Sure, a bit of this is over-simplified emotional rants, but entertaining nonetheless.


"Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except
numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory
are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black
Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things
like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White
Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what
happens...
Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason... that is why
there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU
LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?


When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70%
of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the
Law
of Probability.
I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of
cigarettes,
a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of
fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak
English!

My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the
countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think
the
police should have every right to shoot your sorry behind if you
threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the
word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are
qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank
loans
or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket
store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our
lives
in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could
come
over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open
to their interpretations.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That
doesn't stop you from watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next
operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does
take
a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when
necessary, and say "NO!"

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please
don't
pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until
that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected
mouth as you serve me French fries!
I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people,
and
not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be
"African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around
saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great,
great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from
America
and nowhere else.

And if you don't like my point of view, tough..."

well that's um....
OT fo' shizzle.

Just you try to drive around in a flour-white STi and see what happens...


Oh... probably nuthin, huh?
oh well.
going back to work now.

I agree with EVERYTHING he said.

Pøwn3d. (http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney4.asp)

It doesn't matter if Rooney said it or not, does it?

I thought he died like 10 years ago.....oh well.....i agree with everything he just said

It doesn't matter if Rooney said it or not, does it?
It matters to Andy Rooney. :dunno

Matt

I thought he died like 10 years ago.....oh well.....i agree with everything he just said

^ That pretty much sums it up

Hmmmmm, sounds like a little emo guy toying around with his emotions and being privy to certain sections of the media he can reach a vast populace with his half geo political ramblings. I have been there and see right through this. Reminds me of things you hear in a rum shop and when you sober up the next morning you try to repeat them albeit skewing most of the facts. Pity those with the "i believe him" quote without doing any sort of research nor root cause analysis. Sorry but in my line of word, we have to do our due diligence before we pronounce on anything.

Regards,

:lol

Okay, who let the lefty Canuck in here? :rofl

:lol

Okay, who let the lefty Canuck in here? :rofl

What exactly does that mean? If you disagree with my opinion then voice yours. I am sure you have the intellect to perform such a small feat.

Hmmmmm, sounds like a little emo guy toying around with his emotions and being privy to certain sections of the media he can reach a vast populace with his half geo political ramblings. I have been there and see right through this. Reminds me of things you hear in a rum shop and when you sober up the next morning you try to repeat them albeit skewing most of the facts. Pity those with the "i believe him" quote without doing any sort of research nor root cause analysis. Sorry but in my line of word, we have to do our due diligence before we pronounce on anything.

Regards,

Go back to Canadia, this isn't your country. I agree with the Roonster. I don't don't care who doesn't agree/like it/ or takes offense to it.

Hmmmmm, sounds like a little emo guy toying around with his emotions and being privy to certain sections of the media he can reach a vast populace with his half geo political ramblings. I have been there and see right through this. Reminds me of things you hear in a rum shop and when you sober up the next morning you try to repeat them albeit skewing most of the facts. Pity those with the "i believe him" quote without doing any sort of research nor root cause analysis. Sorry but in my line of word, we have to do our due diligence before we pronounce on anything.

Regards,
Alot of nice words and well structured sentences, but this paragraph contains no substance and the argument in it is weak. It is as much of a ramble as Rooney's.

What exactly does that mean? If you disagree with my opinion then voice yours. I am sure you have the intellect to perform such a small feat.
:lol :lol :lol

Talk about a "small feat" of intellect! Let's have a look at your oh-so-strident "reply"...

...privy to certain sections of the media he can reach a vast populace with his half geo political ramblings.
I guess you didn't bother to note that this was never even broadcast on any "sections of the media?" :rofl


I have been there and see right through this. Reminds me of things you hear in a rum shop and when you sober up the next morning you try to repeat them albeit skewing most of the facts.
So you spend a lot of time in rum shops, in an inebriated state? :rofl


Pity those with the "i believe him" quote without doing any sort of research nor root cause analysis. Sorry but in my line of word, we have to do our due diligence before we pronounce on anything.
Again, your "due diligence" doesn't seem to include looking up whether or not the attribution of such remarks is even accurately given. :rofl


I think you're just upset that whoever wrote this didn't include any uses of the interjection, "eh." :silly


:biglaughb

What exactly does that mean? If you disagree with my opinion then voice yours. I am sure you have the intellect to perform such a small feat.

Good bye!

:wave

Good bye, eh! (hic!)

:wave
Fixed for Canadian translation. :redspot

:rofl

Alot of nice words and well structured sentences, but this paragraph contains no substance and the argument in it is weak. It is as much of a ramble as Rooney's.


Agreed. Seems like quite a bit of wordy constipation.

:lol :lol :lol

Talk about a "small feat" of intellect! Let's have a look at your oh-so-strident "reply"...


I guess you didn't bother to note that this was never even broadcast on any "sections of the media?" :rofl



So you spend a lot of time in rum shops, in an inebriated state? :rofl



Again, your "due diligence" doesn't seem to include looking up whether or not the attribution of such remarks is even accurately given. :rofl


I think you're just upset that whoever wrote this didn't include any uses of the interjection, "eh." :silly


:biglaughb

Some of these points apply directly to those whom readily agreed without doing any kind of checks so thanks for supporting my analysis. Secondly i cannot have a dialogue with anyone who cannot comprehend what was said in the very first line of the original post and those under achievers who can muster a few sentences like "go back to your country" so let not go there. I would like to, however, continue this discussion with mature and rational members. As for the dropouts just sit back and read, you will learn how to get a good command of the english language through sentence construction and grammar, the same language the so called journalist wants everyone to become au fait with.

