So the night starts off by me "Bill" going to MSR to drink beer. I roll in with a case of guinness to find "Bill W" or better known as "wiseguy on" sleeping on a couch in the shop. I wake his ass up with much-o much-o beer. This is like super pre-game @ 6pm. I then make tons of calls to get everyones ass in gear. I get "DAN" to rush down to go out and have some funs.

Bar 1-

We go out early 8pm ish to meet some of my cousins and old friends. It was still to early and kinda of beat. Well like Dan said I got the stock to bump a some points by getting the shot girl to spray whip cream on her chest and having this girl lick her clean!!!! Damn cool! but this place was still beat!

Bar 2-

We roll into this local bar by my house. I swear I was like the ambassador of guinness and everyone knew me! I introduced Bill W. and Dan to all my old friends and almost instantly we began to do shots and irish car bombs. This wanna be borat chick gives me high fiiiive and next thing I know BillW. (borat wiseass) and her go missing!!! Ah Shit!

Dan also gets lost in the mix after tons of drinks! The next thing I know me and my buddy Carl are being dragged to the dance floor by two really HOT MILFS!!!!!! I was like holy shit lets do this! We all dance, they touch cock, we exchange numbers and they take my hat!!! :eek: I am pretty wasted at this point and the next thing I know a fight breaks out! :buttrock

Dan and Bill W. are already out side and here come me and the Milfs! I open the door drop kicking and making fun of everyone outside!!! HAHA then the cops show up and I run to the 740iL.

Wow that was close!!!

Next Bar 3-

Bill W. doesn't make it inside before me and Dan make our rounds and almost get kicked in the face by some dude in a skirt. What a Fag! I told him that and ran!!!

Next Bar/ Foods Yo!

We all goto some shit hole burger place. The food was good but some ballzy little fucker decides to shit between me and Dan at the Bar. I look at him with a straight face and punked the living shit out of him. HAHAH what a litttle bitch and Dan couldn't stop laughing!!! HAHA

What a night !!

dude.... fucking Sammy is going to be skeered shit of me!!!!


good night meng!!! good night!!1

i almost went to hobo to top the might off with some sexy time too!!!

LOL you guys scare me.... :D

nice.. very nice.

Looks like you guys had as much fun as we did. My friends Guinness and Jameson made the night lots of fun.

thats cool guys but try this saturday night you going out to some club- lounge and next thing you know i woke up in the bed with some nice chick in the fucking westchester whane i live in god dammmmm brooklyn how and whane i got to her dont know all i was hoping whane i wake up that thare is i chick next to me not a dude looooool

OMG... so that's what we did??? i don't even remember making that post up there.

good night but firehouse cheated us of beers yo!

They don't cheat us. We drank very much beer!

I think me total about 18-20 pints of guinness and I feel good today!!

wow, great night fellas....I'm actually sorta glad that I didn't go. LOL

so what are your plans on retrieving your hat? ;)

wow, great night fellas....I'm actually sorta glad that I didn't go. LOL

so what are your plans on retrieving your hat? ;)
change bill's name to MILF Magnet!!!

*CAR CAR CAR!!!!!!!*
"omg, we almost sidewiped... CAR CAR CAR!!!!

wow, great night fellas....I'm actually sorta glad that I didn't go. LOL

so what are your plans on retrieving your hat? ;)


I am actualy working on getting it back! :D
I'm not sure if it was because I was super drunk, but this Smoking Hot Milf (40ish?)I was dancing with was damn Hots!! Wiseguy or Dan please chime in?!?!

Me just talk to Dan' and cleared up what happened most of the night.

Wiseguy-
Gets super drunk and borat chick eats all his foods. He misses the lick de la creme off of girls chest! Almost runs over city jogger and side swipes every car on the way back to the shop to end the night. Quote by me " Oh Noes we ain't gonna make it!"

Dan-
Gets super drunk and tries to make dog-fu-yun out of sammy the new shop dog.

There is more but wiseguy is still sleeping? ? ?

