Ok. I need help in order to steal the AM V8 Vantage out of Lenox Mall.

Last I checked, it was a manual, so Dean, you can't drive.

I think this calls for a few brown people to cause a distraction (adeel come home, and fatgirl). Pretend you're terrorists. White people can't tell the difference anyways.

Bill can hit on the gay security guard that is in the Cartier store next door, and knock him out when he least suspects it.

The guy here with the big ass rifle in his sig photo can just randomly start shooting people from the church steeple over the hill and across the valley.

Once we have eliminated the immediate bystanders, we will have about 4 min before the pigs arrive.

Matt will build an EMP thingy out of 2 E30s and an M50, which we will use to shut down the mall's electronics.

Angry and Lea will hand out lemonade and powerbars in order to keep us energized.

Once Fatgirl has broken the Aston's driver's side window by leaning up against it, (we'll get a new one later on sale 50% off in Bratislava), I will hotwire the car, and drive through the mall to the nearest exit.

By this time, the cops, eh...pigs, will have surely arrived. Dean will go down to Florida a day in advance, and capture Naveen. We will sacrifice Naveen by throwing him in the midst of the cops, and using his body to shield us from the hail of gunfire.

At this time, Ali, Amir, and FAST5 will make their appearance from parking deck number 5, wearing capes. Cool black ones. No, wait. Blue and white bavarian colored ones. Yes. Then they'll hop into their super cars and yell, "Ba ba! Bad hastim, bitchez!!1!", which will cause obvious confusion. After doing a glorious synchronized burnout that only $4,000 19" wheels can do, the police will turn their attention to them, and chase them off into the starry sunset, leaving me to drive out the mall in my side windowless Aston in peace.

I will need all 11 of you to make this happen. Do not fret my friends. After riding off with the AMV8 and the first hot girl i see in buckhead, I will drive through rain, snow, and sunshine on my way to Bora Bora, where I will have the window fixed by the locals (obviously :rolleyes ), and I will send you postcards and one of those little umbrellas that they use in their coconut drinks.

How's tomorrow night for everyone?

Ok. I need help in order to steal the AM V8 Vantage out of Lenox Mall.

Last I checked, it was a manual, so Dean, you can't drive.

I think this calls for a few brown people to cause a distraction (adeel come home, and fatgirl). Pretend you're terrorists. White people can't tell the difference anyways.

Bill can hit on the gay security guard that is in the Cartier store next door, and knock him out when he least suspects it.

The guy here with the big ass rifle in his sig photo can just randomly start shooting people from the church steeple over the hill and across the valley.

Once we have eliminated the immediate bystanders, we will have about 4 min before the pigs arrive.

Matt will build an EMP thingy out of 2 E30s and an M50, which we will use to shut down the mall's electronics.

Angry and Lea will hand out lemonade and powerbars in order to keep us energized.

Once Fatgirl has broken the Aston's driver's side window by leaning up against it, (we'll get a new one later on sale 50% off in Bratislava), I will hotwire the car, and drive through the mall to the nearest exit.

By this time, the cops, eh...pigs, will have surely arrived. Dean will go down to Florida a day in advance, and capture Naveen. We will sacrifice Naveen by throwing him in the midst of the cops, and using his body to shield us from the hail of gunfire.

At this time, Ali, Amir, and FAST5 will make their appearance from parking deck number 5, wearing capes. Cool black ones. No, wait. Blue and white bavarian colored ones. Yes. Then they'll hop into their super cars and yell, "Ba ba! Bad hastim, bitchez!!1!", which will cause obvious confusion. After doing a glorious synchronized burnout that only $4,000 19" wheels can do, the police will turn their attention to them, and chase them off into the starry sunset, leaving me to drive out the mall in my side windowless Aston in peace.

I will need all 11 of you to make this happen. Do not fret my friends. After riding off with the AMV8 and the first hot girl i see in buckhead, I will drive through rain, snow, and sunshine on my way to Bora Bora, where I will have the window fixed by the locals (obviously :rolleyes ), and I will all send you postcards and one of those little umbrellas that they use in their coconut drinks.

How's tomorrow night for everyone?

No need for me I see.. :(

The guy here with the big ass rifle in his sig photo can just randomly start shooting people from the church steeple over the hill and across the valley.

