Alright everyone, it's that time of the month again! Time for another cookout and drinking fest. For those of you who didn't make it to the last one, we missed you but we had fun without you.

When: Saturday, August 19th, 6 pm
Where: Tim's (tpattison) house

Directions: PM (http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/private.php?do=newpm&u=24227) me for a Google Map link and my cell #

The format is the same as last time. Everyone bring dead animals for grilling, drinks if you want them, and dead hookers in the trunks of your BMWs are always welcome.

Also, if you are a cigar smoker bring some of those as well.

I'll have the grill with a full tank of propane, plates, cups, etc.

BTW, gifts for the host are always welcome (i.e. Yuengling's Black & Tan or Cigars will do). :devillook

Everyone here knows the drill, time to start the list.

1. Tim (Wife will be out of town at a Veterinary Conference)

1. Tim (Wife will be out of town at a Veterinary Conference)
2. Brian
3. Rachael

Fockers.

I'll be outta town, but want to come!

Fockers.

I'll be outta town, but want to come!

:finger22

Sorry G, just schedule around next month's cookout then. Looks like next month will either be the 13th or the 27th.

:finger22

Sorry G, just schedule around next month's cookout then. Looks like next month will either be the 13th or the 27th.

Those are Wednesday's.

As for this weekend...the wife and I are heading to Blue Ridge with some friends this weekend. Sorry we won't be able to make it.

jason

Those are Wednesday's.

As for this weekend...the wife and I are heading to Blue Ridge with some friends this weekend. Sorry we won't be able to make it.

jason

Grrrr, then the 16th or 30th. Not a good day so far. Another bad day I can blame on the Muslim Terrorists. :shifty

1. Tim (Wife will be out of town at a Veterinary Conference)
2. Brian
3. Rachael
4. Lee, + fat friend, maybe roommate, Black & Tan maybe, Series R's Fo Shizzel

1. Tim (Wife will be out of town at a Veterinary Conference)
2. Brian
3. Rachael
4. Lee, + fat friend, maybe roommate, Black & Tan maybe, Series R's Fo Shizzel
5. Karl
6. Nicole

4. Lee, + fat friend, maybe roommate, Black & Tan maybe, Series R's Fo Shizzel

Tell Tiny that my dogs can't wait to see him again. :rofl

Roger that on the B&T's, I do understand. I might have to let you "borrow" one of my Pelican cases to ship some back in. We'll mark it as BT related supplies and expedite the shipping!!! :D

At least the #6 Maduros will make it intact, that is unless Director Toss-off, I mean Chertoff, has watched too many 3 Stooges re-runs and decides cigars can be used as IEDs now. :devillook

AutoX is that day.

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Meet us! :stickoutt

Fockers.
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Meet us! :stickoutt

Learn how to quote.

I like little boys.

Roger. Sorry, Bill. :stickoutt

Learn how to quote.
:ponder

O rly? :devillook


:D

:ponder

O rly? :devillook


:D

quoteowned!!:stickoutt

:ponder

O rly? :devillook


:D

That wasn't my fault...if you quote his original post, it screws up your own post because he has the codes wrong.

P.S. That was a good photoshop....

That wasn't my fault...if you quote his original post, it screws up your own post because he has the codes wrong.
Uh-huh... :rolleyes

P.S. That was a good photoshop....
:rofl :rofl :rofl

And that was a good try! :D

Lee, you've promised to bring said "fat friend" on many occasions but have failed us. You better come through this time!!! ;)

Lee, you've promised to bring said "fat friend" on many occasions but have failed us. You better come through this time!!! ;)

chubby chaser...


:stickoutt

chubby chaser...
:lol

Lo, the unintentional hilarity!! :rofl



:D

:lol

Lo, the unintentional hilarity!! :rofl



:D

I got it, I got it!!!

:redspot :redspot :redspot

I got it, I got it!!!

:redspot :redspot :redspot

STD?


:stickoutt


And, the original post had no ill intentions toward "B"...:stickoutt

:rofl

chubby chaser...


:stickoutt

I know! And that's hard to believe considering I've never hit on you...

I know! And that's hard to believe considering I've never hit on you...

:stickoutt

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http://cheesepie.net/images/bigshifty-small.gif
http://cheesepie.net/images/bigshifty-small.gif

:rofl

Now back to our regularly scheduled list.

