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Posts are much like birthdays, after you've had a bunch you stop counting.
Congrats anyway.:D

n00b

i just farted.

i just farted.
Those too are much like birthdays, the older you get the less feeling they have.:D

Those too are much like birthdays, the older you get the less feeling they have.:D


:lol Niiiiiice


Kyle

My belief on the male FART:

I tend to disagree. I feel as though farts are different. Especially for us males. Flatulence are never the same yet there are are always the same. Sort of like ones signature if you must. It is a means of expressing ones true feelings about the day. For example, you may thrust a fart out if having an annoying day that you just want to end. To get it over with in a way. Then again, one may have the day of laziness where he is to let the air release at it's own pace. To let it do its own thing. Or there are the toilet ones, built and designed as a warning shot that worse things are on the way. There is always the test fart. This one is to be let out in a sudden but subtle flash of strength. These are designed as a test fire to examine if she will notice the rest of his farts for the evening. Then there are the Marriage farts. These are lethal. Harmful and or fatal if swallowed. These are reserved for the future wife. Designed to be delivered in front of only those who are willing enough to love it. Beware of this gas though for it comes with a price for "He who wants her to accept his gas must accept her gas also". And last but not least, there is always the cadet farts. These are pushed to great lengths to acheive the greatness of the almighty who have become experts at such noises and odors. The only setback is that when pushed so hard, these younger overachievers have not learned self control and usually push too hard, staining their pants to approximately 3 shades darker and leaving a "slushy" sound between their young cheeks.

So as you can tell, farts are not something to ever forget. They are part of the building blocks of life. Without farts, we as men would not have the strenght we are given. To endure such heat that we have learned to deal with because of our often warm anus'. To endure such smells as we deliver in our often small cars without proper ventilation. To give such great amounts of strength built up from our abdomens to force out simple but well reserved air from our butoxes. To find a means of carrying on the tradition through little children without letting them find it repulsive. We must never give up on the farts. For that will be the day that the farts give up on us.

Thank you.

~Barrington Kirk

My belief on the male FART:

I tend to disagree. I feel as though farts are different. Especially for us males. Flatulence are never the same yet there are are always the same. Sort of like ones signature if you must. It is a means of expressing ones true feelings about the day. For example, you may thrust a fart out if having an annoying day that you just want to end. To get it over with in a way. Then again, one may have the day of laziness where he is to let the air release at it's own pace. To let it do its own thing. Or there are the toilet ones, built and designed as a warning shot that worse things are on the way. There is always the test fart. This one is to be let out in a sudden but subtle flash of strength. These are designed as a test fire to examine if she will notice the rest of his farts for the evening. Then there are the Marriage farts. These are lethal. Harmful and or fatal if swallowed. These are reserved for the future wife. Designed to be delivered in front of only those who are willing enough to love it. Beware of this gas though for it comes with a price for "He who wants her to accept his gas must accept her gas also". And last but not least, there is always the cadet farts. These are pushed to great lengths to acheive the greatness of the almighty who have become experts at such noises and odors. The only setback is that when pushed so hard, these younger overachievers have not learned self control and usually push too hard, staining their pants to approximately 3 shades darker and leaving a "slushy" sound between their young cheeks.

So as you can tell, farts are not something to ever forget. They are part of the building blocks of life. Without farts, we as men would not have the strenght we are given. To endure such heat that we have learned to deal with because of our often warm anus'. To endure such smells as we deliver in our often small cars without proper ventilation. To give such great amounts of strength built up from our abdomens to force out simple but well reserved air from our butoxes. To find a means of carrying on the tradition through little children without letting them find it repulsive. We must never give up on the farts. For that will be the day that the farts give up on us.

Thank you.

~Barrington Kirk

I'm thinking you need to get out of the house more... :rofl

i didnt read any of that barry.. way too long.

Cliff Notes?

Way to anal-ize :D a fart Barry.

You all are GIANT post whores. Enjoy your whore life.

HAHA.

When I need to FART really bad..a depth charge sort of speak,
I go out on my balcony in my condo. I ate bad chinese food and I farted up a storm...

If I am with a girl or something, I will excuse myself, and try to get as far as possible away from her before releasing the hounds...:D

You all are GIANT post whores. Enjoy your whore life.

Its been great so far :wave

You all are GIANT post whores. Enjoy your whore life.


In the words of Joe Walsh, "Lifes been good to me so far" :redspot


Kyle

since you hit the magic 100th post you need to get an avitar put up like the rest of us...

well, thanks for celebrating my hundrednth post with me, nothing like a bunch a good e21 friends that talk about farts and my celebration of posts! im working on an avatar...

In the words of Joe Walsh, "Lifes been good to me so far" :redspot
My Maserati does 185
I lost my license, now I don't drive.

Speaking of which, you see how cheap Bi Turbo's are now? They are looking about as cheap as a decent e30. GO CARB'D FI!!!

uuuummm wow:rolleyes