flight was delayed. Now we have been on the runway for at least 2 hours. There are 60 planes waiting to take off right now. They just told us it would be at least one more hour. This is bullshit. This sucks.

Fucking terrorists.

And here I was thinking how much it sucks that I won't be able to travel with my shaving/shower kit in my carry-on anymore...

Driving my own car, on my own schedule, with my own stuff, and telling the TSA to KMA, FTMFW!!!!1!1!!11!oneone1dammit! :321


:cool

Flying to saint simons on Saturday- arriving at PDK: 8am, taking off at 8:30, arriving at 9:30am. Taking all the gels, liquids, sharp objects I want. Life is good.

Flying to saint simons on Saturday- arriving at PDK: 8am, taking off at 8:30, arriving at 9:30am. Taking all the gels, liquids, sharp objects I want. Life is good.

Hey, fly me to Amelia Island in October.

Thanks.

Hey, fly me to Amelia Island in October.

Thanks.


If you're serious, sure. I'm always looking for an excuse to fly.

Fucking terrorists.


+1

I hope they all go to hell and are forced to eat pork all day and have a jewish woman tell them what to do. These people are fucking morons, don't they understand that they're killing innocent people?

I hope they all go to hell and are forced to eat pork all day and have a jewish woman tell them what to do. These people are fucking morons, don't they understand that they're killing innocent people?
That assumes they are functioning with anything even remotely close to reason. By its very definition, fanaticism requires the complete abandonment and disregard for rational thought. So in a nutshell, not only do they not know, they just don't care. In their warped mindset, EVERYONE who doesn't fall into lockstep with their lunacy is an "infidel," and needs to be killed.


What irritates the hell out of me is the response to a clear threat from one group: Fanatic muslim terrorists. Do the "security" [sic] departments and forces look for terrorists? No. They search little old ladies, babies, and everyone wearing shoes, all in the name of not "profiling" people. :rolleyes

If there was EVER a time when profiling was absolutely reasonable and justified, this is it. :shifty

But no, let's just have everyone throw away their bottles of water, shampoo, and shower gel. :icon15



What the hell is the plan here?? Deterrence with BO and oily hair?? :confused

Frigging brilliant. :banghead:

Well be glad you guys don't fly twice a week for work it is going to suck ass. Monday morning is going to be hell. It is times like these I hate my job and the fact that I am still at work ight now and probably won't go back to the hotel before 3am.

What the hell is the plan here?? Deterrence with BO and oily hair?? :confused

Frigging brilliant. :banghead:

in other words, we're all becoming french.

in other words, we're all becoming french.
So it would seem. :shifty

We're certainly mastering the art of bending over backwards (or in some ways, forward) to appease our enemies. :rolleyes




:banghead:

in other words, we're all becoming french.

:D

So now not only will have to sit next to a fat man, I will get to sit next to a fat smelly oily haired man on a CRJ. SUPER.

:D
I will get to sit next to a fat smelly oily haired man on a CRJ. SUPER.

That was my flight home from Omaha last month. Its not fun to have to keep leaning to the left into the aisle the whole flight.

That was my flight home from Omaha last month. Its not fun to have to keep leaning to the left into the aisle the whole flight.

Thats me twice a week except I am on the window. Really no matter what they do if the people want to et a bomb on the plane then damn it they will. But being a very frequent flier, I don't really care how much screening they have if it stops a plane from coming out of the sky.

If there was EVER a time when profiling was absolutely reasonable and justified, this is it. :shifty


I agree. They should search ALL people that look like me. Really. If you're good about it and not a terrorist (like me) you should be checked by hot blonds. If the person is greasy and more terrorist looking (turban, beard, accent...) they should be searched by Hindus and Jews.

