Yeah.

So I was driving home to "asshatland" (or what I like to call Alpharetta... but then again I do not consider myself nearing the country until I get to the Buford/Cumming exit on 400 ;) ) from where I work in Woodstock; As I cruised East on hwy 92 I decided to turn off my music, roll down my windows, and enjoy the sweet sound of my UUC exhaust system :love1...oh and the 75 degree weather... it was nice too.:shifty Anyways, I was stopped at the light in front of the "Georgia Dome Church" -I don't know the real name of this monstrosity but to me it is known as the GA Dome church. No big deal right? Right. Now normally I would have had music on and would not have had the car in gear because the light is fairly long, but for whatever reason, I'd put the car into first gear anticipating the green light. Suddenly I hear tires screaming somewhere behind me and I smell brakes cooking. I glanced up at my rear view and to my horror I see a girl in a white car barreling towards the rear end of yours truly. :eek4 'Oh man, not again!' I thought as I remembered the last time I was rear-ended by someone talking their cell phone. My next thought was 'Is it possible for me to get the hell out of the way?' :help Decision time. I had 2 options:

1. I could sit here and hope that she manages to stop before hitting me.
2. I could dive into the median.

Hummm. What are the potential repairs for said solutions? :ponder

1. Rear bumper, deck lid, rear body, quarter panels, stereo, exhaust, paint, clips, welds, etc, etc, etc. Plus, I don't know if this person has insurance, I hate putting my car into the shop, and I'd rather not have the diminished value on the car.

2. Carbon Fiber Lip, splitters, and dirt.

Option 2 sounds better to me! I quickly turned to the left and tested the M3's off-road capabilities. Thankfully I was able to move out of the way and suffered only a bit of dirt on the front end which was not a problem because I was already going to wash the car when I got home.

I have come to the conclusion that my car is a target for people who do not pay attention while they drive.

is she going to pay for the damages?

I had something similar happen to me last year on my way down to Jacksonville for the Georgia/Florida football game. I was stopped at a light behind a truck in the middle of nowhere Georgia when I heard brakes squealing behind me. I looked in my rear-view mirror to see another truck in a nose dive, obviously giving the brakes all he had. I had no room to pull up but luckily he stopped in time. I would have been pretty pissed had he hit me. I could just see it....missing the football game and having to decide whether to drive back to athens in a busted up car or have it towed one hundred miles back.

I hope you shot her.

I had something similar happen to me last year on my way down to Jacksonville for the Georgia/Florida football game. I was stopped at a light behind a truck in the middle of nowhere Georgia when I heard brakes squealing behind me. I looked in my rear-view mirror to see another truck in a nose dive, obviously giving the brakes all he had. I had no room to pull up but luckily he stopped in time. I would have been pretty pissed had he hit me. I could just see it....missing the football game and having to decide whether to drive back to athens in a busted up car or have it towed one hundred miles back.

Towed at his expense FTW!

:alright

is she going to pay for the damages?

Of course not. She'll just say she would have stopped in time.

is she going to pay for the damages?

:confused

The dirt?

The dirt?
forgive him.....drugs

forgive him.....drugs


:lol

:confused

The dirt?
2. Carbon Fiber Lip, splitters, and dirt.

I thought those got damaged. Excuse me for being rational.

and the drugs calm me bitches.

Adderall Adeel is quite, loves hw and wholesome. ADDeel is how you guys normally see me. I hardly take adderall, maybe once every other month since I like being myself.

You shoulda punched the bitch and dragged her outta her car for bein ignorant.

and the drugs calm me bitches.

Adderall Adeel is quite, loves hw and wholesome. ADDeel is how you guys normally see me. I hardly take adderall, maybe once every other month since I like being myself.


Adderall Lea wrote Hummm. What are the potential repairs for said solutions?

1. Rear bumper, deck lid, rear body, quarter panels, stereo, exhaust, paint, clips, welds, etc, etc, etc. Plus, I don't know if this person has insurance, I hate putting my car into the shop, and I'd rather not have the diminished value on the car.