1. Tim (Wife will be out of town at a Veterinary Conference)
2. Brian
3. Rachael
4. Lee, + fat friend, maybe roommate, Black & Tan maybe, Series R's Fo Shizzel
5. Karl
6. Nicole

Tentatively attending (solo) - will know for sure by Friday. Looking forward to meeting y'all. I'll bring you a cigar. :evil2

1. Tim (Wife will be out of town at a Veterinary Conference)
2. Brian
3. Rachael
4. Lee, + fat friend, maybe roommate, Black & Tan maybe, Series R's Fo Shizzel
5. Karl
6. Nicole
7. Joe (jawjatek) - Maybe
8. Denton (4500 RPM) - right now yes

Why do i have a feeling it is going to be the "usual suspects" again

Why do i have a feeling it is going to be the "usual suspects" again

Because everyone else isn't any fun of course.

Because everyone else isn't any fun of course.

Of course...

Why do i have a feeling it is going to be the "usual suspects" again

Does this bother you?? Do you have something you'd like to say?? You don't have to bring your sorry ass. :rolleyes





;)

as I push the cart in the grocery store I say let there be black and tans. They only have 1 case I shall search for more.

Does this bother you?? Do you have something you'd like to say?? You don't have to bring your sorry ass. :rolleyes





;)

:rofl :rofl :rofl

as I push the cart in the grocery store I say let there be black and tans. They only have 1 case I shall search for more.

Oh Please Oh Please Beer Gods let there be more!!!!

Well my search came up empty tonight but there is still tomorrow night.

1. Tim (Wife will be out of town at a Veterinary Conference)
2. Brian
3. Rachael
4. Lee, + fat friend, maybe roommate, Black & Tan maybe, Series R's Fo Shizzel
5. Karl
6. Nicole
7. Joe (jawjatek) - Maybe
8. Denton (4500 RPM) - right now yes
9. 2 H.E.R.O. Unit friends of mine

Osama willing we will have Black & Tans. I was only able to find one case this week but I know where the mother load is. They get a shipment on Saturday. So I hink I am going to buy a cooler next week and check it.

Might be bringing a friend from London to visit.. not sure yet.

Osama willing we will have Black & Tans. I was only able to find one case this week but I know where the mother load is. They get a shipment on Saturday. So I hink I am going to buy a cooler next week and check it.

:b_green :shine :phatyo: :woowoo:

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1. Tim (Wife will be out of town at a Veterinary Conference)
2. Brian
3. Rachael
4. Lee, + fat friend, maybe roommate, Black & Tan maybe, Series R's Fo Shizzel
5. Karl
6. Nicole
7. Joe (jawjatek) - Maybe
8. Denton (4500 RPM) - right now yes
9. 2 H.E.R.O. Unit friends of mine
10. Hank (Hammer - will also have wife and son)

First I would like to say I had fun. Second I would like to apologize for my Fat Friend. Some people think they can hang with me drinking all day long. Clearly Fat boy can't, although he always likes to try. He fails brilliantly every time. On Friday we went out drinking all night, woke up and went to Neighbors. My friends and I have a monthly pancake breakfast. We go to neighbors at 12-1 and eat only breakfast food and drink, Bloody Maries, screw drivers, etc all afternoon. Then we went to the bowling alley and drank beer. Then from there to the cookout. I was drunk a total of 3 times before getting to the cookout and had more to drink than him and still he manages to embarrass himself. I can't wait for the pictures of Fat Boy.

Damn...

First I would like to say I had fun. Second I would like to apologize for my Fat Friend. Some people think they can hang with me drinking all day long. Clearly Fat boy can't, although he always likes to try. He fails brilliantly every time. On Friday we went out drinking all night, woke up and went to Neighbors. My friends and I have a monthly pancake breakfast. We go to neighbors at 12-1 and eat only breakfast food and drink, Bloody Maries, screw drivers, etc all afternoon. Then we went to the bowling alley and drank beer. Then from there to the cookout. I was drunk a total of 3 times before getting to the cookout and had more to drink than him and still he manages to embarrass himself. I can't wait for the pictures of Fat Boy.

Okay, let's see some pictures...

Yes please. Poor fat dude...