I guess that would be moi. I'm down for whateva, wheneva! Screw the M-4/M-203 in my sig, I'm bringing the big gun out, my M-82 Barrett sniper rifle!

But what makes you think I just wouldn't bring my team with me and steal the car from you? With the side window out it would be an easy headshot from that distance.

:devillook

I guess that would be moi. I'm down for whateva, wheneva! Screw the M-4/M-203 in my sig, I'm bringing the big gun out, my M-82 Barrett sniper rifle!

But what makes you think I just wouldn't bring my team with me and steal the car from you? With the side window out it would be an easy headshot from that distance.

:devillook
Tim, we should incorporate our plan discussed during the cigar meet, with stealing the car from Dos Santos. Somehow they meet right in the middle.

Bill can hit on the gay security guard that is in the Cartier store next door, and knock him out when he least suspects it.



WTF?!?!!

:confused

No need for me I see.. :(

crap. i was trying to think of people by just scrolling down the GA page to see who posted.

We can use you to take out the now-good sniper gone bad with the big ass gun in his sig.

Eliminate him, and resume the shooting at the mall's shoppers.

Tim, we should incorporate our plan discussed during the cigar meet, with stealing the car from Dos Santos. Somehow they meet right in the middle.

wtf. i need an insider who went to that meet. Kyle K. I will pay you in geniune vietnamese cigars that i will get in bora bora. I need details on the details from the cigar meet. now.

crap. i was trying to think of people by just scrolling down the GA page to see who posted.

We can use you to take out the now-good sniper gone bad with the big ass gun in his sig.

Eliminate him, and resume the shooting at the mall's shoppers.
Hmmmm... Me and Tim in a sniper battle.. I would die. I think I would join forces with him and help him steal the car. I am sure I could get the car on sundays.

wtf. i need an insider who went to that meet. Kyle K. I will pay you in geniune vietnamese cigars that i will get in bora bora. I need details on the details from the cigar meet. now.
Actually I will PM you if you bring me a couple cigs back.. HA!

I was at the cigar meet can I join in on the plan. I can make a wrong turn on a one way again and distract about 6-8 squad cars. Plus I know where Dos Santos might live/hang out, saw his car last night while helping a friend move. I will be over there later today I will take recon photos. We can have another cigar meet and finalize the plans.

LOL

I guess that would be moi. I'm down for whateva, wheneva! Screw the M-4/M-203 in my sig, I'm bringing the big gun out, my M-82 Barrett sniper rifle!

But what makes you think I just wouldn't bring my team with me and steal the car from you? With the side window out it would be an easy headshot from that distance.

:devillook

No.
We need your team to secure either Road Atlanta or BMP for us. Make sure they secure the fuel pumps, track access, and a trailer full of tires for us as well.
It'd be good to have chopper transport to the track from the mall parking lot too...

And don't being the killer guns. Bring the A-team guns so you can shoot up the place but nobody actually gets hurt.

Cory
likes this plan!

Hmmmm... Me and Tim in a sniper battle.. I would die. I think I would join forces with him and help him steal the car. I am sure I could get the car on sundays.

Good choice Karl, not a good idea to go against a SEAL sniper. :ar15firin

Besides, I would let you have the Aston every other week for the whole week.

I can outfit it with wheels if need be...:dunno

I was at the cigar meet can I join in on the plan. I can make a wrong turn on a one way again and distract about 6-8 squad cars. Plus I know where Dos Santos might live/hang out, saw his car last night while helping a friend move. I will be over there later today I will take recon photos. We can have another cigar meet and finalize the plans.

LOL

Yes, now who else wants to join the tpattison 11 team?

No.
We need your team to secure either Road Atlanta or BMP for us. Make sure they secure the fuel pumps, track access, and a trailer full of tires for us as well.
It'd be good to have chopper transport to the track from the mall parking lot too...

And don't being the killer guns. Bring the A-team guns so you can shoot up the place but nobody actually gets hurt.

Cory
likes this plan!

LMAO, um No. I don't bring fake weapons to a gunfight sorry. It's the real deal or none at all, besides what's in it for me by securing RA or BMP? I can just kill off the Dos Santos 11 and drive away with a nice Aston.

Yes, now who else wants to join the tpattison 11 team?
:buttrock

I can outfit it with wheels if need be...:dunno

Good thinking. We'll need several sets of wheels so we can run it around the track all day, every day...