2. Carbon Fiber Lip, splitters, and dirt.


I guess Adderall Adeel is not the one who read what Adderall Lea posted. :dunno

;)

You shoulda punched the bitch and dragged her outta her car for bein ignorant.
i dont get called ignorant often, however i do get called 'ig-nant' specially here at downtown.

i dont get called ignorant often, however i do get called 'ig-nant' specially here at downtown.

Shut up, you're ignorant!


:wave

You shoulda punched the bitch and dragged her outta her car for bein ignorant.

I should have lobbed my Nextel through her windshield.

Shut yo mouf, yous ig-nant!


:wave
fixed for accuracy.

Yeah.

So I was driving home to "asshatland" (or what I like to call Alpharetta... but then again I do not consider myself nearing the country until I get to the Buford/Cumming exit on 400 ;) ) from where I work in Woodstock; As I cruised East on hwy 92 I decided to turn off my music, roll down my windows, and enjoy the sweet sound of my UUC exhaust system :love1...oh and the 75 degree weather... it was nice too.:shifty Anyways, I was stopped at the light in front of the "Georgia Dome Church" -I don't know the real name of this monstrosity but to me it is known as the GA Dome church. No big deal right? Right. Now normally I would have had music on and would not have had the car in gear because the light is fairly long, but for whatever reason, I'd put the car into first gear anticipating the green light. Suddenly I hear tires screaming somewhere behind me and I smell brakes cooking. I glanced up at my rear view and to my horror I see a girl in a white car barreling towards the rear end of yours truly. :eek4 'Oh man, not again!' I thought as I remembered the last time I was rear-ended by someone talking their cell phone. My next thought was 'Is it possible for me to get the hell out of the way?' :help Decision time. I had 2 options:

1. I could sit here and hope that she manages to stop before hitting me.
2. I could dive into the median.

Hummm. What are the potential repairs for said solutions? :ponder

1. Rear bumper, deck lid, rear body, quarter panels, stereo, exhaust, paint, clips, welds, etc, etc, etc. Plus, I don't know if this person has insurance, I hate putting my car into the shop, and I'd rather not have the diminished value on the car.

2. Carbon Fiber Lip, splitters, and dirt.

Option 2 sounds better to me! I quickly turned to the left and tested the M3's off-road capabilities. Thankfully I was able to move out of the way and suffered only a bit of dirt on the front end which was not a problem because I was already going to wash the car when I got home.

I have come to the conclusion that my car is a target for people who do not pay attention while they drive.


That was some quick decision making. Nice. Knowing me, I would have accidentally put it in reverse, lol. I can just see it now...

ME - "Bitch! You hit me!"
HER - "Yeah well you reversed into me!"
ME - "Wait hold on...I'm confused. Show me exactly what happened using your body..."

:ky

I should have lobbed my Nextel through her windshield.

Nextel is the name of a company. You are likely referring to a cell phone. You may get your service through Nextel, but your phone is not a "Nextel." Please get it right. Thank you.

:wave

That was some quick decision making. Nice. Knowing me, I would have accidentally put it in reverse, lol. I can just see it now...

ME - "Bitch! You hit me!"
HER - "Yeah well you reversed into me!"
ME - "Wait hold on...I'm confused. Show me exactly what happened using your body..."

:ky

:rofl

Nextel is the name of a company. You are likely referring to a cell phone. You may get your service through Nextel, but your phone is not a "Nextel." Please get it right. Thank you.

:wave


:rolleyes

I should lob my Motorola i710 through which I utilize Nextel telephone and direct connect services at your head.

ass.

:rolleyes

I should lob my Motorola i710 through which I utilize Nextel telephone and direct connect services at your head.

Thank you for clarifying.

Have a nice day.

:wave

Thank you for clarifying.

Have a nice day.

:wave


Don't talk.

Thanks.

so nothing happened to your car?? no broken splitter etc?

here we go again with the bill/lea fiasco

Don't talk.

Don't breathe.


Thanks.

so nothing happened to your car?? no broken splitter etc?

No.

Just dirt. :alright

However, I do not recommend the M3 as an off-road vehicle. It was a very bumpy ride.

Just dirt.



You must've felt right at home, then.

Don't breathe.


Thanks.

:wwfinger

and stop talking.

and stop talking.

I am not talking, I am typing.

But thank you for noticing.

:wave

You must've felt right at home, then.


I did.

Thanks.

