View Full Version : The Official "Dark Helmet's New Car" thread
Mr Project 08-06-2006, 06:26 PM Jeremy just called as he was crossing the continental divide on his way home with the new car.
http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/3410/imag0249ru1.jpg
He should be here by late tonight.
Mojo325is 08-07-2006, 08:42 AM ja wohl!
so this is why he needed a ride to the aero-port...
Mr Project 08-07-2006, 09:17 AM I tried to get a pic of the car paparazzi-style on my way to work this AM, but apparently he managed to squeeze it in the garage! So we'll have to wait for him to awake from his post-1500-mile-drive-coma to update us.
NascarSigEp 08-07-2006, 10:57 AM I wanna see! Please...
Dark Helmet 08-07-2006, 12:18 PM there is much carnage.... both insectoid and otherwise.
I am home, indeed.
I got here, curtesy of a flat-bed, at about 4am.
nothing major, just aggravating.
did I mention that I'm tired.
did you know that the angel-eyes flash RED in a cadence with the hazard lights?????
i didn't know that... now I do.
Mr Project 08-07-2006, 12:31 PM le yipe!
Hopefully it will rise like a phoenix from the ashes, also known as 'The High Street Effect'. :D
Dark Helmet 08-07-2006, 12:34 PM can you fit an M30 in an E36?
Mojo325is 08-07-2006, 12:45 PM 'High Street Effect'...roffles...
sachin528 08-07-2006, 01:16 PM Congradulations Dark Helmet. :redspot:alright
Does this E36 have the switch to go from "Suck, Suck, Suck" to "Blow, Blow, Blow" ;):stickoutt:D
Thanks again for your talking to me at BRIC - I had a great time.:buttrock:buttrock
Dark Helmet 08-07-2006, 01:47 PM 'The High Street Effect'. :D
rofflekowski
Dark Helmet 08-07-2006, 01:48 PM Congradulations Dark Helmet. :redspot:alright
Does this E36 have the switch to go from "Suck, Suck, Suck" to "Blow, Blow, Blow" ;):stickoutt:D
Thanks again for your talking to me at BRIC - I had a great time.:buttrock:buttrock
Thanks sachin... the car will be fine. and maybe even sooner as opposed to later...
sleep is the biggest problem now.
Mr Project 08-07-2006, 01:55 PM Hopefully it's nothing more serious than a belt issue and it will be back on the road, terrorizing young children and the elderly in wheelchairs with a pavment-shredding 37.8 lb/feet of torque in no time.
Seeker 08-07-2006, 02:21 PM AE's flash red?
How so? Arnt they CCFL's?
Bet teh po po didnt like that a bit.
KarlSpackler 08-07-2006, 02:23 PM Sorry for you mis-fortune. Car looks good though.
S38 FTW :devillook
sparkchaser 08-07-2006, 02:35 PM So what exactly happened? :dunno
powellsd 08-07-2006, 02:41 PM any pics of the car?? i couldnt find any. Also if you need any parts Jer let me know if you cant get them.
trying to get my business going here
www.aboveallmotorwerks.com
sales@aboveallmotorwerks.com
Can get any OEM or performance parts for you
Mojo325is 08-07-2006, 02:51 PM How 'bouts a used 15" Ronal wheel? ;)
Dark Helmet 08-07-2006, 03:05 PM AE's flash red?
How so? Arnt they CCFL's?
Bet teh po po didnt like that a bit.
it was just the emergency flashers... I don't think that is regulated....
the HID projectors and fogs are a touch over spec though... heehee... well, the fog light that I didn't obliterate on saturday night is...
Dark Helmet 08-07-2006, 03:06 PM no.
I will need a set of crap 15s for snow tires at some point.
powellsd 08-07-2006, 03:06 PM if i had one i would send one your way. i am still looking around for you.
Dark Helmet 08-07-2006, 03:07 PM Sorry for you mis-fortune. Car looks good though.
S38 FTW :devillook
i wish.
powellsd 08-07-2006, 03:07 PM we might have a set of bottlecap style laying around for your winter tires. I will look later this week when i go up to the shop.
Mojo325is 08-07-2006, 03:51 PM oh that would actually work well, I'm going to be needing winter wheels.
KarlSpackler 08-07-2006, 03:52 PM I need 2 more posts for 3000
Here is one :D
KarlSpackler 08-07-2006, 03:53 PM Bump :lol
Mojo325is 08-07-2006, 04:07 PM good for j00 Karl!