Thanks,

Some of these points apply directly to those whom readily agreed without doing any kind of checks so thanks for supporting my analysis. Secondly i cannot have a dialogue with anyone who cannot comprehend what was said in the very first line of the original post and those under achievers who can muster a few sentences like "go back to your country" so let not go there. I would like to, however, continue this discussion with mature and rational members. As for the dropouts just sit back and read, you will learn how to get a good command of the english language through sentence construction and grammar, the same language the so called journalist wants everyone to become au fait with.

Thanks,

But you don't believe in proper capitalization?


Edit: You're kidding, right? :laugh

Some of the aforementioned points apply directly to those whom readily agreed without doing any kind of checks, so thanks for supporting my analysis. Secondly, I cannot have a dialogue with anyone who cannot comprehend what was said in the very first line of the original post and those underachievers who can muster a few sentences such as "go back to your country," so let's not go there. I would like, however, to continue this discussion with mature and rational members. As for the dropouts, just sit back and read and you will learn how to get a good command of [WTF?] the English language through sentence construction and grammar; the same language the so called journalist wants everyone to become au fait with [did you really end a sentence with "with?"].

Thanks,

Fixed....a little bit.

:rolleyes

Where are you guys? Oh and please read the first line in the original post before you draft you response.

Thanks,

Fixed....a little bit.

:rolleyes
Did You? Seems to me llike "pot calling the kettle black."

Where are you guys? Please read the first line of the original post before you draft your response.

Thanks,

My red pen is running out of ink.

Some of these points apply directly to those whom readily agreed without doing any kind of checks so thanks for supporting my analysis.
You didn't do any analysis! The quote is a fake in the fisrt place! You went for it hook, line, and sinker, without even doing any checking on your own, Mr. "due diligence!" :rofl


Secondly i cannot have a dialogue with anyone who cannot comprehend what was said in the very first line of the original post and those under achievers who can muster a few sentences like "go back to your country" so let not go there.
You have yet to demonstrate why you rate such a dialogue in the first place. Beyond posting a bunch of incoherent ramblings of your own, why on Earth should US domestic policy even be the concern of an alleged Canadian? :rolleyes

Not only do you have no stake in the discussion, so far, you've only succeded in demonstrating that you're nothing more than an arrogant busybody who wants to BS people into believeing you're oh-so-smart. The trouble for you is, nobody's buying it. :rofl


...you will learn how to get a good command of the english language through sentence construction and grammar, the same language the so called journalist wants everyone to become au fait with.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

This from a guy whose only proven skill thus far is nothing but run-on sentences, missing capitalization, typos, and empty verbosity, which, even when forgiven, still fail to convey an ounce of comprehension on his own. :rofl :rofl :rofl


Back to the rum shops with you. :wave


My red pen is running out of ink.
Seriously! :eyecrazy

:biglaughb

Where are you guys? Oh and please read the first line in the original post before you draft you response.

Thanks,
What's your point? you are yet to make an argument of any sort therefore there is no discussion here. Where are your "checks and root cause analysis"? You do a good job of saying alot about nothing, now you have to actually say something in order for a discussion to take place.

EDIT: I meant to write: You do a good job of saying nothing about alot.
**Either or I guess will work.

This is so engrossing, I actually brought my lunch back to my desk so I wouldn't miss a single captivating moment.

Edit: Chicken with a lemon sauce, over a bed of rice. With a salad on the side. In case anyone was wondering.

This is so engrossing, I actually brought my lunch back to my desk so I wouldn't miss a single captivating moment.
Here's a fresh set of pens for you... I have a feeling you're going to need them! :rofl
http://www.presentation-style.com/guts/dbimages/redpens_lg.jpg


Edit: Chicken with a lemon sauce, over a bed of rice. With a salad on the side. In case anyone was wondering whether or not I really worked in Midtown.
Fixed. :devillook

:biglaughb

Here's a fresh set of pens for you... I have a feeling you're going to need them!



:rofl :rofl :rofl


What does my lunch have to do with being in Midtown?

What does my lunch have to do with being in Midtown?
If you don't know... :coywink

:biglaughb


Meanwhile:

If you don't know... :coywink


It was better when you used to make sandwiches over at the Subway across the street....

I think
the
police should have every right to shoot your sorry behind if you
threaten them after they tell you to stop.

The above is dissected from the original garbage. Think about the ramifications if this was to apply to the American public, or is he insinuating that the police slaughter only immigrants. This guy certainly did not think before he wrote or repeated any of this content which is wholly faulty in diction.

I think
the
police should have every right to shoot your sorry behind if you
threaten them after they tell you to stop.

The above is dissected from the original garbage. Think about the ramifications if this was to apply to the American public, or is he insinuating that the police slaughter only immigrants.
That's it? That's all you've got to say? :confused

Guess what: If you threaten a cop, you will most surely be arrested at the very least. If you threaten a cop with a weapon, no matter where you come from you need to get shot.

That hasn't a thing to do with immigrants, or any of your half-imagined "slaughter." :violinist



And yet...

This guy certainly did not think before he posted any of this content which is wholly faulty in diction.
Oh, irony. :rolleyes

You have yet to demonstrate why you rate such a dialogue in the first place. Beyond posting a bunch of incoherent ramblings of your own, why on Earth should US domestic policy even be the concern of an alleged Canadian?

This is why! The US is such a powerful nation that whatever it does, whether foreign or domestic has significant implications on the rest of the world. I am convinced that you have your head stuck way up your ass because you would not have asked such a retarded question.

:help

You have yet to demonstrate why you rate such a dialogue in the first place. Beyond posting a bunch of incoherent ramblings of your own, why on Earth should US domestic policy even be the concern of an alleged Canadian?

