My first piece of action in my Bimmer.

On my drive home, I notice this riced Grand Am has been tailing me for 3 city miles and counting, maybe he's lusting to witness what German engineering is about.

Or maybe he wanted me to increase my speed a bit. 47? No. 49? No. 51? Still on my tail. That's when it became clear that this punk wants to throwdown.

The road that we turned right on on narrows down from 4 to 2 lanes, and I expected him to claim the right lane. He sure did. He was clowning a bit with the repeated ricer jump. Lord, have mercy. The punk was BEGGING to get dusted.

We toed the line, and anticipated the green. I held back for a second or two, to give him a ray of hope. Caught up with him, and stayed with him side by side.

Forget beating him in a straight line. I'm gonna run the fool off the road. You'd think that he would lift, right? Well, wonders never cease. Instead of lifting, the fool was trying to keep up if it meant travelling over anything but pavement.

Well, the moron took a while to notice that his rice is anything but an off-roader. He lifted, merged, and caught up with me on the next light. I was gonna turn right, but I wanted to see his reaction first. He flipped the bird, red-faced and all. That's all I needed to see.

I love the way some of you guys write this stuff. :icon28XX

That's what I mean when I say I prefer a well written story to a crappy story that involves two really fast cars.

What is lifting...?

What is lifting...?

Getting off the throttle.

Ermmm.....you ran the guy off the road.....that's what you're supposed to do when you're losing lol.

Too funny. "Shocked" he gave you the international Ricer "nice race" salute. Hope he challenges you again.

wow i have to get some writting lessons from the OP.
You a teacher by the way, it sounded like it was taken from the movie Sin City

wow i have to get some writting lessons from the OP.
You a teacher by the way, it sounded like it was taken from the movie Sin City


What the **** when did you decide to get 1 post count?

wow i have to get some writting lessons from the OP.
You a teacher by the way, it sounded like it was taken from the movie Sin City

I hear this all time whenever a well-written, coherent story is posted. Seriously, when did decent writing become the exception rather than the rule?

I hear this all time whenever a well-written, coherent story is posted. Seriously, when did decent writing become the exception rather than the rule?


It's all relative.


Most people write like poop.

The few that don't get commended.

It's all relative.


Most people write like poop.

The few that don't get commended.

So true. Most of the kill stories in this forum lack even the basic fundamentals of grade school grammar.

Yes, and I very well enjoyed the intonation that seemed to radiate off the screen as I was digesting it into my occipital region. The exquisite prose of this literary work caused a pontification within me that overshadowed any reservations I would normally have reading the average composition here.

Thankfully, it was not very arduous to comprehend such a fine sample of grammatical exercise. The sentences were skillfully articulated and the anecdote was eloquently delivered.

Yes, and I very well enjoyed the intonation that seemed to radiate off the screen as I was digesting it into my occipital region. The exquisite prose of this literary work caused a pontification within me that overshadowed any reservations I would normally have reading the average composition here.

Thankfully, it was not very arduous to comprehend such a fine sample of grammatical exercise. The sentences were skillfully articulated and the anecdote was eloquently delivered.

Thesaurus ftw!:stickoutt

sounded like fun.

That's when it became clear that this punk wants to throwdown.

He was clowning a bit with the repeated ricer jump. Lord, have mercy.

You'd think that he would lift, right? Well, wonders never cease. Instead of lifting, the fool was trying to keep up if it meant travelling over anything but pavement.

LOL...good stuff, bravo!~ :alright

hmm a 35k bmw playing chicken with a 5k riced grand am , sounds pretty smart

Thesaurus ftw!

hahahaha

I hear this all time whenever a well-written, coherent story is posted. Seriously, when did decent writing become the exception rather than the rule?

When chat rooms and forums came to be on the internet. The average young poster seems not to care that their grammar makes their posts unintelligible. I've even seen it argued that you are uncool (or whatever the modern equivalent of that is) if you use proper English instead of internet slang. Its like rich white suburban kids trying to act like they were raised in the hood, gangsta style.

remove the spaces :-/

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