Unfortunately the pics came out too damn blurry when I looked at them on my laptop. I'll try to clean them up and post them later. It was funny as hell watching Lee's fat friend go from semi-sober to fall down puking drunk. It was even funnier watching him try to hold a conversation with Kenny, our new Fulton County Sherriff friend.

Rule to remember, never ask me to make you a drink if you didn't bring your "A" game!

:buttrock

Ok I will post the ones I took with my phone of the aftermath.

Dr. Dash blacked out on my window in the parking lot
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j114/LoveLEE143/IMAGE16.jpg

This is after I rolled his head up in the window and he still did not come to.
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j114/LoveLEE143/IMAGE17.jpg

This is after Nic and I had to carry his dead weight fat ass up 3 sets of stairs. If Nic was not home I would had to have left him in the car.
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j114/LoveLEE143/IMAGE18.jpg

Dr. Dash an hour later on the floor
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j114/LoveLEE143/IMAGE20.jpg

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j114/LoveLEE143/IMAGE21.jpg

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j114/LoveLEE143/IMAGE22.jpg

Dude, thats messed up, lol.

:rofl

Well since Tim is too nice (HA HA HA HA HA) to say it.. Where was:


7. Joe (jawjatek) - Maybe
8. Denton (4500 RPM) - right now yes
10. Hank (Hammer - will also have wife and son)

Hmm?? :confused

;)

Although Joe was a maybe....

Well since Tim is too nice (HA HA HA HA HA) to say it.. Where was:


7. Joe (jawjatek) - Maybe
8. Denton (4500 RPM) - right now yes
10. Hank (Hammer - will also have wife and son)

Hmm?? :confused

;)

Although Joe was a maybe....

I'm pissed I didn't end up making it...I was in Athens a few days longer than expected but had a blast at UGA so...:D

Glad to see it was a good time!

Well since Tim is too nice (HA HA HA HA HA) to say it.. Where was:


7. Joe (jawjatek) - Maybe
8. Denton (4500 RPM) - right now yes
10. Hank (Hammer - will also have wife and son)

Hmm?? :confused

;)

Although Joe was a maybe....

:rofl

Not too nice to say it, just getting old saying it. Hank has been a two time no show BTW. Adeel just sent me a PM saying I should have called him, he needs to get his ass online a little more.

I'm pissed I didn't end up making it...I was in Athens a few days longer than expected but had a blast at UGA so...:D

Glad to see it was a good time!


It's always a good time! :buttrock

Adeel just sent me a PM saying I should have called him, he needs to get his ass online a little more.



:shifty

I didnt have any internet!

I ended up stuck at home with my son when the wife and daughter "had plans" I was unaware of and preempted me. I was too buzzed to drive, anyway. :eyecrazy

I ended up stuck at home with my son when the wife and daughter "had plans" I was unaware of and preempted me. I was too buzzed to drive, anyway. :eyecrazy

:orangesle

I ended up stuck at home with my son when the wife and daughter "had plans" I was unaware of and preempted me. I was too buzzed to drive, anyway. :eyecrazy


Oh, familial obligations. #$%!@&* sister of mine...:mad

Oh, familial obligations. #$%!@&* sister of mine...:mad

Story time!!! :ponder

Oh, familial obligations. #$%!@&* sister of mine...:mad

At least Brian called to let us know. Y'all were the only ones on the list considerate enough to do that. ;)

Story time!!! :ponder

M- "Like OMG!! I have moved back to GT for the year, but I,like, totally forgot my extra contacts. They're in my bathroom at mom and daddy's. Now I've, like, lost one of them, and I'm running around with only a contact in my right eye. It totally sucks!!! Could you bring me my extra contacts?? I have soooo much sorority stuff to do that I can't drive home and get them. I start classes on Monday!! I CAN'T wear my glasses!!"

My Dad- "It would be great if you could take those contacts out to your sister. We realize she's a real dumbass, but we would appreciate it so much. Save us a trip...blah, blah, blah."

:rolleyes I got the common sense; she got the...well...you know...

I start classes on Monday!! I CAN'T wear my glasses!!"
:confused

A real style-over-substance kinda gal, huh? :rolleyes

FTMFL :thumbdown

:rolleyes I got the common sense; she got the...well...you know...

:rofl :rofl :rofl

:rolleyes I got the common sense; she got the...well...you know...

yeah, she did.

She woulda got a fex-ex package if it were my sister.