This is why! The US is such a powerful nation that whatever it does, whether foreign or domestic has significant implications on the rest of the world. I am convinced that you have your head stuck way up your ass because you would not have asked such a retarded question.

Why the hell are you even here?

This is why! The US is such a powerful nation that whatever it does, whether foreign or domestic has significant implications on the rest of the world.
Ah, Canadians... A proud people, with a long-standing tradition of presuming to expound upon the business of others, without having actually done much of anything themselves. :complain :rolleyes


I am convinced that you have your head stuck way up your ass because you would not have asked such a retarded question.
Again, irony! :rofl


Don't fret, it works both ways: We're pretty much conviced you couldn't tell the difference if you had to.

:wave

This is why I don't talk about politics. :rofl

Matt

Why the hell are you even here?
You just gave yourself away; you are so limited in thought and intellect that this is all you could muster. It's a sad day for humanity.

Why the hell are you even here?
Because walking around with a sign saying "I'm teh smrat!" would just be crazy. :silly

This is why I don't talk about politics.
Don't worry, neither is "Shak!" :rofl :rofl :rofl

Ah, Canadians... A proud people, with a long-standing tradition of presuming to expound upon the business of others, without having actually done much of anything themselves. :complain :rolleyes



Again, irony! :rofl


Don't fret, it works both ways: We're pretty much conviced you couldn't tell the difference if you had to.

:wave
Well i am happy to see that you are beginning to agree with my analysis. It is so easy to break you guys.

Well i am happy to see that you are beginning to agree with my analysis. It is so easy to break you guys.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol The nonsense continues unabated!

This must be similar to what a frog thinks as the heat is turned up... "Dude, I am so totally winning!" :redspot

Well i am happy to see that you are beginning to agree with my analysis. It is so easy to break you guys.

You're not very bright, are you dude? You are doing nothing more than making yourself look incredibly stupid.

Well i am happy to see that you are beginning to agree with my analysis. It is so easy to break you guys.
AGAIN, you are pretty good at throwing these little meaningless lines out there but when asked to make an argument, this is all YOU 'could muster':

I think
the
police should have every right to shoot your sorry behind if you
threaten them after they tell you to stop.

The above is dissected from the original garbage. Think about the ramifications if this was to apply to the American public, or is he insinuating that the police slaughter only immigrants. This guy certainly did not think before he wrote or repeated any of this content which is wholly faulty in diction.

Cut your losses now

You're not very bright, are you dude? You are doing nothing more than making yourself look incredibly stupid.
But Bill! Somewhere in Canada, the parents of a retarded child are rejoicing, as their precious little helmet-wearing spawn tries his hand at the internet!

:clap :drool: :clap



:rofl

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol The nonsense continues unabated!

This must be similar to what frog thinks as the heat is turned up... "Dude, I am so totally winning!" :redspot

Hey it is your turn to dissect any portion of the original (well i can't even call it a piece of writing) "script" and show without any bias nor prejudice why it should be mandatory. You do it and i will offer my rebuttal.

Hey it is your turn to dissect any portion of the original (well i can't even call it a piece of writing)
:lol Yet more irony!

Okay....this is starting to get boring and repetitive. Time for a topic change:

Anyone downtown today running over illegal immigrants?

Okay....this is starting to get boring and repetitive. Time for a topic change:
Good idea. :rolleyes

Anyone downtown today running over illegal immigrants?
You're closer... you first. :devillook

:D

:eatpop: :eatpop: :eatpop:

I've BEEN to Ontario, and you sir are no Andy Roony... Micky Roony either.

so, what's for dinner?

Cory

You're closer... you first. :devillook

:D


I should've brought the Jeep...

Anyone downtown today running over illegal immigrants?

He'll probably take offense to this comment as well. :rolleyes

I have to go downtown today. FML.

Matt

I have to go downtown today. FML.

Matt

Be careful....it is a nightmare...

Hey it is your turn to dissect any portion of the original (well i can't even call it a piece of writing) "script" and show without any bias nor prejudice why it should be mandatory. You do it and i will offer my rebuttal.
moron + thesaurus = amusement

I have to go downtown today. FML.

Matt

I could always drive you in my jeep...a little deja vu...:devillook

I should've brought the Jeep...
Nah, use the ///M... With the extra power, you can take out more than you can with the Jeep before losing momentum. :alright

moron + thesaurus = amusement
WINNAR!!!!!!!! :buttrock

Okay....this is starting to get boring and repetitive. Time for a topic change:

Anyone downtown today running over illegal immigrants?

The Count should be down here somewhere...

We ARE missing some roofing contractors today. :shifty


CW

Good idea. :rolleyes


You're closer... you first. :devillook

:D

What is striking is that none of the intelligent and mature members of BFC are supporting your position. Well that figures.

I could always drive you in my jeep...a little deja vu...:devillook
perv

What is striking is that none of the intelligent and mature members of BFC are supporting your position. Well that figures.
There aren't any intelligent and mature members logged in under your name either, troll.

Shut it already, You're boring. :rolleyes

What is striking is that none of the intelligent and mature members of BFC are supporting your position. Well that figures.Dude, he wasn't talking to you, eh?

perv

Yeah, because narrowly missing a bum in a crosswalk is SUCH a turn on...;)

Yeah, because narrowly missing a bum in a crosswalk is SUCH a turn on...;)
what was your bum doing on the sidewalk?

Yeah, because narrowly missing a bum in a crosswalk is SUCH a turn on...
See? She is a perv! :help

what was your bum doing on the sidewalk?
:rofl

Be careful....it is a nightmare...
Meh. I have to go (basically) to the courthouse. I would think they'd keep the protests or other bullshit away from the man.

