So this morning I was walking out to my car when Channel 4 stuffed a camera and mic in my face asking questions about one of my neighbors. You'll never guess why...

Apparently one of my neighbors coached sports at Bowie High and got a wonderful idea in his head that it'd be wise to start pimping out one of the students who he had been having sex with since she was 14. He also decided that the best place to store 2lbs of marijuana was in his new-to-him Range (it was very very OLD/POOR).

Here are the articles:
Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/01/AR2006080101480.html)
NBC 4 (http://www.nbc4.com/news/9613313/detail.html)

So if I wind up on tv today, in defense of my less than typically sexy appearance, it was 7:45 in the morning, I had been up since about 3:00, and was in a hurry to get to Anne Arundel Medical Center so I could retrieve the driver's license I left there last night.

c-town drama :eek:

You neighbor is Wayne Brady?

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bitchez need to learn to keep quiet

:rofl :rofl :rofl



bitchez need to learn to keep quiet


:lol

Gross. Just gross.

Gross. Just gross.

I know! I mean the Range was just so old school... and not like "old school cool." More like geriatric school.

Oh wait... did you mean the 15yr old thing? Yeah man, she's from Bowie. 99.9% of Bowie girls are just nasty... and not like "I bet she takes it in the pooper because she's freak nasty." More like ghonna-herpa-syphil-AIDS nasty." Everyone knows the best part of Bowie is the intersections to Rt. 3 because it means you're finally out of that shithole.

I know! I mean the Range was just so old school... and not like "old school cool." More like geriatric school.

Oh wait... did you mean the 15yr old thing? Yeah man, she's from Bowie. 99.9% of Bowie girls are just nasty... and not like "I bet she takes it in the pooper because she's freak nasty." More like ghonna-herpa-syphil-AIDS nasty." Everyone knows the best part of Bowie is the intersections to Rt. 3 because it means you're finally out of that shithole.
:rofl :rofl :rofl

So this morning I was walking out to my car when Channel 4 stuffed a camera and mic in my face asking questions about one of my neighbors. You'll never guess why...

Apparently one of my neighbors coached sports at Bowie High and got a wonderful idea in his head that it'd be wise to start pimping out one of the students who he had been having sex with since she was 14. He also decided that the best place to store 2lbs of marijuana was in his new-to-him Range (it was very very OLD/POOR).

Here are the articles:
Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/01/AR2006080101480.html)
NBC 4 (http://www.nbc4.com/news/9613313/detail.html)

So if I wind up on tv today, in defense of my less than typically sexy appearance, it was 7:45 in the morning, I had been up since about 3:00, and was in a hurry to get to Anne Arundel Medical Center so I could retrieve the driver's license I left there last night.

Represent tha motha fucking C-town! Couple months back some huge northeastern drug king pin was arrested in my neighborhood. He had like 50 mil in coke and $$$ in the house.:buttrock:buttrock

off-topic...but most people leave their ID's at bars, not hospitals.

she hot?

not as hot as my mom!:D

not as hot as my mom!:D

:confused

:needpics

not as hot as my mom!:D

:shifty

what is wrong with this picture?

1) talks about his mom as an "item"
2) wants 18,000 for a '95 yellow m3..
3) Preppy

???:confused

Real Winner.

Drew = new hero.

Bsaint = old hero... oh wait, nope.

Man c-town seems like the place to get some high school chicks easily

Man c-town seems like the place to get some high school chicks easily

Nope:(

was j/k. That sucks though :D

So this morning I was walking out to my car when Channel 4 stuffed a camera and mic in my face asking questions about one of my neighbors. You'll never guess why...

Hey, was that you on Elliot on DC101 this morning?

Hey, was that you on Elliot on DC101 this morning?
The hotel clerk sounded like Andy. :stickoutt

---Eric

The hotel clerk sounded like Andy. :stickoutt

---Eric

Hahaha!

Vhite or Veet!

Hahaha!

Vhite or Veet!
Neither vhite nor veet - WEEEEETEEEEEC!

Neither vhite nor veet - WEEEEETEEEEEC!

Bwah ha ha :lol... oh wait... I'm his http://www.bures4x4.cz/images/loga_aut/honda_logo.gifomey

And yes, that was me on the radio this morning.

Some pimps are straight out of Compton... but the real OG pimpz are straight out of Crofton....

Butt seriously, chalk this up to another "truth is stranger than fiction" kind of thing.

:lol Ain't dat dah truf.

not as hot as my mom!:D

How old is your Mom??? Any nude pictures of her???

Omg Wtf

i saw this news report on wjz the other night.....

thought of this thread :rofl

Boy this story just better by the day.

:confused

:needpics

Oh snap! You totally beat me to it.

~Phil