View Full Version : Happy New years Mofos.. me so wasted


SecretAznSauce
01-01-2007, 09:05 AM
Gosh got home at 330am. here at work at 630. i feel like crap. happy new years

Jetter2
01-01-2007, 12:50 PM
Why aren't you at home celebrating national hang over day?

Iron Chef
01-01-2007, 01:51 PM
Why aren't you at home celebrating national hang over day?

It's called work.

Bimmerista
01-01-2007, 01:58 PM
Happy New Years everyone!

Austin
01-01-2007, 02:12 PM
I stayed up till 3am watching star wars I feel great today.

SyN
01-01-2007, 03:23 PM
lol... about all it deserves:)

MCM97
01-01-2007, 06:22 PM
thank you eric for making sure all my druken text messages went through

SecretAznSauce
01-01-2007, 06:31 PM
thank you eric for making sure all my druken text messages went through

ha! yeah its been a rough day at work...

last night had 2 shot yukon Jack, 1 Remy VSOP, 2 jager, 2 red bull/goose, 1 patron, 1 cuevo, 1 heniken, 1 glass Dom P., 1 glass some other champange.....

TonyDennis
01-02-2007, 07:16 AM
You're not supposed to mix...

bimmerd00d
01-02-2007, 12:27 PM
i stayed at home and drank with the g/f while watching Donnie Darko

schneid4323
01-02-2007, 04:18 PM
i stayed at home and drank with the g/f while watching Donnie Darko

Did you like that movie i wanna see it but i have no clue what its about?

MCM97
01-02-2007, 05:29 PM
Did you like that movie i wanna see it but i have no clue what its about?

why would you want to see a movie that you have no clue what it's about?

Jetter2
01-02-2007, 06:00 PM
why would you want to see a movie that you have no clue what it's about?

Does anybody really understand that movie? I still can't quite figure out what its all about...

schneid4323
01-02-2007, 07:33 PM
why would you want to see a movie that you have no clue what it's about?

because someone suggested i see it

schneid4323
01-02-2007, 07:34 PM
Does anybody really understand that movie? I still can't quite figure out what its all about...


Im just guessing thats because you have downs.

MCM97
01-02-2007, 11:06 PM
Im just guessing thats because you have downs.

I shouldn't laugh at that but :lol

Jetter2
01-02-2007, 11:26 PM
Im just guessing thats because you have downs.

roffle

if you could get your thumb out of your ass and stop spanking it to gay porn for more than two mins, I'd love to hear your oh-so-in-depth synopsis on this movie...

Hayden
01-02-2007, 11:27 PM
how would you know that he spanks his ass to gay porn, stalker?:confused

Edit: And who the hell spanks their ass to ANY porn???

Jetter2
01-02-2007, 11:32 PM
how would you know that he spanks his ass to gay porn, stalker?:confused

Edit: And who the hell spanks their ass to ANY porn???

reading comprehension is your friend

luckytopher
01-02-2007, 11:39 PM
reading comprehension is your friend

so is standing behind your word

so i guess you're no longer needed here...

Hayden
01-02-2007, 11:41 PM
in fact "it" refers to the antecedent "ass" so I guess....My reading comprehension owns your [lack of] grammar skills?

:flaming

Jetter2
01-02-2007, 11:45 PM
so is standing behind your word

so i guess you're no longer needed here...

give it up chris, isn't going to happen

in fact "it" refers to the antecedent "ass" so I guess....My reading comprehension owns your [lack of] grammar skills?

:flaming

Nowhere in the text is ass, or reference made to it, you made an assumption on that all by your big self. You're the only one I've ever seen who thought that "spanking it to porn" = spanking your ass...

So again, your reading comprehension continues to own you ;)

luckytopher
01-02-2007, 11:48 PM
give it up chris, isn't going to happen

my name is not chris

and the fact that you are a liar whose word means nothing reamins fact.. and is happening

let's see pictures of the RS4... and the title :rolleyes

Jetter2
01-02-2007, 11:51 PM
my name is not chris

and the fact that you are a liar whose word means nothing reamins fact.. and is happening

let's see pictures of the RS4... and the title :rolleyes

I fucking love how tied up you are about all this ;)

Hayden
01-02-2007, 11:59 PM
roffle

if you could get your thumb out of your ass and stop spanking it to gay porn for more than two mins, I'd love to hear your oh-so-in-depth synopsis on this movie...

but whatevs.

Oh - - and in case you wanted grammar proof about antecedent agreement...

http://www.arts.uottawa.ca/writcent/hypergrammar/pronref.html

Jetter2
01-03-2007, 12:06 AM
but whatevs.

Oh - - and in case you wanted grammar proof about antecedent agreement...

http://www.arts.uottawa.ca/writcent/hypergrammar/pronref.html


[sigh] again you continue to read it wrong.

Read it as

(stop spanking "it") not (stop spanking it)

Clear things up sweet cheeks?