Matt

I hear SEWELLM3 is asking illegals for blow jobs to get them across the border, I mean I know he says hes not gay, but you HAVE to question this.

See? She is a perv! :help


Different strokes for different folks. :D

There aren't any intelligent and mature members logged in under your name either, troll.

Shut it already, You're boring. :rolleyes

And you lost. You are yet to offer any piece of supporting evidence. Ask your grade three teacher to assist you.

What is striking is that none of the intelligent and mature members of BFC are supporting your position. Well that figures.
I support him. Im a minority and believe the race card is a crock of bullshit. I want people to judge me based on who I am as opposed to what I look like. The race-card is a double edged sword in the sense that with the benefits come the negatives. Being a "brown" person I might have affirmative action swing in my favor but then I have to deal with the consequence of being labeled as a person good in math but bad with english. I believe the good Doctor has been trying to point that out to you in his last responses but apparently "reading between the lines" isnt taught in Canada.

I hear SEWELLM3 is asking illegals for blow jobs to get them across the border, I mean I know he says hes not gay, but you HAVE to question this.

So I guess that means you gave him quite a good one? MEXICAN!!

And you lost. You are yet to offer any piece of supporting evidence. Ask your grade three teacher to assist you.
Lost what? Trying to educate a fool? Shit, Im suprised he even bothered.

Ask your grade three teacher to assist you.
Because grade three represents the pinnacle of your educational aspirations, no doubt. :rofl

Lost what? Trying to educate a fool? Shit, Im suprised he even bothered.
Ah, it was a slow day at work. :crazya

And you lost. You are yet to offer any piece of supporting evidence. Ask your grade three teacher to assist you.

Why not "third grade?" Just wondering. :dunno

Because grade three represents the pinnacle of your educational aspirations, no doubt. :rofl


Ah, it was a slow day at work. :crazya
Doc, I tried leading my horse to water but he didnt drink it. I dont understand.

:rofl

Why not "third grade?" Just wondering. :dunno
Because his thinking is ass-backwards, that's why.

Because his thinking is ass-backwards, that's why.

:rofl :rofl

Because his thinking is ass-backwards, that's why.
Hi new guy, i would like you to tell me what level of education you have achieved. Please exaggerate (bump up the numbers) so i can leave here today knowing that there is hope for you.

Hi new guy, i would like you to tell me what level of education you have achieved. Please exaggerate (bump up the numbers) so i can leave here today knowing that there is hope for you.

I bet you I have more education than you...!

Doc, I tried leading my horse to water but he didnt drink it. I dont understand.
Because sometimes...

http://www.swan.ac.uk/biosci/empress/images/xbass.jpg

+

http://www.cowboycooking.com/wine%20barrel.jpg

+

http://www.army.mil/fact_files_site/m-9_pistol/images/m-9_pistol.jpg

= Fun.

:cool

Hi new guy, i would like you to tell me what level of education you have achieved. Please exaggerate (bump up the numbers) so i can leave here today knowing that there is hope for you.
new guy? You come into the Georgia forum and call ME the new guy?

To answer your question; I have 1 more year left at Georgia Tech, its in GEORGIA. After GEORGIA Tech I plan on going to law school. Would you like my GPA, SATs and IQ score too?

Hi new guy, i would like you to tell me what level of education you have achieved. Please exaggerate (bump up the numbers) so i can leave here today knowing that there is hope for you.

What a tool. Don't you have anything better to do than come on the GA forums and allow yourself to be mocked and chastized? And by the way, I have a BS in biology and don't give a shit if you have more education than I. :rolleyes

... so i can leave here today knowing that there is hope for you.
How about you just leave? :rolleyes


Or are you one of those perverts who gets off on humiliation? :ky

Hi new guy, i would like you to tell me what level of education you have achieved. Please exaggerate (bump up the numbers) so i can leave here today knowing that there is hope for you.
Its not so much what school teaches my friend, but how you apply that knowledge, which is something you're not very good at. I still question your level of education, why dont you share that with us genius.

new guy? You come into the Georgia forum and call ME the new guy?

To answer your question; I have 1 more year left at Georgia Tech, its in GEORGIA. After GEORGIA Tech I plan on going to law school. Would you like my GPA, SATs and IQ score too?

Stop bragging, noob....


:rofl

Would you like my GPA, SATs and IQ score too?
Don't bother Adeel. :rolleyes


He can't write... numbers would just confuse him. :rofl

new guy? You come into the Georgia forum and call ME the new guy?

To answer your question; I have 1 more year left at Georgia Tech, its in GEORGIA. After GEORGIA Tech I plan on going to law school. Would you like my GPA, SATs and IQ score too?

And thats all you can come up with after exaggerating. You are in a funny situation.

And thats all you can come up with after exaggerating. You are in a funny situation.
SEE POST #84

Look, let's just get back on the new topic... :rolleyes


Betting pool: How long, in weeks, before the illegals will hold daily marches, and we'll need attachments like this on our cars to navigate major cities:

http://www.campusschool.dsu.edu/fieldtrips/PV/Snow%20plow.jpg


:devillook

Look, let's just get back on the new topic... :rolleyes


Betting pool: How long, in weeks, before the illegals will hold daily marches, and we'll need attachments like this on our cars to navigate major cities:


:devillook

Oooh! Oooh! I hope tomorrow!!

Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?








A: Because he saw an American do it on TV...

