View Full Version : My girlfriend hates my e34....


forsaken
11-22-2006, 02:11 PM
and loves her ****ing saturn.

Just thought I'd rant.:mad

Goat128
11-22-2006, 02:14 PM
boo

ecangian
11-22-2006, 02:54 PM
Oh man I can relate, the wife prefers her Saturn over my bimmer. I attribute it to jealousy as she isn't able to make me smile 24/7 and the attention/raves the bimmer gets.

arakele
11-22-2006, 02:55 PM
the only thing mine likes about my e34 is the fact it has heated seats.

she loves my e36 though.

but neither as much as her CRV.... :shifty

CABMX78
11-22-2006, 02:58 PM
Kiss her ass to tha curb

///Metal
11-22-2006, 03:00 PM
Get a new girlfriend.

Lastb0isct
11-22-2006, 03:15 PM
Here are the steps to alleviate this "little problem" you have:
1. Open 535i trunk
2. Tie up girlfriend
3. Put girlfriend in trunk
4. Close 535i trunk
5. Drive car off cliff
6. Make sure to jump out of car

There are six easy steps for you to follow.

E34N
11-22-2006, 03:23 PM
Here are the steps to alleviate this "little problem" you have:
1. Open SATURN trunk
2. Tie up girlfriend
3. Put girlfriend in trunk
4. Close SATRUN trunk
5. Drive SATURN off cliff
6. Make sure to jump out of car

There are six easy steps for you to follow.

:confused Why lose both loves? Corrected!

SpunkyE30nOk
11-22-2006, 03:25 PM
Get a new girlfriend.
+1

MMmmmpower
11-22-2006, 03:40 PM
The only reason she hates it is becuase you probably show more love towards the e34.....good choice

moroza
11-22-2006, 03:46 PM
Oy

M5wanaB
11-22-2006, 03:49 PM
my girls hates mine too, she says I spend more time with It then I do her. LOL I think its just women all together, The only way I see to fix the problem is to buy her an E34 as well. BTW her saturn sucks. Which one is it again? ohh wait it doesnt matter cause they all suck!

boone.msi
11-22-2006, 03:52 PM
I got a hater gf too... but its only becuase i pay more money and spend more time on the e34.

she dosent like to drive it either, she says its too big:)

5271990
11-22-2006, 04:15 PM
There's plenty of women in the world and not that many e34's.

Therefore:
e34 > women

Simple maths

shragon
11-22-2006, 04:22 PM
saturn :rofl

forsaken
11-22-2006, 04:46 PM
I dont know if I should get a new girlfriend, she is kinda attached to me.

I do spend way to much time with my e34, and sometimes she gets mad. She has a 2001 yellow saturn sl1 (I think, they all look alike, imho) and when ever she drives, she wants me to drive it for her. God I hate that thing with a passion. I'm 6' 3'' and can barely squeeze in and make myself comforable. I'll take my 16 year old e34, thanks.

Whats worse is, not only does she hate my e34, she hates bimmers in general. She wants a ****ing 2003 white celica. Someone shoot me.

TreyG
11-22-2006, 05:08 PM
and loves her ****ing saturn.

Just thought I'd rant.:mad

kill her

BMVV4Life
11-22-2006, 05:11 PM
E34N had it right. Follow those steps and your problem is solved...
I dont know why all these girls are hatting on the e34's everyone i know loves it (besides those who are jealous that they dont have one :stickoutt )

Lastb0isct
11-22-2006, 05:27 PM
:confused Why lose both loves? Corrected!
You're completely correct, what an idioto i am.

Lastb0isct
11-22-2006, 05:30 PM
I dont know if I should get a new girlfriend, she is kinda attached to me.

I do spend way to much time with my e34, and sometimes she gets mad. She has a 2001 yellow saturn sl1 (I think, they all look alike, imho) and when ever she drives, she wants me to drive it for her. God I hate that thing with a passion. I'm 6' 3'' and can barely squeeze in and make myself comforable. I'll take my 16 year old e34, thanks.

Whats worse is, not only does she hate my e34, she hates bimmers in general. She wants a ****ing 2003 white celica. Someone shoot me.
The sex must be great because that's the only reason i can see to keep this girl. If her car preferences were related to every aspect of her life...i'd have to say jump off the boat man! lol, jk. Pay more attention to your car though, then she'll want to make up for the lost time in bed... =D

Mitchy540
11-22-2006, 05:45 PM
My fiance loved my BMW so much, we got her a 318 that she loves!! I am very lucky to have her.

LJSE34
11-22-2006, 05:52 PM
Women have smaller brains, it's science

attack eagle
11-22-2006, 05:53 PM
and loves her ****ing saturn.

Just thought I'd rant.:mad

Wife no longer hates the wagon (after 3 months explaining and demonstrating about the stomp to accelerate quickly) but still loves her 92 saturn more. It's quicker in stop and go, has better visibility,isn't as BIG (read long) and has a much tighter turning radius. And I'm not anal retentive about parking the Saturn in BFE where it can't get door dinged.

Things she likes about the wagon? Roomy hatch area for the stroller. Quiet at 80+ mph. Ride quality, Heater is WAY better than the Saturn (though the saturn is just a little better a/c) And it looks better. And the Tint rocks.

atl530i
11-22-2006, 06:24 PM
My wife likes my E34. Only complaint she tells me is that it is too black and morbid. Whatever :)

I'm getting her a white one soon. She is so happy about that.

