I was coming home from school yesterday, rolling in my dad's 1998 avus blue 318i. My 328i is in the shop, so I had to go with his beast... I get into the left lane to pass a Ford Focus... and a Geo metro peels out from Vassar College on the other side of the road and cuts me off. Let me tell you, this car was PIMPIN!! It was a shade of rusted, oxydized blue that I had never seen on a metro, possibly a custom job? Rusted steel rims, at least 12 inches wrapped with bald tires... this guy took no shortcuts. It had two stickers on the back, probably the drivers' racing sponsors. One said "What Would Jesus Do?" and the other read "Save the Earth." I deceided to test my luck. I got right behind it, we were both turning left. The light turned green, and we were off. He got into the right lane, and I was in the left. I left it in first gear through the turn so I could get a good look at the driver... White male, about 22 years old, big glasses, probably for racing protection. I threw it into second and punched it. I heard the roar of the three cylinders next to me. I Figured he was pushing about 65-70 HP, maybe 75 if the WWJD sponsor provided him with a turbo. So I threw it into third and it was probably 10 buslengths behind me. My first kill, in a 318!!! Can't wait to get the 328 back.

LMFAO :lol

haha

:bs

Haha j/k.

God threads like these..........:rolleyes The downfall of bimmerforums!

haha i like this one.. i love threads like this they always give a good life and there safe to talk about with out starting arguments..

oh yeah +1000 on your kill those little geos might be sleepers but some are just to dangerous when they got turbo's haha

:bs

I used to take those down in my 318i...nice kill

ooo, reading that made my day.

Never underestimate the power of the WWJD sticker. I think the finger of God is what pushes the Ferrari Enzo along. What if "He" suddenly decides to help the "meek" Geo enherit the earth..??? :devillook We'd be screwered.

Scott

318ftw!:d

:rofl great post

ROFL God bless you, I'll out do you in a few days when this gets hot.

lmao...that was hilarious. 12 inch wheels<--- lmao

I'm sure he still gets 50mpg while racing and with gas prices, he's technically the winner!

Didnt you even feel a little bad? But very nicley written though with just the right amount of sarcasm.

Its not a fair race 318's have been known to walk twin turbo rx7's than be spit on right after lol.

A piece of idiocy ;) And a waste of a false sardonic post!

Rogo

Did you dad buy your car?

bahahaha!

Is there nothing that can defeat the 318?

you are sooo wrong, come on, the WWJD turbo??? thats ridiculous, im positive it was the save the earth supercharger lol jk

bahahaha!

Is there nothing that can defeat the 318?

Only a turbo 318 ... and, on second thought, maybe Chuck Norris.

Only a turbo 318 ... and, on second thought, maybe Chuck Norris.

lmao! "only a turbo 318"

funniest post thus far.

finally a REAL 318 kill ..! hilarious write up , i love the "big glasses , probably for racing protection" . rofl ..

careful, some may get mad at you for wasting bandwith.. LOL...NICE KILL! I use to ride those GM1(Geo Metro 1.0 liter) at work, I was able to hang with CRX 88'...if i had a better launch, i was able to take them a fender 1-2-start of 3rd...lol... and for the record...its only 55HP-65HP to the crank.. imagine to the wheel...around 35-40 MaX.

A piece of idiocy ;) And a waste of a false sardonic post!

Rogo

Did you dad buy your car?


No, actually he bought the 318 a few years back, and I loved it... I got a job bussing tables at 15, became a waiter, and when I turned 16 last August, I had saved up about $11,000. I bought a 1998 328i, but it is having an electrical issue right now so it's in the shop...:mad

boring....

boring....

i thought it was quite entertaining, good kill man. get that 328i back, quickly before the metro fixes its WWJD turbo to seek revenge