I am not talking, I am typing.

But thank you for noticing.

:wave

Ok.

Then stop typing.

I smoke KOOLs.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:sHU27UK6kGpXSM:www.cheap-cigarettes.info/images/kool.jpg

Purple.

I'm eating Thin Mints.

I'm eating Thin Mints.

Mine?

Nope. All of those are gone. These are compliments of Enterprise Rent-A-Car.

I still have 2 boxes of thin mints in my freezer. YUM

I still have 2 boxes of thin mints in my freezer. YUM

I still have one box.

Yum!

I still have one box.

Yum!
Share with Lea, she has had a bad day.

Share with Lea, she has had a bad day.

You share. You have more Thin Mints.


(p.s. I have no doubt that someone will have fun with this post.)

You share. You have more Thin Mints.


(p.s. I have no doubt that someone will have fun with this post.)

I am on my way to asshatland!

I am on my way to asshatland!

Hey... what business do you have in asshatland?:shifty

Other than delivering a box of frozen thin mints to me that is...:D

Hey... what business do you have in asshatland?:shifty

Other than delivering a box of frozen thin mints to me that is...:D

I have no business in asshatland. I try to avoid the area.

You have cookie business now mister.

I expect them to still be cold when they arrive.

You have cookie business now mister.

Or should I make u drive to my place. I am not attempting 400N at this time.

I still have one box.

Yum!

You said you have a box...


Sorry, I just got back from playing drunk...I mean, golf...

Or should I make u drive to my place. I am not attempting 400N at this time.

:nono

I don't think so Scooter!

I have some purchases to make before I get home; so by the time I get to my house, you will probably be at exit 10, which means I'll enough time to let the dog out, change clothes, make dinner, eat dinner, clean up the kitchen, exercise, take a shower, and read a book before you get here with my frozen cookies.

:D

:nono

I don't think so Scooter!

I have some purchases to make before I get home; so by the time I get to my house, you will probably be at exit 10, which means I'll enough time to let the dog out, change clothes, make dinner, eat dinner, clean up the kitchen, exercise, take a shower, and read a book before you get here with my frozen cookies.

:D

Eh, I am just gonna eat them. I forgot, I can't get fat :)

Eh, I am just gonna eat them. I forgot, I can't get fat :)


For the record, you suck.

For the record, you suck.

For the record, everyone already knew that.

:D

Eh, I am just gonna eat them. I forgot, I can't get fat :)
Yeah me neither and it fuckin rocks. I eat all day and never gain any weight.

I never knew I wasn't the only one in Alpharetta. Damn

Yeah me neither and it fuckin rocks. I eat all day and never gain any weight.

Same here....staying thin for the win!

Damn, this thread is off topic even by GA standards.

I need to go up to Alpharetta and stop at stop lights... And NOT move when somebody comes at me fast. New Jeep, here I come!

Matt

Damn, this thread is off topic even by GA standards.

I need to go up to Alpharetta and stop at stop lights... And NOT move when somebody comes at me fast. New Jeep, here I come!

Matt

Do it it will happen eventually

Do it it will happen eventually

Yes, that is why Alpharetta is called asshatland. Dumb bitches in SUV's paying no attention.

Yes, that is why Alpharetta is called asshatland. Dumb bitches in SUV's paying no attention.

It doesn't just happen in Alpharetta. Sometimes in Midtown, girls in red Jeeps almost nail disabled men pushing shopping carts...in crosswalks. :( Right, Matt??

It doesn't just happen in Alpharetta. Sometimes in Midtown, girls in red Jeeps almost nail disabled men pushing shopping carts...in crosswalks. :( Right, Matt??
:rofl

Matt

It doesn't just happen in Alpharetta. Sometimes in Midtown, girls in red Jeeps almost nail disabled men pushing shopping carts...in crosswalks. :( Right, Matt??

You mean Bums?

You mean Bums?

That is exactly what she meant....she has to be PC. :rolleyes

That is exactly what she meant....she has to be PC. :rolleyes

Oh, whatever. You know me better than that. He didn't LOOK like a bum...:dunno

Oh, whatever. You know me better than that. He didn't LOOK like a bum...:dunno

You don't LOOK like an alkie :)

You don't LOOK like an alkie :)

And you don't look like an egomaniacal player...oh wait, yes, you do. :pimpflash

And you don't look like an egomaniacal player...oh wait, yes, you do. :pimpflash

I'm fat, how can a lardo be a playa?