Lee in Ottawa
11-22-2006, 06:25 PM
Been together with the gf for 6 years and with the e34 for around 4. My girlfriend has her moments where it 12 and i was suppost to meet her at 10 and i'm still under the 5er fixin or modifying something :) Can't help it, the bimmer needs love too. Anyways my gf is great she now needs a car and doesn't want a "big" e34 but wants this 4 door e30 around the corner from her house.

E34N
11-22-2006, 06:38 PM
My wife loves the BMW. We had a 318i ... then I got the E34. She loved them both. I am trying to talk her into getting an E34 M5..

///Metal
11-22-2006, 07:28 PM
My wife loves the BMW. We had a 318i ... then I got the E34. She loved them both. I am trying to talk her into letting me get an E34 M5..

Fixed.

E34N
11-22-2006, 07:56 PM
My wife loves the BMW. We had a 318i ... then I got the E34. She loved them both. I am trying to talk her into letting me get an E34 M5..
Fixed.

:( you're right.... she won't let me buy and sell any more cars right now.

E34 530
11-22-2006, 09:25 PM
My sister hates the e34 too. She thinks the car is too big, looks too old, and "the interior smells like crayons!!!" :rofl

NikosX
11-23-2006, 12:46 AM
I quit asking permission and started doing what I want. She can leave if she wants. He who cares less wins!!!!

Nick

SC David
11-23-2006, 02:34 AM
My gf thinks my car is classy, but doesn't like driving it since it feels too big, which is true compared to her E30. She doesn't think I'm crazy for spending so much money on the car, which is good, but she does think I'm crazy for going to meets and hanging out with you guys :rolleyes

At least she came out to Bimmerfest with me last year.

ontheroadagain
11-23-2006, 04:30 AM
My gf loves my car, and I hate hers. chevy cavalier ftl, the thing drives like a ****ing boat..actually, I've driven boats that corner better. She doesn't like it much either, so I end up driving us around everywhere (gas prices ftl).

No complaints though.

dovstar
11-23-2006, 05:24 AM
I have a new girlfriend for you if your interested. She's legal next year -- my 1989 E34. :)

angrypancake
11-23-2006, 01:11 PM
My sister loves the back seat of angrypancakes e34


being in TO sucks. so many wasted opportunities

Antrieb
11-23-2006, 01:41 PM
being in TO sucks. so many wasted opportunities
:rofl welcome back

E34 530
11-23-2006, 02:06 PM
being in TO sucks. so many wasted opportunities

she told me she was ready to like it, but found you with 2 other guys when she opened the door :dunno

Mblaster
11-23-2006, 02:30 PM
The CEO would prefer me to sell the ///M and get something more civilized...hence the car is not for sale.:alright

angrypancake
11-23-2006, 05:17 PM
she told me she was ready to like it, but found you with 2 other guys when she opened the door :dunno


duh, water tight. you need to have a word with her about that kinda stuff.

angrypancake
11-23-2006, 05:44 PM
:rofl welcome back

:wave i missed you guys :( :rofl

SC David
11-23-2006, 11:21 PM
:wave i missed you guys :( :rofl
I've been so lonely these past few nights.

wyldbil
11-24-2006, 01:12 AM
and loves her ****ing saturn.

Just thought I'd rant.:mad

Good heavens, a Yale woman...
Please tell her my Saturn joke.

Q) Why do they call them Saturns?
A) Because everything else runs rings around them!

My wife prefers her car to my e34 as well, but her car is a Z3 so I don't blame her.

angrypancake
11-24-2006, 01:22 AM
Good heavens, a Yale woman...



WHERE??!?!!??!? yale SUCKS

angrypancake
11-24-2006, 01:23 AM
I've been so lonely these past few nights.


shit yeah man, i was there for a week or something!

E34 530
11-24-2006, 02:02 PM
duh, water tight. you need to have a word with her about that kinda stuff.

:rofl Well at least I don't have to work at Fag Crew on Black Friday, so :flipa

wyldbil
11-24-2006, 06:56 PM
WHERE??!?!!??!? yale SUCKS

Never watched Gilligan have you? Whenever Mr. Howell sees someone do something beneath his dignity, he says "Good heavens, a Yale mahn!" That was my way of saying Saturn is beneath my dignity, as it should be all of ours...

Saturn :rolleyes Proof that P.T. Barnum was right!

Robke
11-24-2006, 08:53 PM
Man o man , i'm with my wife for 29 years now and she always agreed with my crazy passion for cars , when i bought my 7 i also bought her a 5 , she loves it to this day , after driving in a 850 a few weeks ago i told her i want one too ( just for the weekends :-) ) and she agreed in a second.
Man , do i have a F***ing good wife/life

NikosX
11-25-2006, 04:18 AM
How about moms understanding their kid's car passions? She didnt care as long as it only cost her insurance and nothing more. My dad never said a word. He's worse than I am. 68 cars in his lifetime.

As I grew up. 1992 325is, 1995 325is, 1997 528i, 1990 535i, 1991 850i, 1992 M5. Throw 3 Mercedes into the mix. (everybody makes mistakes)

Nick

NashvilleE34
11-25-2006, 12:28 PM
Well everyone has taste....but some only have it in their mouth. If she thinks a Saturn is the cats ass she needs to expeirence the finer things the auto industry has to offer.

ToppedOut525i
11-26-2006, 01:26 AM
Amen to that. :D

forsaken
11-26-2006, 01:45 PM
Well fellas... she has accepted that the e34, and many more BMWs will be apart of her life if she chooses to stick around... sooo..

She got me the coolest BMW polo from the stealer. Now I should just buy her an e36 and we'll be all set.

And yeah, the sex is fucking mindblowing too.

mose121
11-26-2006, 03:59 PM
time for a new GF.