Hayden
01-03-2007, 12:13 AM
oh yes. much clearer thanks.

Jetter2
01-03-2007, 12:13 AM
oh yes. much clearer thanks.

glad i could help

schneid4323
01-03-2007, 12:35 AM
There is no way Jetter is over 12 years of age, hes like that dorky indian kid that thought he was a pimp we all remember when we were young.

Pepe240sx
01-03-2007, 12:43 AM
There is no way Jetter is over 12 years of age, hes like that dorky indian kid that thought he was a pimp we all remember when we were young.

:rofl

luckytopher
01-03-2007, 12:52 AM
[sigh] again you continue to read it wrong.

Read it as

(stop spanking "it") not (stop spanking it)

Clear things up sweet cheeks?

quit acting like you have as much knowledge about grammar & spelling as you do about aston martins... your correct:incorrect post ratio leans heavily to the idiot side...

hinzm3
01-03-2007, 12:55 AM
Happy New Year everyone!

http://members.fortunecity.com/freecarwallpapers/images/aston_martin_vanquish_01.jpg

Jetter2
01-03-2007, 01:16 AM
There is no way Jetter is over 12 years of age, hes like that dorky indian kid that thought he was a pimp we all remember when we were young.

::cough:: fence pwned ::cough::


quit acting like you have as much knowledge about grammar & spelling as you do about aston martins... your correct:incorrect post ratio leans heavily to the idiot side...

Even people as regularly grammatically incorrect as often as I am demonstrate on a regular basis simple reading comprehension as posted above in OT...


on the other side, acting like I have as much knowledge about grammar & spelling.....I make one post about how reading comprehension eludes someone and you ramble on with "oh you need to stop acting like you know everything blah blah blah I am a 30 year old man who sits on BFc all day and most of the night and weekends"

But, I would wager you're going to keep on plugging away at me with decently weak posts with the occasional mis-represented link to try and hurt my e-street-cred.

even though I'm surprised you still haven't figured it out by now that all this shit does is make me laugh at how much work you actually put into it-props for your efforts.

hinzm3
01-03-2007, 01:21 AM
lol just stfu

schneid4323
01-03-2007, 01:22 AM
::cough:: fence pwned ::cough::



you can only make fun of someone who wrecks a car when you are old enough to drive...

ROFL i just read your list of cars. please ban him for being a moron no one buys a boeing 747 as a personal jet dipshit.

Jetter2
01-03-2007, 01:26 AM
you can only make fun of someone who wrecks a car when you are old enough to drive...

I'm missing something here...I'm work full time and go to college...kinda...old..to be....12 eh?

Off by about 8


ROFL i just read your list of cars. please ban him for being a moron no one buys a boeing 747 as a personal jet dipshit.


YES, SCORE ONE.


You are about the 8th retard to make the "OMI GOD THAT IS BULLSHIT NOBODY OWNS A 400+ PASSENGER TRANS-GLOBAL AIRLINER"

....No shit man.

thanks man, you just re-affirmed my reasoning for leaving that in there.

schneid4323
01-03-2007, 01:28 AM
YES, SCORE ONE.


You are about the 8th retard to make the "OMI GOD THAT IS BULLSHIT NOBODY OWNS A 400+ PASSENGER TRANS-GLOBAL AIRLINER"

....No shit man.

thanks man, you just re-affirmed my reasoning for leaving that in there.

can someone please ban the 12 year old with the inferiority complex? I know the forum is for "enthusiasts" but jetter cant tell the difference between a Bimmer and his sister, they both ride really smoothly and it doesnt take him long to get somewhere with either.

wait wait wait you work full time and go to college? working the night shift eh? only only ONLY way to make that kind of money in colege is with a great invention, wouldnt require workign full time, real estate, would require full time work, or and inheiretence (sp?).

Jetter2
01-03-2007, 01:39 AM
can someone please ban the 12 year old with the inferiority complex? I know the forum is for "enthusiasts" but jetter cant tell the difference between a Bimmer and his sister, they both ride really smoothly and it doesnt take him long to get somewhere with either.

wait wait wait you work full time and go to college? working the night shift eh? only only ONLY way to make that kind of money in colege(what?) is with a great invention, wouldn't require working full time, real estate, would require full time work, or and inheiretence (sp?).

Lemme spell it out for ya.

I attended college for a full semester, then at nights(while working full time) and now I'm taking a semester off while working full time. I did real estate full time when I was in California, now I am back home and doing it on the side(mostly just phone and internet work I can do at night). And how does an "inheiretence" even come into play at all..?