CW

Why don't we do it in the road? No one will be watching us, Why don't we do it in the road?

Man, The Beatles were cool.

:buttrock I like the plan...especially Bill's part. Hahahahaha.

:buttrock

OK, Karl's in, who else wants in on my team?

Now we need a "lair", hopefully one with a lagoon, a lagoon full of sharks with "lasers" on their heads. Muaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

OK, Karl's in, who else wants in on my team?

Now we need a "lair", hopefully one with a lagoon, a lagoon full of sharks with "lasers" on their heads. Muaaaahhhhhhhh!!!


How about ill-tempered sea bass. Or an aquarium of ill-tempered fish.

How about ill-tempered sea bass. Or an aquarium of ill-tempered fish.

Hmmmmmm, not quite evil enough.

I am sure I can get some of the computer dorks I work with to help with our plan, my fearless leader (Tim). All we have to do is break them away from the game of Magic. I am sure we have can offer them a P4 chip for their super gaming computer, and they will be in. We will have to work at night because their pale skin is not use to sunlight. I am sure they can make a program to do anything. Maybe even make a chip we install on his car and turn it into K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider and just make it drive back to us by itself. Then we just sit and smoke cigar and drink whiskey and wait for it to return to the Bat cave. Just give me the word and I will go to CompUSA.

I am sure I can get some of the computer dorks I work with to help with our plan, my fearless leader (Tim). All we have to do is break them away from the game of Magic. I am sure we have can offer them a P4 chip for their super gaming computer, and they will be in. We will have to work at night because their pale skin is not use to sunlight. I am sure they can make a program to do anything. Maybe even make a chip we install on his car and turn it into K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider and just make it drive back to us by itself. Then we just sit and smoke cigar and drink whiskey and wait for it to return to the Bat cave. Just give me the word and I will go to CompUSA.

Word





:rofl

I'll help if I get to loot the Apple store.

WTF?!?!!
:confused
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


Well, you are quite possibly the prettiest dude on this board. :coywink




Oh, and :rofl @ the whole thread! :redspot


:cool

I can drive a stick you bastage. I just choose to rock the Automizzatic.

:rofl :rofl :rofl at this thread!

Do we dress in all black too and have ultra cool futuristic equipment to carry out this plan of yours? :cool

Bill loves the mansechs.
:rofl

Plus I know where Dos Santos might live/hang out, saw his car last night while helping a friend move. I will be over there later today I will take recon photos.

LOL

omgwtfbbwq.

pwned.

LMAO, um No. I don't bring fake weapons to a gunfight sorry. It's the real deal or none at all, besides what's in it for me by securing RA or BMP? I can just kill off the Dos Santos 11 and drive away with a nice Aston.

Will somebody find out this guy's IP address and just kill him now so he doesn't mess up our plan in the future? I will give someone a Wendy's #3 combo biggie sized by 5pm today if they can do it. I'll even substitute the fries with those little mandarin oranges they sell. :drool:

:rofl

I will give someone a Wendy's #3 combo biggie sized by 5pm today if they can do it. I'll even substitute the fries with those little mandarin oranges they sell. :drool
Make it a double biggie and you gots a deal. :rryum

:rofl :rofl :rofl at this thread!

Do we dress in all black too and have ultra cool futuristic equipment to carry out this plan of yours? :cool

Anything for Her Fatness.

Bill loves the mansechs.
:rofl

WTF is up with all of this ghey talk!?!?!?! :confused

WTF is up with all of this ghey talk!?!?!?!
Yeah, enough talk... :devillook



Bill's clearly a man of action!! :ky



:rofl














I keeed... :D

Will somebody find out this guy's IP address and just kill him now so he doesn't mess up our plan in the future? I will give someone a Wendy's #3 combo biggie sized by 5pm today if they can do it. I'll even substitute the fries with those little mandarin oranges they sell. :drool:

:rofl

Bring it Bitchaz!!!

My compound is fortified, if you can make it past the swamp and the gators, then past the minefield, past the attack dogs and my MP5 then you can have me. If I'm out rollin make sure you are firing DU rounds otherwise my armor plated Expy can't be touched!