Look, let's just get back on the new topic... :rolleyes


Betting pool: How long, in weeks, before the illegals will hold daily marches, and we'll need attachments like this on our cars to navigate major cities:

I just wear this:
http://www.sendemback.org/tshirt.jpg

Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
A: Because he saw an American do it on TV...
:lol :lol :lol

And thats all you can come up with after exaggerating. You are in a funny situation.
Since when did speaking the truth become exaggerating in Georgia...oh wait, it didnt.

So whats your educational history?

I have four years at a University that likely NORTH of you Shaq, does that count?
What's the point of this little game we're playing?

For a guy who's all about "show me you're smart", you're shure playing a mean game of mine's bigger than yours...

Cory
Used to shop for school clothes in ON, Canada because the exchange rate rocked.

Since when did speaking the truth become exaggerating in Georgia...oh wait, it didnt.
So whats your educational history?
Adeel!! Don't feed the troll!! :eyecrazy

I'd just like to say that NONE of my Canadian friends are anywhere near as pompous or abrasive as Shak. G.

I'd just like to say that NONE of my Canadian friends are anywhere near as pompous or abrasive as Shak. G.
Indeed. Nor are any of my very nice extended Canadian relatives. :alright


:cool

I'd just like to say that NONE of my Canadian friends are anywhere near as pompous or abrasive as Shak. G.

+1

What a tool. Don't you have anything better to do than come on the GA forums and allow yourself to be mocked and chastized? And by the way, I have a BS in biology and don't give a shit if you have more education than I. :rolleyes

On the contrary! You have proven to your cohorts that you have no tact and cannot conceptualize simple facts.

On the contrary! You have proven to your cohorts that you have no tact and cannot conceptualize simple facts.
Maybe he needs to hear it from some fellow Canadians... :devillook

http://fawny.org/blog/images/SouthParkTVGpassthrough-Shut.jpg

:redspot

On the contrary! You have proven to your cohorts that you have no tact and cannot conceptualize simple facts.
I guess you're still fabricating your educational history since 3 of us have asked now...whenever you're done making it up let us know

Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?








A: Because he saw an American do it on TV...

No way! We are not in....

On the contrary! You have proven to your cohorts that you have no tact and cannot conceptualize simple facts.
I think your grasp of the scientific (or mathamatical) method of prooving things is a little weak.

Sure, a bit of this is over-simplified emotional rants, but entertaining nonetheless.


"Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except
numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory
are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black
Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things
like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White
Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what
happens...
Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason... that is why
there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU
LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?


When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70%
of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the
Law
of Probability.
I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of
cigarettes,
a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of
fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak
English!

My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the
countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think
the
police should have every right to shoot your sorry behind if you
threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the
word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are
qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank
loans
or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket
store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our
lives
in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could
come
over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open
to their interpretations.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That
doesn't stop you from watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next
operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does
take
a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when
necessary, and say "NO!"

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please
don't
pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until
that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected
mouth as you serve me French fries!
I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people,
and
not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be
"African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around
saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great,
great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from
America
and nowhere else.

And if you don't like my point of view, tough..."
quoted for truth

I think your grasp of the scientific (or mathamatical) method of prooving thins is a little week.
His grasp of objective reality and functional English are weak. :rofl

Give me three hits of that bell, there Wha,

I guess you're still fabricating your educational history since 3 of us have asked now...whenever you're done making it up let us know


:lol

I think your grasp of the scientific (or mathamatical) method of prooving thins is a little week.
Please use the spell check function before you post. Dam it! You make mistakes with very simple words.

Give me three hits of that bell, there Wha,
Clank! Clank! Clank!

:rofl

Please use the spell check function before you post. Dam it! You make mistakes with very simple words.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Dam it! .

Show me the river, and I'll get right on it!!!!

Please use the spell check function before you post. Dam it! You make mistakes with very simple words.


How about Pot? Or Kettle?

Your choice.


Oh man.. that's good shit...
:lol
CW

Is there really a spell-check function?

Maybe he needs to hear it from some fellow Canadians... :devillook

http://fawny.org/blog/images/SouthParkTVGpassthrough-Shut.jpg

:redspot

So when are you going to start representing yourself. Prove something what Roony said is true. Anything.

I'm still waiting for this:

Ok guys, I'm just kidding, this is not real, it cant be, I dont really think this way....hmm think? i use that word rather loosely....(mumbles in french)

sadly i dont think its going to happen

So when are you going to start representing yourself. Prove something what Roony said is true. Anything.
You are such an idiot. :confused

The proof was posted on the very first page that Rooney
NEVER SAID IT!!!

Go click it:

Pøwn3d. (http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney4.asp)


Your question, point, and by now, presence, are all meaningless. :rolleyes

I'm still waiting for this:



sadly i dont think its going to happen

You have made a poor attempt at distorting the facts. Even your friends' laugh at you.

So when are you going to start representing yourself. Prove something what Roony said is true. Anything.

So the part where we all agreed that ROONeY didn't SAY (or type) any of that... did you miss that?

Just curious. Really.

:sleep

Even your friends' laugh at you.

I laugh at G-Unit. He's a funny guy.

So the part where we all agreed that ROONeY didn't SAY (or type) any of that... did you miss that?
He apparently missed great quantities of oxygen and developmental nutrition in utero. :rolleyes

You have made a poor attempt at distorting the facts. Even your friends' laugh at you.
You have made a poor attempt at debating the facts. EVERYONE is laughing at you.


** I like my version better

:sleep :sleep :sleep

:sleep :sleep :sleep

Go march downtown if you're bored...

;)

Think Bill is billing anybody for this nap-time?