Heres how it should go:

Code CHICKEN
-Not terrorist looking at all: Searched by hot blond

Code FISH
-Possibly terrorist looking: Searched by ghey man

Code BEEF
-Terrorist looking: Searched by Hindu man

Code PORK
-Exremely terrorist looking: Searched by an Israeli

:lol :lol :lol

That's a good system! :rofl

What irritates the hell out of me is the response to a clear threat from one group: Fanatic muslim terrorists. Do the "security" [sic] departments and forces look for terrorists? No. They search little old ladies, babies, and everyone wearing shoes, all in the name of not "profiling" people. :rolleyes

If there was EVER a time when profiling was absolutely reasonable and justified, this is it. :shifty

But no, let's just have everyone throw away their bottles of water, shampoo, and shower gel. :icon15



What the hell is the plan here?? Deterrence with BO and oily hair?? :confused

Frigging brilliant. :banghead:

Doc I feel your pain, more than you know since I have to work within this polluted "logic". Unfortunately TSA Director Kip Hawley has a lot of clout with DHS Director Chertoff, or "Tossoff" as we like to call him. What the public doesn't know is that "profiling" is an everyday routine for my team.

With society's penchant for political correctness and lawsuits on discrimination we can't openly profile passengers on any mode of transportation. This doesn't mean that it isn't happening, it just means that for every person profiles we have to also inconvenience people who are outside of that profile.

Also, think about it this way, there is a threat of liquid explosives being transported in seemingly innocuous containers (i.e. shaving cream, toothpaste, hair gel, water bottles, etc.). If just one person gets through a security checkpoint with that and it gets detonated onboard an aircraft, train or bus the public outcry would be overwhelming. People would be asking why we allowed said items onboard when we knew there was a possibility, even remotely, that it could happen. Instead people have to put the items in their checked baggage, they are not being told that they cannot be brought with them. They just cannot be in their carry-on luggage.


We're certainly mastering the art of bending over backwards (or in some ways, forward) to appease our enemies.

Once again, not all of us are playing the waiting game. Some of us are taking an active role in going after any and all persons who wish to bring harm to our beloved country and it's people. I just got back from the UK a few days ago. ;)

I agree. They should search ALL people that look like me. Really. If you're good about it and not a terrorist (like me) you should be checked by hot blonds. If the person is greasy and more terrorist looking (turban, beard, accent...) they should be searched by Hindus and Jews.

Heres how it should go:

Code CHICKEN
-Not terrorist looking at all: Searched by hot blond

Code FISH
-Possibly terrorist looking: Searched by ghey man

Code BEEF
-Terrorist looking: Searched by Hindu man

Code PORK
-Exremely terrorist looking: Searched by an Israeli

I'll personally pass this list on to Director Michael "Tossoff" Chertoff. :rofl

I understand all you've pointed out, and don't disagree with it.

Allow me to elaborate the point: It's fine that profiling goes on behind the scenes. I certainly hope it would. However, security problems are not helped any when the gummint puts forth a public image of not wanting to profile; That only protrays us as being so consumed with not hurting anyone's feelings, that we're weak-willed, and afraid to do the job of actively stopping them. It is, in a way, almost an apology to, and encouragement of, the enemy. After all, how seriously can they take security measures that include among its targets, old people in walker and wheelchairs, and infants?

Like I say, I know full well that there are people who want to do the real job of hunting them down, and that's great. But the ongoing public waste of time, resources, money, and manpower doesn't help the "face" of the US that the enemy already regards with complete contempt.


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Now what is even worse that I did not think of until packing this morning, is that I just bought a handle of Jack on Monday since Connecticut is the worse state ever. Beer is not sold at gas stations or convenience stores. Liquor is only at liquor stores. Beer and wine at grocery stores and is not refrigerated. I am afraid to check my bag and have the jack all over everything. I also don’t want to leave it in my desk and they think I drink at work. I also smuggle 8 1 liter bottles of water back to ATL every week from the hotel. I am too cheap to buy my own water. I guess I will have to just chance everything smelling like Jack, because I refuse to leave a man (Jack) behind.

And they are expecting 3-5 delays coming into ATL this afternoon so I guess I will not be home before midnight. What pisses me off the most is now because of these assholes I can’t get wasted on the plane anymore. I like to be drunk by 11pm on Fridays and since my flights are always delayed I usually get drunk at 30,000 ft.

I understand all you've pointed out, and don't disagree with it.

