View Full Version : Battle of the Slow - Miata vs. 318i


TheBog
08-15-2006, 03:57 PM
Disclaimer: Yes, my car is slow. So was his. However, I think our cars were pretty evenly matched, so it's a much better race than some 325i vs. LS1 or whatever mismatched race that gets posted up here sometimes. And hey, I've got a Miata, there's not too many BMWs I'm competitive with...in a straight line.:devillook

So there I was, coming home from chilling at a friend's house at about 2 am last night, on William Cannon for all you Austinites. It's a four-lane road, and there was absolutely no traffic - it was Monday night, after all.

There's an apartment complex to my right up ahead, and in the parking lot I see an E36 of some sort pulling out of the gate pretty quickly. He almost gets onto William Cannon, but then stops abruptly and lets me go by. So I figure he's probably in a hurry, and might be up for some "spirited" driving. :D

The light turns red up ahead (Westgate and Wm. Cannon), and I stop and wait for him to pull up beside me. I scope him out of the corner of my eye. Twentysomething bald white guy, with a backwards ball cap :help and loud music playing.

The light turns green, and I pull away somewhat aggressively, just to let him know I'm interested. He hangs back a few lengths, pacing me, than as I slow down and start cruising again, he accelerates and blows by me. I spot the 318i badge and single exhaust pipe. Oh, it's on. :evil2

I stay with him, and the next light is red up ahead. I pull up next to him, look over and grin stupidly at him...he's looking over at me with that intense street racer stare. I make a show of looking around for cops. The streets are clear, the opposite traffic lights turn yellow, he's inching forward a little bit in anticipation, I slot my shifter into first and raise the revs to 2 grand...

Green! I slip the clutch and go WOT, getting a much better launch than he does. Wind 1st out to 7000 rpm, shift to 2nd (slowly...my 2nd gear synchro isn't in the best of shape :( ), check my mirror, and he's already 1 car length back, but still with me. Wind out 2nd...he's now 1.5 lengths back and we're coming to a hill, shift into 3rd, oh crap we're doing 60 mph already, and I don't know what's on the other side of this hill, so I shut down. He goes flying past me, and runs the light up ahead which is turning red. :nono I stop for the light.

Well, he knows I won, otherwise he wouldn't have run that red, but I want to catch up to him and talk to him, so when the light turns green I take off and push my car hard to try and catch him. I pass light after light without seeing him, then up ahead at another red, I see a stopped car...I get closer, yep, it's an E36!

Just as I pull up next to him, the light turns green and he takes off again once he spots me beside him. I pace him, not wanting to risk a ticket. Finally we come to another red, and I'm able to pull up beside him again. I motion for him to roll down his window, and he does.

I tell him nice run, and that his car's pretty fast. He turned out to be pretty cool, and gave props to me and my car as well. He said he was stock, with 144k miles :) , I forgot to ask if it was stick or not. He said he was heading to a party, so I said good luck and turned off and went on my merry way.

So anyway, I finally got a race with a 318i, which I thought would be a good match for my car. The race pretty much happened the way I thought it would (I pull on him, but as the speeds get higher I stop pulling) due to my weight advantage and shorter gearing. So, if you're on here 318i guy, good race and nice car, but you KNOW I beat you...;)

Cliff notes: Miata takes 318i by a few lengths up to 60 mph, then 318i does a flyby and runs a red light, Miata chases 318i down, driver turns out to be cool.

callahanw
08-15-2006, 04:02 PM
Good story, pretty rare thing on this forum.

Hugo
08-15-2006, 05:10 PM
Battle of the slugs FTW!

dfyoung10
08-15-2006, 05:13 PM
The movable object meets the resistable force.

Dubbedown
08-15-2006, 05:21 PM
wow, 2 slow cars, yet enjoyable reading.

and you only used one of the "dummy's guide to street racing story" phrases... "it's on"

kudos to you, lol!

TheBog
08-15-2006, 05:45 PM
wow, 2 slow cars, yet enjoyable reading.

and you only used one of the "dummy's guide to street racing story" phrases... "it's on"

kudos to you, lol!

Haha, that's hilarious, you have to post the rest of the "dummy's guide" now.

Dubbedown
08-15-2006, 06:09 PM
Haha, that's hilarious, you have to post the rest of the "dummy's guide" now.

surely:

"it's on"
"riced out"
"3rd gear sweet spot" (as if 1st, 2nd and 5th are sweet spots for other cars)
"had em in the twisties"
"thumbs up"
"as if he we was going in reverse"
"my mods include intake & chip" (the obvious difference makers)
"anything can happen on the street"
"turned off traction"
"i beat him because of his boostleak"
"because his vtec didn't kick in yet..."
"fwd ftl"

sleepy740
08-15-2006, 10:12 PM
...he's now 1.5 lengths back and we're coming to a hill, shift into 3rd, oh crap we're doing 60 mph already...

haha...i love this :D how fast can you go in first...like 25 mph??? im glad you put a 318 in his place...i cant tell you how funny it is when i see some kid rockin his 318/325 on campus!!! they always wear those sick shades and have the backwards baseball hat on too...and sometimes i get the pleasure to see a kid wearing a sweat band on his wrist...just in case he has to wipe sweat off of his face i suppose :shifty my highschool baseball coach used to always say..."the only ones who wear their hats backwards are c0ck suckers."
anyways, nice kill:buttrock

PirateJake
08-15-2006, 10:20 PM
:( i wear my hat backwards (wearing it forward makes my shaggy hair look like shit)... *gayest thing i've said all day*

nice kill sir... the only 318 owners i know (two) are crazy SOBs

TheBog
08-16-2006, 12:22 AM
haha...i love this :D how fast can you go in first...like 25 mph???
Something like that. Miata gearing is short as hell - I'm turning 3750 rpm in top gear at 70 mph :eek: - but it keeps the engine in the powerband. I'm sure my gearing is better than a 318i.

sleepy740
08-16-2006, 02:35 PM
:( i wear my hat backwards (wearing it forward makes my shaggy hair look like shit)... *gayest thing i've said all day*

nice kill sir... the only 318 owners i know (two) are crazy SOBs

hahaha!!! oh man you shouldnt have said that :(

sleepy740
08-16-2006, 02:36 PM
Something like that. Miata gearing is short as hell - I'm turning 3750 rpm in top gear at 70 mph :eek: - but it keeps the engine in the powerband. I'm sure my gearing is better than a 318i.

damn thats crazy...haha, my 7er is at like 1.5k at 70mph i think :stickoutt

SDCLS
08-16-2006, 06:03 PM
i always heard about how slow but fun the Miatas are to drive. i recently test drove 2 NBs and had a blast with them. i managed to get both salesmen make use of the oh-sh** handles.

that was a good race to read. it was believable.

mikese36
08-16-2006, 06:47 PM
I believe I could take the miata:D

Ryan666
08-16-2006, 08:02 PM
That was the most enertaining thing I've read all day.
Nice kill.

TheBog
08-17-2006, 06:08 PM
damn thats crazy...haha, my 7er is at like 1.5k at 70mph i think :stickoutt
Autobahn gearing FTW!

i always heard about how slow but fun the Miatas are to drive. i recently test drove 2 NBs and had a blast with them. i managed to get both salesmen make use of the oh-sh** handles.
If you're gonna buy a Miata, the NB is the one to get. I think it looks the best out of all three generations. It definitely reduces a little bit of the girly factor that the first generation had.

I believe I could take the miata
I believe it would be a good race :stickoutt