...there will be a new Mrs. George Stewart Johnston II.

Discuss. :shifty

:clap

:(

:(

Are you sad because I will no longer be on the market? :rofl

Oh yeah...neither of the first two responses can be considered "discussion."

Bf.c bachelor party? I know a great place....;)

My chachdolences, Mrs. Johnston.

:stickoutt

Matt

Great news for a great couple.

In the spirit of discussion though, you have told her about what happened to your last girlfriend though, right? The mysterious circumstances under which she vanished after her bank account ran out?

Well, I gotta go, but, best of luck with everything.

Great news for a great couple.

In the spirit of discussion though, you have told her about what happened to your last girlfriend though, right? The mysterious circumstances under which she vanished after her bank account ran out?

Well, I gotta go, but, best of luck with everything.


:rofl

...there will be a new Mrs. George Stewart Johnston II.

Discuss. :shifty
So when I see her do I call her "Mrs. George"?

Congrats man! :love

Woo Wooooo!

Now for the same damn question that I got immediately after getting married!


"So...when can we expect some babies?"

Congratulations!

jason

I thought you were a III?

Oh well. Congrats Mr. Jones...;)

"So...when can we expect some babies?"
9 months and 10 days?

Congrats Mr. Jones...;)

Bah.

9 months and 10 days?

...after January 1st, 2012? Sure.

congrats guys

Are you sad because I will no longer be on the market? :rofl



That's exactly the reason!

Geordie Jones.. It actually fits you quite well.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/05/03/polygamy.woman.ap/index.html

:handclap

Awesome!

Who's George?

Congratulations...there will be a new Mrs. George Stewart Johnston II.

Discuss. :shifty

George, George, George, of the tire store, watch out for that wedding...

Be careful! The FDA has actually just recently found a food the decreases the sex drive in women!!!! Its called wedding cake.:shifty

J/k. Congrats, Geordie.

Now for the same damn question that I got immediately after getting married!
"So...when can we expect some babies?"
Damn, you aren't kidding! :pissed

Or even worse, try the repeated, plaintive wails from a wanna-be grandma, "You're going to deny me grandchildren?!!" :cry

:rolleyes


The sooner you break them of that habit, the better. :shifty





Of course, showing up for lunch in a two-seat roadster certainly helps to make the point. :devillook :buttrock



Congrats, you two! :redspot

DW

:cool

Or even worse, try the repeated, plaintive wails from a wanna-be grandma, "You're going to deny me grandchildren?!!" :cry
:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

Wow, any woman that can forgive you for the drunken night with the strippers and the bad case of herpes is a winner in my book. Don't lose her.

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes
Don't worry, I think the message has sunk in by now. ;)



At least... :confused






...it better have. :shifty


:cool

:help

http://www.student.gsu.edu/~jhannay1/peanuts.gif

:lol

"Of all the Charlie Browns in the World, you're the Charlie Browniest."

congrats guys

Congrats:drink1

...there will be a new Mrs. George Stewart Johnston II.

Discuss. :shifty

Congrats G!

So, what rims are you putting on the crib?

So, what rims are you putting on the crib?
:ponder




:devillook

:rofl2

Updated to include preferred "formula." :devillook




:biglaughb

congrad. =)

congrats man! I purchased the ring for steph Monday. I am very nervous to walk through airport security with it; I will be asking her in Europe this june.

Now I've gotta ask her dad...

Congrats! Any advice for a brother ring shopping? I will be popping the question soon.

Congrats guys! Georgie, you are one lucky SOB to have a girl like Anna.

Good luck Anna!

Now I've gotta ask her dad...

People still do that? Really what's the point? Like if he said no, you wouldn't proceed to marry her anyways? You would just dump her and move on? C'mon now you already bought the ring. I never understood asking the whole father thing especially after you already bought a ring.

...there will be a new Mrs. George Stewart Johnston II.

Discuss. :shifty
you're getting a sex change? again? make up your damn mind!

oh, wait, after further reading of this thread, you mean you've finally settled on the "guy" thing and are getting married. Congrats to you, and Anna, I'm sooo soooo sorry.

