View Full Version : That "Alpina bi-turbo" is back up on ebay...


Antrieb
12-19-2006, 02:29 PM
... but he must have taken the turbos off last week :rofl

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-535I_W0QQitemZ190063789418QQihZ009QQcategoryZ6008Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Let the mayhem begin again!

4500 RPM
12-19-2006, 02:32 PM
No way! He's serious! :rofl

Antrieb
12-19-2006, 02:35 PM
Me: "Oh no what happened to the turbos? Did you magically take them off last week?"

steve0suprem0
12-19-2006, 03:34 PM
"The car did have work done to it but other ebayer's made remarks I didn't like, so to avoid any problems we will say the car is stock with some after market parts."

he he. sounds like he got some sand in his vagina.

xatlas0
12-19-2006, 03:43 PM
Where did he get those engine pics?

romeox929
12-19-2006, 04:09 PM
Where did he get those engine pics?

obviously not from the same camera used for the car shots.

the engine bay is not the same color as the car :shifty :shifty

M5Dook
12-19-2006, 04:57 PM
I wonder what his separate engines are...

also, I see it's not EXTREME anymore either.

nixter
12-19-2006, 05:13 PM
That car needs to be put down before it breeds.

flyeryan
12-19-2006, 05:20 PM
the engine bay is not the same color as the car :shifty :shifty

If you look at the previous listing that has ended, it says "I started by taking the front nose off the car and sprayed the engine bay black."

Duh, that's the first thing I did when I bought my car. ;):rolleyes

cooljess76
12-19-2006, 05:46 PM
LMAO! You've gotta be kidding me! This car has a custom body imported from Poland and the turbos are controlled by the OBC! It Has 200 MPH race tires, Though he did get it up to 205 on the salt flats. The 12" wide rear wheels have a 6 inch offset because it has 500hp! I wonder if they rub on the Ferarri exhaust? Afterall he did buy it from a Lambo dealer! That's the funniest thing I've heard all week

MMmmmpower
12-19-2006, 06:05 PM
Wow I dont know what a bigger joke, the car or the owner

E28Emfive
12-19-2006, 06:09 PM
looking at that made me want to cry...500hp bi-turbo????:bs

Jcbe34
12-19-2006, 06:35 PM
unless that car is tubbed I don't think those wheels are 12" wide

attack eagle
12-19-2006, 06:52 PM
me:
Do you have any pictures of the engine in the actual car you are selling? not those small res ones of the Alpina bi Turbo motor ?

///MeisterBrau
12-19-2006, 07:22 PM
me:
Do you have any pictures of the engine in the actual car you are selling? not those small res ones of the Alpina bi Turbo motor ?

http://www.autopower.se/ovanligabmw/biturbo.asp

scroll down for the engine pic he vadered :rofl: :rofl:

Goat128
12-19-2006, 07:29 PM
scroll down for the engine pic he vadered :rofl: :rofl:

This calls for a return of the angry pancake giant shifty

http://myspace-493.vo.llnwd.net/01427/39/42/1427682493_l.gif

acscnitzere34
12-19-2006, 08:53 PM
That car is disturbing

Pofke13LT
12-19-2006, 09:11 PM
Overall, this car drives like a dream and it will basically drive anywhere with a doubt

LOL, i prefer that my cars can drive to places without a doubt..

///Metal
12-19-2006, 10:20 PM
So last week it was an Alpina and this week it's a 535i? This guy must be one hell of a mechanic.

spyrot1
12-19-2006, 10:36 PM
I still love the non-working camaro hood scoop :stickoutt wonder if he'll sell me one?
I need that for my car... to go 205 on the salt flats:nono

RVAE34
12-19-2006, 10:47 PM
That sig pic makes me want calypso

thatracer
12-19-2006, 10:58 PM
wow this is too funny. This should be Bizzaro E34's sidekick.

acscnitzere34
12-19-2006, 11:01 PM
ewww

thatracer
12-19-2006, 11:27 PM
Here we go. Bizzaro E34 and Bi-Robin E34
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k271/thatracer5/bize34.jpg

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k271/thatracer5/Robin.jpg

cooljess76
12-20-2006, 12:19 AM
Where can I get one of those Bizzaro and Bi-Robin body kits? My cousin Peter can probably make me one out of carbon but he lives all the way in Poland. No worries, I have an airplane with wheels!

cooljess76
12-20-2006, 12:24 AM
Let me just plug my turbos into my extreme DVD player and you'll hear my Ferarri catback roar!
Wait, that's right. I think I remember seeing one of those body kits at the Lamborgini dealership!

atl530i
12-20-2006, 12:56 AM
What a dumbass. He could not even post a bigger pic.

Arianboy
12-20-2006, 01:47 AM
I'm not sure, maybe it's the "Texas Hold'em" drivers seat cover that really sets it all off


:lol

NashvilleE34
12-20-2006, 02:09 PM
what a fuggn tool. That car needs to be put out of its misery....nice Z28 hood scoop tho.

VentoGT
12-20-2006, 03:15 PM
Excellent use of the English language. What a dipshit.

Uriah
12-20-2006, 08:25 PM
I wonder what it's gonna hit this time? He's even got 2 extra engines now... I wonder which one is the twin turbo?

cooljess76
12-20-2006, 08:26 PM
Atleast the brake lines, lines and lines and all lines, lines, and lines have all been replaced.