I am a Network Engineer-Any other Brain busters?

schneid4323
01-03-2007, 01:41 AM
schneid4323: You, sir, are a dumbass. I understand you think you're cool because you can attempt to argue with older people but you realy just look like a moron, so please for your own safety and the sake of digital memory leave the forums we have better pieces of shit to deal with then you.
Jetter2: YES, I love the fact you were honestly so bugged about getting owned by yourself on the forums you had to IM me
Jetter2: oh this is great
schneid4323: that doesnt change the fact that your balls still havent dropped
schneid4323: when you know your real hair color then come back
Jetter2: LOL dude look how pissed off you are about all this
Jetter2: aww its okay man,
Jetter2: watch out for those fences man
Jetter2: thell get ya
schneid4323: im not pissed im stating a fact
schneid4323: atleast im old enough to drive
Jetter2: yeah dude your stating fact thats it
Jetter2: dude im fucking 20 years old you pubecant little high school fuck
Jetter2: i have been driving since you were in middle school
schneid4323: prove it
Jetter2: what are you like 17
schneid4323: ill meet you anywhere
schneid4323: in any of your cars
Jetter2: are you really that retarded?
schneid4323: no i want proff
Jetter2: you want me to come meet you to prove to you that I am 20 years old'?
schneid4323: yes
Jetter2: lmfao your a fucking moron
schneid4323: how is that moronic? i just want proff
Jetter2: proff?
Jetter2: proff?
Jetter2: damn son
Jetter2: you really must be in HS
Jetter2: cant even spell proof
schneid4323: were on aim i could give a fuck about spelling so back on the topic where and when you wanna meet?
Jetter2: how old are you kiddo?
Jetter2: do your parents know you are on the internet this late
schneid4323: old enough to know you arent a day over 12
Jetter2: ya got me man
Jetter2: I am 12 years old
Jetter2: thats it
Jetter2: do some searching on my posts
Jetter2: everyone on the forums knows how Old I a,
schneid4323: i know so can you leave the forums
Jetter2: I am , except you
Jetter2: lmfao dude you are the most eaisly owned person on the web
Jetter2: i dont even have to do it, you do it all on your own
schneid4323: look if you are 20 you deffinatly are a little overdue to get some pussy
schneid4323: ill buy you a hooker for your birthday or something
Jetter2: like last night?
schneid4323: sure
Jetter2: lol
Jetter2: dude your posts
Jetter2: lol
Jetter2: god you are so eaisly owned
Jetter2 signed off at 11:39:51 PM.

I have nothing else to say except this guy needs to get his internet privillages taken away by mommy and daddy.

hinzm3
01-03-2007, 01:45 AM
You're both tards

TonyDennis
01-03-2007, 02:32 AM
lol just stfuSeriously, you guys can't even make it a single page without derailing any thread into a pissing contest/flamewar. Go be an internet tough guy somewhere else.

luckytopher
01-03-2007, 02:33 AM
Seriously, you guys can't even make it a single page without derailing any thread into a pissing contest/flamewar. Go be an internet tough guy somewhere else.

like outside?

wanna take this outside?!

Bimmerista
01-03-2007, 02:46 AM
like outside?

wanna take this outside?!

What? By outside, you mean like in the real world?!?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

All the badass attitudes will drop like flies once the 2 ladies arguing meet in person.

SyN
01-03-2007, 03:20 AM
Oh my god this is amazing... my .02

Pepe240sx
01-03-2007, 03:23 AM
The TX section has taken a nosedive since early 2006.

daforce007
01-03-2007, 04:20 AM
Lemme spell it out for ya.

I attended college for a full semester, then at nights(while working full time) and now I'm taking a semester off while working full time. I did real estate full time when I was in California, now I am back home and doing it on the side(mostly just phone and internet work I can do at night). And how does an "inheiretence" even come into play at all..?

I am a Network Engineer-Any other Brain busters?

what is a network engineer? :conf

SecretAznSauce
01-03-2007, 09:58 AM
what is a network engineer? :conf

fancy name for someone with rj45 connector. Do you know what cross connects or dacs or oc12's are?

Jetter2
01-03-2007, 10:52 AM
fancy name for someone with rj45 connector. Do you know what cross connects or dacs or oc12's are?

:( I don't even have a rj45 connector, thats for the Senior engineers:(

Yes(to answer your question), although we only have a DS3 here at our data center, the other one runs over to HQ.

This is a new gig though, they are coming off of frame on to a DSL VPN type solution with Juniper's 5gt.

I come from the cisco world, so the topological setup is the same, but the means to the end are different. Using their NSM is kicking my ass right now, I'm used to Solar winds, a command propmt and a text file, not having to dick around with a GUI.

MCM97
01-03-2007, 11:20 AM
winning an argument in the forums is like being first in the special olympics - you're still retarded

Jetter2
01-03-2007, 11:21 AM
Oldie but goodie

http://www.mega.bz/rotfl/images/argue091204.jpg

schneid4323
01-03-2007, 11:26 AM
I think we should have a fund raiser "Car Washes to Get Rid of Jetter"

Jetter2
01-03-2007, 11:32 AM
I think we should have a fund raiser "Car Washes to Get Rid of Jetter"

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/retard-14886.jpg

scion4lyfe05
01-04-2007, 09:09 PM
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razahyde
01-04-2007, 10:56 PM
word....