People still do that? Really what's the point? Like if he said no, you wouldn't proceed to marry her anyways? You would just dump her and move on? C'mon now you already bought the ring. I never understood asking the whole father thing especially after you already bought a ring.


It is a sign of respect for tradition and the family. If he says no, which I really doubt he would, I'd still marry her.

...there will be a new Mrs. George Stewart Johnston II.

Discuss. :shifty
Just like you I don't know the above person either! :lol

you're getting a sex change? again? make up your damn mind!

oh, wait, after further reading of this thread, you mean you've finally settled on the "guy" thing and are getting married. Congrats to you, and Anna, I'm sooo soooo sorry.
:rofl:rofl:rofl

Back on topic Congrats Geordie and Anna

so..........


where are we going for the honeymoon?

you gotta give us(bfc ga crowd) time to pack accordingly

:ponder




:devillook

:rofl

9 days...:shifty

9 days...:redspot :woot: :alright:clap :b_yellow :ausw_6 :biglaughc :blueball :boing :mdrbig :b_green :luvlove
I'm sure that's what he really meant, Anna... :paranoid:





:help

shhhh...8 days...:shifty

Five.

Five!!! :redspot :woot: :alright:clap :b_yellow :ausw_6 :biglaughc :blueball :boing :mdrbig :b_green :luvlove
Once again, Anna, I'm sure that's what he really meant. :paranoid:

:lol

Congrats! Don't stress out over the little shit that will happen, and just try to have a good time... it is all about you guys. edit: it's all about your wife.

Enjoy your day, and best wishes.

James

. edit: it's all about your wife.


Good point.

Thanks, Dr. James! :wave

Yup... (http://www.f7lans.com/files/Europe%20-%20The%20Final%20Countdown.mp3)

Yup... (http://www.f7lans.com/files/Europe%20-%20The%20Final%20Countdown.mp3)
:lol :lol :lol

Gawd, that song sucks! :rofl

:lol :lol :lol

Gawd, that song sucks! :rofl

LMAO, it sucked back in 86 and it sucks even more now!

LMAO, it sucked back in 86 and it sucks even more now!
Seriously! Somebody grill up some burgers, 'cause we've already got the cheese! :rofl

Congrats G.!! And remember, your money is her money and her money is her money..:D

:rofl

I <3 80's music.


Story Time:
Fatgirl came by see me at work and invited me to an MSA (muslim student association) gathering. Fuck that right? Well, I wanted to see her so I go home and change after work and show up to the MSA hoping to see her. Well, guys and girls couldnt sit next to each other and there was no pork there. So instead of sitting next to a bunch of muslim guys who I could care-less for I tell her that its best if I just go. I was feeling pretty uncomfortable and didnt know anyone there, plus, I couldnt mack on FG.

So we walk outside and talk for a bit and ask her if she wants to walk with me to the car. She agrees. FG was looking pretty banging in her indian outfit so I asked her if she wanted to go for a quick ride with the top down and she agreed. I drop the top, the clutch, switch the gears, hit the gas and Im gone. I had this totally sweet 80s CD in the car and asked her if she liked it. She said she was okay with 80s and we totally blasted A-ha's "Take on me!"

FG-remeber the part of the song thats really sad and then turns really happy?

:rofl

I <3 80's music.

I had this totally sweet 80s CD in the car and asked her if she liked it. She said she was okay with 80s and we totally blasted A-ha's "Take on me!"


Surprised you didn't play some Air Supply, that always gets the ladies in the mood! :rofl

Well all the ladies except for the ones I knew, they preferred Metallica, AC/DC, Aerosmith & such. Much better music to get your freak on to. If you really want some groove music don't forget Parliament, Barry White, and George Clinton!

[quote=adeelpowers]:rofl

I <3 80's music.


I had this totally sweet 80s CD in the car and asked her if she liked it. She said she was okay with 80s and we totally blasted A-ha's "Take on me!"

[quote]
I love that song it is amazing.

I <3 80's music.
:buttrock

When I installed the Aux Input kit into my car last week, the first folder that came up when I turned on the player was my 80's stuff. So I figured, what the hell, and inaugurated the Z4 into the MP3 era with Power Station's version of "Bang A Gong, Get It On."