I am actualy working on getting it back! :D
I'm not sure if it was because I was super drunk, but this Smoking Hot Milf (40ish?)I was dancing with was damn Hots!! Wiseguy or Dan please chime in?!?!

Me just talk to Dan' and cleared up what happened most of the night.

Wiseguy-
Gets super drunk and borat chick eats all his foods. He misses the lick de la creme off of girls chest! Almost runs over city jogger and side swipes every car on the way back to the shop to end the night. Quote by me " Oh Noes we ain't gonna make it!"

Dan-
Gets super drunk and tries to make dog-fu-yun out of sammy the new shop dog.

There is more but wiseguy is still sleeping? ? ?
sounds crazy. :rofl

I just hope the super hot milf wasn't all beer goggles. ;)

The one dancing with my buddy Carl was alright looking but + points for milf status. The one I was dancing with was like 5'3" 110lb half Asian and hot! We shall see sober with my plan of attack to retrieve my hats.

The hat must be retreived. I think I drank more last night than I could imagine.

Feel great this mornign tho!

erm.. afternoon

The one dancing with my buddy Carl was alright looking but + points for milf status. The one I was dancing with was like 5'3" 110lb half Asian and hot! We shall see sober with my plan of attack to retrieve my hats.
that half asian girl was BANGIN'!!!!

Half Azn girls can indeed be quite hot.....

I am very surprised I have no hangover today!

Don't forget Frenchie at the door!

I had no hangover either, in fact, I just got back from a lovely evening of awesome Italian food, some incredible beer and Gray's Papaya :buttrock.

Jeckyll & Hyde's FTMFW

I went to NYC and got super fucking drunk, some black hooker tried picking me up but I'm pretty sure she was ugly.Went to plenty of bars and skimped out on some tabs- was a great night full of depravity and drinking.

I went with a friend but I accidentally ditched him at the first bar.

Ended up taking a $100 taxi home b/c the fucking busses weren't running at 6 when I tried going home.

I went to NYC and got super fucking drunk, some black hooker tried picking me up but I'm pretty sure she was ugly.Went to plenty of bars and skimped out on some tabs- was a great night full of depravity and drinking.

I went with a friend but I accidentally ditched him at the first bar.

Ended up taking a $100 taxi home b/c the fucking busses weren't running at 6 when I tried going home.
how did you skimp out on the bar tab?? went with a group of people and just left?? or did you order like 5 drinks and when the bar tender went do make the other drinks, you left with your drinks?

damn, i missed out on teh fun.

Bill, sorry i missed your text, i was in the county where they eat them doggs yos.

how did you skimp out on the bar tab?? went with a group of people and just left?? or did you order like 5 drinks and when the bar tender went do make the other drinks, you left with your drinks?

Better watch his ass if he ever comes to the SAC Meets :devillook

Better watch his ass if he ever comes to the SAC Meets :devillook
he's going to be handcuffed to Jeff... ain't goin no where. :rofl2

HAHA's

:rofl: Sounds like Dimitri pulled a umm, well, better left unmentioned.

And I'm fuckin going out AGAIN tonight... haha!

how did you skimp out on the bar tab?? went with a group of people and just left?? or did you order like 5 drinks and when the bar tender went do make the other drinks, you left with your drinks?
Truthfully, I don't even know, I was at some bar and it was super classy and I felt real out of place, I ordered some drinks and just left without paying- it was crowded as fuck and the place was super-busy.

And, yeah I was by myself walking around the city Saturday night. Tis a shame that I didn't bring a camera of some sort b/c I don't even have a friend that could tell me what went down.

It's all very cloudy and I still feel kind of hungover today.

Yesterday qualifies as the worst hangover I had, worst than the morning after my 21st birthday.
Better watch his ass if he ever comes to the SAC Meets
Nah, I'm not a dickhead like that, I was just piss-ass drunk and felt like spiting a place I had no business occupying in the first place.

Crazy Njers

Ahh DImitri's a fucking champ when it comes to consumption of Vodka...