:rofl

Yeah, enough talk... :devillook



Bill's clearly a man of action!! :ky



:rofl














I keeed... :D

I knew lawyers were uber-ghey but I think Bill's taking it to a whole new level.

I knew lawyers were uber-ghey but I think Bill's taking it to a whole new level.

Bah.

:shifty

Bah.

:shifty

:rofl

Clearly he's not denying it either. :eyecrazy

Bah.
Brilliant summary!! :lol


I'd like to see that employed in a legal context... :ponder


"Ladies and gentlemen, in no uncertain terms, my client says, 'Bah.' This meeting is over." :shifty


Or...


"Your Honor, we object..." :nono

"On what grounds?"

"Bah." :shifty




:D

Brilliant summary!! :lol


I'd like to see that employed in a legal context... :ponder


"Ladies and gentlemen, in no uncertain terms, my client says, 'Bah.' This meeting is over." :shifty


Or...


"Your Honor, we object..." :nono

"On what grounds?"

"Bah." :shifty


:rofl

I have nothing to prove.

;)

Sir, Do you understand the charges?
Yup
And how do you plead?
Bah

I have nothing to prove.

;)
I have met Bill and at no time did he try and grab my package.


Not gheay..

I have met Bill and at no time did he try and grab my package.


Not gheay..

By a 1-0 jury vote, I declare myself innocent of the charges.

By a 1-0 jury vote, I declare myself innocent of the charges.
Bah.





:rofl

Bah! :shifty

:rofl

:rofl

BAH is right, your honor we have heard from only one witness whose credibility has come under question. The witness has known ties to paramilitary groups operating inside the United States and cannot be trusted.


:devillook

Take me for a ride in your car! :awink
Sure! When do you want to go? :cool

Oh wait, I can't. :az
Bah. :shifty




:rofl

Ok. I need help in order to steal the AM V8 Vantage out of Lenox Mall.

Last I checked, it was a manual, so Dean, you can't drive.

I think this calls for a few brown people to cause a distraction (adeel come home, and fatgirl). Pretend you're terrorists. White people can't tell the difference anyways.

Bill can hit on the gay security guard that is in the Cartier store next door, and knock him out when he least suspects it.

The guy here with the big ass rifle in his sig photo can just randomly start shooting people from the church steeple over the hill and across the valley.

Once we have eliminated the immediate bystanders, we will have about 4 min before the pigs arrive.

Matt will build an EMP thingy out of 2 E30s and an M50, which we will use to shut down the mall's electronics.

Angry and Lea will hand out lemonade and powerbars in order to keep us energized.

Once Fatgirl has broken the Aston's driver's side window by leaning up against it, (we'll get a new one later on sale 50% off in Bratislava), I will hotwire the car, and drive through the mall to the nearest exit.

By this time, the cops, eh...pigs, will have surely arrived. Dean will go down to Florida a day in advance, and capture Naveen. We will sacrifice Naveen by throwing him in the midst of the cops, and using his body to shield us from the hail of gunfire.

At this time, Ali, Amir, and FAST5 will make their appearance from parking deck number 5, wearing capes. Cool black ones. No, wait. Blue and white bavarian colored ones. Yes. Then they'll hop into their super cars and yell, "Ba ba! Bad hastim, bitchez!!1!", which will cause obvious confusion. After doing a glorious synchronized burnout that only $4,000 19" wheels can do, the police will turn their attention to them, and chase them off into the starry sunset, leaving me to drive out the mall in my side windowless Aston in peace.

I will need all 11 of you to make this happen. Do not fret my friends. After riding off with the AMV8 and the first hot girl i see in buckhead, I will drive through rain, snow, and sunshine on my way to Bora Bora, where I will have the window fixed by the locals (obviously :rolleyes ), and I will send you postcards and one of those little umbrellas that they use in their coconut drinks.

How's tomorrow night for everyone?
hey I'm brown tooo!:cry

hey I'm brown tooo!:cry
Does it really make you that sad? :ponder




:cool

I'd offer to photograph the heist, but Matt's E30M50P would blow out the electronics in my cameras. :az

I'd offer to photograph the heist, but Matt's EMP would blow out the electronics in my cameras.
Ditto mine. :thumbdown


Maybe if we were really far away, with really long zoom lenses... :ponder



Or, Matt and the geek squad could develop a focused EMP, with a beam about 10 feet wide for instance, that could be shot at specific targets. :devillook


:cool

Im down.