Dark Helmet 08-07-2006, 04:15 PM amateurs...
KarlSpackler 08-07-2006, 04:35 PM amateurs...
Atleast my halo's dont blink red
Mojo325is 08-07-2006, 04:38 PM burn
powellsd 08-07-2006, 07:27 PM oh that would actually work well, I'm going to be needing winter wheels.
i ment for Jer and i just found out that we dont have them anymore. I know a guy that might have some for you. let me check with him. We have a couple rims for a e21 though
Dark Helmet 08-07-2006, 10:59 PM Atleast my halo's dont blink red
indeed, indeed.
mine no longer require it either.
i replaced all three belts just to be safe, and put a new high-pressure switch on the AC, a new ambient air-temp sensor, and now I just need a new fog housing for the HID fog bulb...
armen will post pics at some point showing the carnage... both insectoid and otherwise.
Dark Helmet 08-07-2006, 11:14 PM also, i owe badeer MORE taco inn..... nonetheless, the car is in a much better opperating condition than it was when I bought it, and far better than it was 6 hours ago.
Dr Anonym0us 08-08-2006, 12:34 AM Congratulations in the new car!
Seeker 08-08-2006, 02:27 AM it was just the emergency flashers... I don't think that is regulated....
the HID projectors and fogs are a touch over spec though... heehee... well, the fog light that I didn't obliterate on saturday night is...
:confused
I thought you said the AE's where blinking RED
are you gonna tell us the story of why you had to tow it?
Mr Project 08-08-2006, 07:41 AM Working in the garage - As mentioned, it needed a little attention after the 1500 mile journey:
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6117/img2468mediumia6.jpg
See anything missing? Besides the fan blades?
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4369/img2469mediumfd3.jpg
After some HARD flogging to...uh...make sure the belts were ok. Yeah.
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/147/img2473mediumdg0.jpg
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8656/img2475mediummn6.jpg
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/663/img2477mediumka6.jpg
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6069/img2479mediumbb1.jpg
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7543/img2482smalldj7.jpg
Mojo325is 08-08-2006, 08:25 AM i owe badeer MORE taco inn....drool...
Nice ride d00d! Now I must summon myself to Lincoln on Sunday...
Mr Project 08-08-2006, 09:16 AM Sorry for the lousy pic quality, lighting was bad and I was in a hurry. It was nice being able to fix the A/C for basically $0 by raiding the E34 parts bin and generously applying brake cleaner, though. :)
KarlSpackler 08-08-2006, 10:28 AM Is that MattyB's old car?
If not, who did you buy it from?
ADRNLN_ti 08-08-2006, 10:48 AM ""See anything missing? Besides the fan blades?""
Supercharger...?
S
KarlSpackler 08-08-2006, 11:12 AM Supercharger...?
S
Cant be..... the only decent supercharger for the M44 is the DASC and it is a roots type blower which you would be able to see.
Mr Project 08-08-2006, 11:17 AM Sheridan, you are sooooo right. :) Don't goad him too much, though, I'm too busy with my own projects to do a supercharger install. :D
Dark Helmet 08-08-2006, 12:26 PM thanks guys... this car came from a guy in cali, he's on the forum though, not MattyB...
Sheridan, it was missing the fan belt, that disintigrated about 200 yards south of capital parkway west on US 77, monday morning at 2am.
I replaced all the belts, as the others looked like crap, for about $30, traded armen some Taco Inn for an extra High-Pressure Switch, dropped ~$40 at the dealer in Sacto for an ambient air-temp sensor. (and new hardlines, drier and a condensor from BMA, that we won't discuss the price on, but it really did need anyway) it is all good.
it will need some longer-term work... like re-working the wiring for the lights (HID low-beams, HID Fogs, and DDEs), as its not well organized, one of the coolant temp sensor connectors is badly corroded (tonights project), and I'm actually going to remove some of the more aggressive suspension pieces and go to a "closer to stock" setup.
Dark Helmet 08-08-2006, 12:42 PM also... it will be sporting a slightly different suspension tune for the SD trip... which makes me sad, but will be very good for tire life.
Dark Helmet 08-08-2006, 01:16 PM gah, I want to go drive it. but I don't have anywhere to go!
Mojo325is 08-08-2006, 01:20 PM the hole.
see you in an hour.
