Dear Osama,

I would like to thank you and your other friends especially 24+ friends for making my life hell. I hope this letter finds you in good spirits, because I for damn sure am not right now at my desk. As you probably don’t know, or maybe you do because you could be living next door to me and the US government would not know. Being as they still can’t find you. But, I fly twice a week for my job using commercial airlines. I am not privileged as you are to come from a rich family and fly by G4. On 9/11 you blew up some buildings and now we have to spend Billions of dollars on Home Land Defense and other stuff, like trying to find you. You made my commute longer because of this, but your most recent effort that was hopefully stopped has chapped my ass this morning. Now we are no longer allowed to carry on liquids, gels etc. So I had to check my bag this morning. I had a small bag within my bag to keep all of my “non safe items” so that I could leave this bag at the hotel so I would never have to check my bag again. Due to the exponential number of bags being checked it is hard for airports to process all of the bags and get them on the planes. This morning my bag did not make it to White Plaines with me. I am now here with just my laptop and what I have on. Maybe where you are from they like the smell of B.O. but not so much in the U.S.A. I guess they probably don’t have adequate plumbing in the caves of Afghanistan. So maybe you do like the smell of B.O. I was told by Delta that they are trying as hard as they can to get the bags to their proper destination but they are having a hard time. I was told that it might not arrive before the morning. I will now have to go buy clothes on a day to day basis to go to work. For once I don’t blame Delta ATL is the worlds busiest airport I blame you. And if I ever meet you I would love to shove my 22” Tweed Hartmann bag up your ass with no lube. I hope Tim puts 762 Grains of Diplomacy in your right Testicle.

Sincerely,
Leland E. Hicks

P.S. Dirka Dirka

:rofl

:handclap




Sorry to hear you had a bad time of it, though. :az

Shi-ite. I'm about to fly to LA for 2 weeks... last thing I need is to be clothless in LA. Sounds like the name of a ghey movie.

Osama meets 762

:smilielaz

That sucks and doubt it is going to get any better:(

Dear Osama,

I would like to thank you and your other friends especially 24+ friends for making my life hell. I hope this letter finds you in good spirits, because I for damn sure am not right now at my desk. As you probably don’t know, or maybe you do because you could be living next door to me and the US government would not know. Being as they still can’t find you. But, I fly twice a week for my job using commercial airlines. I am not privileged as you are to come from a rich family and fly by G4. On 9/11 you blew up some buildings and now we have to spend Billions of dollars on Home Land Defense and other stuff, like trying to find you. You made my commute longer because of this, but your most recent effort that was hopefully stopped has chapped my ass this morning. Now we are no longer allowed to carry on liquids, gels etc. So I had to check my bag this morning. I had a small bag within my bag to keep all of my “non safe items” so that I could leave this bag at the hotel so I would never have to check my bag again. Due to the exponential number of bags being checked it is hard for airports to process all of the bags and get them on the planes. This morning my bag did not make it to White Plaines with me. I am now here with just my laptop and what I have on. Maybe where you are from they like the smell of B.O. but not so much in the U.S.A. I guess they probably don’t have adequate plumbing in the caves of Afghanistan. So maybe you do like the smell of B.O. I was told by Delta that they are trying as hard as they can to get the bags to their proper destination but they are having a hard time. I was told that it might not arrive before the morning. I will now have to go buy clothes on a day to day basis to go to work. For once I don’t blame Delta ATL is the worlds busiest airport I blame you. And if I ever meet you I would love to shove my 22” Tweed Hartmann bag up your ass with no lube. I hope Tim puts 762 Grains of Diplomacy in your right Testicle.

Sincerely,
Leland E. Hicks

P.S. Dirka Dirka

Lee,

I just forwarded this to my former teammates. Within 5 minutes I had a reply. My former BUD/s classmate and best friend is the CO of Team 8, Mitch told me he printed out a copy for the next rotation to carry with them. It gave everyone a hardy laugh, they said when they find Osama they are going to personally deliver your letter to him and give it as the reason they are on his doorstep.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Tim

Lee,

I just forwarded this to my former teammates. Within 5 minutes I had a reply. My former BUD/s classmate and best friend is the CO of Team 8, Mitch told me he printed out a copy for the next rotation to carry with them. It gave everyone a hardy laugh, they said when they find Osama they are going to personally deliver your letter to him and give it as the reason they are on his doorstep.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Tim

That would be beyond awesome if you had a pic with Leland's letter when they get him.

Lee,

I just forwarded this to my former teammates. Within 5 minutes I had a reply. My former BUD/s classmate and best friend is the CO of Team 8, Mitch told me he printed out a copy for the next rotation to carry with them. It gave everyone a hardy laugh, they said when they find Osama they are going to personally deliver your letter to him and give it as the reason they are on his doorstep.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Tim

That is hilarious, I would just settle for my luggage. But, what would be great is a reimbursement for my clothes I just bought. Being Delta only gives you $24 a day after 24 hours.

$16.99 Shirt
$8.99 3 pack of socks
$12.99 3 pack of undershirts
$19.99 pants
$2.99 toothbrush
$3.49 deodorant
$3.00 tooth paste
The look on Osama face as a 22" Hartmann Tweed bag is shoved up his ass PRICELESS

That would be beyond awesome if you had a pic with Leland's letter when they get him.

