View Full Version : That "Alpina bi-turbo" is back up on ebay...
Antrieb 12-19-2006, 02:29 PM ... but he must have taken the turbos off last week :rofl
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-535I_W0QQitemZ190063789418QQihZ009QQcategoryZ6008Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Let the mayhem begin again!
4500 RPM 12-19-2006, 02:32 PM No way! He's serious! :rofl
Antrieb 12-19-2006, 02:35 PM Me: "Oh no what happened to the turbos? Did you magically take them off last week?"
steve0suprem0 12-19-2006, 03:34 PM "The car did have work done to it but other ebayer's made remarks I didn't like, so to avoid any problems we will say the car is stock with some after market parts."
he he. sounds like he got some sand in his vagina.
xatlas0 12-19-2006, 03:43 PM Where did he get those engine pics?
romeox929 12-19-2006, 04:09 PM Where did he get those engine pics?
obviously not from the same camera used for the car shots.
the engine bay is not the same color as the car :shifty :shifty
M5Dook 12-19-2006, 04:57 PM I wonder what his separate engines are...
also, I see it's not EXTREME anymore either.
nixter 12-19-2006, 05:13 PM That car needs to be put down before it breeds.
flyeryan 12-19-2006, 05:20 PM the engine bay is not the same color as the car :shifty :shifty
If you look at the previous listing that has ended, it says "I started by taking the front nose off the car and sprayed the engine bay black."
Duh, that's the first thing I did when I bought my car. ;):rolleyes
cooljess76 12-19-2006, 05:46 PM LMAO! You've gotta be kidding me! This car has a custom body imported from Poland and the turbos are controlled by the OBC! It Has 200 MPH race tires, Though he did get it up to 205 on the salt flats. The 12" wide rear wheels have a 6 inch offset because it has 500hp! I wonder if they rub on the Ferarri exhaust? Afterall he did buy it from a Lambo dealer! That's the funniest thing I've heard all week
MMmmmpower 12-19-2006, 06:05 PM Wow I dont know what a bigger joke, the car or the owner
E28Emfive 12-19-2006, 06:09 PM looking at that made me want to cry...500hp bi-turbo????:bs
Jcbe34 12-19-2006, 06:35 PM unless that car is tubbed I don't think those wheels are 12" wide
attack eagle 12-19-2006, 06:52 PM me:
Do you have any pictures of the engine in the actual car you are selling? not those small res ones of the Alpina bi Turbo motor ?
///MeisterBrau 12-19-2006, 07:22 PM me:
Do you have any pictures of the engine in the actual car you are selling? not those small res ones of the Alpina bi Turbo motor ?
http://www.autopower.se/ovanligabmw/biturbo.asp
scroll down for the engine pic he vadered :rofl: :rofl:
Goat128 12-19-2006, 07:29 PM scroll down for the engine pic he vadered :rofl: :rofl:
This calls for a return of the angry pancake giant shifty
http://myspace-493.vo.llnwd.net/01427/39/42/1427682493_l.gif
acscnitzere34 12-19-2006, 08:53 PM That car is disturbing
Pofke13LT 12-19-2006, 09:11 PM Overall, this car drives like a dream and it will basically drive anywhere with a doubt
LOL, i prefer that my cars can drive to places without a doubt..
///Metal 12-19-2006, 10:20 PM So last week it was an Alpina and this week it's a 535i? This guy must be one hell of a mechanic.
spyrot1 12-19-2006, 10:36 PM I still love the non-working camaro hood scoop :stickoutt wonder if he'll sell me one?
I need that for my car... to go 205 on the salt flats:nono
RVAE34 12-19-2006, 10:47 PM That sig pic makes me want calypso
thatracer 12-19-2006, 10:58 PM wow this is too funny. This should be Bizzaro E34's sidekick.
acscnitzere34 12-19-2006, 11:01 PM ewww
thatracer 12-19-2006, 11:27 PM Here we go. Bizzaro E34 and Bi-Robin E34
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k271/thatracer5/bize34.jpg
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k271/thatracer5/Robin.jpg
cooljess76 12-20-2006, 12:19 AM Where can I get one of those Bizzaro and Bi-Robin body kits? My cousin Peter can probably make me one out of carbon but he lives all the way in Poland. No worries, I have an airplane with wheels!
cooljess76 12-20-2006, 12:24 AM Let me just plug my turbos into my extreme DVD player and you'll hear my Ferarri catback roar!
Wait, that's right. I think I remember seeing one of those body kits at the Lamborgini dealership!
atl530i 12-20-2006, 12:56 AM What a dumbass. He could not even post a bigger pic.
Arianboy 12-20-2006, 01:47 AM I'm not sure, maybe it's the "Texas Hold'em" drivers seat cover that really sets it all off
:lol
NashvilleE34 12-20-2006, 02:09 PM what a fuggn tool. That car needs to be put out of its misery....nice Z28 hood scoop tho.
VentoGT 12-20-2006, 03:15 PM Excellent use of the English language. What a dipshit.
Uriah 12-20-2006, 08:25 PM I wonder what it's gonna hit this time? He's even got 2 extra engines now... I wonder which one is the twin turbo?
cooljess76 12-20-2006, 08:26 PM Atleast the brake lines, lines and lines and all lines, lines, and lines have all been replaced.
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