Mr Project 08-08-2006, 01:48 PM Mojo + Dark Helmet = Red/Black 3-series sedan club
Sigh. No other green/tan Tourings with M30s and 5-speeds for me to hang out with. :D
Dark Helmet 08-08-2006, 01:48 PM roffle... I only travel to see paying clients... :devillook
Dark Helmet 08-08-2006, 01:50 PM Mojo + Dark Helmet = Red/Black 3-series sedan club
Sigh. No other green/tan Tourings with M30s and 5-speeds for me to hang out with. :D
if there were other E34 535iT/5s out there... you wouldn't be building the one you are... green or not.
Mojo325is 08-08-2006, 01:54 PM Yeah, I'm just a lackey...and a bad one at that...
KarlSpackler 08-08-2006, 02:13 PM Yeah, I'm just a lackey...and a bad one at that...
lol
Are you bringing this e36 up to South Dakota with joo? That would be cool. When is that again? I really need to mark it on mis calender
Dark Helmet 08-08-2006, 02:57 PM Ocotber 5-8
yes, the E36 will be there.
Seeker 08-08-2006, 03:29 PM does this car have 330i brakes in the rear?
Mr Project 08-08-2006, 03:42 PM BTW: The suspension and diff on Jeremy's car have the coveted "Crazy Armen's High Street Armenian Used Car Emporium Seal Of Approval" (tm). They will have to be re-certified after changing either component.
Honestly I think it's pretty forgiving at the limit and not that harsh on the old spine. If it wasn't for being 2 inches off the ground in a town where that just isn't practical every day (terrible roads and snow), I'd leave it as-is. I really think you should keep the diff, though. That ratio isn't that bad, and if you're still getting 30+ on the highway, you're not going to save much, if anything, $$ wise by going lower. Just fix the exhaust leak so you don't get too annoyed. And it DOES have enough power to spin the tires on corner-exit if you try hard enough...as we demonstrated. :)
I would find a 318 cluster, though...that tach would drive me nuts. I bet we could even swap just the tach if needed.
Dark Helmet 08-08-2006, 03:46 PM does this car have 330i brakes in the rear?
unfortunately
$$$$$$$$$$$$4 snow tires ftl!
Mojo325is 08-08-2006, 03:54 PM monkey boy will not be at the BHRR again...Dyno-DodgeBall 2: Revenge of the Rubber is October 7....ftl...
Dark Helmet 08-08-2006, 03:59 PM good lord man... pool party or death. Linus will be there!
Seeker 08-08-2006, 04:04 PM unfortunately
$$$$$$$$$$$$4 snow tires ftl!
Hamilton's car!
I thought I recongnized it!
Dark Helmet 08-08-2006, 04:07 PM yup.
the trip back from cali wasn't too kind to it...
Seeker 08-08-2006, 04:13 PM yup.
the trip back from cali wasn't too kind to it...
I broke down in Mohave CA a couple years ago.
Idler pulley seized right in the middle of the desert.
Had to tow it 90 miles to Ontario to be fixed at Savage BMW.
Gawd that was a nightmare.
Dark Helmet 08-08-2006, 04:21 PM that IS bad... I got stuck 7 miles from home... out of 1500+, I'm pretty lucky.
Mr Project 08-08-2006, 04:29 PM After witnessing 2 BMW breakdowns on my block due to pulley/belt issues, (3 if you count Greg's fan explosion) I think I'm going to buy an extra set of belts to throw in the back for road trips. Seems like cheap insurance.
Seeker 08-08-2006, 04:30 PM that IS bad... I got stuck 7 miles from home... out of 1500+, I'm pretty lucky.
Pretty lucky?
I'd say you shoulda used your luck on that powerball ticket man.
The odds of you breaking down that close to home after that many miles is crazy... :eyecrazy
I broke down THREE times on my trip to CA/AZ and back... New Mexico on way out had to replace fuel pump on a Saturday in Alberquirque, the Mohave incident and the on the way home I had a rear blowout just west of Oklahoma City!
sachin528 08-08-2006, 04:41 PM gah, I want to go drive it. but I don't have anywhere to go!
Wait - you need a place to go in order to drive? :confused:confused
AlarmedBread 08-08-2006, 07:01 PM very nice looking car, too bad about the breakdowns, but atleast no major damage.
always a joy to get a new toy
Dark Helmet 08-09-2006, 12:16 AM I broke it again tonight... tried to adjust the parking brake... broke the cable... another $22 donated to the dealer.
Mojo325is 08-09-2006, 10:18 AM i need me one of them new e-brake cables as well...
