There's this kid at my school with an E36 325is that always tools around with me on the drive home. We generally just cruise next to each other or so switch-ups, I dunno, stupid stuff.

Anyway, up until today we had never raced. Today, we left class, and were cruising side by side in 3rd at around 40mph, and decided to run it. He jumped the gun on me and immediately pulled about a half a carlength before I got into it. I caught up, door to door, and looked at him as I was passing. He has his hands in the "WTF?" position staring at his cluster wondering why he was about to get destroyed by a 318ti. By the end of third, I had pulled about 8 BUS lengths on him! I talked to him afterwards and he said he was on it the entire time.

So anyway, he was trying to figure out how a 138hp 1.9L destroyed him so badly... little does he know that I'm packing an extra 2 cylinders and about another 102hp under the hood :)

332ti. :shifty

Not a 318. :shifty

hahaha, awesome. Are you gonna tell him next time you see him?

motorswap all the way !!!!

Ha ha. I know the feeling.

There was a guy at my high school with a yellow, older generation Celica with Lambo doors, an intake, and the dreaded fart can. I used to always see him at the beach, both doors open, cruising. Sometimes he'd lean out of his car while driving on beach, to punctuate the higher plane of badassness that he resided on. He always blasted Ying Yang Twins, whenever and wherever.

I raced him after school one day with my autotragic E39 528i (in my signature)--he beat me to around 40 mph till I began to pull, and then I pulled on him like crazy at 70. As I passed him, I got the most animated and exuberant "WTF" expression ever. I then watched him beat his dashboard in my rearview mirror.

Good kill.

what all is required for the swap?

lol Are you gonna tell him it's really a 332 or are you just going to let him cry himself to sleep?:stickoutt

lol Are you gonna tell him it's really a 332 or are you just going to let him cry himself to sleep?:stickoutt
hehehe.... let him go out and trade in the 325 for a 318!! :rofl :rofl

haha beautiful kill.

please dont tell him. tell him your weight advantage helped you.

hahahahahahaah bad!!!!!!!

Tell him.. lol

Haha that's vicious. The kid probably cried himself to sleep....

Fucking bully. Stop being an ass to the lower displacement fellas :D

You really should change your badging, though, or just go debadged... After all it's no longer a 318ti...

SLEEEEEEEEEEPER. Dont change your badges, it just wont be as much fun.

SLEEEEEEEEEEPER. Dont change your badges, it just wont be as much fun.

I'd be for debadging.

definatlely dont change your badges, after all if you are gonna be technical it wasnt a 318 it was a 319, just like the 550i's, 650i's and 750i's are 4.8 liters, BMW hasnt been completely true with their external designations since before the E38

I guess I'm just partial because if I got beat by a 318ti, I would probably hang myself, and that's not good....

There's this kid at my school with an E36 325is that always tools around with me on the drive home. We generally just cruise next to each other or so switch-ups, I dunno, stupid stuff.

Anyway, up until today we had never raced. Today, we left class, and were cruising side by side in 3rd at around 40mph, and decided to run it. He jumped the gun on me and immediately pulled about a half a carlength before I got into it. I caught up, door to door, and looked at him as I was passing. He has his hands in the "WTF?" position staring at his cluster wondering why he was about to get destroyed by a 318ti. By the end of third, I had pulled about 8 BUS lengths on him! I talked to him afterwards and he said he was on it the entire time.

So anyway, he was trying to figure out how a 138hp 1.9L destroyed him so badly... little does he know that I'm packing an extra 2 cylinders and about another 102hp under the hood :)
Dont you love that feeling, bout them thinking you're just a crappy 318ti...... But in the end...vroooommmmm you're gone :alright

NO!!!!!!!! don't debage it... it is a 318 as mine is a 325 mine will never be anything else... especially to the vin number lol, the bage is half the fun

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's awesome! Good stuff!

Gotta love the sleeper!

Tell him the only mod you have is a "Tornado Air Management System" in the intake boot. :D

http://www.tornadoair.com/

he should have heard the extra 2 cylinders or at least asked to check your engine bay out of curiousity!

if he cant distinguish the sound differences bet a 1.9 and a 3.2 then rather let him squirm!:evil2

Nice kill, Keep him guessing.

Stick with stock badging, it's what I do. Tell him you did an A/C delete and watch him sweat all summer after he does it to his car.

Wow, some of you guys are ruthless. Especially to a fellow BMW driver....:nono

haha, this is great! dont debadge the car... keep it... SLEEPER STYLE!

DONT TELL HIM. he obviously is not and enthuisist. if he was hed know it was a swap.

just tell him you are way lighter. thats how you win. tell him 325s are boaty. good stuff! i love it! 332ti FTW! never tell him! hahahah this is great. lol