Allow me to elaborate the point: It's fine that profiling goes on behind the scenes. I certainly hope it would. However, security problems are not helped any when the gummint puts forth a public image of not wanting to profile; That only protrays us as being so consumed with not hurting anyone's feelings, that we're weak-willed, and afraid to do the job of actively stopping them. It is, in a way, almost an apology to, and encouragement of, the enemy. After all, how seriously can they take security measures that include among its targets, old people in walker and wheelchairs, and infants?

Like I say, I know full well that there are people who want to do the real job of hunting them down, and that's great. But the ongoing public waste of time, resources, money, and manpower doesn't help the "face" of the US that the enemy already regards with complete contempt.


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I fully understand what you mean Doc. My team and I hate the weak-willed puss-nutted image that this country is portraying, I long for the days of Ronald Reagan when America had a strong image and backbone. Thanks to the pussy-whipped liberals, who are afraid of hurting anyone's feelings and who will persecute anyone who does, that is the society in which we have to live.

Now what is even worse that I did not think of until packing this morning, is that I just bought a handle of Jack on Monday since Connecticut is the worse state ever. Beer is not sold at gas stations or convenience stores. Liquor is only at liquor stores. Beer and wine at grocery stores and is not refrigerated. I am afraid to check my bag and have the jack all over everything. I also don’t want to leave it in my desk and they think I drink at work. I also smuggle 8 1 liter bottles of water back to ATL every week from the hotel. I am too cheap to buy my own water. I guess I will have to just chance everything smelling like Jack, because I refuse to leave a man (Jack) behind.

And they are expecting 3-5 delays coming into ATL this afternoon so I guess I will not be home before midnight. What pisses me off the most is now because of these assholes I can’t get wasted on the plane anymore. I like to be drunk by 11pm on Fridays and since my flights are always delayed I usually get drunk at 30,000 ft.

Down the Jack before entering the Security area, you will kill two birds with one stone. No need to transport the alcohol since it has been consumed and you will be properly shit-faced for the plane ride. :D

BTW, Lee the next cookout is on the 19th. Don't forget the Serie R's this time. :stickoutt

Hey Nicole here. We should do the cookout on the 19th at the Moreland drive in and watch Snakes on a Plane....whaddaya think?

Hey Nicole here. We should do the cookout on the 19th at the Moreland drive in and watch Snakes on a Plane....whaddaya think?

That is not a bad idea.. your a genious.. But I might be biased. :la

:la

What exactly is this smiley thing doing? It looks dirty...and I like it.

jason

Hey Nicole here. We should do the cookout on the 19th at the Moreland drive in and watch Snakes on a Plane....whaddaya think?

Damn, that's right it opens next weekend. :(

Heather wants to go see that too, unfortunately next weekend she will be out of town at a Veterinarian's conference.

That is not a bad idea.. your a genious.. But I might be biased. :la

Yes you are biased, especially since I got that call from Sam Jackson last week. :devillook

What exactly is this smiley thing doing? It looks dirty...and I like it.

jason

:rofl

Down the Jack before entering the Security area, you will kill two birds with one stone. No need to transport the alcohol since it has been consumed and you will be properly shit-faced for the plane ride. :D

BTW, Lee the next cookout is on the 19th. Don't forget the Serie R's this time. :stickoutt

Cookout just went into my Outlook calendar. There is a cigar store right next to my hotel here in Connecticut. They have Series Rs dirt cheap. They are not stale either. #7s are $5.15. I did not bring my travel humidor this week. But next week I am bringing it with. I also found the Yuengling Black and Tans in Connecticut. I had plans on putting them in my luggage and bringing them back this week and next week. But being I have t check my bag this week that did not happen thanks to Johnny Jihad. I was just going to wrap the bottle in my clothes and just put the handle of jack in a grocery bag. But the terrorist wanted to sabotage the cookout.