Think Bill is billing anybody for this nap-time?
He'd better be, or he's going to be in big trouble with the partners. :confused

He'd better be, or he's going to be in big trouble with the partners. :confused

That is the truth!!! :eek:

You are such an idiot. :confused

The proof was posted on the very first page that Rooney
NEVER SAID IT!!!

Go click it:




Your question, point, and by now, presence, are all meaningless. :rolleyes

From line 2 of the original post and i quote. "Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:
So who is the dumb dumb here guy? You and the other idiots have to learn to read first. Go back to grade school where they teach reading and dictation.

What is striking is that none of the intelligent and mature members of BFC are supporting your position. Well that figures.

yet again, more literary diarrhea, saturated with the ramblings of a sohpist, and drenched in mental masturbation. You have yet to put a period on it and make a point.

You are quite attached to the straw man style of debate, attacking bfc members who are obviously joking and then pointing fingers, as if their claims were part of a serious debate. You are the screaming baby in the room. Again, make a substantial claim, support it with evidence, and move on.

yet again, more literary diarrhea, saturated with the ramblings of a sohpist, and drenched in mental masturbation. You have yet to put a period on it and make a point.

You are quite attached to the straw man style of debate, attacking bfc members who are obviously joking and then pointing fingers, as if their claims were part of a serious debate. You are the screaming baby in the room. Again, make a substantial claim, support it with evidence, and move on.

Well from the inception people should declare that they are joking and not having you do their dirty work for them. This is one screaming baby who will not stand by and see idle and disillusioned ramblings being propagated by irresponsible individuals.

From line 2 of the original post and i quote. "Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:
So who is the dumb dumb here guy?
:lol :lol :lol

You are. No question or doubt about it any more. :confused

CLICK THIS LINK, GENIUS! (http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney4.asp)

http://www.thecrackshack.com/ro/randomstuff/capacity_640.jpg

:rolleyes



:rofl

From line 2 of the original post and i quote. "Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:
So who is the dumb dumb here guy? You and the other idiots have to learn to read first. Go back to grade school where they teach reading and dictation.

I refer you to post #4 where the link provides convincing evidence that the above claim of authorship is indeed false.
Now, did you follow the link? Did you READ the Snopes article? Are you playing with all the cards?

I think we all know who the dumb guys are.

Well from the inception people should declare that they are joking and not having you do their dirty work for them. This is one screaming baby who will not stand by and see idle and disillusioned ramblings being propagated by irresponsible individuals.


Are you using babelfish? Seriously, I swear your posts sound just like babelfish translations. Just not quite right...

Or:

Employez-vous le babelfish ? Sérieusement, je jure que vos poteaux semblent justes comme des traductions de babelfish. Juste pas tout à fait bien.

You know, this thread is better than the car show.

You know, this thread is better than the car show.
:lol

j'ai parle francais aussi et Bill, tu es un connard

Are you using babelfish? Seriously, I swear your posts sound just like babelfish translations. Just not quite right...

Or:

Employez-vous le babelfish ? Sérieusement, je jure que vos poteaux semblent justes comme des traductions de babelfish. Juste pas tout à fait bien.
:lol

I bet he just talkin liek dis 'n babelfish just b tranzalatin 4 him. lolz

Are you using babelfish? Seriously, I swear your posts sound just like babelfish translations. Just not quite right...

Or:

Employez-vous le babelfish ? Sérieusement, je jure que vos poteaux semblent justes comme des traductions de babelfish. Juste pas tout à fait bien.

Bill, that's Quebec. Ontarians (?) speak English. Usually.
CW

j'ai parle francais aussi et Bill, tu es un connard
Bill has a sex partner named Conrad?



I took advanced French.

Bill, that's Quebec. Ontarians (?) speak English. Usually.
CW

Look at his posts....there is no way he could really talk like that!

Bill has a sex partner named Conrad?



I took advanced French.


:rofl :rofl :rofl

Bill, that's Quebec. Ontarians (?) speak English. Usually.
True.

I think we're just dealing with a garden-variety result of some good ol' Canadian countryside cousin'-lovin! :ky


:rofl

Hey Sahq,
What happened to the Leafs? Not in the playoffs?

Oh, I know the Thrashers didn't make it either but they don't have quite the proud history of the leafs, do they?

and Go Wings anyway..

Well from the inception people should declare that they are joking and not having you do their dirty work for them. This is one screaming baby who will not stand by and see idle and disillusioned ramblings being propagated by irresponsible individuals.


Once again, you have yet to supplement your claims with evidence nor refute any of the claims in the original email (which was prefaced as over-simplified, which means we are not claiming the intended email as absolutely truth). We all understand your position, yet you have provided no objective support for it. More mental masturbation and white noise coming from the screaming baby.

Why should people preface their words with "I am joking..."- do you really think Bill was going to run down protesters with his jeep? If you cannot separate the humor from the substance, you obviously possess the intellectual agility of a glacier.


Has anyone here read "confederacy of dunces"? Does this guy remind you of someone?

Bill has a sex partner named Conrad?



I took advanced French.
i think i meant 'est' and not 'es'

*EDIT: baise-toi

Bill, that's Quebec. Ontarians (?) speak English. Usually.
CW

Mr. Waters! Why are you constantly supporting my point of view? I can do it all by myself. I don't need your help. Now in your post you expound on how important it is to be multi lingual. Instead of forcing immigrants to learn English in a one month (which they will learn eventually) more and more Americans can become multi-lingual. There is nothing negative with what i just said. For example, one of the pre-requisites of joining an elite section of the FBI is your ability to speak languages other then English. I have been trying to show this to you guys since before lunch but was only met with ignorance and unintelligent people.

...do you really think Bill was going to run down protesters with his jeep?

Well, if he knew me....