:alright

Surprised you didn't play some Air Supply, that always gets the ladies in the mood! :rofl

Well all the ladies except for the ones I knew, they preferred Metallica, AC/DC, Aerosmith & such. Much better music to get your freak on to. If you really want some groove music don't forget Parliament, Barry White, and George Clinton!
It's okay, A-Ha worked great for getting my groove on! Too bad something had to get in our way...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a89/adeelpowers3/a-ha.png

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a89/adeelpowers3/a-ha.png
:lol / :az / :lol / :az / :lol / :az / :lol / :az

:rofl

I <3 80's music.


I had this totally sweet 80s CD in the car and asked her if she liked it. She said she was okay with 80s and we totally blasted A-ha's "Take on me!"



I love that song it is amazing.

Bah, that song sux! Typical piece of 80s pop drivel, along with T'Pau, Air Supply, Taylor Dayne, etc! :biglaughb

Bah, that song sux! Typical piece of 80s pop drivel, along with T'Pau, Air Supply, Taylor Dayne, etc!
Yeah, but all of that is still better than that "Final Countdown" dreck. :eyecrazy

You guys remember that Jungle song? I dont know who sings it but it sounds like Tarzan yelling "oh" over and over in the background. A woman sings it and starts off with "In the night..."

Yeah, but all of that is still better than that "Final Countdown" dreck. :eyecrazy

Not by much! Can't believe that song, much less that group was considered "Metal" or "Hard Rock" LOL

You guys remember that Jungle song? I dont know who sings it but it sounds like Tarzan yelling "oh" over and over in the background. A woman sings it and starts off with "In the night..."

It's Tarzan Boy by Baltimora. Was used in Listerine commercials a few years back.

It's Tarzan Boy by Baltimora. Was used in Listerine commercials a few years back.
:buttrock

Not by much! Can't believe that song, much less that group was considered "Metal" or "Hard Rock" LOL
That was in the dark days of "Hair Metal," you'll recall... :silly

The stuff that is now fodder for late-night TV CD collections from Time-Life. :rofl

Yeah, but all of that is still better than that "Final Countdown" dreck. :eyecrazy
It was on the VH1 most awesomely bad metal songs. And yeah it sucks.

That was in the dark days of "Hair Metal," you'll recall... :silly

The stuff that is now fodder for late-night TV CD collections from Time-Life. :rofl
whoa, a man sings that tarzan song?

http://www.ear.fm/Encyclopedia%20B/baltimora.jpg

Dammit, why do I like all these gay songs from the 80s. :help

whoa, a man sings that tarzan song?

http://www.flash80.com/pochettegr/BALTIMORA-Tarzan_boy.jpg

Dammit, why do I like all these gay songs from the 80s. :help

LOL, I don't know but that would explain your "Culture Club" & "Wham" CD/LP collections.

:rofl

whoa, a man sings that tarzan song?

http://www.ear.fm/Encyclopedia%20B/baltimora.jpg

Dammit, why do I like all these gay songs from the 80s. :help
HMMMMMMMMM. Trying to get at something Adeel.

whoa, a man sings that tarzan song?
Yep. :az

Dammit, why do I like all these gay songs from the 80s.
That's for your shrink to know, and you to find out. :coywink




:biglaughb

That was in the dark days of "Hair Metal," you'll recall... :silly

The stuff that is now fodder for late-night TV CD collections from Time-Life. :rofl

Yeah I unfortunately remember them ALL too well as having lived through them.

LOL, I don't know but that would explain your "Culture Club" & "Wham" CD/LP collections.

:rofl
See, I think they rock too. Whatever, I know Im not ghey. God Bless Vagina!

However, I will say this: ghey 80s music FTW

See, I think they rock too.
Does your alarm clock "wake you up before you go-go?" :rofl

Yeah, but all of that is still better than that "Final Countdown" dreck. :eyecrazy

The band was called Europe...one hit wonders! I can't believe I know that...

See, I think they rock too. Whatever, I know Im not ghey. God Bless Vagina!