Cookout just went into my Outlook calendar. There is a cigar store right next to my hotel here in Connecticut. They have Series Rs dirt cheap. They are not stale either. #7s are $5.15. I did not bring my travel humidor this week. But next week I am bringing it with. I also found the Yuengling Black and Tans in Connecticut. I had plans on putting them in my luggage and bringing them back this week and next week. But being I have t check my bag this week that did not happen thanks to Johnny Jihad. I was just going to wrap the bottle in my clothes and just put the handle of jack in a grocery bag. But the terrorist wanted to sabotage the cookout.

Which is exactly why I have been traveling the globe trying to hunt them down. :ar15firin

That being said, I had fun in the UK. :devillook There are a couple of people on here who knew where I was going 2 weeks ago, once they put 2 & 2 together they figured it out.

Damn T-Bags and their jihad plots! I need my Black & Tans, I've only got 2 left! :mad

Now what is even worse that I did not think of until packing this morning, is that I just bought a handle of Jack on Monday since Connecticut is the worse state ever. Beer is not sold at gas stations or convenience stores. Liquor is only at liquor stores. Beer and wine at grocery stores and is not refrigerated. I am afraid to check my bag and have the jack all over everything. I also don’t want to leave it in my desk and they think I drink at work. I also smuggle 8 1 liter bottles of water back to ATL every week from the hotel. I am too cheap to buy my own water. I guess I will have to just chance everything smelling like Jack, because I refuse to leave a man (Jack) behind.


You bought it on Monday, and you aren't finished with it?? Pansy!!

You bought it on Monday, and you aren't finished with it?? Pansy!!

I know, I know I need to remove the string from between my legs.

Yet another failed attempt on the way to the airport just now. I decided F' it I am checking my bag anyways might as well stuff the bitch. So I stopped at a liquor store.

Lee: Do you have Yuengling Beer
Shop Keep: No
Lee: What the Fcuk
Shop Keep: It is not sold in Conn
Lee: I think Conn is the gheyest state I have ever been in, in my whole entire life.
Shop Keep: Well you can go 1 mile down the road to NY
Lee: WTF I am in a cab, are you guys the Eastern wing of the Morman church here in Conn. Or maybe you guys still think it is the devils nectur and its going to lead to pre-marital sex. Jez who do I have to fcuk to get Yuengling Black and Tan.
Shop Keep: LOL, that is why I live in NY and drink all the Black and Tans I want


So now I am sitting in the airport bar on Guinness number 3 waiting for my 2:30 flight which has been delayed till 3:20 already. I will never get home.

So now I am sitting in the airport bar on Guinness number 3 waiting for my 2:30 flight which has been delayed till 3:20 already. I will never get home.
Should have driven. ;)


:cool

:rofl at the Shop Keep.

It's only about 15 hours from NYC to Craplanta. You could take the scenic byway through Pennsylvania.:)

It's only about 15 hours from NYC to Craplanta if you obey the speed limit.
:devillook

Sorry to revert back to the original topic,

but i'm really glad i didn't go on vacation like i was going to this week. I was going to visit family in europe, and with since i am a non-res passenger, i know that my original plans of coming back tomorrow would have been screwed up big time, especially since school is starting next week.

Sorry to revert back to the original topic,


What was the original topic?

What was the original topic?
Don't worry, it wasn't about you. :D

:para: :D

:para: :D
:lol :lol :lol









:D

Even better I talked some people on my last project. We worked out of Glasgow Scotland, they were supposed to fly out on Sept. 11 2006 for the next trip. They just got back on Tuesday of this week.

Guinness #5 and counting 52 minutes before flight is "SUPPOSE" to take off.

Even better I talked some people on my last project. We worked out of Glasgow Scotland, they were supposed to fly out on Sept. 11 2006 for the next trip. They just got back on Tuesday of this week.

Guinness #5 and counting 52 minutes before flight is "SUPPOSE" to take off.

I bet you drink 8.

I bet you drink 8.

Well being that my flight is at 2:30 every week and has never left before 6 I say 13. My record so have in an airport is 17 PBRs. Lets just say that is the first and only time I did not drink in first class.

Lets just say that is the first and only time I did not drink in first class.

You probably didn't come out of the bathroom. Heehee...:stickoutt