:D

Mr. Waters! Why are you constantly supporting my point of view? I can do it all by myself. I don't need your help.

http://www.thecrackshack.com/ro/randomstuff/retard2_640.jpg

Shak - you still havent given me your educational background. A picture to the screen name would be nice too

[QUOTE=Shak. G]Mr. Waters! Why are you constantly supporting my point of view?

What can I say? I'm a nice guy

I can do it all by myself. uh, if you say soI don't need your help.
Now in your post you expound on how important it is to be multi lingual. I expounded? Really? Instead of forcing immigrants to learn English in a one month (which they will learn eventually) more and more Americans can become multi-lingual. that's very nice... but I still want you to know what I'm talking about when I'm ordering my food.There is nothing negative with what i just said. For example, one of the pre-requisites of joining an elite section of the FBI is your ability to speak languages other then English. I wonder why that might be.I have been trying to show this to you guys since before lunch but was only met with ignorance and unintelligent people. QUOTE]
It's quite obvious now that you're a great teacher and we're certainly beneath you in teh smarts. You win. Now go away.:evil2 [/

Mr. Waters! Why are you constantly supporting my point of view?

What can I say? I'm a nice guy

I can do it all by myself. uh, if you say soI don't need your help.
Now in your post you expound on how important it is to be multi lingual. I expounded? Really? Instead of forcing immigrants to learn English in a one month (which they will learn eventually) more and more Americans can become multi-lingual. that's very nice... but I still want you to know what I'm talking about when I'm ordering my food.There is nothing negative with what i just said. For example, one of the pre-requisites of joining an elite section of the FBI is your ability to speak languages other then English. I wonder why that might be.I have been trying to show this to you guys since before lunch but was only met with ignorance and unintelligent people. QUOTE]
It's quite obvious now that you're a great teacher and we're certainly beneath you in teh smarts. You win. Now go away.:evil2

Learn how to use tags, Mr. Waters.

Learn how to use tags, Mr. Waters.
Oh snap! TEH RED PEN suddenly morphs into TEH RED INTARWEB! :eyecrazy :help

Oh snap! TEH RED PEN suddenly morphs into TEH RED INTARWEB! :eyecrazy :help


:rofl :rofl

Mr. Waters...please check your PM's immediately. Urgent matter to be handled.

Mr. Waters...please check your PM's immediately. Urgent matter to be handled.
:eyecrazy

:help



:paranoid:

[QUOTE=Shak. G]Mr. Waters! Why are you constantly supporting my point of view?

What can I say? I'm a nice guy

I can do it all by myself. uh, if you say soI don't need your help.
Now in your post you expound on how important it is to be multi lingual. I expounded? Really? Instead of forcing immigrants to learn English in a one month (which they will learn eventually) more and more Americans can become multi-lingual. that's very nice... but I still want you to know what I'm talking about when I'm ordering my food.There is nothing negative with what i just said. For example, one of the pre-requisites of joining an elite section of the FBI is your ability to speak languages other then English. I wonder why that might be.I have been trying to show this to you guys since before lunch but was only met with ignorance and unintelligent people. QUOTE]
It's quite obvious now that you're a great teacher and we're certainly beneath you in teh smarts. You win. Now go away.:evil2 [/

Go away! No way! It's my time to rub it in.

Go away! No way! It's my time to rub one out.
Fixed for what you've been doing all day. :devillook

:devillook

Useless threats get you no where.

Useless threats get you no where.
http://www.thecrackshack.com/ro/randomstuff/darthvader_640.jpg

:rofl

Useless threats get you no where.


What about useful threats?

Useless threats get you no where.

Huh?

:confused :confused

What about useful threats?
:lol :lol :lol

Huh?
Exactly. :cool

Another poor attempt.

Another poor attempt.
Sorry, I dodn't speak "moron."

http://www.thecrackshack.com/ro/randomstuff/msgid10t-error_640.jpg

:wave

Another poor attempt.
I dont hear any music so stop dancing and answer my fucking question.

Holy shit, I leave for a meeting and this blows up. I did take the time to read all the posts.

Shak is a fucking moron. I thank him for the needed laugh after that hellish meeting. I am guessing Shak isn't even a true Canook. Shak is short for for a name of a person with a brown skin-tone. Why do you care about our immigration laws? Jealous that we didn't let your family in years ago? What are your arguing for anyway? Your posts aren't too cohesive to any point you are attempting to make.

Holy shit, I leave for a meeting and this blows up. I did take the time to read all the posts.

Shak is a fucking moron. I thank him for the needed laugh after that hellish meeting. I am guessing Shak isn't even a true Canook. Shak is short for for a name of a person with a brown skin-tone. Why do you care about our immigration laws? Jealous that we didn't let your family in years ago? What are your arguing for anyway? Your posts aren't too cohesive to any point you are attempting to make.

Your mother is cohesive.

:wave

Well it has come to the end of the day and I can see that you guys have all been broken and worn out. You have now resulted to posting useless threats and making degrading comments just because a foreigner has shown you a clear and logical way of thinking. From time to time i will be checking in on you ladies with a whole hearted effort of making you better individuals and proud Americans. Not the useless tards that you all are at present. There is hope for you/.

