bimmerd00d
02-27-2007, 10:10 PM
I'm bored, so here's one i heard from the g/f a while back.
2 Martians land at a gas station in a rural area. Nobody is around, so one steps out and goes up to one of the pumps and whips out a laser rifle thing and says "take me to your leader." The other martian comes up and says "i wouldn't do that if i were you, lets go." The other one asks again, and when he gets no reply he fires the weapon at the pump. The entire station explodes and the 2 martians are flung back from teh blast. The martian who fired the weapon asked the other one "how'd you know it was going to put up such a good fight?" The other one responds "anyone who can wrap their dick around themself twice and stick it in their ear means serious business."
2 Martians land at a gas station in a rural area. Nobody is around, so one steps out and goes up to one of the pumps and whips out a laser rifle thing and says "take me to your leader." The other martian comes up and says "i wouldn't do that if i were you, lets go." The other one asks again, and when he gets no reply he fires the weapon at the pump. The entire station explodes and the 2 martians are flung back from teh blast. The martian who fired the weapon asked the other one "how'd you know it was going to put up such a good fight?" The other one responds "anyone who can wrap their dick around themself twice and stick it in their ear means serious business."