I can see it now on CNN & Fox News. I really do have some kick ass friends and former teammates. I wouldn't be surprised that if they are the ones who finally dig Osama's ass out of a cave somewhere that they didn't snap a picture of him with the letter in his lap or face.

That is hilarious, I would just settle for my luggage. But, what would be great is a reimbursement for my clothes I just bought. Being Delta only gives you $24 a day after 24 hours.

$16.99 Shirt
$8.99 3 pack of socks
$12.99 3 pack of undershirts
$19.99 pants
$2.99 toothbrush
$3.49 deodorant
$3.00 tooth paste
The look on Osama face as a 22" Hartmann Tweed bag is shoved up his ass PRICELESS

LOL, I'll send this in to them as well, I know Mitch and the rest of Team 8 will get a kick out of it. Hell might as well send it in to Mastercard too, who knows you might just get a commercial made out of it.

That is hilarious, I would just settle for my luggage. But, what would be great is a reimbursement for my clothes I just bought. Being Delta only gives you $24 a day after 24 hours.

$16.99 Shirt
$8.99 3 pack of socks
$12.99 3 pack of undershirts
$19.99 pants
$2.99 toothbrush
$3.49 deodorant
$3.00 tooth paste
The look on Osama face as a 22" Hartmann Tweed bag is shoved up his ass PRICELESS
:rofl :rofl :rofl @ your new avatar!


Maybe you need to talk to the people who make milk cartons... :D

which team is dev team?

Dear Osama,

I am writing you again asking for your mercy. The wonderful people at Delta foiled another of your terrorist plots this week. My bag was returned to me on Wednesday night safe and sound to my hotel. So HA HA HA HA. You might have hijacked my bag for a couple of days and pissed me off but you have not taken away my American spirit. Mr. Osama or whatever you want to be called. I should call you Yogi for the amount of time you spend in those caves. I beg of you if you have any bone of kindness in your body, which I am sure you don’t but any ways. I beg you not to plan another terrorist attack on my Hartmann bag this afternoon. I know in my last letter I said I was not going to check a bag again but circumstances have changed. I will be transporting a case of Yuengling Black & Tans this week. The beers are for Tim and the Atlanta area Bf.c meet this Saturday. As you probably don’t know these beers are not available in GA. I have put as much planning to find theses beers as you have on blowing me (Americans) up. So please just let this bag safely make it to Atlanta when I arrive. If not I hope that you are skull Fcuked by a horny Hippo. After such event I believe a public stoning is in order. You should be drug behind an America pickup ( maybe Hell Raiser will loan his) to every city where every “legal” citizen should have a chance to throw a stone at you. But you shall be kept alive until everyone has had a fair chance. Then you shall be strapped inside a plane and exploded over the ocean on live television. This is the way you want all the people you have brain washed to die so you should get your chance too. In closing please let my bag make it so we can have a good time on Saturday.

Sincerely,

Leland E. Hicks

So say us all.. So say us all..

which team is dev team?

When they shut down Six in the early 90's they changed the name and restructured Six to become a lighter CT-Centric force called Dev Group. It has no specific Team number since it pulls members from the best of each Team. It's still based out of the old Six buildings at Dam Neck.

Dear Osama,

I am writing you again asking for your mercy. The wonderful people at Delta foiled another of your terrorist plots this week. My bag was returned to me on Wednesday night safe and sound to my hotel. So HA HA HA HA. You might have hijacked my bag for a couple of days and pissed me off but you have not taken away my American spirit. Mr. Osama or whatever you want to be called. I should call you Yogi for the amount of time you spend in those caves. I beg of you if you have any bone of kindness in your body, which I am sure you don’t but any ways. I beg you not to plan another terrorist attack on my Hartmann bag this afternoon. I know in my last letter I said I was not going to check a bag again but circumstances have changed. I will be transporting a case of Yuengling Black & Tans this week. The beers are for Tim and the Atlanta area Bf.c meet this Saturday. As you probably don’t know these beers are not available in GA. I have put as much planning to find theses beers as you have on blowing me (Americans) up. So please just let this bag safely make it to Atlanta when I arrive. If not I hope that you are skull Fcuked by a horny Hippo. After such event I believe a public stoning is in order. You should be drug behind an America pickup ( maybe Hell Raiser will loan his) to every city where every “legal” citizen should have a chance to throw a stone at you. But you shall be kept alive until everyone has had a fair chance. Then you shall be strapped inside a plane and exploded over the ocean on live television. This is the way you want all the people you have brain washed to die so you should get your chance too. In closing please let my bag make it so we can have a good time on Saturday.

Sincerely,

Leland E. Hicks

:buttrock

When they shut down Six in the early 90's they changed the name and restructured Six to become a lighter CT-Centric force called Dev Group. It has no specific Team number since it pulls members from the best of each Team. It's still based out of the old Six buildings at Dam Neck.



:buttrock

awesome.
is there still a polar team? i forget the exact name of it

awesome.
is there still a polar team? i forget the exact name of it

Team 2 used to have the Artic AO, in fact they were the only Artic Warfare capable team.