Should I wear the white or off-white turban?

Im down.
Should I wear the white or off-white turban?
White, for maximum contrast with teh brown-ness. :pityfool


:D

Ditto mine. :thumbdown


Maybe if we were really far away, with really long zoom lenses... :ponder



Or, Matt and the geek squad could develop a focused EMP, with a beam about 10 feet wide for instance, that could be shot at specific targets. :devillook


:cool
I could go all "old school" and borrow a friend's manual Nikon F3.

But then there's that pesky question of what the EMP would do to the film itself. We'd have to cocoon ourselves in a lead-lined bunker. I'll bet tpattison would know where to get one of those.

brown-ness. :pityfool


OLIVE!

But then there's that pesky question of what the EMP would do to the film itself. We'd have to cocoon ourselves in a lead-lined bunker. I'll bet tpattison would know where to get one of those.

:dunno

Maybe a GA Tech Engineer could build one for you? Know of one around these parts?

Or you could check eBay, they sell everything on that site.

:rofl

:rofl

BAH is right, your honor we have heard from only one witness whose credibility has come under question. The witness has known ties to paramilitary groups operating inside the United States and cannot be trusted.


:devillook
BAH! :shifty

BAH! :shifty

:rofl

a.Bh thiys:f *










* ( "Bah. :shifty" for dyslexics )




:D

where are yall getting your arsenal from?:devillook

where are yall getting your arsenal from?:devillook

You have neither the proper security clearance nor the need to know.

where are yall getting your arsenal from?:devillook

You can hook up the "good guys." :)

You have neither the proper security clearance nor the need to know.
fine.... ill just take my toys & go home
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y146/TUCKERGUN/ME/DSCN0294.jpg

i even had one for ATG or GEORDIE
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y146/TUCKERGUN/ME/DSCN0283.jpg

Ooooh! I'll take the pink one. It's so hawt!!

Ooooh! I'll take the pink one. It's so hawt!!
you & geordie have to fight for it

you & geordie have to fight for it

:lol

I'd offer to photograph the heist, but Matt's E30M50POS would blow out the electronics in my cameras. :az

Fixed...:eek:


...j/k;)

:confused

:devillook

:woowoo:

Fixed...
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Jealousy isn't cool. :rolleyes

:rofl

I already have the e30m50 if you want to borrow it. 195 tires + Rain = FTL. I have to take turns at 10mph in 4th gear! It spins out in 1st, 2nd and 3rd!

Maybe a GA Tech Engineer could build one for you? Know of one around these parts?
I'd have to hire a structural engineer to design one, but getting the proper permits to construct the thing would be a beeyotch. Imagine having to explain the lead lining to a building inspector.

I'd have to hire a structural engineer to design one, but getting the proper permits to construct the thing would be a beeyotch. Imagine having to explain the lead lining to a building inspector.

:rofl

Nevermind, I'll just see if I can lease one for you.

Is there any need for pink tape? :dunno

Is there any need for pink tape? :dunno
Yep, Bill will need that to muzzle the ghey security guard over at the Cartier store..:devillook

Is there any need for pink tape? :dunno
what kind of pink tape you talking about? :naughty



Wow, I think I stooped to an all time low with that one.

what kind of pink tape you talking about?
Wow, I think I stooped to an all time low with that one.
Yes, you did.

In fact, I think you may have unwittingly invented the "non-entendre." :stickoutt



:cool

Yep, Bill will need that to muzzle the ghey security guard over at the Cartier store..:devillook


:rofl

Done. I'll bring the tape. :D

:rofl

Done. I'll bring the tape. :D

This is where you are supposed to deny my alleged gheyness.

:nono

This is where you are supposed to deny my alleged gheyness.
She'd need proof first. :rofl

This is where you are supposed to deny my alleged gheyness.

:nono


Oh.....:thinkerg

Bill is not ghey...he is gei. Totally different. :D

Oh.....:thinkerg

Bill is not ghey...he is gei. Totally different. :D


Alrighty then.

Oh.....:thinkerg

Bill is not ghey...he is gei. Totally different. :D
Is that like a gay-straight guy.. Or a straight-gay guy?

:rofl

Done. I'll bring the tape. :D
tape? :naughty

tape?
:rofl