Greetings Lovers and Gamblers,

Yesterday I humiliated a GTS Commodore on the Gore Hill expressway, one of those tinter yellow GTS 300kw models.

The middle aged dude driving came steaming up on the fast lane, all proud of his Holden and eager to challenge the foreign invader embodied by my unassuming BMW.

Cunningly slipping back into third and waiting for our hero to bust a move, I noticed the white knuckled concentration as he gripped his chunky steering wheel and urged his mount onward.

This time I let him get up level and just kept accelerating to keep half a car length in front. This taunting went on for some time until the road ahead began to look a touch congested, whereupon I booted it and pulled out in front of him.

Not content with this humiliation he came at me again a few minutes later through Lane Cove when we both cleared the traffic. This time I nailed it and didn't see him again until the next set of lights.

A friendly wave and toot of the horn as he cruised past marked the sign of a true gentlemen. And loser.

Sigh. So many wannabes, so little time ...

Until next time, your double demerit tempting, highway patrol dismissing BMW pilot.

Ha on saturday night i attended a skylines meet where we saw a Ronald McDonald (Yellow Monaro) get owned at the traffic lights by a lowly R33 GTSt, by about 5 car lengths! The Monaro was louder, but slower all the same...

its similar to the story of a guy in queensland with a 3.2 m3 and his adventures at a HSV track day at queensland raceway. he kept haggling with a new GTS and ended up overtaking him.

The GTS driver wasnt impressed that his $100k commodore wasnt as good as he thought it was, being beaten by a 'lowly' bmw :), which was stock, apart from a cat-back exhaust.

LS1s, man some of those guys are so cocky, it feels so good when you put them into their place.
Had a Habib driving in one with his Girlfriend gee me up in my car on the Pacific high way in St Leonads not so long ago in a 250kw version, big mistake!
Off a set of lights rolling, I wasn't even trying he got chomped, then proceeded to do the loser flyby after catching up the 15 car lengths...... Too easy!!

Although the day I come up against a real worked version will be scary!
5.7 L+ blower+ 4.11 diff gears= heaps of power and hopefully too much wheelspin to make it competitive off the mark!

on the Pacific high way in St Leonads

Bloody bogan... leave my area peaceful :D

then proceeded to do the loser flyby after catching up the 15 car lengths......

You gotta love the loser flyby.....

Bogan, hey I wasn't wearing a VB T shirt when I drove through!
St Leonards Peaceful area?:stickoutt Funny I seem to recall a certain R33 spiking the boost through there on many occasions, not to mention an M Coupe too.....

Once again - good kill Kenny-G!

EZ2002: How's my car going? Exhaust shop still good for 15th of January? Please email me with updates. THanks!