yesterday's events... :devillook

Nice detail on the sword and the pocket full of cash.

Nice detail on the sword and the pocket full of cash.
Thank you! :D

Nice detail on the sword and the pocket full of cash.

+1

:smiliecap

It's not funny. Watch your back, shorty.

:rock:

Who you callin' short, beanpole? Oh wait, that would be me.

Oh god, Chuck Norris is after me. :help :eek4

:ponder



Fixed? :D

:ponder



Fixed? :D

:rofl :rofl :rofl

And a re-cap of yesterday's events... :devillook



Aaaaaahhhhhhahahahahaha


That should be my sig!

:rofl:

Aaaaaahhhhhhahahahahaha


That should be my sig!

:rofl:
Stand by... :devillook

Stand by... :devillook

:rofl:

:devillook

IBTL!

Here ya go, Lea! :D

Here ya go, Lea! :D

:urtheman

Once again DW you have proven that you are teh mang when it comes to da photochops skillz!!

Thank you! One does what one can! :D


Now let's see if she uses it. :rofl

Oh my! That is rather amusing!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/misc%20web%20stuff/billscar.jpg

Aw, Jason saved my work! :rofl










Stalker. :confused




:biglaughb

Trade school.
:rofl
Matt can pick these up this evening. They're not quite home-display resolution, but they're perfect for shop duty. ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/bcart1991/pics%20of%20pics/DSC00437.jpg[/IMG]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/bcart1991/pics%20of%20pics/DSC00438.jpg[/IMG]
Call me...
It's not funny. Watch your back, shorty.

:rock:
:rofl
And a re-cap of yesterday's events... :devillook
:lol
Nice detail on the sword and the pocket full of cash.
+3
Oh my! That is rather amusing!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/JasonLC/misc%20web%20stuff/billscar.jpg[/IMG]

:rofl

Aw, Jason saved my work! :rofl










Stalker. :confused




:biglaughb



Well...you are...
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t19/karenE46/godfather2.jpg


And I like to collect artwork.

You have a point... :ponder


:suave

You have a point... :ponder


:suave

That's it!!! You are off my "People to Stalk" list.

That's it!!! You are off my "People to Stalk" list.
:rofl :confused :rofl :confused :rofl :confused :rofl

ROFL bill getting beat with a giant pink vibrator.

This thread is awesome, lol. Damn the Jawja section is great :)

:rofl @ Modn00bBill

This has to be the highlight of my evening.

I lead a sad, lonely life.

ibtl. :D

:lol

I drove all the way to douglasville and I didn't even get those posters.

I drove all the way to douglasville and I didn't even get those posters.
:shifty

:lol:lol

Back to Douglasville Matt.