Dark Helmet 08-09-2006, 10:54 AM it aint that much money, monkey boy.
powellsd 08-09-2006, 10:54 AM i need me one of them new e-brake cables as well...
i can get you cable and shoes for @50 or so..and maybe 10 or so to ship or so as well or i can bring it out with the winter wheels
Dark Helmet 08-09-2006, 11:24 AM Shannon, how much for e-brake shoes for a 330i?
powellsd 08-09-2006, 11:30 AM what yr again..
Mojo325is 08-09-2006, 12:16 PM it aint that much money, monkey boy.ja, but I'd rather support an independent business owner than you-know-who...
Dark Helmet 08-09-2006, 12:21 PM roffle... i dig, i dig.
Theodore 08-09-2006, 12:29 PM I have stock rear brakes and Axxis ultimates left over from when I had my 318 if you want em for cheap. Also have stock(pagid) pads. What the hell are you people doing to these cars on roadtrips? I took my 318is to Seattle and back in early Jan. and not a damn thing went wrong the entire trip!
powellsd 08-09-2006, 12:29 PM ja, but I'd rather support an independent business owner than you-know-who...
and i appreciate it :)
i will do what ever i can to keep my prices very competitive.
KarlSpackler 08-09-2006, 12:43 PM roffle... i dig, i dig.
:(
ja, but I'd rather support an independent business owner than you-know-who...
it aint that much money, monkey boy.
monkey boy will not be at the BHRR again...Dyno-DodgeBall 2: Revenge of the Rubber is October 7....ftl...
This multi-quoting system ruxorz my pants off.
October 5-8 FTW :redspot
Mojo325is 08-09-2006, 01:17 PM This multi-quoting system ruxorz my pants off.Roffle-sauce...
Theodore 08-09-2006, 01:32 PM It saves a LOT of headache...
Mr Project 08-09-2006, 02:06 PM Karl, what happened to the Snaab? You can see the reflection of my 9000 in my sig. 18psi + 3" JT turbo back = even more torque steer. :D
Seeker 08-09-2006, 04:41 PM :(
This multi-quoting system ruxorz my pants off.
October 5-8 FTW :redspot
ahh so this is how that thing works
Roffle-sauce...
shiznizzlegravy
It saves a LOT of headache...
only if it would spare me of migrains :(
Seeker 08-09-2006, 04:42 PM Ted,
That car he got has 330i rotors. Regular E36 brakes won't work on it.
Theodore 08-09-2006, 05:40 PM Ted,
That car he got has 330i rotors. Regular E36 brakes won't work on it.
It sounded like he wasn't too happy about it, so I offered what I had to get him back to stock...
Seeker 08-09-2006, 06:37 PM It sounded like he wasn't too happy about it, so I offered what I had to get him back to stock...
I'm not sure how many different parts the 330i rear swap included and if it's all compatible enough to put E36 rotors/pads/calipers back on it.
Think he just dont like that he has to get low profile snow tires.
I bet it works great to stop the massive tourqe that 1.8 puts out.
Theodore 08-09-2006, 07:25 PM I'm not sure how many different parts the 330i rear swap included and if it's all compatible enough to put E36 rotors/pads/calipers back on it.
Think he just dont like that he has to get low profile snow tires.
I bet it works great to stop the massive tourqe that 1.8 puts out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, its not about racing....
When I did my DE my 318is was keeping up with M3'sand C5's, and passing 328's. Momentum is momentum regardless of the inital time to get there...
Dark Helmet 08-10-2006, 01:08 PM yeah... its gotta go back to 16s, in fact, its going back to 16s before I change the springs... I NEED 16s that will fit over the M3 brakes up front... just don't want to pony up.
ADRNLN_ti 08-10-2006, 01:43 PM Jer, why don't you just search for used 17's with snows? I bet you could find something cheap enough.
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p.s. when's the first DE for you and the car?
Dark Helmet 08-10-2006, 01:56 PM btdt, no dice.
frist DE is when I get real tires on it and get new control arms. and re-wire the electric fan...
likely next spring. I'd love to go to somewhere other than MAM, but I don't see it happening unless Hastings is done.
Theodore 08-10-2006, 02:43 PM Tirerack is showing 2 16" alloys that fit in their winter tire packages...
Dark Helmet 08-10-2006, 04:02 PM ah cool... will look there.
Dark Helmet 08-10-2006, 04:10 PM ummm... I'm running it as a 95 M3 and its not showing any wheels available under the snow packages... and yeah, I'm using the site correctly.
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