Well it has come to the end of the day and I can see that you guys have all been broken and worn out. You have now resulted to posting useless threats and making degrading comments just because a foreigner has shown you a clear and logical way of thinking. From time to time i will be checking in on you ladies with a whole hearted effort of making you better individuals and proud Americans. Not the useless tards that you all are at present. There is hope for you/.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

http://www.thecrackshack.com/ro/randomstuff/cunningplan.jpg


3:45, and he's at the "end of the day" already?? :confused

No wonder the Canadians are still stuck up there, surviving on our table scraps! :rofl

Well it has come to the end of the day and I can see that you guys have all been broken and worn out. You have now resulted to posting useless threats and making degrading comments just because a foreigner has shown you a clear and logical way of thinking. From time to time i will be checking in on you ladies with a whole hearted effort of making you better individuals and proud Americans. Not the useless tards that you all are at present. There is hope for you/.
answer my question before you leave

Well it has come to the end of the day and I can see that you guys have all been broken and worn out. You have now resulted to posting useless threats and making degrading comments just because a foreigner has shown you a clear and logical way of thinking. From time to time i will be checking in on you ladies with a whole hearted effort of making you better individuals and proud Americans. Not the useless tards that you all are at present. There is hope for you/.
naveen?

naveen?

Could be!

Could be!
That's what I'd thought a while ago, but even Naveen wasn't that stupid. :confused

Good. I couldn't live without hope.
and sometimes food.
And maybe a movie or a play

That's all I really need.

Well it has come to the end of the day and I can see that you guys have all been broken and worn out. You have now resulted to posting useless threats and making degrading comments just because a foreigner has shown you a clear and logical way of thinking. From time to time i will be checking in on you ladies with a whole hearted effort of making you better individuals and proud Americans. Not the useless tards that you all are at present. There is hope for you/.
:rofl

Thanks for dancing around my question. I guess canadians are chickens after all...

Holy shit, I leave for a meeting and this blows up. I did take the time to read all the posts.

Shak is a fucking moron. I thank him for the needed laugh after that hellish meeting. I am guessing Shak isn't even a true Canook. Shak is short for for a name of a person with a brown skin-tone. Why do you care about our immigration laws? Jealous that we didn't let your family in years ago? What are your arguing for anyway? Your posts aren't too cohesive to any point you are attempting to make.

You are the typical idiot who jumps overboard, can’t swim then asks the lifeguard how deep it is. Man I am fed up dealing with illiterate people like you. Just when I taught I was making a difference you come out of your meeting and negate all the progress I made. All of your questions were answered hours ago.

Thanks for dancing around my question. I guess canadians are chickens after all...
Hey now... Chickens are a fine and versatile source of nutrition. I won't have them degraded in such a way... :nono





What you meant to say is that Canadians are chickensh!t. :alright


:rofl


Man I am fed up dealing with illiterate people like you.
Good! GTFO!! :wave

All of your questions were answered hours ago.
You got that right! :biglaughb

Your mother is cohesive.

:wave

Bill have you been with his mother??

Hey now... Chickens are a fine and versatile source of nutrition. I won't have them degraded in such a way... :nono





What you meant to say is that Canadians are chickensh!t. :alright


:rofl



Good! GTFO!! :wave


You got that right! :biglaughb
this is what Shak dances in:

http://www.hitjokes.com/images/beautiful_ballerina.jpg

You are the typical idiot who jumps overboard, can’t swim then asks the lifeguard how deep it is. Man I am fed up dealing with illiterate people like you. Just when I taught I was making a difference you come out of your meeting and negate all the progress I made. All of your questions were answered hours ago.

Overboard? I don't quite understand your logic here. Illiterate? I can rite and reeeed real good like. Maybe I don't know what you're talking aboot. Maybe teh drugs have affected your frontal lobe, but my friend, you have not taught anyone anything.

Your posts are like a Seinfeld episode, rants about nothing.

Overboard? I don't quite understand your logic here. Illiterate? I can rite and reeeed real good like. Maybe I don't know what you're talking aboot. Maybe teh drugs have affected your frontal lobe, but my friend, you have not taught anyone anything.

Your posts are like a Seinfeld episode, rants about nothing.

Well someone of your family member have taught bill something.

OMGF, we have just h4xx0r3d Shak's webcam! :eek:

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/retarded-23205.jpg

He IS, in fact, a retard! :silly



:biglaughb

Well someone of your family member have taught bill something.
why do you ignore me? :(


its ONLY Georgia Tech...

Yawn...

Bill have you been with his mother??

Yes, but don't worry, yours is much better....

:lol

Well someone of your family member have taught bill something.

Engrish prease

Man I am fed up dealing with illiterate people like you.


How are you reading his post if he is illiterate? Methinks we have a thesaurus whore here!

Just when I taught I was making a difference you come out of your meeting and negate all the progress I made. All of your questions were answered hours ago.

First of all I can't believe I just wasted 15 mins of my life to read through all your retarded comments. I love how you repeatedly correct people on their spelling and here on page 8 you’re still speaking Canadian Engrish...google translator FTW!...oh and C-eh-N-eh-D-eh FTW!

On a side note, I noticed there were yet more gay references made to myself by none other than our in house Mexican. Gerard (I think his name may actually be Gerardo) is understandably not at work today (although I'm guessing he's already been to the capital and realized most of his friends didn't show up) and has to attack me while I'm taking a final and am defenseless. Angrytennisgal's suggestion, although tempting, is not exactly what I'm looking for. I'm going to sleep now.

So who's got exams this week?

:buttrock

Wait, that should have been :(

Matt

On a side note, I noticed there were yet more gay references made to myself by none other than our in house Mexican. Gerard (I think his name may actually be Gerardo) is understandably not at work today (although I'm guessing he's already been to the capital and realized most of his friends didn't show up) and has to attack me while I'm taking a final and am defenseless. Angrytennisgal's suggestion, although tempting, is not exactly what I'm looking for. I'm going to sleep now.
;)

I'm going to sleep now.


Did Gerard tuck you in?

Did Gerard tuck you in?

It's Gerardo..o..o...:)