However, I will say this: ghey 80s music FTW

Being Bi-Sexual is still ghey Adeel. To quote the great Andrew Dice Clay:


Either you suck d*ck or you do NOT suck d*ck. What do you do wake up in the morning and flip a coin? Heads hair pie, tails balls across the nose. OHHHHHHH
:

:rofl

Does your alarm clock "wake you up before you go-go?" :rofl
:rofl

Alarms dont phase me. I cant wake up for anything in the mornings. Class...school...appointments...blah.

Congrats Geordie and Anna!

:rofl

Alarms dont phase me. I cant wake up for anything in the mornings. Class...school...appointments...blah.
My problem exactly, but once I'm up I won't go to bed for a couple of hours. I only got 4 hrs of sleep Sat. and was up til midnight yesterday with no problem and no naps. Cleaning house hungover/still drunk before parents get home FTL

I usually sleep only 5 or 6 nights a week. The other days I dont get much either and then sleep for 12-14 hrs on Friday and Saturday. I have a terrible time going to sleep and a terrible time trying to wake up. I hate my sleep patterns...

It's okay, A-Ha worked great for getting my groove on! Too bad something had to get in our way...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a89/adeelpowers3/a-ha.png
Dude, you made me look like a 10 year old boy, haha. The battle of the warring smilies! :shifty :rofl

Dude, you made me look like a 10 year old boy, haha. The battle of the warring smilies! :shifty :rofl

Looks like he took that straight from the A-Ha "Take on me" video!

Yeah, but all of that is still better than that "Final Countdown" dreck. :eyecrazy

I have "Final Countdown" as my ringtone... :(

I have "Final Countdown" as my ringtone... :(
http://www.thecrackshack.com/ro/randomstuff/gay_trying_640.jpg


:rofl :rofl :rofl

Ok...Geordie...whats with the ressurection of the old M3 sig? Did you buy it back?

jason

P.S. 4 days and change!

Ok...Geordie...whats with the ressurection of the old M3 sig? Did you buy it back?
Good question... I was wondering the same thing. :ponder

Good question... I was wondering the same thing. :ponder
+1

Ok...Geordie...whats with the ressurection of the old M3 sig? Did you buy it back?

Nah, I decided to kick it old school. :D

Nah, I decided to kick it old school. :D

Ahhh...this kind of thing happens the week before you marry! Ahhh...the memories! :D

jason

Nah, I decided to kick it old school. :D


one of the guys on the forums here has your car now (forget his username but he was looking for a stock suspension on here)

Soooooooooo true. Man, I had to be his alarm clock and even then you'd have to practically throw water on him to wake him. Definitely not a morning person. I think he resembles a bull in the morning with steam coming out of his nose.
Yeah, its worse lately. He doesn't wake up and turn off his alarm until I get out of bed, walk up to his door and start slamming my fist against it. :mad

;)

Matt

one of the guys on the forums here has your car now (forget his username but he was looking for a stock suspension on here)

Really? He prolly doesn't even know what he has.

Really? He prolly doesn't even know what he has.
ready? :D

ready? :D

:confused

:confused
If that is a no you are in deep shit. I don't think it is though.

If that is a no you are in deep shit. I don't think it is though.

Oh, got it.

I didn't know what he meant.

Yes, I am ready and absolutley cannot wait. I'm marrying the hottest woman in the world that just so happens to be a car chick.

Life is good. :redspot

Car chicks! :buttrock

Oh, got it.

I didn't know what he meant.

Yes, I am ready and absolutley cannot wait. I'm marrying the hottest woman in the world that just so happens to be a car chick.

Life is good. :redspot
Yeah you are one lucky SOB. My ex-girlfriend hated cars. This was not a good idea especially when she missed her hair appointment, that she didn't tell me about, while I was trying to finish up my suspension (I thought it would take 30-45 min at most it ended up taking 90 minutes due to tire clearance). Yeah bad times. It is gonna suck for you to get out of the dog house flowers are so much easier to get than car parts.:)

Yes, I am ready and absolutley cannot wait. I'm marrying the hottest woman in the world that just so happens to be a car chick.

Life is good. :redspot

Things that affect FG's "most perfect girl in the world" status:

1. Her fucking moronic parents.


That's pretty much it...

I'm marrying the hottest woman in the world that just so happens to be a car chick.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... :devillook

Thanks, G, I'm flattered. :wave

:alright

Np. ;)