I'm fat, how can a lardo be a playa?
If you are fat, then I am a freaking beached whale..

I'm fat, how can a lardo be a playa?

"Look at me! I'm Brett. I have a Treo. I have a BMW. I wear tight jeans. I have perfectly gelled hair. Yes, I use Dep! You got a problem with that?!"

;)

If you are fat, then I am a freaking beached whale..

Yes, you are.

:laugh

Yes, you are.

:laugh
:(

I try to look good for you.. you never appreciate me.. :D

:(

I try to look good for you.. you never appreciate me.. :D

:rofl :rofl :rofl

:(

I try to look good for you.. you never appreciate me.. :D

Tape a hundred dollar bill to your head... he won't notice your figure.

:D

Tape a hundred dollar bill to your head... he won't notice your figure.

:D
Yea but he might break my neck trying to rip the hundred off my head.

:rofl

Matt

Nice, this thread took a turn for the funnay.

Yea but he might break my neck trying to rip the hundred off my head.

Invest in the Hans device :dunno

Tape a hundred dollar bill to your head... he won't notice your figure.

:D


Yeah, it worked for you.

;)

Nice, this thread took a turn for the funnay.

:confused

You expected something else?


:D

;)

Yeah, it worked for you.

;)

:bawl
So you really do think that I am ugly?!? :bluecry1

:bawl
So you really do think that I am ugly?!? :bluecry1

You can't be that hurt...come on this is Bill you are talking about here.

:bawl
So you really do think that I am ugly?!? :bluecry1


Of course not! ;)

You can't be that hurt...come on this is Bill you are talking about here.

He told me that I look great... and that it wasn't about the money...:(







Hee Hee Hee

I kid! I kid! :D

He told me that I look great... and that it wasn't about the money...:(



Well, you fell for it. :dunno

That trick didn't work with Brett when I tried it. :laugh

That trick didn't work with Brett when I tried it. :laugh

uhhh :confused

uhhh :confused

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Yeah.

So I was driving home to "asshatland" (or what I like to call Alpharetta... but then again I do not consider myself nearing the country until I get to the Buford/Cumming exit on 400 ;) ) from where I work in Woodstock; As I cruised East on hwy 92 I decided to turn off my music, roll down my windows, and enjoy the sweet sound of my UUC exhaust system :love1...oh and the 75 degree weather... it was nice too.:shifty Anyways, I was stopped at the light in front of the "Georgia Dome Church" -I don't know the real name of this monstrosity but to me it is known as the GA Dome church. No big deal right? Right. Now normally I would have had music on and would not have had the car in gear because the light is fairly long, but for whatever reason, I'd put the car into first gear anticipating the green light. Suddenly I hear tires screaming somewhere behind me and I smell brakes cooking. I glanced up at my rear view and to my horror I see a girl in a white car barreling towards the rear end of yours truly. :eek4 'Oh man, not again!' I thought as I remembered the last time I was rear-ended by someone talking their cell phone. My next thought was 'Is it possible for me to get the hell out of the way?' :help Decision time. I had 2 options:

1. I could sit here and hope that she manages to stop before hitting me.
2. I could dive into the median.

Hummm. What are the potential repairs for said solutions? :ponder

1. Rear bumper, deck lid, rear body, quarter panels, stereo, exhaust, paint, clips, welds, etc, etc, etc. Plus, I don't know if this person has insurance, I hate putting my car into the shop, and I'd rather not have the diminished value on the car.

2. Carbon Fiber Lip, splitters, and dirt.

Option 2 sounds better to me! I quickly turned to the left and tested the M3's off-road capabilities. Thankfully I was able to move out of the way and suffered only a bit of dirt on the front end which was not a problem because I was already going to wash the car when I got home.

I have come to the conclusion that my car is a target for people who do not pay attention while they drive.
stop letting Adeel ride in your cars

stop letting Adeel ride in your cars
I took a ride in nick's new coupe today. :shifty

I took a ride in nick's new coupe today. :shifty
nothing personal, I can assure you:)