So, heading to the gym to go work on my manly physique (:help ) i pull into to left turn lane to get on the highway. Route 41 for any Chicago north burb locals. So i slide into the turn lane and pull up behind a ratty lookin black cavalier. I didint think much of it untill i saw the ungodly huge Dtm tipped fart pipe out back:shifty .

So as i take my focus of the astonishing huge muffler hanging lazily out back i notice stickers.... lots of stickers.... The two most noticible being WEISCO stickers. This made me chuckle, because some one with a 50 cent pepboy muffler is gonna drop money on custom internals? (at least thats what WEISCO makes?)

So as i sit in the turn lane chuckling to my self i think the uber fast cavalier driver noticed me....

The light turns and we get the arrow, i follow him onto the two lane higway at normal speeds. Then as we straiten out i notice a large plume of black smoke erupt from the mad tyte dtm tips!:help :rolleyes And a wonderfull bumblebee noise also enters my ears.

So i was like eh, what the heck, and allowed my led foot to crash down upon the helpless pedal. Soon i catch the dtm,jdm,custom internal cavalier and leave him bus lengths behind in a symposium of Inline six sound.

:buttrock
The end

haha nice kill....damn domestic rice i tell ya

I cannot STAND farty mufflers.

Ok, I'll be first to admit that I don't know very much about modifying a vehicle for performance... but can anyone tell me if these cavernous, loud exhausts have any practical purpose at all?

Yes the they do. They are painstakingly designed to make the driver of any REAL car wince when they hear one, thereby giving the car with the fart cannon a few seconds head start while the driver of said REAL car regains there composure. ;)

Nice kill man, gotta love those cavaliers...

Man all those stickers should have atleast given him 40hp?!? wierd, maybe he didnt know you where racing....hahaha

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1818/jdmcavalierkj5.jpg

Nice picture, but they spelled "pwned" wrong.

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9702/53toyotacavalieryw8.jpg

toyota used to import these things to asia and other parts of the world. :stickoutt

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1818/jdmcavalierkj5.jpg

interesting doors.. :confused

I always hated suicide doors, or whatever you call those things. I have a hard enough time getting into my car now.I can see that being handy in a parking lot though, when some turd parks like... a half inch away.

"Lambo doors" is a good enough title. Suicide doors are COMPLETELY different, they open backwards, ex. Mazda RX8.

http://www.teamzoom.net/albums/4tag/RX8_Doors.sized.jpg

Actually, I like suicide doors then. I just don't like off-lambo lambo doors.

I think the rx8 doors in the pic looks really practical and useful, and when closed it doesn't really look 4 door. That's kinda cool.

btw, there a reason the guy parks on his grass and not the paved driveway next to it?

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1818/jdmcavalierkj5.jpg

LOL at that guy

But it was DTM cavalier....:shifty

btw, there a reason the guy parks on his grass and not the paved driveway next to it?

You look into things too much!

I'm curious by nature (no homo). I got your point though.

I'm just a man who's passionate about his lawn, I tell you hwut. /hank hill

fart cans = :love1 for me

I don't doubt that people like them. I'm just really curious as to how they can enhance a driving experience at all.

My cousin has one on his GTI, but because of his engine mods and whatnot, he shoots flames and gets a deep v6 growl from it. But I don't see it giving him any type of advantage.

Chevy Crap-O-Liers...:rolleyes

I'll never forget being in a traffic jam by one, and at the time my e30 325e had a bit of intermittent belt chatter. The Crap-O-Lier driving miscreant (white pseudo-homey-gee type) began to vocally mock my belt chatter.
I simply asked him to meet me at the front where the jam broke up and we'd see who mocked who. He shut up, wouldn't look at me and turned off first chance he got. Ten years later, I am still disappointed I didn't get to own the punk. :cool